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Post #1361
I was playing a game of Payload today, defending as a spy (shush, I didn't do too bad).
Anyway, in typical fashion, the easy out for them was seeing a small pack of pyros rush the cart.
Run behind, knife ready, kill 3 pyros, one with a degreaser starts HAILING fire in all directions, pull the gun and dead ringer. He gets me, I feign death and uncloak behind him as he taunts. Stab.
Anon: FUCKING HATE DEAD RINGER ITS PROBABLY A FUCKING HACK WEAPON COS I DONT HAVE IT
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I read this and I thought it was gonna be that miri guy and we needed misterdoo back to tell some fools. Pleasantly surprised.
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What'd you expect playing in a mariokart server?
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That wouldn't be a good thing since the told meter has yet to cool down.
Look at all this OH NO HE DIDN'T
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Just went on a Valve server.
One guy was asking for Sniper Swords.
Another complains about all the "Pyro noobs".
I tell him that Pyro does actually require some skill.
He says, "yeah, but only if you understand all of your weapons."
So... just like every other class?
Someone else proceeds to tell me that Degreaser+Axtinguisher requires skill ("because combos take skill") and that ambushing with the Backburner required no skill.
I challenged him to try and infiltrate our base with the Backburner.
He didn't get very far
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All my rage.
I'm getting so pissed when a Degreaser+Axtinguisher Pyro tells me that the Backburner is noobish.
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"cod is more strategic"
He probably doesn't even know what strategic means.
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted here before. And I checked.
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Why did the spy equip the amby. Don't they all use enforcer?
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That was amazing.
Edited:
Also the BLU Pyro had a RED Backburner.
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Which was on a blue flamethrower...
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No, they use whatever weapon they get from drops. It's not like they care what different weapons do.
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That explains the random ass loadouts.
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Illogical.
They must DOMINATE someone with the gibus to obtain it.
No way they could have gotten 4 kills on someone w/o them killing them back.
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They don't even take the time to read. In CoD, if you unlock a weapon, it's instantly better than whatever the fuck you just used. And that's how elitism works.
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Idle/achievement servers.
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Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
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My print screen failed but a demo was teaching other demos to sticky jump and one asked whether or not you needed to unlock the sticky launcher.
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or stop fucking posting, a single mistyped line is not worth scrolling down for 5 minutes god damn
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Not really related to the thread but tf2 related
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I thought mine dick was bigger.Not really related to the thread but tf2 related
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your dick is very confusing in your team
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Nonono, it's German...
"I thought mein dick was bigger."
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According to his events, Ern bought the title for him because he "ruined the friendship that me and Sparkwire have created".
:I
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so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy
he pulled out his melee
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Done.
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A true bad ass right there, folks!
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feels good to assist taunt kills doesn't it
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My dick tends to confuse everyone.
wait
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When me and my best friend were just dicking around, he as heavy, we decided to pull an uber, and we agreed that he would only use his melee.
Before I called the uber, he used the Steak sandvich, when he was done eating, I called the uber.
He was totally rampaging all over the place with his bear claws. Everywhere we went, enemies trembled at our feet, pleading for mercy.
Then the uber was depleted and a masheena snipper shot us both.
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My friend once ubered a sniper just for fun. He even told the sniper he would uber him. The sniper managed to kill a soldier with his bushwacka.
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This happened to me once. But, I was the Heavy. I was stupid enough to run out of Ammo right as the Uber hit. Sometimes you just try to make due with what you've got.
...even if it ends horribly...
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I hate that. When I get ubercharged JUST as I run out of ammo. That's why I always tell the person I'm gonna uber them before I do.
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I once got ubered as a Sniper and killed some people with my Bushwacka. Unrelated event tho.
I once Kritzed a Sniper. Cue effective defense and -150 everywhere.
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Oh god, Critcharged Machina Sniper...
Imagine said Sniper would get penetration shots.
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The Machina should have penetration and boosted damage on every shot, but a delay of 1 second after scoping before you can shoot (just like the current charge/jarate delay).
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On Turbine once, the only decent player other than me (Medic) was an Engineer. So when I got an Uber I latched onto him, trying to have someone in case something popped up before I could find someone who wasn't retarded to Uber. After a minute or so without finding anyone, I said "Fuck it, let's go." and we went to their stairs. He ran in, wrench out, and a bunch of people started swarming him. I let the Uber go and he wrenched like 2 people to death before it ended. One of the funniest things in the game is watching an entire team just scatter away from an Ubered Engineer.
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Nah, boosted damage on a fully charged shot is okay, but it should prenetrate on every shot. You know how many penetration shots I could've hat that way?
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"wot is gangen stroke"
What the fuck is he trying to say?
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