the first thread for those who missed it: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1110595
you are a duck called dimitri. you have a mustache and a suit and you...
...don't live in your own private lake anymore.
you used to roam the streets and nightclubs of lakeland until someday the ~american crisis~ hit you hard.
nowadays you're homeless, but you still got it going. spending most of the day on the sidewalk of st. saint ducklins, begging for money, you wish that someday you'll visit las vegas.
I WON'T BE UPDATING THESE SO REGULARLY LIKE THE FIRST ONE, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL TRY TO UPDATE IT EVERYDAY!