1. Post #4201
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,822 Posts
    My girlfriend got shipped off to georgia because her parents are fucking psycho :(
    I didn't even get a good bye.

    I hate everything. I love her.
    She get shipped off to relatives in the area or something?

    Regardless, skype, man... lots of skype. You still have a way to get ahold of her I assume?
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  2. Post #4202
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    Rusty100's Avatar
    September 2005
    63,319 Posts
    My girlfriend got shipped off to georgia because her parents are fucking psycho :(
    I didn't even get a good bye.

    I hate everything. I love her.
    i'm assuming you're both still high school age because that shit is a non issue otherwise, she a grown ass woman who dont gots to go nowhere
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  3. Post #4203
    junker|154's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    I am such a dumbfuck, please forgive me god for all the sins I have commited.
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  4. Post #4204
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,822 Posts
    wrongthread
    Mmmmmmincorrect thread perhaps?
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  5. Post #4205
    junker|154's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    Suck my cock, I suck so much.
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  6. Post #4206
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,453 Posts
    i'm pretty sure he meant the US state of georgia, not the country
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  7. Post #4207
    junker|154's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    I am a huge fucking dumbass.
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  8. Post #4208
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,889 Posts
    I am such a dumbfuck, please forgive me god for all the sins I have commited.
    Suck my cock, I suck so much.
    I am a huge fucking dumbass.

    jeez its not such a big deal...
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  9. Post #4209
    Hamburgers's Avatar
    February 2011
    564 Posts
    Oh, let the man repent
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  10. Post #4210
    junker|154's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    jeez its not such a big deal...
    Actually, I just wante to snip my posts and add a comment
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  11. Post #4211
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,458 Posts
    My Girlfriend just hit my sack with her knee while she was rolling over, it hurts; a whole lot.
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  12. Post #4212
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    8,850 Posts
    My Girlfriend just hit my sack with her knee while she was rolling over, it hurts; a whole lot.
    check for testicular torsion, you can lose a nut that way
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  13. Post #4213
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    ~ZOMG's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,864 Posts
    My Girlfriend just hit my sack with her knee while she was rolling over, it hurts; a whole lot.
    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.
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  14. Post #4214
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    Erector Beast's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,217 Posts
    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.

    I would so not put up with that shit.
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  15. Post #4215
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    8,850 Posts
    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.
    wow

    you're her bitch
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  16. Post #4216
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,822 Posts
    Hit her back, man. It hurts there for them too.
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  17. Post #4217
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    Dutchlike's Avatar
    February 2007
    1,271 Posts
    thats hot
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  18. Post #4218
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    November 2007
    2,460 Posts
    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.
    that's fucked man
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  19. Post #4219
    screamin 4 da gold
    RenegadeCop's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,229 Posts
    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.
    Punch her nips
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  20. Post #4220
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    En Ex's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,698 Posts
    Pinch her nips
    Fixed that for ya.

    Oh god, what am I doing outside of the Valve forum?

    (Seriously though, tell her that fucking hurts.)
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  21. Post #4221
    Badballer's Avatar
    April 2010
    3,334 Posts
    Squeeze her tits.
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  22. Post #4222
    I have a 1 inch cock erect but girls cum all over me
    Deathhunter's Avatar
    April 2009
    725 Posts
    Insert things in her slot
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  23. Post #4223
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    September 2010
    3,206 Posts
    Good parenting/no childhood trauma master race
    You should be grateful, not proud of that. Just because someone had worse life than you did doesn't give you the right to act like a fucking ass and brag about it. You can easily become broken down in less than a near month, where will be your "Good parenting/No childhood trauma" then?

    EDIT: Read the other part. So, being bored is the proper excuse to act like a complete jackass on the internet?

    I see you had totally good parenting.
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  24. Post #4224
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    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,181 Posts
    Lucky fuckers, I've been pining for a girlfriend or someone to cuddle with for the past three months. I end up watching sappy movies WHICH DOES NOT FILL THE VOID :c
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  25. Post #4225
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    ~ZOMG's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,864 Posts
    Squeeze her tits.
    I do that anyway.

    You guys have convinced me to put my foot down and exercise my superiority. I hope she doesn't hurt me.
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  26. Post #4226
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    T_T crai2's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,522 Posts
    Been a month since my ex left me

    You know how some people have a distinct smell? She used a really common laundry detergent and for some reason she smelled very strongly of it, a nice smell really. Except the problem is, the smell is everywhere now. My bedsheets, my clothes, the hallways, the streets, fucking A I'm going crazy

    What the fuck did you do to me, why did you have to get me so enamored with you with your stupid little nothings and fucking end it all and go off traipsing like it never happened FUCK

    This sucks

    Edit:

    I try to keep my cool, and most of the time I do. I say I'm okay and that I'm thankful for the good memories and I only wish the best but it's hard to be optimistic sometimes
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  27. Post #4227
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    Animosus's Avatar
    August 2011
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    My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.

    She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.
    show her this
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  28. Post #4228
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    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    I try to keep my cool, and most of the time I do. I say I'm okay and that I'm thankful for the good memories and I only wish the best but it's hard to be optimistic sometimes
    That's good, it is sometimes really hard to cope with such events. I needed like 7 months to get over my nearly 3 years relationship. Sometimes I had great days full of optimism, but at times I fell back into melancholy and sorrow.

    Just keep going on, you will eventually deal with it. Just do not try to fall back completely and begging her for coming back.
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  29. Post #4229
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    Gustafa's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,892 Posts
    So apparently Facepunch I was flirting with another girl (my girlfriends best mate) the other night, I was so drunk I could barely stand and I would never do this normally. Obviously the girl told my girlfriend and now she's probably going to dump me. We've been together 10 months and I've made a few mistakes but nothing this bad. What do? :(

    As an amusing side note, I accidently posted this in the gay chat thread previously...
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  30. Post #4230
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    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    First of, your girlfriends best mate is dumb for telling this to her. If you are a somewhat honest and nice guy, it would be unnecessary to tell this. Only causing troubles and problems.

    Also if your relationship is actually good, this won't make a difference. Simply dumping you would be a shit move and absolutely childish. Do not worry, explain this to your girlfriend in a calm matter. If she likes you, you won't have any issues.
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  31. Post #4231
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    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
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    everybody flirts with people other than their girlfriend/boyfriend, it's pretty natural. but i am talking at a light level here, just in conversation, probably in public. if you're being physically flirty (touching etc.) or flirting with someone via text then that is likely to be considered far worse. how badly were you flirting with this other girl?
    obviously there are different levels, but if you were just flirtily chatting with her and didn't take it further then there shouldn't be a problem

    plus being drunk doesn't make you do things you would never have done, it makes you do things that you would have normally but would know better than to do
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  32. Post #4232
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    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    That sentence about being drunk is genius
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  33. Post #4233
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    ~ZOMG's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,864 Posts
    That's bullshit. Your girlfriend must be some shallow, petty, jealous wreck if she'd throw away a ten month relationship for some drunken flirting.
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  34. Post #4234
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    August 2005
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    everybody flirts with people other than their girlfriend/boyfriend, it's pretty natural. but i am talking at a light level here, just in conversation, probably in public. if you're being physically flirty (touching etc.) or flirting with someone via text then that is likely to be considered far worse. how badly were you flirting with this other girl?
    obviously there are different levels, but if you were just flirtily chatting with her and didn't take it further then there shouldn't be a problem

    plus being drunk doesn't make you do things you would never have done, it makes you do things that you would have normally but would know better than to do
    My girlfriend was away in the hall seeing Labrinth, this was our summer ball. It was full and I couldn't get in, so we were sat outside and I was a bit drunk anyway. I saw a shots bar so I thought i'd buy her and myself 5 jaeger bombs each. Afterwards apparently I told her she was hot. That's as far as it went.
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  35. Post #4235
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    October 2006
    7,218 Posts
    Seems perfectly fine to me
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  36. Post #4236
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    August 2010
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    Well, depending on how she told it to your girlfriend, she might be really mad. It really depends on how your girlfriend percieves the message. Calling her hot is already somewhat advanced in terms of flirting.
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  37. Post #4237
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    Gustafa's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,892 Posts
    I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.
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  38. Post #4238
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    Rusty100's Avatar
    September 2005
    63,319 Posts
    show her this
    is that accurate or a joke lol
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  39. Post #4239
    Swaggon owner
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    August 2011
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    is that accurate or a joke lol
    its legit
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  40. Post #4240
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    Rusty100's Avatar
    September 2005
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    I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.
    uuh that's pretty lame, going off and conferencing about it and giving you a deadline for her to announce her feelings. its very childish.
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