yeah, ive been told..
yeah, ive been told..
The thing is, I also followed through it. I saw the first time, she said she was sorry. Alright, that's enough to get me back. Oh hey, she's doing it again. Actually, in the end, I just ended it with, "and lets just be friends"
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Wait a minute, holy fuck.
In the embarrassing moments thread, you said you were fucking Bill Murray's son in an insane asylum of some sort, and you could only rarely go on.
Yet, here you are, just talking about this, and living in this town and shit.
Or everybody knows he's joking and I'm dumb
i think he's delusional and a sociopath so i just hope he doesn't murder people
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especially with that blood fetish
I might have my problems, but Im not a liar. Though this being the internet, I understand why you guys dont believe me. Its also hard for me to prove that im not lying nor is it my first priority to do so. At the end of the day, whether facepunch believes me or not doesnt matter.
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I might be disturbed, but I never hurt other people. Just myself
I fucked Bill Marray's sun in an insane asylum and now I'm in a city.
Just a normal day.
You could mentally scar an underage girl/boy for the rest of their life. I'd say that would be causing harm to others.
I try to keep myself away from small children for that reason, and dusty its not an asylum. Its a program for kids who have fucked up their lives and where did the "and now im in the city" part come from?
from there, I guess
Did you really fuck Bill Murray's son? That's pretty hardcore.
Here.
7th post.
i musssst receive the childrensss blooood
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so you made up a bunch of shitty stories and excuses and thats supposed to prove something?? how???
Was his son 13 too?
Seriously do I have to post it in this thread too? He has been through the system he very well knows the public opinion, he didnt ask for any advice on his relationship and nor does he care what we say any more.
If they arnt doing anything it doesnt really matter, they are bpth consenting to this relationship and eother time will break it up, or make the age difference not matter.
Seriously its getting tiresome to see the same disscussions multiple times over again any time he just posts something unrelated. Someone always comes up with "hey arnt you" etc.
You fail to see that even if "nothing" happens, the creep is still talking to the 14 year old about sexual things. You don't have to be physically near someone to royally fuck them up. I'm sure in a couple years time, this 14 year old individual will look back and think "Why the fuck was I talking to that 18 year old creep", she'll most likely regret so many things because she's simply too young to understand the full implications of their internet relationship.
holy jesus if she wants to write dirty things on the internet let her. i can see;
omg i want your vag all up in my space
im not mentally fucked up now (nor was i be4)
Thank you Rhenae. I couldnt have said it better myself and loo your just doing the exact same thing everyone else is. Honestly every time I tell her that its weird and shit she'll say "Oh stop being such a bitch" Shes just as... fucked up, for lack of a better term as I am and no I didnt make her that way. I really dont think its a bad thing she knows me, I try and help her not make the same mistakes I did.
Most people I know that never date anyone their age do so because no one their age would date them.
This was painful to read. Are you one of those guys, Shoe?
i honestly doubt she's actually fucked up, she's probably just pretending like an angsty teen; it's most likely a phase
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but anyway the only reason i brought it up was to make sense of your blood fetish
I've been thinking a lot recently about my girlfriend.
To be honest, as much as I love her, the thought of "how long is this actually going to last?" comes to mind a lot for me.
I'm heading off to college soon and she's still got one more year of high school to do. I don't really want to break up with her, but I don't know how it's going to work out the way that things have been going recently.
stop thinking about stuff like that, and instead just enjoy the time you have together.
Yeah man, live in the moment. Life is much more enjoyable that way!
And whatever you do, do NOT go the "ease into it" route for a break up. That is the single most stressful route you could POSSIBLY TAKE.
Suprisingly, No. Actually since I came to rehab girls REALLY like me. Its weird and im not sure how to deal with it half the time
I would date them, for starters!
Me and one of my best friends have been flirting hardcore once we graduated in May. We kissed like a month ago but we had a talk and said she doesn't feel like that for me and that I surprised her. I've always tried here and there over the years but it was never reciprocated, but I was always just happy we were friends.
I'm leaving Wednesday and moving 6 hours away and we hung out yesterday all day, played mini golf and hung out all day, ended up kissing in her bed again as I was weary to try again since what she told but I tried anyway and it was nice and worked fine. I basically just said why'd you say you have no feelings for me when you obvs do and she said she lied and really has been into me but was hiding them because she knew I was leaving. We ended up laying in her bed all night, just holding hands, cuddling etc. I left at like 1 and this is basically the worlds worst timing.
Oh well, I'll enjoy every moment I can get with it. It's nice finally getting the girl you've always wanted.
Guys, I need some help.
about 4 weeks ago, i got my first girlfriend, a girl that i talk to quite often, and had been interested in for a while, it was great
until a week later she left me (over facebook), but not because of an argument or anything, so we kept talking. eventually i asked her if she wanted to go out (not girlfriend/boyfriend, as in "wanna come and chill out at the park") and she said she was busy for the whole week.
2 hours later i found she had posted a video of her, out with other freinds (Who i don't know to well) on facebook, so i gave up, she was avoiding me, and obviously didn't want any of it, and we haven't spoken since
today one of her freinds asked if i wanted to go watch a film with them, and the ex and her are really close, so the ex will probably be going as well, +At least 1 male (the friend's boyfriend) who i know quite well
should i go, and try to work things out with the ex?, or should i not bother?
Dude take the initiative
if she broke up with you after a week odds are it's not worth your time
also how old are you, or at least she
both 16, and I have social anxiety disorder, so it was tough to ask her out, even tougher to get dumped
So you guys remember how I said my girlfriend was having troubles with her pancreas and spleen and it almost killed? And remember how I said my grandpa has pancreatic cancer which has an almost 0% chance of survival?
Guess what the results from my girl's checkup said!
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Your girlfriend has pancreatic cancer...?
kind of weird to call a girl you went out with for a week an "ex"
maybe she just changed your mind about you, or you were acting really clingy during the time you were "together" or something
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actually yeah you sound a little clingy. give the girl some space, don't be too dramatic about it.
related to sex so i guess i'll just share
i haven't jacked it for 3 weeks and so i'm guessing this might have to do with increased hormones or something, but just recently i noticed i've been picking up on people's emotions via smell
i thought i was crazy but it's a real thing, however it seems i've only got a 50/50 shot when it comes to strangers http://jezebel.com/5553330/couples-s...-sweat-signals
it's pretty cool
welll... all the girls who like me live far away and being in a program its quite difficult to meet girls here
Last time I didn't jack it for three weeks (family visit, didn't have enough time to myself, had to share my room with a cousin) I got aggressive and felt so cock-sure (heh, excuse the pun) of myself. It was a really great feeling. I didn't feel social anxiety, I felt way more confident and a lot manlier. Family picked up on it as well and asked me why I was so aggressive. Aggressive in the sense that when we'd go out, I'd be staring guys down and just the way I'd act about the house: squared shoulders, clenched jaw, gruff voice.
I gotta admit, feeling that way was nice. I realized I got the same way when ever I'd be intimate with my ex or have sex. One time this guy walked by me and my girlfriend kissing on the stairs and said some douchebag comment to us. I told him if he didn't keep walking, I'd throw him down the stairs and just locked eyes with him and smiled, daring him to say something else. He ended up losing his smile and walking off. I'm usually a really nice guy and I shocked myself, as that is something I'd never say to anyone. Luckily though, the guy was a scumbag, so I didn't really care much about him.
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My girlfriend won't masturbate because she thinks it's gross.
How do I convince her otherwise?
you don't
she doesn't like it
force her to do it is like forcing her to play a game or watch a show she doesn't like but even more intimate