1. Post #1801
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    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,389 Posts
    > D2 hacks WoV
    > D2 offers the source code of their station out of nowhere

    What
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  2. Post #1802
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    blazingfly's Avatar
    October 2006
    3,702 Posts
    > D2 hacks WoV
    > D2 offers the source code of their station out of nowhere

    What
    Shrugs.
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  3. Post #1803
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,210 Posts
    > D2 hacks WoV
    > D2 offers the source code of their station out of nowhere

    What
    >Birdman gives no fucks and decides to play some SPS
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  4. Post #1804
    G-Man_v2's Avatar
    July 2006
    105 Posts
    > D2 hacks WoV
    > D2 offers the source code of their station out of nowhere

    What
    I'd just advice not to download that, because you know. It might be legit and it might not be legit. My money's sadly on not legit.
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  5. Post #1805
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    Hellborg 65's Avatar
    March 2006
    3,256 Posts
    Curse changelings and their ability to sting even while knocked down.
    Yeah that was me. No hard feelings.
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  6. Post #1806
    Wiiunite's Avatar
    March 2010
    764 Posts
    Yeah that was me. No had feelings.
    I had no feelings either.
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  7. Post #1807
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    V12US's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,543 Posts
    I'd just advice not to download that, because you know. It might be legit and it might not be legit. My money's sadly on not legit.
    Aww man, why did you have to say that. I was looking forward to more "Dey haxxed my account!1" drama.
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  8. Post #1808
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    August 2009
    4,235 Posts
    Jerome Calamity opens a book titled "Child Pornography Monthly" and begins reading intently.
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  9. Post #1809
    Gnomical's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,535 Posts
    Jerome Calamity opens a book titled "Child Pornography Monthly" and begins reading intently.
    Once I printed hundreds of these books, and placed them EVERYWHERE I could. There had to be at least one in every room I could go in, but there was more in the chapel, Bar, Library, and near the brig. (On average each room had about 10, with the library, bar, and near the brig being in the 100s. Primary hallway also had a shit ton) It was great because security kept getting pissed because "Child pron is agiant teh law!1". I was arrested like 7 times for "distributing child pronz". I love that book so much.
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  10. Post #1810
    Doohl's Avatar
    October 2011
    39 Posts
    Just had an amazing round in tgstation where a Gygax and Space Ninja had an epic battle in space near the Bomb Testing area. Didn't get to see the outcome because of the shuttle but the Space Ninja was kicking ass with his EMP strikes.
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  11. Post #1811
    Kaizo45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,253 Posts
    That was a fun changeling round, I haven't had one yet where I actually end up as the sole survivor of the station. As a changeling.

    Edited:

    a ten year old is fighting with me

    he is really quite dumb
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  12. Post #1812
    Kaizo45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,253 Posts
    Suffer not a station to live. Killed all of the station except one guy and a freshly joined engineer.

    Edited:

    my automergeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Anyway, they've restarted and the server has been taken by the pubbies.
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  13. Post #1813
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,389 Posts
    Someone needs to make some decent rules for the server
    Anyone?
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  14. Post #1814
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    RearAdmiral's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,900 Posts
    I was thinking this might be a good song for SPS's bar. If only just so it references another famous Sci fi film.

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  15. Post #1815
    Wiiunite's Avatar
    March 2010
    764 Posts
    I haven't been on in a few weeks, getting on now.
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  16. Post #1816
    matthaios's Avatar
    June 2007
    1,481 Posts
    Once I printed hundreds of these books, and placed them EVERYWHERE I could. There had to be at least one in every room I could go in, but there was more in the chapel, Bar, Library, and near the brig. (On average each room had about 10, with the library, bar, and near the brig being in the 100s. Primary hallway also had a shit ton) It was great because security kept getting pissed because "Child pron is agiant teh law!1". I was arrested like 7 times for "distributing child pronz". I love that book so much.
    When I was AI (Mana), because the AI can control the library computer, I used to sometimes go to the ordering menu and spam whatever books there were.

    But then I stopped playing because of other more important stuff to do.
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  17. Post #1817
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    blazingfly's Avatar
    October 2006
    3,702 Posts
    Someone needs to make some decent rules for the server
    Anyone?
    Implement me as a mod and I shall bring an IRON FIST to this establishment.
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  18. Post #1818
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,235 Posts
    Someone needs to make some decent rules for the server
    Anyone?
    1. No killing in sandbox unless both parts consent.


    2. No erotic chatting unless both parts consent. NO EROTIC CHATTING!


    3. If you're a traitor/changeling/whatever don't kill more than necessary.


    4. don't IC in OOC


    5. DONT IC IN OOC


    6. Don't be a dick


    7. No metagaming. We don't care how many rounds one of the stations females has killed you in a row for absolutely no reason.


    8. Use adminhelp if you have a problem with something. Bitching in OOC is unnecessary.


    9. SS13 is witten on the worst engine ever, the netcode is horrible. It WILL lag during free singularities/ nar-sie. DONT COMPLAIN!


    10. Have fun. If you don't have fun, revise your playing tactics. If you're still not having fun, make sure you're not being griefed (if you are, adminhelp). If none of those work, just leave the server, you're probably no fun anyway.


    11. No "^^" or "~uguu", weeabos need not bother with this server.

    12. Regular smilies like ":)" and such are fine but don't spam IC or OOC with "XD" like some sort of angsty teen.

    13. Please try to speak proper english. Even if it's your second language. Too much grammar-rape and you're out.
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  19. Post #1819
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    Seiteki's Avatar
    September 2005
    12,172 Posts
    2. No erotic chatting.
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  20. Post #1820
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,235 Posts
    2. No erotic chatting.
    Ok.

    Edited:

    what the fuck is the bbcode for crossed text again.

    like strikeout text. is it this?
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  21. Post #1821
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    ica|kvantum's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,806 Posts
    Oops. Read that wrong.
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  22. Post #1822
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,235 Posts
    Yeah it was. it's [del ]
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  23. Post #1823
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,389 Posts
    2. No erotic chatting.
    Think that counts up to the No Rape/ERP rule

    Edited:

    Might not be very needed but we could warn people to use decent grammar

    I boil up as soon people go talk in 1337 speak (ur guys are so stpid xD)
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  24. Post #1824
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    March 2010
    764 Posts
    I am mad as hell.
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  25. Post #1825
    W+M1's Avatar
    August 2010
    15 Posts
    Was playing on Gibbed 3 Afternoon, Some Janitor was going around slipping people up, so a bunch of guys at chemists decided : Fuck this janitor, While the janitor was away jerking off watching people slip on his wet shit, a Chemist decide to do what a hero does : He replaced the Space cleaner full of water(Which he forgot to take) with a Space Cleaner Full of Poly Acid, knowing that the Janitor was a Pubbie and doesn't know that Space cleaner can be used two tiles away(He sprayed the tile he was on, or more specifically, usually at himself), Now, when the Janitor returned to grab his Space cleaner, he wanted to wet Aft Primary Hallways and slip up the Botanists(And Possibly the Chef as well), but when he clicked on himself not knowing what was really in that Space Cleaner, He started melting, his health crashed faster than the stock market during the great depression, before he died, he muttered out one word : "FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOUUU"
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  26. Post #1826
    G-Man_v2's Avatar
    July 2006
    105 Posts
    Think that counts up to the No Rape/ERP rule

    Edited:

    Might not be very needed but we could warn people to use decent grammar

    I boil up as soon people go talk in 1337 speak (ur guys are so stpid xD)
    1: Awh, no rape allowed? :c
    2: Agree on the second part. I'm getting quite tired of that one clown who keeps going HOP IS GRIFF when I don't want to give him all-access. Being a clown who yells that the HoP is dumb is fine, but not... at five-year-old-with-a-keyboard levels.
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  27. Post #1827
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,235 Posts
    Think that counts up to the No Rape/ERP rule

    Edited:

    Might not be very needed but we could warn people to use decent grammar

    I boil up as soon people go talk in 1337 speak (ur guys are so stpid xD)
    added this to my rules post above:

    11. No "^^" or "~uguu", weeabos need not bother with this server.

    12. Regular smilies like ":)" and such are fine but don't spam IC or OOC with "XD" like some sort of angsty teen.

    13. Please try to speak proper english. Even if it's your second language. Too much grammar-rape and you're out.
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  28. Post #1828
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    RearAdmiral's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,900 Posts
    added this to my rules post above:

    11. No "^^" or "~uguu", weeabos need not bother with this server.

    12. Regular smilies like ":)" and such are fine but don't spam IC or OOC with "XD" like some sort of angsty teen.

    13. Please try to speak proper english. Even if it's your second language. Too much grammar-rape and you're out.
    I think if someone honestly typed ~uguu then they're probably trolling to begin with.
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  29. Post #1829
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,235 Posts
    Yeah but some people seriously start their meanings with ~uguu and end them with ~desu.

    Those will be cast out.
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  30. Post #1830
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,703 Posts
    I'd just advice not to download that, because you know. It might be legit and it might not be legit. My money's sadly on not legit.
    I suggest downloading it on a school or library computer.
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  31. Post #1831
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,703 Posts
    Got banned from D2 for 10000 minutes. Was totally worth it
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  32. Post #1832
    G-Man_v2's Avatar
    July 2006
    105 Posts
    I suggest downloading it on a school or library computer.
    Best plan.

    Edit:

    Got banned from D2 for 10000 minutes. Was totally worth it
    What'd you do to get banned?
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  33. Post #1833
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,210 Posts
    I suggest downloading it on a school or library computer.
    I would, but the school computers are crapples.
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  34. Post #1834
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,703 Posts
    Best plan.

    Edit:



    What'd you do to get banned?
    Oh, nothing, just flashed the entire crew and took away their limbs.
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  35. Post #1835
    G-Man_v2's Avatar
    July 2006
    105 Posts
    Oh, nothing, just flashed the entire crew and took away their limbs.
    Sounds like a standard round of SS13 to me, don't know what they're on about.
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  36. Post #1836
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    Killerjc's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,592 Posts
    Was playing on Gibbed 3 Afternoon, Some Janitor was going around slipping people up, so a bunch of guys at chemists decided : Fuck this janitor, While the janitor was away jerking off watching people slip on his wet shit, a Chemist decide to do what a hero does : He replaced the Space cleaner full of water(Which he forgot to take) with a Space Cleaner Full of Poly Acid, knowing that the Janitor was a Pubbie and doesn't know that Space cleaner can be used two tiles away(He sprayed the tile he was on, or more specifically, usually at himself), Now, when the Janitor returned to grab his Space cleaner, he wanted to wet Aft Primary Hallways and slip up the Botanists(And Possibly the Chef as well), but when he clicked on himself not knowing what was really in that Space Cleaner, He started melting, his health crashed faster than the stock market during the great depression, before he died, he muttered out one word : "FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOUUU"
    but thats two words
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  37. Post #1837

    January 2012
    9 Posts
    So I figured out how to write a book that opens meatspin

    Now forever in the SPS book archive as "The Book of Everything"
    (you may or may not get banned for ordering this one)

    Edited:

    Also got the meatspin song stuck in my head after doing that

    Fuck
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  38. Post #1838
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,389 Posts
    SPS is going towards the end of the season, then the server will be back up around the summer
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  39. Post #1839
    pink titles r for gaylordes
    WarRage333's Avatar
    March 2008
    4,014 Posts
    Sad day indeed.

    At least me and Campin celebrated it. Stole all the booze from the bar, got shitfaced in security, both ended up fat as fuck, i got chucked down the disposal and got stuck in the pipes of the fatness.
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  40. Post #1840
    World of Vagax
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    21,389 Posts
    Yup.. If you can't break into my site then they will try to do 'hilarious' stuff in the server.
    Oh well, after playing SS13 for the past few months 7-8 hours a day the interested in the game was dropping so i think its a good timing
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