1. Post #1
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Sup, I know there are much threads like this, but most of the authors are not responding.

    We start off with a normal guy.



    Write a name for him and I'll choose a random post to evolve our character.
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    $$ ask me about drawing MLP porn requests $$
    Detlef's Avatar
    September 2010
    13,390 Posts
    oh god not another one
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  3. Post #3
    cocknugget's Avatar
    December 2011
    694 Posts
    Bernhardt
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  4. Post #4
    Beverage Bandit
    kevlar jens's Avatar
    November 2005
    19,210 Posts
    please

    mister

    i beg to you

    on my very knees

    please

    stop shitting up CC with these kinds of thread

    keep them in fast threads
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  5. Post #5
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    The guy is now called:

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  6. Post #6
    Sphene
    Qaus's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,874 Posts
    give him a face and make it upside down

  7. Post #7
    Gold Member
    HappyWombleM's Avatar
    March 2006
    158 Posts
    Also make him have a kitten called Eric which sits on his head.

  8. Post #8
    cocknugget's Avatar
    December 2011
    694 Posts
    And give him a funny looking shlong with a nutsacks that drags over the ground
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  9. Post #9
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    July 2009
    1,158 Posts
    GIVE HIM A DICK
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  10. Post #10
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    Guillebon's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,869 Posts
    He needs a hat and a moustache.

  11. Post #11
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    June 2009
    13,279 Posts
    stop
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  12. Post #12
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    give him a face and make it upside down
    He needs a hat and a moustache.
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  13. Post #13
    Apollo2947's Avatar
    June 2011
    763 Posts
    No. Who wears a hat on their chin. His face is upside down. Therefore his hat should be upside down.
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  14. Post #14
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    No. Who wears a hat on their chin. His face is upside down. Therefore his hat should be upside down.
    Apollo2947 defies gravity and so does Bernhardt.

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  15. Post #15

    April 2011
    28 Posts
    Give him a pink shirt that says "I AM GAY".

  16. Post #16
    Sirdrone536's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,058 Posts
    Give him a jetpack and razor eyes

  17. Post #17
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Give him a pink shirt that says "I AM GAY".
    Give him a jetpack and razor eyes


    Bernhardt aquired a jetpack, razor eyes and a pink t-shirt, but the jetpack malfunctioned and ....

    What happens, you decide.
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  18. Post #18
    cocknugget's Avatar
    December 2011
    694 Posts
    For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants

  19. Post #19
    Martut's Avatar
    July 2009
    382 Posts
    For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants
    How do you know he's not wearing them under that monstrous T-shirt?

  20. Post #20
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    For the love of god, give him some pants man. Some baggy black people pants


    While flying, Bernhardt aquired dark-gray baggy pants.

  21. Post #21

    April 2011
    28 Posts
    Give him white Gangstah sneakers.

  22. Post #22
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    March 2008
    1,104 Posts
    Give him some hair, not too long, and gravity-defying of course.

  23. Post #23
    cocknugget's Avatar
    December 2011
    694 Posts
    Give him a beard done up as a fancy haircut, so it looks as his haircut still is on top

  24. Post #24
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Give him white Gangstah sneakers.
    Give him some hair, not too long, and gravity-defying of course.


    Berhnardt was surprised as he saw hair growing on his head. He also saw that he aquired white... Sneakers. But what happens with Bernhardt next? The jetpack is still malfunctioning
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  25. Post #25
    Boltstrike's Avatar
    May 2005
    98 Posts
    I missed some updates. Fill in the missing elements with the power of your imagination.

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  26. Post #26
    I pleasure myself while wearing Combine armour~~
    digigamer17's Avatar
    May 2010
    8,010 Posts
    Make his jetpack explode and as he's falling a bird shits on him. THEN he lands in a street of asses.

  27. Post #27
    Sirdrone536's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,058 Posts
    Turn him into a furry...then burn him

  28. Post #28
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Make his jetpack explode and as he's falling a bird shits on him. THEN he lands in a street of asses.




    Bernhardt landed on a street of asses.
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  29. Post #29
    cocknugget's Avatar
    December 2011
    694 Posts
    He decides to inspect that walking ass on the background

  30. Post #30
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    He decides to inspect that walking ass on the background


    Bernhardt inspected that walking ass.
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  31. Post #31
    Sirdrone536's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,058 Posts
    Punch that ass in the asshole

  32. Post #32
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    March 2011
    8,735 Posts
    take an arrow to da knee xD xD < this is how stupid this thread is
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  33. Post #33
    Sphene
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    September 2010
    10,874 Posts
    Make him grow a douche-bag line-beard.

  34. Post #34
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Well, the thread is at the same level as the whole forum.
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  35. Post #35
    Beverage Bandit
    kevlar jens's Avatar
    November 2005
    19,210 Posts
    Well, the thread is at the same level as the whole forum.
    no it's on the same level as fast threads

  36. Post #36
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Make him grow a douche-bag line-beard.
    no it's on the same level as fast threads






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  37. Post #37
    Spirit Guide
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    March 2009
    17,277 Posts
    lmao make his shoop da whoop XD

    Edited:

    this thread is OVRE 9000!!!
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  38. Post #38
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    lmao make his shoop da whoop XD

    Edited:

    this thread is OVRE 9000!!!
    That's not funny.
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  39. Post #39
    Spirit Guide
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    March 2009
    17,277 Posts
    Neither is this thread.
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  40. Post #40
    StJimmy's Avatar
    November 2010
    195 Posts
    Neither is this thread.
    Omfgzgfgmo u hurtz mah feelingz \D:D:D: