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Hugh Mann · 15th May 2012

can any gibberish translators figure this one out? tia

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THE TURTLE-OFF

**OffTheRoad** · 15th May 2012

Hugh Mann posted:

can any gibberish translators figure this one out? tia

Sorry, it made my translator to malfunction.

**DatWut?** · 15th May 2012

Hugh Mann posted:

can any gibberish translators figure this one out? tia

It's some german dude who fails at english.
When he said "hold your face" he meant the german "halt die Fresse", which would roughly be "shut the fuck up".
Leaves me wondering what he meant with "gun". He either was referring to a player name, or a class.

Archimedes · 15th May 2012

There was also a Pyro I found who followed me for a little while, then wandered off to explore the map. I found it adorable.

**Digivee** · 15th May 2012

Archimedes posted:

There was also a Pyro I found who followed me for a little while, then wandered off to explore the map. I found it adorable.

When I see new players follow me, or try and upgrade mini-sentries, I kinda melt a little.
They're so cute, unless they're the 7 year old "WHY YOU KILL ME?" kinda players.

Archimedes · 15th May 2012

Digivee posted:

When I see new players follow me, or try and upgrade mini-sentries, I kinda melt a little.
They're so cute, unless they're the 7 year old "WHY YOU KILL ME?" kinda players.

Goddamn it, Now I've got the image of a Pyro following a grumbly looking soldier, all drawn in that adorable way fan artists seem to depict the team, and it's set to this song:

01271 · 16th May 2012

I'm rich but I'm not THAT rich!

OluapPlayer · 16th May 2012

01271 posted:

I'm rich but I'm not THAT rich!

Ladies and Gents, we found the real Saxton Hale!

Cajun · 16th May 2012

Alternate universe Hale.

Joyful Mystery · 16th May 2012

Cajun posted:

Alternate universe Hale.

"Attention, this is Saxton hale, the new CEO of Aperture Science!"

Ghost86X · 16th May 2012

We had this F2P scout on the other team, and he asked us, "how do i shoot ball from the bat?"

We kept telling him, "You press the right mouse button," but he kept saying, "but it not shooting."

I met him later in the spiral in 2fort (go figure), and he pulled out his bat, but it was just the regular bat. And then he just stood there, and after I killed him, he said, "but it not shoot."

9600bauds · 16th May 2012

It's not quotable, or really comes from "fresh meat", but during the 6 or so months that my friend's been playing TF2, he thought the Engineer was Irish.
He seemed completely sure of it, too.
I have no idea.

COSTA · 16th May 2012

DatWut? posted:

It's some german dude who fails at english.
When he said "hold your face" he meant the german "halt die Fresse", which would roughly be "shut the fuck up".
Leaves me wondering what he meant with "gun". He either was referring to a player name, or a class.

Suddenly the "HOW DO I BECOME NAME TAG" quote comes to mind.

gav618 · 17th May 2012

9600bauds posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, today I saw something I never thought I would see.
It was Dustbowl, stage one, RED were turtling to hell and back (since it was Dustbowl) and the match was taking forever (since it was Dustbowl) so I decided to go Medic and try to get an uber out.
I sat in the uber nursery that is the tunnel to the left of the point, waiting for my uber to build up, and stuck to a Demo to try to take out the sentries with a charge.
Well, you see, RED engy #3 had a particular way of setting up his nest, the sentry was laying directly inside the building so he covered only the exit of the down-stairs from the tunnel, and the outside. And, his teleporter was on the opposite corner of the room, where the small medkit is, I suppose so that BLU would not see it.
Anyways, I charged up my uber completely, rolled out with that Demo who correctly went down the stairs, and I watched him as he missed a couple of pipes due to knockback. So with half uber remaining, he decided to relaxedly let the sentry fire push him against the wall and lay down stickies at the sentry's feet like nothing was happening. Well, you see, the Sentry happened to push him directly on top of the RED teleporter.
That's right: I was the one Medic to witness his uber patient get telefragged by a Sniper. A Demo managed to get killed in a small space while completely invulnerable. I don't think the Sniper even realized what he just did, or if the Demo understood what happened. It even took me a second to process it.
We lost the round because I spent the remaining 3 minutes laughing my ass off in spawn.

I've been sentry knocked back into telefrag at end of uber as demo on coldfront point 4.

commandhat · 17th May 2012

jackedyourgun: yellowhat bild ammobot

Ladies and gentleman, the husband of the Healthrobot has been introduced.

_{_snip}

**Thatrandomuser** · 17th May 2012

commandhat posted:

jackedyourgun: yellowhat bild ammobot

Ladies and gentleman, the husband of the Healthrobot has been introduced.

_{_snip}

Joyful Mystery · 17th May 2012

Thatrandomuser posted:

Brother?

**Unisath** · 17th May 2012

Ghost86X posted:

We had this F2P scout on the other team, and he asked us, "how do i shoot ball from the bat?"

We kept telling him, "You press the right mouse button," but he kept saying, "but it not shooting."

I met him later in the spiral in 2fort (go figure), and he pulled out his bat, but it was just the regular bat. And then he just stood there, and after I killed him, he said, "but it not shoot."

This just sounds adorable.