1. Post #441
    Gold Member

    April 2011
    7,500 Posts
    Dear future me,

    make sure you have a girlfriend.
    or i'll fuck you up.

    With love, past me.

  2. Post #442
    Ask me to be a movie trailer voice.
    Lunik's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,542 Posts
    Dear me,

    Have you actually done something with yourself over the course of this year? Did you pass the 11th grade? Did you start doing all of those things you said you would, like learning to draw, write, play the piano, and getting your driver's license? Did you stop wallowing around in your complacency? Did you do anything?

    If you did, thank you so much.

    If you didn't, don't you cry about this message. Don't you dare fucking cry. You don't deserve all of the self pity you've given yourself over the course of your life. Get the fuck off of your ass and live.

    Please. Please do this.

    Ever so sincerely,
    The past self.
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  3. Post #443
    Gold Member
    RapistSanta's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,654 Posts
    Shit man, the girl's great but where did you put her now?

    I hope you're still with her...

  4. Post #444
    Gold Member
    Scrimp's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,179 Posts
    Hello me,

    you better of got into that college course, i hope you're still friends with school mates.
    you better still have socialist views and finally have you got laid yet?

    If you screw up i will kick your arse, sincerly 2012 me. Dick

    Oh yeah, remember to stay fresh
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  5. Post #445
    go fart in your brothers face
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  6. Post #446
    I pleasure myself while wearing Combine armour~~
    May 2010
    6,170 Posts
    Dear me,

    Get a fucking job you numbnut, and try and fit in to everywhere you go and don't be a miserable prat.


  7. Post #447
    February 2010
    7,163 Posts
    get tons of games in the winter/summer sale, make me proud bitch.


    also get a good gpu and BF3


    love, your past self

  8. Post #448
    :v:'s Avatar
    December 2009
    303 Posts
    Hey you sexy beast,

    how are things? Knowing you, you're probably still being #1 at everything, like you've always been. If you're reading this message, I know you're already the coolest person in the world and everyone loves you. I hope you stay the sexiest man alive.

    With love, yourself.

    Oh wait...

  9. Post #449
    BanBox's Avatar
    November 2011
    49 Posts
    Have a girlmate yet? No? You faggot.

    I'll be surprised if you have more than 20 friends.

    You learnt any of them shitty instruments yet, either? No? Kill yourself.

  10. Post #450
    Gold Member
    Renegade Master's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,720 Posts
    Dear Future Self,

    How's it going in the future? How does it feel having a past self write to you
    Also, if you haven't already, I'm sick of being a blue after being here for 2 years and 2k posts. Go get me gold, boy! Shell out dem 10 dollars! It's not that much!
    Say, did you get better at Lua by now- er... then? Can you actually script stuff now?
    If they have invented time travel over there, Write me back.

    Your former self, Renegade Master (Or DeliciousBabies, either one really.)

  11. Post #451
    bree's Avatar
    April 2010
    456 Posts
    Jesus fucking christ you better be moved out of home by now. you're 19 now. i bet you're still in the same spot as i'm writing this. ps- how much money did you save this year? none? what happened to the plan? you didnt bother? FUCK YOU

  12. Post #452
    riceyrice's Avatar
    September 2010
    873 Posts
    Sup Ricey, this is your past ricey. 2011 was really good and you got a lot of your goals done.

    I'd like to see that again but not with slack or bs. Just get shit done. OK?

    I love you, see you in a year.

  13. Post #453
    RadioJoNES's Avatar
    July 2011
    505 Posts
    Dear Richie,

    You smell.....


    Anyways If you're reading this in 2013, congratulations, you've won. You beat the stupid ass class and yeah.

    Have fun with that WiiU if you got one.

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  14. Post #454
    Gold Member
    nemmises5's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,754 Posts
    I can't believe I am joining the fucking military.I hope it was worth losing her you idiot.
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  15. Post #455
    Gold Member
    MangoJuice's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,712 Posts
    Sure hope you're not dead.

  16. Post #456
    Gold Member
    Madman_Andre's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,912 Posts

    Kindly go fuck yourself.

    Sincerely, The past you

  17. Post #457
    Dapwnner's Avatar
    February 2010
    240 Posts
    Hey future me, what's up?

    Are you still with that girl? Did you even get anything done in the whole year? Or did you just slack around like a lazy motherfucker like every single other year? Anyway, I hope it's been a good year for you.

    Sincerely, Past me.

  18. Post #458
    Marddox's Avatar
    January 2012
    49 Posts
    I hope you've stopped procrastinating by now, if not you need to stop.

    - Past Marddox.

  19. Post #459
    Dude if you're going to fuck up this year again we two will get a problem, do you understand? Fucking lazy scumbag.


    Past Insy

  20. Post #460
    Gold Member
    nimaratu's Avatar
    March 2009
    490 Posts
    To moi future self,

    Get a boyfriend or i will beat the shit out of you.

    Love, Kate.

  21. Post #461
    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,960 Posts
    Dear future me,

    Fuck You.
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  22. Post #462
    Bobs Your Uncle's Avatar
    March 2010
    182 Posts
    To moi future self,

    Get a boyfriend or i will beat the shit out of you.

    Love, Kate.
    I'll be you boyfriend <3

  23. Post #463
    Gold Member
    Guy Mannly's Avatar
    April 2010
    4,161 Posts
    hi guy
    get off facepunch you probably have homework to do


  24. Post #464
    Gold Member
    peterson's Avatar
    October 2005
    2,622 Posts
    You better be in Emeryville California right now.

  25. Post #465
    ARustySpoon's Avatar
    May 2009
    306 Posts

    You better have a fucking job and some money right about now, you better have graduated high and gotten with someone half decent. Man up, grow some balls, do all those things you've wanted to do. Practice guitar, be chill and be healthy. And think about college too.

    From your past self...

    PS. Fuck you.

  26. Post #466
    Gold Member
    Nikita's Avatar
    April 2005
    2,032 Posts
    So uh... did anyone actually receive the messages they've sent in 2009-2010?

  27. Post #467
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,371 Posts
    Dear Future me,

    Please tell me you lost some weight. And get a fucking life if you don't have one, you're pathetic.

  28. Post #468
    Gullbrand's Avatar
    April 2011
    76 Posts
    Dear me...

    I hope you got some more posts.

  29. Post #469
    Gold Member
    Adnap's Avatar
    October 2011
    3,760 Posts
    Dear me,

    Get a summer job you lazy cunt.
    And start drawing again if you stopped, it's a good hobby.
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  30. Post #470
    Gold Member
    Nasake's Avatar
    August 2009
    377 Posts
    You disappoint me; try harder next time. You may have done some impressive things but they're mediocre to my standards.

  31. Post #471
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
    5,995 Posts
    dear me in 2013,
    are you still having that sedentary lifestyle, you sad excuse for a man? did you befriend anyone in 2012? i can't wait to answer to this
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  32. Post #472
    Daddy_Waffle's Avatar
    November 2007
    857 Posts
    Dear Me,

    Buy more records. And don't get fat.

  33. Post #473
    Gold Member
    All0utWar's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,650 Posts
    Yo bro, how's Half-Life 3? Did we buy it on day one like we planned?

    On a more serious note, is Black Mesa: Source released?

  34. Post #474
    Gold Member
    Bredirish123's Avatar
    October 2006
    6,865 Posts
    Dear future Bredirish123,

    You better not be slacking in your classes. Yeah, you prolly weren't expecting you to nag yourself. Sorry this message isn't more interesting you sad twat.


    Your Egotistical Former Self

  35. Post #475
    Gold Member
    Sunnday3's Avatar
    February 2007
    465 Posts
    Dear me:
    Please for the love of god, tell me you didn't off myself with a sawn off...
    Also I hope you have taken care of your problems health wise..and mentally.

  36. Post #476
    Gold Member
    Cuon Alpinus's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,859 Posts
    Der me,

    You better study for exams this time fuckwit.

    One year-ago-me

  37. Post #477
    Being Nice to people gave me this shitty title
    Plattack's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,685 Posts
    You'll be at the age where you can have a job by the time you see this. You better have one or I will take a time machine to beat the fuck out of you. I guess that actually means that you'll be beating the crap out of me, won't it? Since I (Or you) will have to take it once it's out to beat you (Or me) up. Actually, what the fuck sort of implications can that make? You always see it breaking universes in movies.

    You know what? Just have a job so we won't have to make this a reality.
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  38. Post #478
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    OwnedByTheDog's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,906 Posts
    Dear me,
    ur a faget
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  39. Post #479
    Gold Member
    Justinx931's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,646 Posts
    Dear me,
    Hope you had a great time coping up for the lost time i accumulated!
    Have fun,
    Past self.

  40. Post #480
    Hey FlashFireSix I hope you didn't fuck up your exams too badly

    get into that fucking photography course as well you prick

    hope you are still with her or I'm gonna punch myself in the dick