[Kung Fu Jew]

life is black

[Jimesu_Evil]

Black is east.

[Xavith]

Sex is repetitive, in and out, in and out.

[Taggart]

APB is re-re-re-re-re-pe-pe-pe-pe-ti-ti-ti-ti-ve-ve-ve-ve

[NitronikALT]

Repetitive or not, it's fun. I'm glad I got it to work

[HHBlackhawk]

Kung Fu Jew posted:

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since when do the missions actually get harder??

Since the missions turn from 4 stage "Spray this one point, then keep control of one spray" to 6 stage "raid these 4 doors, only two have suitcases, bring them back then defend 3 checkpoints", to 5 stage (albeit the hardest 5 stages ever) "raid crates, and bring these gun boxes on trucks to dropoffs then defend one checkpoint that the crims may still be camping at since it's always in the same spot". If you're anything above R160 you know they DO get harder.

[Woovie]

Kung Fu Jew posted:

i still use the non-steam version

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since when do the missions actually get harder??

They aren't harder, but the objective differs.

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HHBlackhawk posted:

Since the missions turn from 4 stage "Spray this one point, then keep control of one spray" to 6 stage "raid these 4 doors, only two have suitcases, bring them back then defend 3 checkpoints", to 5 stage (albeit the hardest 5 stages ever) "raid crates, and bring these gun boxes on trucks to dropoffs then defend one checkpoint that the crims may still be camping at since it's always in the same spot". If you're anything above R160 you know they DO get harder.

I wouldn't say harder, just different. I know they had one I think G1 removed, it was 15 stages, where each stage was like 1:30 time and you had to stand in a circle for 5 seconds. 10 of the stages were like that. If they managed to kill the guy in the circle, you have no chance because you lack time, but as long as your team stays on their shit you can win it easy. It was really fun for my group of friends, a nice change up to the usual bullshit.

[Dude Meister]

I remember hating one which was 10 stages, and 5 of them involved being in control of a point for 5 whole minutes. And after each stage an item would spawn in the circle, but it would not be useful until the final stage which was a your drop / their drop where you needed 3 of the 5 items to win. The mission ALWAYS took over half an hour to complete. And I'd always get called away just after starting it and be like "I'll come after this!" and half an hour later my whole family is mad at me :(

Stupid game...

Though I think they removed that one too, haven't had it in a while. But my god was it bad.

[Mr. Someguy]

Dude Meister posted:

I remember hating one which was 10 stages, and 5 of them involved being in control of a point for 5 whole minutes. And after each stage an item would spawn in the circle, but it would not be useful until the final stage which was a your drop / their drop where you needed 3 of the 5 items to win. The mission ALWAYS took over half an hour to complete. And I'd always get called away just after starting it and be like "I'll come after this!" and half an hour later my whole family is mad at me :(

Stupid game...

Though I think they removed that one too, haven't had it in a while. But my god was it bad.

They didn't remove it, it just got a huge overhaul. There is no defense, the item just spawns on the ground and you have to go grab it before the other team. Once all 5 items are picked up, it goes to the 3/5 delivery stage.

[toaster468]

How did you guys get those designs on buildings?

[DeandreT]

The downloading sucks for the launcher. Updating the game at 2kb/s.

[NitronikALT]

DeandreT posted:

The downloading sucks for the launcher. Updating the game at 2kb/s.

MY FRIEND, WE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.

Download the patches here : http://apbcorner.com/file-manager/

They work, tested it myself (Steam version)

[DeandreT]

NitronikALT posted:

MY FRIEND, WE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.

Download the patches here : http://apbcorner.com/file-manager/

They work, tested it myself (Steam version)

Site is just as slow as the launcher for me.

[NitronikALT]

DeandreT posted:

Site is just as slow as the launcher for me.

Strange. Head over to APB:R wiki and try the other mirror. Look for the FAQ

[capgun]

Dude Meister posted:

I remember hating one which was 10 stages, and 5 of them involved being in control of a point for 5 whole minutes. And after each stage an item would spawn in the circle, but it would not be useful until the final stage which was a your drop / their drop where you needed 3 of the 5 items to win. The mission ALWAYS took over half an hour to complete. And I'd always get called away just after starting it and be like "I'll come after this!" and half an hour later my whole family is mad at me :(

Stupid game...

Though I think they removed that one too, haven't had it in a while. But my god was it bad.

10 stagers are fucking awful. THEY NEVER END!

[Teh Time Rider]

Now is it possible to get perma-weps as enforcer?

[SolubleShoe]

Teh Time Rider posted:

Now is it possible to get perma-weps as enforcer?

There were codes for perma-JG and PMG a while ago, there's probably some codes left if you search around.

[Teh Time Rider]

I'm sorry what do you mean by "Codes"?

[Jimesu_Evil]

Codes you input into ARMAS to get free stuff. They give them away for promotions and stuff.

[HTS CONNER]

SolubleShoe posted:

There were codes for perma-JG and PMG a while ago, there's probably some codes left if you search around.

I had about 15 PMG codes I was going to giveaway to other FP players but sadly they expire. :(

[Teh Time Rider]

Now how do you obtain these codes?

Edit:
Lol while posting this BF3 crashed.

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Also can someone make me a FP logo and/or Brink security logo?

Attempted Brink security logo picture:

[Mr. Someguy]

HTS CONNER posted:

I had about 15 PMG codes I was going to giveaway to other FP players but sadly they expire. :(

They do? Aw damn, I was saving one.

[HTS CONNER]

Mr. Someguy posted:

They do? Aw damn, I was saving one.

Yeah I gave one to a friend and he said that once he went to redeem it Armas said it was expired.

[BloodFox1222]

Oh boy APB, Might as well post a picture of my character who i think is pretty unique compared to most people

Edit:And a matching car.

[toaster468]

Is premium worth getting?

[Woovie]

toaster468 posted:

Is premium worth getting?

If you need quick money, yes.

[Steven :D]

BloodFox1222 posted:

Oh boy APB, Might as well post a picture of my character who i think is pretty unique compared to most people



Edit:And a matching car.

Joker or Obeya?
EDIT: Someguy, mind setting me as an officer in the clan so I can attempt to get some stuff going?

[Mr. Someguy]

Steven :D posted:

Joker or Obeya?
EDIT: Someguy, mind setting me as an officer in the clan so I can attempt to get some stuff going?

I'd be on more but I've been feeling crappy lately (can't sleep for more than 5 hours, tired all day) and I don't dare go solo.


Anyway, does anyone know what the "Bundle Weapons" are or how they are meant to be obtained? I noticed APB:Db has multiple weapons (all 1 slot) listed as "Bundle Weapons", and these include everything from an NFAS, to most of the Armas Exclusives (yes, 1 slot Scouts and Whispers, etc).

[SouthParkMGT]

After some thoughts and suggestions and good times I had on Joker I'm recreating my banned main enforcer char on it.
If FPEJ is still alive (and due to good activity of it's members it seems FPEJ IS alive), would love to be invited. Since I'm recreating my char, the nickname is same, SouthParkMGT.

[reevezy67]

Game crashes for me now, oh well.

[Mr. Someguy]

SouthPark, I'll try to get you in later if we're both on.

[SouthParkMGT]

I'm gonna be online in after 3-4 hours for sure, maybe sooner.

[Woovie]

I'll play some too if y'all are up for it. I'd prefer to use out of game VoIP. I have a Ventrilo server.

Edit: I have to go to the doctor in an hour, won't take but maybe 30 minutes. Free after that.

[Chonch]

‎"Elf-Inflicted Wounds" video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrKJl...el_video_title
Music by "FOOL -Krieg"
http://soundcloud.com/fuckourordinar.../f-o-o-l-krieg

From our friends at Tuff Em Up Records
http://www.facebook.com/tuffemup?ref=ts

Thanks to all involved, all the people that let us surf your cars, and to all the die-hards^{(read: joker players)}that didn't even get a sniff of an elf. If you were lucky enough to spot an elf....let alone kill an elf you were one of the fortunates!

Big Congratz to all the prize winners that bagged themselves an Elf kill!

Hope you enjoy the footage.

Also, interesting quote

APB:R was never intended to be a free game. As soon as it became free a huge amount of people with low spec machines installed it, expecting it to run like counter strike with cars. As you can see from this vid, we had no issues on our higher spec machines, running into fights with 40+ people* while recording with fraps.

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toaster468 posted:

How did you guys get those designs on buildings?

Around the game world, there are several spots where players are allowed to spray personal designs. These locations are usually on blank billboards, fronts of buildings, and pretty much anywhere that looks like a large blank canvas.

[Woovie]

Made a new character for fun.





Edit: Working on a proper shirt next and some sunglasses. Also fix the enjoy on the shirt. Maybe tattoo all of my skin.

[Chonch]

Teh Time Rider posted:

Now how do you obtain these codes?

Edit:
Lol while posting this BF3 crashed.

Edited:

Also can someone make me a FP logo and/or Brink security logo?

Attempted Brink security logo picture:

If I gave this to you, you'd need to add the text yourself since I don't have Premium.

Edited:

General Protection Faults every time I go into Social now, guess I'm out of the game for a while.

[SpartanApples]

APB:R was never intended to be a free game. As soon as it became free a huge amount of people with low spec machines installed it, expecting it to run like counter strike with cars. As you can see from this vid, we had no issues on our higher spec machines, running into fights with 40+ people* while recording with fraps.

How ignorant can they get.

[SouthParkMGT]

So PCs who can run Crysis on High decently is now "low spec machine".
$1 are so dumb. They only live because of rich fools who pay up for some shit in their shit games.

[Pappi_man]

GM caged this motherfucking cheater so we could laugh at him before he gets banned.

[Mr. Someguy]

Fuck, I accidentally gave Svein leader instead of officer, now I can't get it back...