1. Post #81
    Gold Member
    MenteR's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,255 Posts
    Now save your shark buddy from the deadly gayness virus!


    you place the de-gaying device behind the bar's walls and use machine on steve the gay shark.



    it seems the machine's working...



    uh oh.



    doesn't seem it worked too well. you busted your de-gaying device too so now there's simply no way you're getting steve back.

    wait a second...





    the device really did work. but steve couldn't take all the testosterone, so he imploded and became a cheeseburger.
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  2. Post #82
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    Hmm, well I wanted to keep him around because he was much stronger then you, but now that he's a burger....

    EAT HIM TO GAIN HIS STRENGTH AND AWESOMENESS!

  3. Post #83
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,241 Posts
    this thread needs more publicity, someone post it on the sensationalist headlines, "THE BEST INTERACTIVE MS PAINT COMIC OF THE YEAR, OUT NOW IN CREATIONISM CORNER"

  4. Post #84
    NichoGialluca's Avatar
    December 2011
    10 Posts
    be hungry and attempt to eat your new friend.

    off course, it's not very effective, and it beats the living shit out of you, but somehow, you just feel manly conected, and become friends.

    go kill some hookers.

  5. Post #85
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    931 Posts
    You do not understand jokes.
    Pardon me if I'm wrong,but aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
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  6. Post #86
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    July 2007
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    STOP shitting on the thread. nobody else reply to vendetta please, let's not go off topic.
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  7. Post #87
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    931 Posts
    Nevermind,forget everything I said.
    Try to eat hamburger-steve,but be wary of the shotgun which he's holding.

  8. Post #88
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    MenteR's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,255 Posts
    Hmm, well I wanted to keep him around because he was much stronger then you, but now that he's a burger....

    EAT HIM TO GAIN HIS STRENGTH AND AWESOMENESS!
















    you didn't really absorb any "strength" or "awesomeness" from eating a cheeseburger. at max, you got a terrible diarrhea from trying to digest the sun glasses.

    Edited:

    And be sure somebody dies we need some drama in this CYOA.
    RIP STEVE THE SHARK

    16/12/11 - 05/02/12
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  9. Post #89
    JUOPPO's Avatar
    January 2012
    308 Posts
    Suddenly aliens appear and kiddnap you.

  10. Post #90
    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,092 Posts
    They're making tests on you, you will become robo-duck hybrid.

  11. Post #91
    OFFICIAL DEAN of MAX PAYNE
    Dennab
    July 2009
    9,002 Posts
    It will be badass diarrhea.
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  12. Post #92
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    Shit the diarrhea. He can't be dead yet, he's just diarrhea. Apologize to Diarrhea Steve.
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  13. Post #93
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    January 2008
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    Afterwards, set out on a quest to reconstruct Steve's atoms so he becomes a shark again.

  14. Post #94
    OFFICIAL DEAN of MAX PAYNE
    Dennab
    July 2009
    9,002 Posts
    I don't know if that will work. Steve might end up like the Sandman from Spiderman; half of his DNA is shark, the other is diarrhea.

  15. Post #95
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    I don't know if that will work. Steve might end up like the Sandman from Spiderman; half of his DNA is shark, the other is diarrhea.
    He will have super powers that either gross everyone the fuck out, or he can make them shit in their pants. We will be unstoppable.

  16. Post #96
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    July 2007
    5,255 Posts
    sorry guys, but steve's dead. next panel shall be about his funeral. it'll be very sad.
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  17. Post #97
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    NO YOU FUCKER!

    HE MUST LIVE! HE MUST FUCKING LIVE!!!

  18. Post #98
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    metalhand's Avatar
    July 2009
    409 Posts
    Make the rich homeless person come to the funeral!
    Steal his expensive car!

  19. Post #99
    $$$Good News Everyone!$$$
    -Rusty-'s Avatar
    January 2007
    4,545 Posts
    sorry guys, but steve's dead. next panel shall be about his funeral. it'll be very sad.
    burial at sea (aka the toilet)

  20. Post #100
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,241 Posts
    get in contact with steve's family?

  21. Post #101
    I Got That Swollen Hand Blues
    Eyefunk's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,486 Posts
    Have him shit out steve then eat him again

  22. Post #102
    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,092 Posts
    He ate Steve, again in Prison.

  23. Post #103
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    July 2007
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    you tell steve's father the really sad news. he cries and tells your stories about steve's childhood and how he fled home when he was still a kid, inspired by action heroes like arnold schwarzenegger.



    you two sculpt a gravestone for steve and mourn his death. it is a sad day indeed.



    rest in peace, steve the shark. you'll be missed.
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  24. Post #104
    Sherd Red's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,544 Posts
    Tell him that you killed Steve and leave out the part about you trying to make him not gay.
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  25. Post #105
    Pintassilgo's Avatar
    August 2011
    16 Posts
    You become a super cheeseburguer duck.
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  26. Post #106
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    December 2005
    6,053 Posts
    Being old, obviously he was in some war or another. Have him show you some sweet moves so you can be less of a pussy.

  27. Post #107
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,173 Posts
    Go take anabolic steroids so you can out-do the cops.

  28. Post #108
    Gold Member
    MenteR's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,255 Posts
    Being old, obviously he was in some war or another. Have him show you some sweet moves so you can be less of a pussy.
    less of a pussy? are you fucking kidding me? he made a de-gaying machine and you call him a pussy? well you must be fucking schwarzenegger then.
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  29. Post #109
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    metalhand's Avatar
    July 2009
    409 Posts
    Get Steve's father as your new Sidekick! Maybe even get revenge on the gay!

  30. Post #110
    Blue and Proud Of It.
    Dennab
    September 2011
    961 Posts
    Contract pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoneeosis (Yes, it is real. Google it) And Turn Gay as a result of having a gay doctor.

  31. Post #111
    Pintassilgo's Avatar
    August 2011
    16 Posts
    train in a gym and learn 'stache karate
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  32. Post #112
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    July 2009
    409 Posts

    NUFF SAID
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  33. Post #113
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    January 2010
    5,139 Posts

    NUFF SAID
    Because he lost interest in it, and wants it to die. In other words, if the OP doesn't update don't bump it.

  34. Post #114
    Sherd Red's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,544 Posts
    Because he lost interest in it, and wants it to die. In other words, if the OP doesn't update don't bump it.
    Also Rage Comics are overused.

  35. Post #115
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    Yes.

  36. Post #116
    Space Potato's Avatar
    July 2011
    11 Posts
    Throw a stone at a Police Pig, take his police baton and smack your way out of prison.

    Edited:

    shit i'm too far back posted.