Fuck yeah, got blueberry cupcakes in the mail, very tasty but also fucking flat
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Fuck yeah, got blueberry cupcakes in the mail, very tasty but also fucking flat
Edited:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzyTFgW12t4&hd=1
Embedding videos doesn't work :(
It fucking pisses me off when girls go on Facebook and post a status about guys being assholes. How hard is it to maybe not go for the guy who looks like a massive douche but instead talk to the guy who gets no girls and would be more likely to treat you better because he'd just be happy a girl found interest in him? I fucking hate society sometimes.
Because the guy who gets no girls is the awkward guy who would likely end up a clingy, whiny passive-aggressive parasite just like all the other self-professed 'nice guys' who bitch about women going for the jocks.
The notion that women are such idiots that they go for douchebags who will treat them like shit and ignore the real 'nice guys' is completely outdated and lives on solely because of idiots whinging about getting 'friendzoned'.
So basically what you're saying is no guy is good enough for any girl and we should all kill ourselves and destroy humanity as a result.
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Besides, I've gone beyond the "nice guy" stage to the "former nice guy who became an extremely bitter asshole" stage
Finally
Dad started the damn barbecue for the first time this year. Kinda late tho, last year he started it the first time on the 2nd January.
Have you ever considered talking to a girl?
I'm not even going to respond to this shit anymore and try to make as few comments about it as possible.
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Let's just simplify this shit. At my school I'm an outsider to every group except the guys who listen to death metal and there are no girls in this group. I'm also friends with some of the guys on the football team but football players don't get laid in my school because the girls are too busy jizzing over the hockey fags. In my school people only seem to date within their own specific groups. This is why I can't get a girl.
There is no difference. The real guys who are actually nice get women and don't have anything to bitch about. The point at which the 'nice guy' (note the quotes) becomes the bitter asshole is the instant a female doesn't reciprocate affection with sex (AKA he gets 'friendzoned') or dumps him for being so clingy.
How you got 'no guy is good enough for any girl and we should all kill ourselves and destroy humanity as a result' from my statement that self-professed nice guys are almost universally whiny idiots is beyond me.
Edit: Gee, women don't date total outsiders they know nothing about? Who'd have thought?
I just think it's incredibly unfair that it HAS to be the guy who does everything when it comes to starting a relationship. The girl just has to sit around and wait for a guy to ask her out. It's not fucking fair.
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I swear some of you people just try to start shit with me when you could easily just ignore it. It's the same thing as when Ossum is being a faggot. You could ignore it but you all choose not to.
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope this is not true, most of the people that I know are in a relationship (including myself), the girl took most or all the steps.
In our ass backwards North American culture it's totally unacceptable for the girl to make a move and it has to be the guy no matter what. Yet another reason why Europe is a superior alternative.
Move to Europe then, if everything sucks so bad
Yeah sure if I had supportive parents who'd accept whatever I want to do. When me and mom were talking about how it's probably going to be hard for me to get a job after I finished college because of the lack of teaching positions available in Canada, I brought up moving away as close as the US and she flipped shit. Now imagine if I said Europe. My parents would probably refuse to pay for my education at that point.
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God dammit now this same girl keeps making emo statuses on facebook about all guys being douchebags. Holy fuck it makes me want to stab her for being so fucking ignorant and retarded.
im single
and dont need no woman
except the btitches let me slap their ass.
B))
Kyle thought i was Australian.
Right something positive on her status, consider it a first step to talking to girls.
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Also, and more importantly, I fixed the Camaro with a buddy for less than half the price it would take to take it to a shop, hot dog. Another $150-$200 to go and it will be entirely mechanically sound.
I'd be too tempted to rage if I tried that. And I'd probably need a lot of booze for me to not write a massive rant about how women are fucking retarded.
Look, do you even want to talk to girls or not? The way you're saying all of this makes me think you think that women are retarded, period, and you don't want to have anything to do with them because they're all fucking whores that don't appreciate the right kind of guys.
"Hey, how are you? :)"
Is a good start
'woe is me girls don't date me because i'm a sad loner'
'well maybe you should talk to them so you're not a sad loner'
'no fuck that'
wait one week, goto line 1
That's fine, be pissed. Say some thing like "Hey, stop stereotyping, I'm not the same as a lot of the tremendous douchebags around, fuck those guys."
oh taepo, and for a second there I thought things would be different
u rascal
Maybe you just like men.
Cuz you are
I'm not sexually aroused by cocks I'm sorry. I'm attracted to women, I just don't like how retarded they are most of the time.
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And then I sound like the douchebag who takes advantage of girls who just get out of relationships and want to be appreciated.
Wow, it's really surprising that girls go for those other douchebags instead of a kind, understanding guy like yourself. Totally would not expect that. Nope.
Go bi, men for relationships women for secks
MASTER PLAN FOR TAEPO
I think you're the one being the retard, not the girls.
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I wish!
But then you'd end up dating gay guys who want to have butsecks when you only want to have sex with women. That doesn't work.
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Just piss off ok. You're not being useful at all.
I AM THE ONE THAT WILL BRING YOU DOWN
AND WHEN YOU FALL
YOULL FEEL ME
YOULL SEE MY FACE ON THE BATTLEGROUND
808 DROP
I'm sure as internet dwellers some of you have to had been as socially awkward as me at one point. If so, what did you do to change? And is it too late for me to even bother with trying to change in my last semester of high school or should I just save it for college?
I didn't. I stayed like the dweller I am, miss fortune apparently liked me
I've never been socially awkward, but I used to be kinda shy. Then my confidence got a boost and now I'll happily talk to anyone regardless of how well I know them.
Save it for college, that's what I'm doing.
OR use the last semester as a trail run. Learn from something that goes wrong.
What do you expect me to say? If you continue to mutter under your breath about how women are all irrational and retarded and yet simultaneously whine about how women never seem attracted to some loner guy they don't know, you're never going to get a girlfriend.
To then complain that you're the nice guy and women only date assholes, while at the same time being rampantly misogynistic, makes you look like an asshole. If you want to get a girlfriend, if you want to meet people, if you want to be less of a social outcast, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE. If you're not willing to change, you have no right to complain that things are staying the same.
And sometimes you do resolve to change. Good on you for at least asking what other people have done. And you know, if I saw this a year ago when I was new on here, I'd be willing to give you my advice because I, too, was the social reject who never had a social life during high school. But we've all seen how your predictable bullshit comes up every goddamn month, and you make a half-assed commitment to change and then NEVER FOLLOW THROUGH.
So please, tell me, what on earth do you want from us? I'm not unsympathetic to the problems of other people. What I'm unsympathetic to is complaining and then being too lazy to get out and actually fix the problem being complained about. You are responsible for your own happiness, you have to stop expecting things to just fall into your lap and get out there and make it happen.
Better advice than "just talk to her". You said you never had much of a life and you were a social reject in high school so I'm sure you can understand how hard something that sounds so simple can be for someone like that. I understand it may even be the best advice that any of you could possibly be give me, but when you have absolutely zero confidence in yourself these simple things become highly impossible.
It's the crucial first step, and there's no way to sugarcoat it. You just need to strike up a conversation, or find some way to create one. If you're not comfortable talking to girls, try conversing with a guy you don't know very well (or at all) to build up your confidence in talking to strangers. My advice is to look for a nerdy or more reserved girl- they're generally just as awkward and won't kick you to the curb if you screw up. But seriously, you just need to try. Get out there and talk to people. Don't go about this specifically looking to pick up a girlfriend- go about it to build up a social network of friends, both male and female. It's not the dating that's important, it's the social interaction. Once you can talk to people, you'll be able to find a girlfriend.
Okay time for pro relationship advice bro.
It's sort of like talking to her.
But you got to find out what she likes.
You can't go "ILIKESLAYER"*mouthbreathing*
Comment on what she is doing positively, I was walking around today and noticed this girl had a sketchbook and asked if I could see it(AGH ANIME "ARTIST") so I respond with "I like you style, it's clean and neat. Ever thought of dabbling into realism?"
*insert 30 minute conversation here about art and mediums*
I get her number and facebook.
It's not about JUST talking to her its about not being an overbearing dick.
Let her talk a lot. Bitches love talking a lot.
talking goes two ways though, don't just interview her