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Post #2081
i dont understand.
who really belives that some random kid can ban anyone from a game?
best what ive heard about banning is "my brother works at steam!"
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When you said pip-boy I was wondering if I had mistakenly walked into some Fallout thread somehow.
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Kids, What you gonna do?
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i dunno, how do you lower sensibility?
this dude also spent the entire 3 or so rounds i was there making horrible jokes and begging for items
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I kinda feel sorry for him.
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Killed a red scout. Found a blue scout. Blue Scout didn't know which team he was on.
Edit: the magic of Facepunch removed the video.
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I expected you to run into another enemy scout who was genuinely confused about the teams and get killed as you use the taunt.
And it's called hadouken, not kamehameha.
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Joke's on you pal, strange Soda Popper exists
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It counts how many Sodas you poop out.
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Pooper
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Read it again, pal
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Playing VS. Saxton Hale with my friends. Suddenly a kid over the mic;
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
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Uh to me it looks like he was merely trying to defend the intelligence. He didn't even try to attack you. You went and screwed with him first.
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I almost forgot, he did actually said someone from his family worked at Valve.i dont understand.
who really belives that some random kid can ban anyone from a game?
best what ive heard about banning is "my brother works at steam!"
Classic.
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Huh, I didn't even noticed it! Guess that's what I get for not paying attention
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*DEAD* rafOrd GRIMEY! <3 : POLLKEPAP NOOB WITH HEAL RETARDED
Some Heavy on the other team was mad that a heavy on my team he was fighting was being healed by a medic
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Just had a very intelligent argument with a guy on omegle.
Using only Heavy's quotes.
The kid was like "UR TINY MAN AND YOURE GUN IS SMALL TOO AND UR MEN TURNED ON YOU"
Still, the best part:
"U WILL NEVER GET GRLFREND"
"SHHHH SASHA IS ASLEEP"
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While I could never tell if this guy was serious or not, it killed me.
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"We have 5 spies, how are we not winning?" - Captain Trip
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Old story; back right after TF2 had gone free to play, I was playing because I hadn't in a while and I wanted some easy kills. The server I was on had two kids talking (which was funny enough). Eventually, they got to talking about sniper weapons, and one of them says "yeah dude, the sydney sleeper is great for quickscoping". Me and my friend, who was also playing, started laughing so hard over teamspeak. Now, a year later, whenever someone brings up sniper/sniper weapons, someone says "well yeah but the sydney sleeper is perfect for quickscoping"
might be one of those "had to be there things" but just thought i'd share it
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the funniest part?
they're right.
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A while ago, I was playing as Scout on a CTF server. A Heavy was carrying the intel at the time this happened, so I'd decided to run over to him to see if I couldn't convince the portly mercenary to allow me to secure it.
"Help!", I said to him. But he turned and stared. Only then did I notice the terrible, terrible truth. The Heavy was hatless! As taboo as it was, I decided to be civil for just a moment, and only pretended he did have a hat. Silently, he gazed at me, not budging an inch. I waited for a moment, before deciding to say to him, "Please drop the intel for me."
No answer.
"Press L to drop the intel."
Still no answer.
"Dude, just press L."
He refused to acknowledge me. He then took off again, waddling around the base. It was painfully evident by this point that he had no idea where he was supposed to go. So, I followed after him. After about a minute of this, a large group of aggressors had appeared, all of them opening fire on the Heavy. As I watched the life fade away from the hatless fatty, I looked over to the enemy team. My expression, peculiarly enough, was one of relief. One of gratitude, if you will. I'd said to them, "Thanks!", giving them a thumbs up, then swiftly taking the intel and capturing it.
I managed to win the game for us, 3 to 0, as stupid as that whole thing was.
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Today I saw a spycrab.
Today.
The day of the Pyro update.
If your going to be a useless idiot at least be smart about it.
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switch to disguise kit + duck = spycrab every fucking day.
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YahaMahaMan: tF2 is cartoon game
YahaMahaMan: CoDMW3=a realistck war game with sense
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Not exactly F2P.
MTGOD: i sell a the lauch and loach !
It's like he's not even trying.
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-wrongthreadsnipboxme-
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For some reason this makes me want rockets to be replaced with babies in Pyrovision now.
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That'd fit nicely with the bubbling tracer.
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One from Facepunch:
"The pretty boy's pocket pistol is a hard counter to the mantreads."
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the Fan if anything would be.
soldier rocket jumps, aim up, send him flying into a pit
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so the pyro is an undead?
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I killed someone from behind the setup gate with the rainblowers taunt
Then I went spy and backstabbed him
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It's actually kind of true because the damage inflicted by the Mantreads is considered by the game as fall damage. And since you can't take fall damage with the Pocket Pistol, you can't be stomped. At all.
(wow big deal)
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You do take damage. I tested it with a friend.
Funny x 15
Agree x 1
Friendly x 1
Disagree x 9
Dumb x 4
Informative x 1
Zing x 2
Late x 1
Winner x 2
