1. Post #1
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    lucky's Avatar
    December 2010
    707 Posts
    Hey guys, some of you may know me from the interactive You Are a Tiger and those of you that do may wonder what I have been up to in this apparent hiatus. Those of you that don't, on the other hand, may even wonder who I am, and perhaps whether or not I am in fact a thing that warrants any attention. You may decide that I am not. But if you do, I will come to your house and break your fucking printer.

    Previous Work:



    satisfied customer posted:
    He came in through the window...[I] was so frightened, he just gave me this glare. But he went straight for my printer. He just tore right through it with a crescent moon kick, took out a good chunk of it as if it wasn't even there. But there were no wires inside or anything. It was just some kind of dark grey solid substance. This is the type of thing [that] makes a man realize he really doesn't know how some technology works. Sometimes it is just better left to the professionals.
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    Anyway, a few days ago, my friend srroesl contacted me regarding a t-shirt selling business he was trying to start.



    Naturally, I agreed to create some shirt designs, and this led to the founding of SHEPARD TEES.



    (our official logo)

    So here's the deal, Facepunch. We're actually off to a pretty good start with this, and this may be a pretty cool thing to come out of this forum. At the time that I'm making this thread, some shit is already done. We have a website, we have some designs, we've sold some shirts. I'm not coming here begging for help with our little website. But there IS a reason I'm here threadcrafting my ass off:

    We want to hear what you think. We want to hear your ideas.

    And unlike many other companies, you will find that we are quite receptive to them! We are small and we are Facepunchian. We will harness your idea, and convert it into a rainbow of awesome, then catch said rainbow in a diamond-studded golden goblet, splash it on a shirt, and send it to you for free.



    So far we have made these 4 shirts, see what you think:




    FACEPUNCH-SUGGESTED AVAILABLE DESIGNS:


    Concept proposed by MAXIMO13_____________________________________Concept proposed by Corndog Ninja

    Concept proposed by err'body.

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    FAQ AKA Nobody Asks Us Any Questions, But Let's Pretend.

    Are you ambitious?

    YES

    Do you know what you're doing?

    QUESTIONABLE

    Can I get a free shirt?

    PERHAPS. We have been loading t-shirts into a cannon and firing them out in all directions. If you are hit by one or one lands near you, you do not have to return it. Also, if you propose a design and we use it, we will send you a free shirt with your design, as mentioned before.

    Can I get a free anything else?

    POSTCARDS. Happy freakin holidays, guys. We've sent out postcards to a bunch of Facepunch members and you may very well get one. Especially if we are considering bribing you, but I'm not supposed to say that part.

    What is the point of this thread?

    We want to hear your ideas for shirts and your thoughts on this business we've started up.
    WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT, FACEPUNCH. MEET US AT THE ALLEY ACROSS FROM ELMAN'S LIQUORS, AT THE INTERSECTION BETWEEN 3RD AND EAST 22ND.
    COME ALONE.



    AND BE SURE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CONVENIENT MOTHERFUCKING BUS STOP.

    Happy holidays, everybody. And thank you in advance for your contributions.
    Our website, again, is:

    www.shepardtees.com
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  2. Post #2
    'Fashion Designer'
    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,794 Posts
    how the fuck did you get that guy to make the exact same face in all of those poses
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  3. Post #3
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    November 2006
    587 Posts
    All I have to say is the following.

    BLOODY BRILLIANT
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  4. Post #4
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    380 Posts
    how the fuck did you get that guy to make the exact same face in all of those poses
    local anesthesia
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  5. Post #5
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    Zackin5's Avatar
    May 2008
    4,853 Posts
    how the fuck did you get that guy to make the exact same face in all of those poses
    I feel like he's staring into my soul.
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  6. Post #6
    <3
    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
    14,197 Posts
    So this is what you've been up to...
    I honestly thought you were in space

  7. Post #7
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    Kung Fu Jew's Avatar
    November 2006
    5,681 Posts
    I feel like he's staring into my soul.
    buy
    our
    shirts

    i like that blue one. maybe time to put money together and buy

  8. Post #8
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    Corndog Ninja's Avatar
    May 2010
    9,005 Posts
    Thems are some nice shirts!

  9. Post #9
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    Bubz's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,017 Posts
    I'm mother fucking Curious George.
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  10. Post #10
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    November 2010
    1,123 Posts
    I'm mother fucking Curious George.


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  11. Post #11
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    March 2009
    5,305 Posts


    Edited:

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  12. Post #12
    I WOTCH ANIEM
    Maximo13's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,085 Posts
    I like this.
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  13. Post #13
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    jechtman's Avatar
    January 2007
    5,809 Posts
    Neat, just ordered a blue cloud shirt.
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  14. Post #14
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    380 Posts
    Neat, just ordered a blue cloud shirt.
    Hey thanks! Just sent you a follow up email!

  15. Post #15
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    Bambo.'s Avatar
    April 2011
    487 Posts
    Them shirts look pretty damn nice, contemplating getting one as an early christmas present to myself...

    :saddowns:

    Edited:

    yeah, i'm ordering an orange http://www.shepardtees.com/collectio...s/pour-of-life for christmas! hurray!

  16. Post #16
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
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  17. Post #17
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    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
    14,197 Posts
    That was fast
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  18. Post #18
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    March 2011
    4,949 Posts
    Totally asking for the Beethoven status shirt for christmas.

    Don't really like how it's brown though.
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  19. Post #19
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    380 Posts
    Totally asking for the Beethoven status shirt for christmas.

    Don't really like how it's brown though.

    What color would you suggest?

  20. Post #20
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    Croix's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,744 Posts
    Yesyesyesyes.

    I want to buy all of it. I need to get myself some internet money pronto
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  21. Post #21
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    Painseeker's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,735 Posts
    We totally need some "You are a tiger" shirts. I would kill for one.
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  22. Post #22
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    380 Posts
    We totally need some "You are a tiger" shirts. I would kill for one.
    this can be arranged..

  23. Post #23
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    Pace.'s Avatar
    September 2010
    1,355 Posts
    Make a "three wolf moon" shirt in your drawing style
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  24. Post #24
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    December 2008
    6,735 Posts
    Make a "three wolf moon" shirt in your drawing style
    Three tiger moon, it must be done.

    Edit: Picture it, starry star background with megaton tiger, macrotick tiger and the normal tiger looking up at the moon. You could even throw some moon indians or the tiger's moon family on it.
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  25. Post #25
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    October 2011
    214 Posts


    I think this should go on their next shirt.
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  26. Post #26
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    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,893 Posts


    if you made that shirt (and it looked cool) I'd buy it
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  27. Post #27
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    December 2007
    380 Posts


    I think this should go on their next shirt.
    animation would be a bit hard. maybe we could hire a guy to follow you around all day and constantly throw sunglasses onto the shirt
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  28. Post #28
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,893 Posts
    print each frame on a separate shirt and change rapidly
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  29. Post #29
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    September 2007
    1,175 Posts
    Definitely keeping this in mind for Christmas time.

  30. Post #30
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    Elizer's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,992 Posts
    Any chance we could get this:

    on a shirt? Just maybe without the "Indeed"
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  31. Post #31
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    October 2006
    9,248 Posts
    print each frame on a separate shirt and change rapidly
    It would be awesome if you had one frame for each day of the week and when someone said something rude towards you all you'd have to say is, "I'll give you my response in a week." Each day you wear the next frame until a week later when you show up with "Deal with it" on your shirt.
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  32. Post #32
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    August 2011
    487 Posts


    (User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Jaanus))
    No, Jaanus. It's not an image macro: It was what the "Spring Break '97" link lead to.
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  33. Post #33
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    January 2011
    3,724 Posts
    What ever happened to that one Facepunch member who had a website with nice t-shirt designs and sold them for 24 hours and then changed?

  34. Post #34
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    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
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    No matter what song you're listening to, he's probably in time.

    Also if you want to use this as a promotional image because you're slightly insane or something, feel free to.
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  35. Post #35
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    October 2011
    214 Posts
    animation would be a bit hard. maybe we could hire a guy to follow you around all day and constantly throw sunglasses onto the shirt
    It is a done deal.
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  36. Post #36
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    November 2007
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    No matter what song you're listening to, he's probably in time.

    Also if you want to use this as a promotional image because you're slightly insane or something, feel free to.

    Ahhhhhhh it is!!!

    Riders on the Storm by The Doors
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  37. Post #37
    Serve Chilled
    icedt's Avatar
    December 2010
    542 Posts

    Id buy just your logo.

  38. Post #38
    extremist18's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,644 Posts
    I'm sure lucky will come up will amazing original designs.

  39. Post #39
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    Grasp's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,039 Posts
    I really like the design of the cloud physics shirt. (Probably gonna order one soon!)

    That being said, I would love other natural elements in that style, such as a tree (white tree cutaway with sap oozing out?), or a stylized sun( all white sun with a core of flames?), or even maybe an animal (white animal cutaway with blood inside?)? I think it would work really nicely with the simplicity of the color scheme as well as looking downright awesome.

    Anyways, your shirts look awesome guys, good luck to you!

  40. Post #40
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    April 2009
    1,644 Posts
    Especially if this is indicative of the quality:

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