[lucky]

Hey guys, love isn't in the air quite yet, but it soon will be, and from what I've seen this is Facepunch:



But even so, you probably have some romantic pursuits! If there is any time to take action on those pursuits, it is Valentine's Day, just about a month from now. Absolutely the best of luck with those! But should that not work out...You know you'll always have my affection.



And to show it, Srroesl and I are sending you guys Valentine's Day cards through Shepard Tees!
CLICK ON THE ADORABLE LITTLE HEART TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.



Or just click on this URL: http://www.shepardtees.com/pages/valentines

Shepard Tees is Facepunch based, and we will not give your address to anyone because we are not dicks.
Needless to say, feel free to browse our shirts while you are there. They are quite luxurious.
Not only that, but they may make a good present for the people that make your life good this Valentine's Day.

Speaking of the said people, got anything special planned for them? :D
Feel free to share it here. And if you would like us to send them a card as well, just post their address and we'll take care of it.

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[usaokay]

Do I get free handjobs?

[Ladowerf]

Do I get free blowjobs?

[lucky]

No, you have to earn them.

[Chris220]

Do I get free footjobs?

[usaokay]

lucky posted:

No, you have to earn them.

Well I'm not taking anything up my ass!

[bull04]

Do I get free footjobs?

FUckin Ninja'd.

[usaokay]

Is it cool if I send a valentine's card to your company, Lucky?

[srroesl]

usaokay posted:

Is it cool if I send a valentine's card to your company, Lucky?

sure:

Shepard Tees
PO Box 1649
Newberry, FL 32669

[Pvt. Martin]

are your valentine cards free? I don't want to make my mother angry by getting a surprise letter in the mail.

[lucky]

Pvt. Martin posted:

are your valentine cards free? I don't want to make my mother angry by getting a surprise letter in the mail.

They are completely free, of course.

[Van-man]

But I don't want Valentine's Day cards.
Cheap liqueur and/or top notch dank would be MUCH appreciated though.

[Pvt. Martin]

lucky posted:

They are completely free, of course.

Thank you

[ggbaddies1]

will you breathe in my mouth

[Bredirish123]

I sent a request <3

First Name: Shane (Srroesl's Sex Slave) Lastname: Byrd




Edit:

It better be addressed that way too. I want my dad to go when he picks up the mail.

[bob4life]

im gonna create a little shrine for it in my closet, with candles and incense.

[ryfry99]

bob4life posted:

im gonna create a little shrine for it in my closet, with candles and incense.

I'm going to take you out to dinner and then we can go cum back to my place.

[JustGman]

lucky posted:

No, you have to earn them.

im cool with reacharounds, bro.

[t h e]

This is lovely

[tehfrog]

Every valentines day I go to a starbucks with my friend when we're single.

Looks like I'm going to a starbucks with my friend on valentines day.

[srroesl]

Bredirish123 posted:

I sent a request <3

First Name: Shane (Srroesl's Sex Slave) Lastname: Byrd




Edit:

It better be addressed that way too. I want my dad to go when he picks up the mail.

oh don't worry, he'll go alright

[ZestyLemons]

I like this.
I like it a little to much, to think of it.

Filled it out. Will definitely post a picture of it when I get it.

[Gay Greek Guy]

lucky posted:

This is the best picture

[The First 11'er]

Saw who the thread was made by and smiled.

[Zeraxify]

Sent one to the swedish riksdag, thought they could use some love.

[Upgrade123]

I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.

[The First 11'er]

Upgrade123 posted:

I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.

Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

Edited:

Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???

[A B.A. Survivor]

The First 11'er posted:

Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

Edited:

Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???

Ha! Like he'd ever get a haircut.

[Upgrade123]

The First 11'er posted:

Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

Edited:

Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???

I'm not ready to do the nasty.

[garry]

I should have warned the other mods. I told him he could do this.

[srroesl]

well, that was unexpected. and yes, while i suppose we ARE advertising shepard, we also are sending out cards to anyone who wants them out of our own pockets. we had so much fun doing the christmas cards, I had asked garry if we could do the same thing for valentines day. it was not our intention to cause any trouble etc.


anywho, craptasket- if you'd prefer, we won't format our threads like this anymore.

Edited:

Upgrade123 posted:

I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.

go to the park and friggin walk around and shit, women love this type of behavior

[LuaChobo]

My parents are going to be weirded out.
Can't wait for that conversation, I'l be prepared though.

[EpikEnvy2.0]

Thought I was going to be alone this Valentines day for the first time in roughly a few years.

Then I started dating my ex's best friend on Wednesday.

[Paramud]

Can I send one to Sir Ian McKellen?

[Typhoonx10]

i love you

[Gears of duty]

I got a valentine card once.

That was before I got fat :smith:

[hula whoop]

EpikEnvy2.0 posted:

Thought I was going to be alone this Valentines day for the first time in roughly a few years.

Then I started dating my ex's best friend on Wednesday.

Are you and your ex still friends? because if you aren't that's hilarious hahahaha

[Ruski v2.0]

never recieved a card ever due to fatness
am now thin. will get at least 1 this year thanks to lucky and srroesl (and hopefully more)

[BrQ]

The adorable heart thing made me laugh

[Turnips5]

strange. i can't seem to imagine anyone other than a horrendous neckbeard wearing this shirt

Edited:

better stock up those sizes in XXL and anorexic