who really belives that some random kid can ban anyone from a game?
best what ive heard about banning is "my brother works at steam!"
Killed a red scout. Found a blue scout. Blue Scout didn't know which team he was on.
Edit: the magic of Facepunch removed the video.
Playing VS. Saxton Hale with my friends. Suddenly a kid over the mic;
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
*DEAD* rafOrd GRIMEY! <3 : POLLKEPAP NOOB WITH HEAL RETARDED
Some Heavy on the other team was mad that a heavy on my team he was fighting was being healed by a medic
Just had a very intelligent argument with a guy on omegle.
Using only Heavy's quotes.
The kid was like "UR TINY MAN AND YOURE GUN IS SMALL TOO AND UR MEN TURNED ON YOU"
Still, the best part:
"U WILL NEVER GET GRLFREND"
"SHHHH SASHA IS ASLEEP"
"We have 5 spies, how are we not winning?" - Captain Trip
Old story; back right after TF2 had gone free to play, I was playing because I hadn't in a while and I wanted some easy kills. The server I was on had two kids talking (which was funny enough). Eventually, they got to talking about sniper weapons, and one of them says "yeah dude, the sydney sleeper is great for quickscoping". Me and my friend, who was also playing, started laughing so hard over teamspeak. Now, a year later, whenever someone brings up sniper/sniper weapons, someone says "well yeah but the sydney sleeper is perfect for quickscoping"
might be one of those "had to be there things" but just thought i'd share it
A while ago, I was playing as Scout on a CTF server. A Heavy was carrying the intel at the time this happened, so I'd decided to run over to him to see if I couldn't convince the portly mercenary to allow me to secure it.
"Help!", I said to him. But he turned and stared. Only then did I notice the terrible, terrible truth. The Heavy was hatless! As taboo as it was, I decided to be civil for just a moment, and only pretended he did have a hat. Silently, he gazed at me, not budging an inch. I waited for a moment, before deciding to say to him, "Please drop the intel for me."
"Press L to drop the intel."
Still no answer.
"Dude, just press L."
He refused to acknowledge me. He then took off again, waddling around the base. It was painfully evident by this point that he had no idea where he was supposed to go. So, I followed after him. After about a minute of this, a large group of aggressors had appeared, all of them opening fire on the Heavy. As I watched the life fade away from the hatless fatty, I looked over to the enemy team. My expression, peculiarly enough, was one of relief. One of gratitude, if you will. I'd said to them, "Thanks!", giving them a thumbs up, then swiftly taking the intel and capturing it.
I managed to win the game for us, 3 to 0, as stupid as that whole thing was.
Today I saw a spycrab.
The day of the Pyro update.
If your going to be a useless idiot at least be smart about it.
YahaMahaMan: tF2 is cartoon game
YahaMahaMan: CoDMW3=a realistck war game with sense
Not exactly F2P.
MTGOD: i sell a the lauch and loach !
It's like he's not even trying.
That'd fit nicely with the bubbling tracer.
One from Facepunch:
"The pretty boy's pocket pistol is a hard counter to the mantreads."
so the pyro is an undead?
I killed someone from behind the setup gate with the rainblowers taunt
Then I went spy and backstabbed him
(wow big deal)