1. Post #1361
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    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,239 Posts
    I was playing a game of Payload today, defending as a spy (shush, I didn't do too bad).
    Anyway, in typical fashion, the easy out for them was seeing a small pack of pyros rush the cart.
    Run behind, knife ready, kill 3 pyros, one with a degreaser starts HAILING fire in all directions, pull the gun and dead ringer. He gets me, I feign death and uncloak behind him as he taunts. Stab.

    Anon: FUCKING HATE DEAD RINGER ITS PROBABLY A FUCKING HACK WEAPON COS I DONT HAVE IT
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  2. Post #1362
    I read this and I thought it was gonna be that miri guy and we needed misterdoo back to tell some fools. Pleasantly surprised.
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  3. Post #1363
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    iRunner's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,593 Posts
    What'd you expect playing in a mariokart server?
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  4. Post #1364
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    I read this and I thought it was gonna be that miri guy and we needed misterdoo back to tell some fools. Pleasantly surprised.
    That wouldn't be a good thing since the told meter has yet to cool down.


    Look at all this OH NO HE DIDN'T
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  5. Post #1365
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,222 Posts
    Just went on a Valve server.

    One guy was asking for Sniper Swords.

    Another complains about all the "Pyro noobs".
    I tell him that Pyro does actually require some skill.
    He says, "yeah, but only if you understand all of your weapons."
    So... just like every other class?
    Someone else proceeds to tell me that Degreaser+Axtinguisher requires skill ("because combos take skill") and that ambushing with the Backburner required no skill.
    I challenged him to try and infiltrate our base with the Backburner.
    He didn't get very far
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  6. Post #1366
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    Someone else proceeds to tell me that Degreaser+Axtinguisher requires skill ("because combos take skill") and that ambushing with the Backburner required no skill.
    All my rage.
    I'm getting so pissed when a Degreaser+Axtinguisher Pyro tells me that the Backburner is noobish.
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  7. Post #1367
    FoxBox's Avatar
    July 2011
    313 Posts
    "cod is more strategic"

    He probably doesn't even know what strategic means.
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  8. Post #1368
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts

    Can't believe this hasn't been posted here before. And I checked.
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  9. Post #1369
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    Why did the spy equip the amby. Don't they all use enforcer?
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  10. Post #1370
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
    9,127 Posts
    That was amazing.

    Edited:

    Also the BLU Pyro had a RED Backburner.
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  11. Post #1371
    Karmal Khan's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,375 Posts
    Also the BLU Pyro had a RED Backburner.
    Which was on a blue flamethrower...
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  12. Post #1372
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    7,754 Posts
    Why did the spy equip the amby. Don't they all use enforcer?
    No, they use whatever weapon they get from drops. It's not like they care what different weapons do.
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  13. Post #1373
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    Blazyd's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,314 Posts
    No, they use whatever weapon they get from drops. It's not like they care what different weapons do.
    That explains the random ass loadouts.
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  14. Post #1374
    Boxed_Interne's Avatar
    December 2011
    77 Posts
    Illogical.
    They must DOMINATE someone with the gibus to obtain it.
    No way they could have gotten 4 kills on someone w/o them killing them back.
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  15. Post #1375
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    That explains the random ass loadouts.
    They don't even take the time to read. In CoD, if you unlock a weapon, it's instantly better than whatever the fuck you just used. And that's how elitism works.
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  16. Post #1376
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    Seiteki's Avatar
    September 2005
    12,092 Posts
    Illogical.
    They must DOMINATE someone with the gibus to obtain it.
    No way they could have gotten 4 kills on someone w/o them killing them back.
    Idle/achievement servers.
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  17. Post #1377
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FAT FETISH
    Killajax's Avatar
    June 2010
    825 Posts
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  18. Post #1378
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
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  19. Post #1379
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    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,239 Posts
    My print screen failed but a demo was teaching other demos to sticky jump and one asked whether or not you needed to unlock the sticky launcher.
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  20. Post #1380
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    PSI Guy's Avatar
    March 2009
    4,457 Posts
    Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
    or stop fucking posting, a single mistyped line is not worth scrolling down for 5 minutes god damn
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  21. Post #1381
    ASK ME ABOUT MY SAM 6420 FETISH
    ArmageddonScr's Avatar
    July 2011
    691 Posts
    Not really related to the thread but tf2 related
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  22. Post #1382
    Dr. Ethan Asia's Avatar
    September 2011
    2,065 Posts
    Not really related to the thread but tf2 related

    I thought mine dick was bigger.
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  23. Post #1383
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,080 Posts
    I thought mine dick was bigger.
    your dick is very confusing in your team
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  24. Post #1384
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,222 Posts
    I thought mine dick was bigger.
    Nonono, it's German...
    "I thought mein dick was bigger."

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  25. Post #1385
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    March 2012
    1,388 Posts
    Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
    According to his events, Ern bought the title for him because he "ruined the friendship that me and Sparkwire have created".

    :I
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  26. Post #1386
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,353 Posts
    so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy

    he pulled out his melee
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  27. Post #1387
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FAT FETISH
    Killajax's Avatar
    June 2010
    825 Posts
    Maybe you should look into having your tag removed? Because that is pretty fucking annoying I must say.
    Done.
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  28. Post #1388
    so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy

    he pulled out his melee
    A true bad ass right there, folks!
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  29. Post #1389
    tso
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    May 2011
    1,181 Posts
    so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy

    he pulled out his melee
    feels good to assist taunt kills doesn't it
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  30. Post #1390
    Joyful Mystery's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,049 Posts
    your dick is very confusing in your team
    My dick tends to confuse everyone.







    wait
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  31. Post #1391
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    Recurracy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,461 Posts
    so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy

    he pulled out his melee
    When me and my best friend were just dicking around, he as heavy, we decided to pull an uber, and we agreed that he would only use his melee.
    Before I called the uber, he used the Steak sandvich, when he was done eating, I called the uber.
    He was totally rampaging all over the place with his bear claws. Everywhere we went, enemies trembled at our feet, pleading for mercy.

    Then the uber was depleted and a masheena snipper shot us both.
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  32. Post #1392
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    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    My friend once ubered a sniper just for fun. He even told the sniper he would uber him. The sniper managed to kill a soldier with his bushwacka.
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  33. Post #1393
    Joyful Mystery's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,049 Posts
    so since nobody was around I used my uber on this heavy

    he pulled out his melee
    This happened to me once. But, I was the Heavy. I was stupid enough to run out of Ammo right as the Uber hit. Sometimes you just try to make due with what you've got.






    ...even if it ends horribly...
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  34. Post #1394
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    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    I hate that. When I get ubercharged JUST as I run out of ammo. That's why I always tell the person I'm gonna uber them before I do.
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  35. Post #1395
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,642 Posts
    My friend once ubered a sniper just for fun. He even told the sniper he would uber him. The sniper managed to kill a soldier with his bushwacka.
    I once got ubered as a Sniper and killed some people with my Bushwacka. Unrelated event tho.

    I once Kritzed a Sniper. Cue effective defense and -150 everywhere.
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  36. Post #1396
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    I once got ubered as a Sniper and killed some people with my Bushwacka. Unrelated event tho.

    I once Kritzed a Sniper. Cue effective defense and -150 everywhere.
    Oh god, Critcharged Machina Sniper...
    Imagine said Sniper would get penetration shots.
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  37. Post #1397
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,642 Posts
    The Machina should have penetration and boosted damage on every shot, but a delay of 1 second after scoping before you can shoot (just like the current charge/jarate delay).
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  38. Post #1398
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    September 2009
    7,924 Posts
    On Turbine once, the only decent player other than me (Medic) was an Engineer. So when I got an Uber I latched onto him, trying to have someone in case something popped up before I could find someone who wasn't retarded to Uber. After a minute or so without finding anyone, I said "Fuck it, let's go." and we went to their stairs. He ran in, wrench out, and a bunch of people started swarming him. I let the Uber go and he wrenched like 2 people to death before it ended. One of the funniest things in the game is watching an entire team just scatter away from an Ubered Engineer.
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  39. Post #1399
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    The Machina should have penetration and boosted damage on every shot, but a delay of 1 second after scoping before you can shoot (just like the current charge/jarate delay).
    Nah, boosted damage on a fully charged shot is okay, but it should prenetrate on every shot. You know how many penetration shots I could've hat that way?
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  40. Post #1400
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    Blazyd's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,314 Posts
    "wot is gangen stroke"

    What the fuck is he trying to say?
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