[HALP Cat]

Delicious, gonna have to try that

[Doctor Doodler]

I should get into mapping, or start spriting more.

[Qiler]

This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.

Clown posted:

>Spawn as a clown
>Dress up as a wizard to freak people out.
>Chemist saw me when i ran past chemistry and started shouting over the radio to run for your life.
>HoS starts to chase me around the station as i shout fake wizard spells.
>He realizes its just a clown and leaves me alone.
>I find the chemist that freaked out when he saw me.
>Shout "FUS RA DOH!", throw a banana peel under his legs and quickly throw him over it.
>Quickly strip him of all possessions, steal his id and ran off.
>He accuses me of trying to murder him and stealing his id.
>He comes at me with a beaker full of acid.
>I slip him and splash the acid on him.
>Slip HoS multiple times as he is trying to arrest me.
>Chemist helps him so i get arrested.
>I got released instantly.
>Got into a slipping fight with the chemist.
>Got bored and break into hydroponics.
>Grow bazillion bananas.
>Throw banana peels EVERYWHERE.
>After a long time of making people slip some guy comes up to me with an axe and c4.
>I make him slip and i plant c4 on him.
>Continue to make people slip.
>Some dude ran past me with an axe
>When he saw me he grabbed a stun baton from the bag.
>I make him slip, stun him with his baton and proceed to strip him.
>He shouts that he is a traitor as well and that his objective is captain's jumpsuit. (I wasn't a traitor)
>Chaplain hears that so he starts chopping him up with the axe.
>All of the sudden Admin asks me why i killed him and gives me a warning.
>I explain that it wasn't me and that i only stunned him.
>He says that clowns should not stun people and gives me job ban for clown/mime.

Be a hero of the station and that is the treatment i get :(
Also double changeling ALL THE WAY!

[MisterSjeiks]

Qiler posted:

This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.

Which server was that on? The admin shouldn't have jobbanned you because, afterall, you did what a clown is supposed to do; Pull pranks and save the station.
Also, aren't you allowed to pretty much fuck a traitor up if you know he is a traitor. He told you he was, so even if you had killed him you shouldn't have been jobbanned.

[darth-veger]

.. Yeah

[bunnyspy1]

I was the zombie

[Someone4956]

"So Dr.Manhattan, Alpha from Power Rangers, and a giant penis walk into a bar....."

[Wilford Brimley]

Someone4956 posted:

"So Dr.Manhattan, Alpha from Power Rangers, and a giant penis walk into a bar....."

That's actually surprisingly dull for SS13

[Giacomand]

I was almost a metroid. :(

[bunnyspy1]

[Kaizo45]

Dead minutes into the new round.

[Wilford Brimley]

bunnyspy1 posted:

CorgiBot

[Daggoth]

Anyone want to hop on SPS with me?

[Wilford Brimley]

Tbh, I don't really like the atmospherics system on D2K5

1:15

Replace "cloud" with "atmospheric alarm"

Numerous rounds have been ended because some dumbshit assistant pried up a single floor tile in some abandoned maintenance storage closet, fifteen minutes later people are smashing into walls, there's blood everywhere, doors are being ripped off their hinges

[Daggoth]

Wilford, get on SPS. We need to resurrect it! I've been in here all alone setting up the singularity and optimizing atmospherics.

[Kaizo45]

I went onto D2K5's forums and saw facepunch and I clicked and there was a dead fetus avatar and and nazi shit and it creeped me out.

Are the servers normal?


Daggoth fucking answer me before I go insane and tear into chem with a ripley.

[Daggoth]

Oh also check out my chief engineer article on the SPS wiki. I'd like some feedback from you guys.
http://worldofvagax.com/ss13/wiki/in...Chief_Engineer

EDIT: Damn you kaizo, you broke my automerge.

Personally I don't really like DK25. The admins are literally nazis and the community isn't great.

[Wilford Brimley]

Daggoth posted:

Wilford, get on SPS. We need to resurrect it! I've been in here all alone setting up the singularity and optimizing atmospherics.

I can't

I'm apparently a mean old AI who deserves a permaban due to a single round despite Funion being reported shit numerous times and getting only a weekban or something for "shitting up ooc"

Edited:

Daggoth posted:

Oh also check out my chief engineer article on the SPS wiki. I'd like some feedback from you guys.
http://worldofvagax.com/ss13/wiki/in...Chief_Engineer

EDIT: Damn you kaizo, you broke my automerge.

Personally I don't really like DK25. The admins are literally nazis and the community isn't great.

Apparently they're not actually nazi's, they just pretend to be

   To the point where ErikaT stood outside a walmart for four hours chanting SIEG HEIL and VITE POWER until an actual skinhead came up and joined him   

Then they both rode into the sunset in his '78 Shitmobile, proudly advertising his "513G H31L" license plate to everyone wide and far

[Kaizo45]

Wow Daggoth, dick move as fuck.

Edited:

He takes out a flash and blinds me, then stabs me with an esword right after I meched someone. Mech tries to fight him.

It lost.

[Daggoth]

I agree that was an awful thing to do, but in my defense I was the traitor and my objective was to escape alone. Plus there were 3 people on the server, and I was planning on borging you anyway but the sec borg wouldn't let me go.

[thisguy123]

BYOND key: GuyonBroadway
IC name: Randomized for fear of retribution if I don't play the game exactly right.
Servers: TG

[Xeloo]

BYOND key: Xeroti
IC name: Mostly random
Servers: SPS69, FP

The Gibbed map confuses me, is there a full picture of the map or something? Can't seem to find most locations..

[Wilford Brimley]

Xeloo posted:

BYOND key: Xeroti
IC name: Mostly random
Servers: SPS69, FP

The Gibbed map confuses me, is there a full picture of the map or something? Can't seem to find most locations..

It's actually just a giant circle

http://ss13.donglabs.com/images/0/0b/Station_022011.jpg

Link'd because it's fucking huuuge

Just remember, North is the emergency shuttle, east is the Bridge, west is Medical and south is Engineering

[thisguy123]

least you're not on the Bay12 server.

That thing has Z-levels.

As in stairs that take you up or down a floor.

[Daggoth]

Key: CaseyTheGreat
Name: Simon Tandy
Servers: SPS 69

[darth-veger]

Added my first custom admin command and also enabled the dynamic ticklag setting for admins

[Swebonny]

MisterSjeiks posted:

Which server was that on? The admin shouldn't have jobbanned you because, afterall, you did what a clown is supposed to do; Pull pranks and save the station.
Also, aren't you allowed to pretty much fuck a traitor up if you know he is a traitor. He told you he was, so even if you had killed him you shouldn't have been jobbanned.

Killing people isn't pranking.

[Rowtree]

Swebonny posted:

Killing people isn't pranking.

Exactly.

Pranking is doing things like putting mousetraps in backpacks, or stealing people's shoes.

If you kill people, or otherwise stop them from being able to do their job (E.G. Stealing IDs) That is griefing.

Don't do it.

[darth-veger]

People think being a clown/mime is a free-ticket to grief around a server

[Rowtree]

darth-veger posted:

People think being a clown/mime is a free-ticket to grief around a server

Aye, it isn't. But people also gotta stop griefing the clown without a reason. I've seen it happen, both sides end up griefing each other and it never works out.

[Pokey McFork]

Hacking vending machines to shoot cheese honkiers at passersby is a good prank, too.
unless they actually do damage.

[Wilford Brimley]

Pokey McFork posted:

Hacking vending machines to shoot cheese honkiers at passersby is a good prank, too.
unless they actually do damage.

They deal actual brute damage

Cuffbuckling people to a bed in front of one is a viable means of elimination

It once knocked me into crit in 20 hits

[MisterSjeiks]

Swebonny posted:

Killing people isn't pranking.

If I read it right, he didn't kill anyone.

[Wilford Brimley]

Although if you're stupid enough to stand in front of a vending machine shooting full cans of soda at your face until you require CPR it would probably be best for you not to be revivied

Edited:

AUTOMERGEEEE

[Cousland]

Qiler posted:

This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.

Be a hero of the station and that is the treatment i get :(
Also double changeling ALL THE WAY!

Ah, that was you, I was the chemist for that round. Should have had the courage to suicide bomb you that time.

[acds]

Is the SpacePunch server in the US or EU? Apparently US servers give terrible lag (to the point where it should be measured in seconds instead of milliseconds).
Anyway going to apply for whitelist and play later tonight.

[darth-veger]

So i'm kinda lazy and don't want to send mail out here are the people who got accepted

Vbitz
daid8741
Bromega
The Great Skeeve
yourshadow2q
GuyonBroadway
Acds

[scratch (nl)]

Wilford Brimley posted:

Tbh, I don't really like the atmospherics system on D2K5

1:15

Replace "cloud" with "atmospheric alarm"

Numerous rounds have been ended because some dumbshit assistant pried up a single floor tile in some abandoned maintenance storage closet, fifteen minutes later people are smashing into walls, there's blood everywhere, doors are being ripped off their hinges

time to put that to the test then!

EDIT:

there we go, I opened a window and I'm being smacked to death now, I hope one of the doors breaks and starts screwing shit up.

[acds]

Blood everywhere and half the station seems to be blown up, forget to keep a close eye on the Oxygen indicator, one less assistant in the world.

[MrTheShinu]

>Be electrician
>Be god

Felt really cool to have all that stuff.
Seconds later the entire station blew up.

Fucking admins.