Regardless, skype, man... lots of skype. You still have a way to get ahold of her I assume?
I am such a dumbfuck, please forgive me god for all the sins I have commited.
Suck my cock, I suck so much.
i'm pretty sure he meant the US state of georgia, not the country
I am a huge fucking dumbass.
Oh, let the man repent
My Girlfriend just hit my sack with her knee while she was rolling over, it hurts; a whole lot.
Hit her back, man. It hurts there for them too.
Squeeze her tits.
Insert things in her slot
EDIT: Read the other part. So, being bored is the proper excuse to act like a complete jackass on the internet?
I see you had totally good parenting.
Lucky fuckers, I've been pining for a girlfriend or someone to cuddle with for the past three months. I end up watching sappy movies WHICH DOES NOT FILL THE VOID :c
Been a month since my ex left me
You know how some people have a distinct smell? She used a really common laundry detergent and for some reason she smelled very strongly of it, a nice smell really. Except the problem is, the smell is everywhere now. My bedsheets, my clothes, the hallways, the streets, fucking A I'm going crazy
What the fuck did you do to me, why did you have to get me so enamored with you with your stupid little nothings and fucking end it all and go off traipsing like it never happened FUCK
I try to keep my cool, and most of the time I do. I say I'm okay and that I'm thankful for the good memories and I only wish the best but it's hard to be optimistic sometimes
Just keep going on, you will eventually deal with it. Just do not try to fall back completely and begging her for coming back.
So apparently Facepunch I was flirting with another girl (my girlfriends best mate) the other night, I was so drunk I could barely stand and I would never do this normally. Obviously the girl told my girlfriend and now she's probably going to dump me. We've been together 10 months and I've made a few mistakes but nothing this bad. What do? :(
As an amusing side note, I accidently posted this in the gay chat thread previously...
First of, your girlfriends best mate is dumb for telling this to her. If you are a somewhat honest and nice guy, it would be unnecessary to tell this. Only causing troubles and problems.
Also if your relationship is actually good, this won't make a difference. Simply dumping you would be a shit move and absolutely childish. Do not worry, explain this to your girlfriend in a calm matter. If she likes you, you won't have any issues.
everybody flirts with people other than their girlfriend/boyfriend, it's pretty natural. but i am talking at a light level here, just in conversation, probably in public. if you're being physically flirty (touching etc.) or flirting with someone via text then that is likely to be considered far worse. how badly were you flirting with this other girl?
obviously there are different levels, but if you were just flirtily chatting with her and didn't take it further then there shouldn't be a problem
plus being drunk doesn't make you do things you would never have done, it makes you do things that you would have normally but would know better than to do
That sentence about being drunk is genius
That's bullshit. Your girlfriend must be some shallow, petty, jealous wreck if she'd throw away a ten month relationship for some drunken flirting.
Seems perfectly fine to me
Well, depending on how she told it to your girlfriend, she might be really mad. It really depends on how your girlfriend percieves the message. Calling her hot is already somewhat advanced in terms of flirting.
I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.