1. Post #161
    Gold Member
    HALP Cat's Avatar
    January 2007
    3,397 Posts
    Delicious, gonna have to try that
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  2. Post #162
    Doctor Doodler's Avatar
    July 2011
    55 Posts
    I should get into mapping, or start spriting more.
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  3. Post #163
    Qiler's Avatar
    December 2005
    96 Posts
    This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.
    Clown posted:
    >Spawn as a clown
    >Dress up as a wizard to freak people out.
    >Chemist saw me when i ran past chemistry and started shouting over the radio to run for your life.
    >HoS starts to chase me around the station as i shout fake wizard spells.
    >He realizes its just a clown and leaves me alone.
    >I find the chemist that freaked out when he saw me.
    >Shout "FUS RA DOH!", throw a banana peel under his legs and quickly throw him over it.
    >Quickly strip him of all possessions, steal his id and ran off.
    >He accuses me of trying to murder him and stealing his id.
    >He comes at me with a beaker full of acid.
    >I slip him and splash the acid on him.
    >Slip HoS multiple times as he is trying to arrest me.
    >Chemist helps him so i get arrested.
    >I got released instantly.
    >Got into a slipping fight with the chemist.
    >Got bored and break into hydroponics.
    >Grow bazillion bananas.
    >Throw banana peels EVERYWHERE.
    >After a long time of making people slip some guy comes up to me with an axe and c4.
    >I make him slip and i plant c4 on him.
    >Continue to make people slip.
    >Some dude ran past me with an axe
    >When he saw me he grabbed a stun baton from the bag.
    >I make him slip, stun him with his baton and proceed to strip him.
    >He shouts that he is a traitor as well and that his objective is captain's jumpsuit. (I wasn't a traitor)
    >Chaplain hears that so he starts chopping him up with the axe.
    >All of the sudden Admin asks me why i killed him and gives me a warning.
    >I explain that it wasn't me and that i only stunned him.
    >He says that clowns should not stun people and gives me job ban for clown/mime.
    Be a hero of the station and that is the treatment i get :(
    Also double changeling ALL THE WAY!
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  4. Post #164
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,755 Posts
    This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.
    Which server was that on? The admin shouldn't have jobbanned you because, afterall, you did what a clown is supposed to do; Pull pranks and save the station.
    Also, aren't you allowed to pretty much fuck a traitor up if you know he is a traitor. He told you he was, so even if you had killed him you shouldn't have been jobbanned.
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  5. Post #165
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,517 Posts


    .. Yeah
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  6. Post #166
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,246 Posts
    I was the zombie
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  7. Post #167
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
    2,038 Posts
    "So Dr.Manhattan, Alpha from Power Rangers, and a giant penis walk into a bar....."
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  8. Post #168
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    "So Dr.Manhattan, Alpha from Power Rangers, and a giant penis walk into a bar....."
    That's actually surprisingly dull for SS13
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  9. Post #169

    April 2010
    2,425 Posts
    I was almost a metroid. :(
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  10. Post #170
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,246 Posts
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  11. Post #171
    Kaizo45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,253 Posts
    Dead minutes into the new round.
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  12. Post #172
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
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  13. Post #173
    Gold Member
    Daggoth's Avatar
    September 2006
    504 Posts
    Anyone want to hop on SPS with me?
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  14. Post #174
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    Tbh, I don't really like the atmospherics system on D2K5


    1:15

    Replace "cloud" with "atmospheric alarm"

    Numerous rounds have been ended because some dumbshit assistant pried up a single floor tile in some abandoned maintenance storage closet, fifteen minutes later people are smashing into walls, there's blood everywhere, doors are being ripped off their hinges
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  15. Post #175
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    Daggoth's Avatar
    September 2006
    504 Posts
    Wilford, get on SPS. We need to resurrect it! I've been in here all alone setting up the singularity and optimizing atmospherics.
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  16. Post #176
    Kaizo45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,253 Posts
    I went onto D2K5's forums and saw facepunch and I clicked and there was a dead fetus avatar and and nazi shit and it creeped me out.

    Are the servers normal?


    Daggoth fucking answer me before I go insane and tear into chem with a ripley.
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  17. Post #177
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    Daggoth's Avatar
    September 2006
    504 Posts
    Oh also check out my chief engineer article on the SPS wiki. I'd like some feedback from you guys.
    http://worldofvagax.com/ss13/wiki/in...Chief_Engineer

    EDIT: Damn you kaizo, you broke my automerge.

    Personally I don't really like DK25. The admins are literally nazis and the community isn't great.
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  18. Post #178
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    Wilford, get on SPS. We need to resurrect it! I've been in here all alone setting up the singularity and optimizing atmospherics.
    I can't

    I'm apparently a mean old AI who deserves a permaban due to a single round despite Funion being reported shit numerous times and getting only a weekban or something for "shitting up ooc"

    Edited:

    Oh also check out my chief engineer article on the SPS wiki. I'd like some feedback from you guys.
    http://worldofvagax.com/ss13/wiki/in...Chief_Engineer

    EDIT: Damn you kaizo, you broke my automerge.

    Personally I don't really like DK25. The admins are literally nazis and the community isn't great.
    Apparently they're not actually nazi's, they just pretend to be

       To the point where ErikaT stood outside a walmart for four hours chanting SIEG HEIL and VITE POWER until an actual skinhead came up and joined him   

    Then they both rode into the sunset in his '78 Shitmobile, proudly advertising his "513G H31L" license plate to everyone wide and far
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  19. Post #179
    Kaizo45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,253 Posts
    Wow Daggoth, dick move as fuck.

    Edited:

    He takes out a flash and blinds me, then stabs me with an esword right after I meched someone. Mech tries to fight him.

    It lost.
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  20. Post #180
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    Daggoth's Avatar
    September 2006
    504 Posts
    I agree that was an awful thing to do, but in my defense I was the traitor and my objective was to escape alone. Plus there were 3 people on the server, and I was planning on borging you anyway but the sec borg wouldn't let me go.
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  21. Post #181
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,887 Posts
    BYOND key: GuyonBroadway
    IC name: Randomized for fear of retribution if I don't play the game exactly right.
    Servers: TG
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  22. Post #182
    Xeloo's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,411 Posts
    BYOND key: Xeroti
    IC name: Mostly random
    Servers: SPS69, FP

    The Gibbed map confuses me, is there a full picture of the map or something? Can't seem to find most locations..
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  23. Post #183
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    BYOND key: Xeroti
    IC name: Mostly random
    Servers: SPS69, FP

    The Gibbed map confuses me, is there a full picture of the map or something? Can't seem to find most locations..
    It's actually just a giant circle

    http://ss13.donglabs.com/images/0/0b/Station_022011.jpg

    Link'd because it's fucking huuuge

    Just remember, North is the emergency shuttle, east is the Bridge, west is Medical and south is Engineering
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  24. Post #184
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,887 Posts
    least you're not on the Bay12 server.

    That thing has Z-levels.

    As in stairs that take you up or down a floor.
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  25. Post #185
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    Daggoth's Avatar
    September 2006
    504 Posts
    Key: CaseyTheGreat
    Name: Simon Tandy
    Servers: SPS 69
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  26. Post #186
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,517 Posts
    Added my first custom admin command and also enabled the dynamic ticklag setting for admins
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  27. Post #187
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,089 Posts
    Which server was that on? The admin shouldn't have jobbanned you because, afterall, you did what a clown is supposed to do; Pull pranks and save the station.
    Also, aren't you allowed to pretty much fuck a traitor up if you know he is a traitor. He told you he was, so even if you had killed him you shouldn't have been jobbanned.
    Killing people isn't pranking.
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  28. Post #188
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    Rowtree's Avatar
    September 2008
    2,032 Posts
    Killing people isn't pranking.
    Exactly.

    Pranking is doing things like putting mousetraps in backpacks, or stealing people's shoes.

    If you kill people, or otherwise stop them from being able to do their job (E.G. Stealing IDs) That is griefing.

    Don't do it.
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  29. Post #189
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,517 Posts
    People think being a clown/mime is a free-ticket to grief around a server
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  30. Post #190
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    Rowtree's Avatar
    September 2008
    2,032 Posts
    People think being a clown/mime is a free-ticket to grief around a server
    Aye, it isn't. But people also gotta stop griefing the clown without a reason. I've seen it happen, both sides end up griefing each other and it never works out.
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  31. Post #191
    Pokey McFork's Avatar
    September 2009
    995 Posts
    Hacking vending machines to shoot cheese honkiers at passersby is a good prank, too.
    unless they actually do damage.
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  32. Post #192
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    Hacking vending machines to shoot cheese honkiers at passersby is a good prank, too.
    unless they actually do damage.
    They deal actual brute damage

    Cuffbuckling people to a bed in front of one is a viable means of elimination

    It once knocked me into crit in 20 hits
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  33. Post #193
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,755 Posts
    Killing people isn't pranking.
    If I read it right, he didn't kill anyone.
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  34. Post #194
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    Although if you're stupid enough to stand in front of a vending machine shooting full cans of soda at your face until you require CPR it would probably be best for you not to be revivied

    Edited:

    AUTOMERGEEEE
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  35. Post #195
    Cousland's Avatar
    February 2010
    195 Posts
    This happened after several wizard rounds in a row.

    Be a hero of the station and that is the treatment i get :(
    Also double changeling ALL THE WAY!
    Ah, that was you, I was the chemist for that round. Should have had the courage to suicide bomb you that time.
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  36. Post #196
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    acds's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,947 Posts
    Is the SpacePunch server in the US or EU? Apparently US servers give terrible lag (to the point where it should be measured in seconds instead of milliseconds).
    Anyway going to apply for whitelist and play later tonight.
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  37. Post #197
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    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,517 Posts
    So i'm kinda lazy and don't want to send mail out here are the people who got accepted

    Vbitz
    daid8741
    Bromega
    The Great Skeeve
    yourshadow2q
    GuyonBroadway
    Acds
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  38. Post #198
    scratch (nl)'s Avatar
    January 2010
    9,643 Posts
    Tbh, I don't really like the atmospherics system on D2K5


    1:15

    Replace "cloud" with "atmospheric alarm"

    Numerous rounds have been ended because some dumbshit assistant pried up a single floor tile in some abandoned maintenance storage closet, fifteen minutes later people are smashing into walls, there's blood everywhere, doors are being ripped off their hinges
    time to put that to the test then!

    EDIT:

    there we go, I opened a window and I'm being smacked to death now, I hope one of the doors breaks and starts screwing shit up.
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  39. Post #199
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    acds's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,947 Posts
    Blood everywhere and half the station seems to be blown up, forget to keep a close eye on the Oxygen indicator, one less assistant in the world.
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  40. Post #200

    January 2012
    25 Posts
    >Be electrician
    >Be god

    Felt really cool to have all that stuff.
    Seconds later the entire station blew up.

    Fucking admins.
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