[Birdman101]

Its time for me to unravel the secrets of chemistry.

[loopoo]

What's this Facepunch server I hear of all the time? May I be added to this whitelist?

[darth-veger]

Either use whitelist application and get redirected or PM me your BYOND key

[Birdman101]

What the hell happened to save/load setup?
Cant select ant important jobs.
Not authorized to use OOC channel.

What the hell is this shit?

[darth-veger]

You are logged in as a Guest, quit BYOND and start it again

[Daggoth]

I dunno. I mean the whitelist is down now but the quality of the server hasn't really suffered much imo

[BagMinge104]

OK, so I'm in. I'm also horribly confused. Time to work this out!

[darth-veger]

Daggoth posted:

I dunno. I mean the whitelist is down now but the quality of the server hasn't really suffered much imo

17 whitelisted players and 2-3 guests

[Funion]

and then i turned everyone into an alien and they ate me

[Birdman101]

darth-veger posted:

You are logged in as a Guest, quit BYOND and start it again

ah, I was scared there for a moment

[Nexosz]

lesson learned; don't make your friendly mime slip on the floor, or he will beat the living shit out of you with his cane

Edited:

also whitelist Kranenberg pls

[Funion]

andpie you dun griffd

[Pilotguy97]

Funion, why'd you try trade your shitty boots for my gumboots?

[Funion]

Pilotguy97 posted:

Funion, why'd you try trade your shitty boots for my gumboots?

because i keep slipping all over the place and i assure you SPACE LAW does not go well when I come into a room trying to maintain order and I slip on my butt

[cpt.armadillo]

I must fear not the reaper comerades.

[MrDestroyer]

I went on Facepunch station 13 to see if the storys of it being shit is true. First five minutes a jackass stabs me in the eye with a fork and I go blind. I go deaf due to a HONK mech spawned for an admins buddy. All rapped up in a shitty extended game. Also, turns out funion is a regular there.

[Doohl]

Just an fyi for Vagax and anyone else who uses tgcode: we're in the process of deprecating our Google Code SVN. We're porting over to Git VCS over here. If you want a tutorial how to make your own repository for git, look no further than here.

A short explanation of git: http://uncommonsense.org.org/wordpress/?p=76

[GmanIsJoker]

Uh, when will I be added to the whitelist? I've waited for a week.
My BYOND key is still GmanIsJoker, my IG name is still Elliot Fiddler. Playing on D2K5 and Gibbed.

[Kaizo45]

GmanIsJoker posted:

Uh, when will I be added to the whitelist? I've waited for a week.
My BYOND key is still GmanIsJoker, my IG name is still Elliot Fiddler. Playing on D2K5 and Gibbed.

Gotta PM Vagax, he's said it multiple times.

[MendozaMan]

Whoa, tried to join, gotta download a massive update. Something added while I was gone?

[Wiiunite]

MendozaMan posted:

Whoa, tried to join, gotta download a massive update. Something added while I was gone?

Yes.

[bunnyspy1]

I TOLD YOU GUYS I WOULD GET BANNED
AND I DID
also it says no time limit so I think I was permabanned

Edited:

I think I should have heeded the warning that it clogs up the server

[VistaPOWA]

A firesale is being held in the HoP office, join and get your "swag"!

Edited:

EVERYTHING HAS TO GO!

[Giacomand]

TIL C4 will destroy an armed nuke.

[Giacomand]

TIL I learnt that Paralyzing Pen+C4 is a deadly combination.

[MisterSjeiks]

Giacomand posted:

TIL I learnt that Paralyzing Pen+C4 is a deadly combination.

You should try disarming and farting, it's very deadly too    for you   

[Manatee Cat]

I have learnt that doing that will get you punched into crit, then hauled to the morgue.

[MisterSjeiks]

Manatee Cat posted:

I have learnt that doing that will get you punched into crit, then hauled to the morgue.

Unless you're a clown!

Edited:

Like, seriously, all kinds of awesome shit happens to me on Gibbed when I put that clown suit on.

[G-Strogg]

Giacomand posted:

TIL I learnt that Paralyzing Pen+C4 is a deadly combination.

This is facepunch, it's ok to say "today I learned".

[MisterSjeiks]

Goddammit, why does stable mutagen not work?
I've tried regular stable mutagen, no luck.
Stable mutagen and mercury, no luck.
Unstable mutagen, no luck.
Unstable mutagen and mercury,    it worked!*   

   *No it didn't   

[Kaizo45]

Why are you toying with mutagen?

[MisterSjeiks]

Because it's awesome and I can fuck around with the crew.

Edited:

If I ever manage to make it work.

[loopoo]

Isn't it hella dangerous though? Seeing as it is just as likely to give you a shitty disease as it is to give you an awesome one?

[G-Strogg]

Guys get on the server, PLEASE.

[Nexosz]

Yawn. Is there a way to disable the Traitor gamemode when there are less than 10 players? This amazing balance of having 4 traitors for one non-traitor is boring.

[Funion]

grif

[Wilford Brimley]

loopoo posted:

Isn't it hella dangerous though? Seeing as it is just as likely to give you a shitty disease as it is to give you an awesome one?

In theory it's supposed to give you random bad mutations with the side effect of possibly getting shit like Hulk or other genetics stuff

In practice that function was removed a loooong time ago and it's now just schmuck bait that automatically gives you tourettes and nothing else

Also FYI Hyperzine is in no way steroids ughhh

I hate it when you see a 2011 chemistry guide with supposedly up to date recipes, OH YEAH LOOK AT MY CHARACTER PASS OUT AND GET BRAIN DAMAGE AND SLOWLY DIE ON THE FLOOR WHILE SHITTING MY PANTS, I'M FUCKING HULK HOGAN OVER HERE

Hyperzine's abuse was so rampant it actually does nothing on any ss13 version unless you're going back to like 2008 /tg/ or something

[MEOWTFLOL]

On topic of the owner of D2K5 hacking those forums.

[Someone4956]

Wilford Brimley posted:

In theory it's supposed to give you random bad mutations with the side effect of possibly getting shit like Hulk or other genetics stuff

In practice that function was removed a loooong time ago and it's now just schmuck bait that automatically gives you tourettes and nothing else

Also FYI Hyperzine is in no way steroids ughhh

I hate it when you see a 2011 chemistry guide with supposedly up to date recipes, OH YEAH LOOK AT MY CHARACTER PASS OUT AND GET BRAIN DAMAGE AND SLOWLY DIE ON THE FLOOR WHILE SHITTING MY PANTS, I'M FUCKING HULK HOGAN OVER HERE

Hyperzine's abuse was so rampant it actually does nothing on any ss13 version unless you're going back to like 2008 /tg/ or something

IIRC Hyperzine makes you run faster.

[cpt.armadillo]

MC3Craze caused a big panic about it in the KSP thread. I changed my passwords.