1. Post #801
    Gold Member
    L_Dawg's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    I'd imagine it would be hard to do that, considering that you can't rocket jump, has just two shots and you have to reload between them.

    He may have forgotten to wear his gunboats that game.
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  2. Post #802
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    mechanarchy's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,214 Posts
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  3. Post #803
    munky91's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,956 Posts
    I always call it the clock and dogger. No idea why.

    Also, I call people who use it credit-to-team-spies.
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  4. Post #804
    MaroonMak's Avatar
    October 2011
    467 Posts

    See that guys, he is that ulgy.
    He went around the whole game as sniper using the smg.
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  5. Post #805
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    Recurracy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,563 Posts
    They're not really credit to team if they use it wrong though

    Edited:

    I always call it the clock and dogger. No idea why.

    Also, I call people who use it credit-to-team-spies.
    I was talking about this, what
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  6. Post #806
    Judging people just because of their avatars/titles is RETARDED
    Bryceanater's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,713 Posts
    >2fort
    >play Sniper, use piss set
    >Other people on the other team are complaining about me using the piss gun
    >Some people are getting mad and going "hey fag why don't you use a real Sniper you Scrub"
    >Keep using the piss set
    >3 Snipers ragequit after i dominate them.

    Also
    >Admin of an achievement server
    >kid wants to 1v1 me
    >don't 1v1 him
    >Kid starts changing his name to "Bryce sucks" or whatever
    >me and 3 other admins on the server, challenge him for laughs
    >we all go piss set sniper
    >he leaves after 15 minutes
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  7. Post #807
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,158 Posts
    >2fort
    >play Sniper, use piss set
    >Other people on the other team are complaining about me using the piss gun
    >Some people are getting mad and going "hey fag why don't you use a real Sniper you Scrub"
    >Keep using the piss set
    >3 Snipers ragequit after i dominate them.

    Also
    >Admin of an achievement server
    >kid wants to 1v1 me
    >don't 1v1 him
    >Kid starts changing his name to "Bryce sucks" or whatever
    >me and 3 other admins on the server, challenge him for laughs
    >we all go piss set sniper
    >he leaves after 15 minutes
    you could say that, they got a little pissed about you
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  8. Post #808
    THE GRINCH WHO STOLE COSMETICS
    Dennab
    August 2011
    5,740 Posts
    >2fort
    >play Sniper, use piss set
    >Other people on the other team are complaining about me using the piss gun
    >Some people are getting mad and going "hey fag why don't you use a real Sniper you Scrub"
    >Keep using the piss set
    >3 Snipers ragequit after i dominate them.

    Also
    >Admin of an achievement server
    >kid wants to 1v1 me
    >don't 1v1 him
    >Kid starts changing his name to "Bryce sucks" or whatever
    >me and 3 other admins on the server, challenge him for laughs
    >we all go piss set sniper
    >he leaves after 15 minutes
    I seriously hate that set. I completely understand why it's fun to use, but when you're the Sniper on the other side, it's complete bullshit.

    In the time that it takes to quickly headshot, reload, and bodyshot a sniper using that set, they've already charged up and killed you without a second thought. If you sit there and charge up like they do, I can guarantee you you'll die another way.
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  9. Post #809
    Idzo's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,359 Posts
    >2fort
    >play Sniper, use piss set
    >Other people on the other team are complaining about me using the piss gun
    >Some people are getting mad and going "hey fag why don't you use a real Sniper you Scrub"
    >Keep using the piss set
    >3 Snipers ragequit after i dominate them.

    Also
    >Admin of an achievement server
    >kid wants to 1v1 me
    >don't 1v1 him
    >Kid starts changing his name to "Bryce sucks" or whatever
    >me and 3 other admins on the server, challenge him for laughs
    >we all go piss set sniper
    >he leaves after 15 minutes
    the Sydney-sleeper is for NOOBS!
    I know,because I use the machina.
    Seriously though the people who complain about the piss-gun are retards.
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  10. Post #810
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    "I would have beat you in 1V1".

    I don't know where to start. This game is TEAM fortress 2.

    It's even funnier when they tell me that while I play medic.
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  11. Post #811
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,473 Posts

    See that guys, he is that ulgy.
    He went around the whole game as sniper using the smg.
    I think it's a troll.

    "Lil' Kid"
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  12. Post #812
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,158 Posts
    "I would have beat you in 1V1".

    I don't know where to start. This game is TEAM fortress 2.

    It's even funnier when they tell me that while I play medic.
    he propably would've wanted either a heavy or sniper duel.
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  13. Post #813
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    Zannabluke's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,253 Posts
    the Sydney-sleeper is for NOOBS!
    I know,because I use the machina.
    Seriously though the people who complain about the piss-gun are retards.
    I think that all of the weapons have their upside and downside, the only thing I complain 'bout Sydney-Sleeper is that it's a pretty cheap weapon.
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  14. Post #814
    you could say that, they got a little pissed about you
    You're piss-poor at making witty responses, so you'd better piss off before I get really pissed off!
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  15. Post #815
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,158 Posts
    You're piss-poor at making witty responses, so you'd better piss off before I get really pissed off!
    "ahh... piss"
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  16. Post #816
    "ahh... piss"
    *sigh* Still pissing about, I see.
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  17. Post #817
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    Kahgarak's Avatar
    May 2008
    4,488 Posts
    I wanted to make a Jarate pun too but, well, I dunno. I probably shouldn't. I'll piss.

    I mean pass.
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  18. Post #818
    I wanted to make a Jarate pun too but, well, I dunno. I probably shouldn't. I'll piss.

    I mean pass.
    Good, because I'm running dry on piss jokes here.
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  19. Post #819
    AlphaAGENT's Avatar
    March 2011
    2,250 Posts
    Good, because I'm running dry on piss jokes here.
    Well, I guess its time for the pisser to run dry anyways.

    These puns were getting Piss-poor anyways.
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  20. Post #820
    Joyful Mystery's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,049 Posts
    Ok, now it's just starting to piss me off.






    wait DAMMIT
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  21. Post #821
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    Ond kaja's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,956 Posts
    Playing Goldrush, when suddenly random dude rages at me for some reason.



    Took me some time to get why he was so mad, turns out that he was buying an enforcer for diamondback. I had been spying and using the dr+enforcer combo, and he must've seen it and attempted to trade with me, but to no avail as I've restricted so only steam friends can send me trade requests. Not like I wanted his shitty gun anyway.
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  22. Post #822
    Captain_Crazy's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,092 Posts
    ck cock!!!

    Anyway, I hate when my ping decides to skyrocket to 996. Come the fuck on! This is what I get for having shit internet with too much comps on it.
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  23. Post #823
    Petachepas's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,638 Posts
    ck cock!!!

    Anyway, I hate when my ping decides to skyrocket to 996. Come the fuck on! This is what I get for having shit internet with too much comps on it.
    Double the rage if it does it increasing in 4 the ping per second. And add even more rage if it stays at 999 for 2 rounds.

    Engie time!
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  24. Post #824
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,425 Posts
    ck cock!!!

    Anyway, I hate when my ping decides to skyrocket to 996. Come the fuck on! This is what I get for having shit internet with too much comps on it.
    read it in a steriotypical Japanese accent.
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  25. Post #825
    Captain_Crazy's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,092 Posts
    Double the rage if it does it increasing in 4 the ping per second. And add even more rage if it stays at 999 for 2 rounds.

    Engie time!
    4 ping per second, more like "OH HERE'S AN EXTRA 150 A SECOND"
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  26. Post #826
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,108 Posts
    Took me some time to get why he was so mad, turns out that he was buying an enforcer for diamondback. I had been spying and using the dr+enforcer combo, and he must've seen it and attempted to trade with me, but to no avail as I've restricted so only steam friends can send me trade requests. Not like I wanted his shitty gun anyway.
    Unless you wear some crazy stuff like earbuds or max's head, it's fun joining noob servers with trade restrictions turned off.

    Like that time a guy wanted to buy my sharp dresser for two weapons... Though I was being a little too friendly, and he ended up adding me to his friend list and inviting me to his clan thing.
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  27. Post #827
    Ask me to be a movie trailer voice.
    Lunik's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,315 Posts
    This newbie said that he was kicking ass because of how high his score was. Upon inspection, I found that he really only had five points or so. When I called him out on it, he replied with, "What? No, I have over 500!"

    It was his ping. Surprised that he even managed to get a score of five.
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  28. Post #828
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    L_Dawg's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    >2fort
    >play Sniper, use piss set
    >Other people on the other team are complaining about me using the piss gun
    >Some people are getting mad and going "hey fag why don't you use a real Sniper you Scrub"
    >Keep using the piss set
    >3 Snipers ragequit after i dominate them.

    Also
    >Admin of an achievement server
    >kid wants to 1v1 me
    >don't 1v1 him
    >Kid starts changing his name to "Bryce sucks" or whatever
    >me and 3 other admins on the server, challenge him for laughs
    >we all go piss set sniper
    >he leaves after 15 minutes
    I love this set. Whenever I'm on an all-talk server, and I kill some sniper that hit me with a headshot just a split-second before, I just say, "silly *name*, you can't kill me like that".

    Me and a friend were dueling as snipers and he used his machina while I used this set. It's very satisfying to find myself at 38 health and having his fully charged machina shot go straight through my face. He sometimes forgets I use it and instinctively goes for the headshot.
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  29. Post #829
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    john_frohman's Avatar
    September 2008
    2,960 Posts

    he was loakes
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  30. Post #830
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
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  31. Post #831
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
    March 2008
    4,523 Posts
    Alright, now they're just being silly.
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  32. Post #832
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    Alright, now they're just being silly.
    That screenshot is back from august.
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  33. Post #833
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,108 Posts
    Alright, now they're just being silly.
    After bizarre bargain and buttslugger...

    I don't think so.
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  34. Post #834
    Blueleaf's Avatar
    October 2011
    892 Posts
    A backpack-sized balloon as a secondary for Solly wouldn't be that bad to be honest.
    edit:
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  35. Post #835
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,158 Posts
    After bizarre bargain and buttslugger...

    I don't think so.
    i totally want to see a "buttslugger" weapon.
    like the pork butt catapult in cow and chicken
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  36. Post #836
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,108 Posts
    Oh god I'm crying.
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  37. Post #837
    COSTA's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,679 Posts
    Oh god I'm crying.
    Avatar fits
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  38. Post #838
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,108 Posts
    Avatar fits
    Yours one screams "CRYYYY SOME MOAAAR!"
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  39. Post #839
    Idzo's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,359 Posts
    I remember when a F2P tried to trade me some shit for my s. pain train.
    I told him he couldn't then he said that i was a noob and that he could trade because a premium gave him vintage weapons.
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  40. Post #840
    thenintendork's Avatar
    July 2011
    951 Posts
    I remember when a F2P tried to trade me some shit for my s. pain train.
    I told him he couldn't then he said that i was a noob and that he could trade because a premium gave him vintage weapons.
    Actually, if he was given them, yes he could.
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