1. Post #1
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
    Hey guys, love isn't in the air quite yet, but it soon will be, and from what I've seen this is Facepunch:



    But even so, you probably have some romantic pursuits! If there is any time to take action on those pursuits, it is Valentine's Day, just about a month from now. Absolutely the best of luck with those! But should that not work out...You know you'll always have my affection.



    And to show it, Srroesl and I are sending you guys Valentine's Day cards through Shepard Tees!
    CLICK ON THE ADORABLE LITTLE HEART TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.



    Or just click on this URL: http://www.shepardtees.com/pages/valentines

    Shepard Tees is Facepunch based, and we will not give your address to anyone because we are not dicks.
    Needless to say, feel free to browse our shirts while you are there. They are quite luxurious.
    Not only that, but they may make a good present for the people that make your life good this Valentine's Day.

    Speaking of the said people, got anything special planned for them? :D
    Feel free to share it here. And if you would like us to send them a card as well, just post their address and we'll take care of it.

    (User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user Shenanigansen, advertising" - Craptasket))

    (User was banned for this post ("Reverse - Quit advertising - Stick to one thread. No more CC threads in GD." - Craptasket))
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  2. Post #2
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,604 Posts
    Do I get free handjobs?
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    March 2010
    793 Posts
    Do I get free blowjobs?
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  4. Post #4
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
    No, you have to earn them.
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  5. Post #5
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    BackwardSpy's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,526 Posts
    Do I get free footjobs?
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  6. Post #6
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,604 Posts
    No, you have to earn them.
    Well I'm not taking anything up my ass!

  7. Post #7
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    bull04's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,315 Posts
    Do I get free footjobs?

    FUckin Ninja'd.
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  8. Post #8
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    February 2005
    17,604 Posts
    Is it cool if I send a valentine's card to your company, Lucky?
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  9. Post #9
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    380 Posts
    Is it cool if I send a valentine's card to your company, Lucky?
    sure:

    Shepard Tees
    PO Box 1649
    Newberry, FL 32669
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  10. Post #10
    Deviantart Appreciation Station's Finest
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    April 2009
    19,811 Posts
    are your valentine cards free? I don't want to make my mother angry by getting a surprise letter in the mail.

  11. Post #11
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
    are your valentine cards free? I don't want to make my mother angry by getting a surprise letter in the mail.
    They are completely free, of course.
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  12. Post #12
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    August 2009
    15,159 Posts
    But I don't want Valentine's Day cards.
    Cheap liqueur and/or top notch dank would be MUCH appreciated though.
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    April 2009
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    They are completely free, of course.
    Thank you

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    will you breathe in my mouth
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2006
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    I sent a request <3

    First Name: Shane (Srroesl's Sex Slave) Lastname: Byrd




    Edit:

    It better be addressed that way too. I want my dad to go when he picks up the mail.
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  16. Post #16
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    May 2010
    783 Posts
    im gonna create a little shrine for it in my closet, with candles and incense.
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  17. Post #17
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    February 2009
    3,149 Posts
    im gonna create a little shrine for it in my closet, with candles and incense.
    I'm going to take you out to dinner and then we can go cum back to my place.
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  18. Post #18
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    December 2005
    6,058 Posts
    No, you have to earn them.
    im cool with reacharounds, bro.

  19. Post #19
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    February 2011
    6,773 Posts
    This is lovely

  20. Post #20
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    tehfrog's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,479 Posts
    Every valentines day I go to a starbucks with my friend when we're single.

    Looks like I'm going to a starbucks with my friend on valentines day.
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  21. Post #21
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    December 2007
    380 Posts
    I sent a request <3

    First Name: Shane (Srroesl's Sex Slave) Lastname: Byrd




    Edit:

    It better be addressed that way too. I want my dad to go when he picks up the mail.
    oh don't worry, he'll go alright
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  22. Post #22
    100% Homemade
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    September 2007
    8,353 Posts
    I like this.
    I like it a little to much, to think of it.

    Filled it out. Will definitely post a picture of it when I get it.
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  23. Post #23
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    January 2012
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    This is the best picture
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2011
    3,724 Posts
    Saw who the thread was made by and smiled.
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  25. Post #25
    I'm a loner who likes to get beat up at school
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    June 2009
    11,558 Posts
    Sent one to the swedish riksdag, thought they could use some love.
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.
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  27. Post #27
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    January 2011
    3,724 Posts
    I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.
    Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

    Edited:

    Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???
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  28. Post #28
    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
    August 2010
    12,391 Posts
    Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

    Edited:

    Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???
    Ha! Like he'd ever get a haircut.
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    Get a haircut and sell your hair for wigs.

    Edited:

    Bonus: get laid due to girlfriend enjoying haircut???
    I'm not ready to do the nasty.
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  30. Post #30
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    September 2001
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    I should have warned the other mods. I told him he could do this.
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  31. Post #31
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    December 2007
    380 Posts
    well, that was unexpected. and yes, while i suppose we ARE advertising shepard, we also are sending out cards to anyone who wants them out of our own pockets. we had so much fun doing the christmas cards, I had asked garry if we could do the same thing for valentines day. it was not our intention to cause any trouble etc.


    anywho, craptasket- if you'd prefer, we won't format our threads like this anymore.

    Edited:

    I want to take my girly somewhere nice, but I am poor and penniless.
    go to the park and friggin walk around and shit, women love this type of behavior
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    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
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    December 2009
    6,417 Posts
    My parents are going to be weirded out.
    Can't wait for that conversation, I'l be prepared though.

  33. Post #33
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    April 2009
    5,221 Posts
    Thought I was going to be alone this Valentines day for the first time in roughly a few years.

    Then I started dating my ex's best friend on Wednesday.
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  34. Post #34
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    November 2008
    9,063 Posts
    Can I send one to Sir Ian McKellen?

  35. Post #35
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    July 2010
    866 Posts
    i love you

  36. Post #36
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    May 2011
    1,572 Posts
    I got a valentine card once.

    That was before I got fat :smith:
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  37. Post #37
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    April 2011
    1,765 Posts
    Thought I was going to be alone this Valentines day for the first time in roughly a few years.

    Then I started dating my ex's best friend on Wednesday.
    Are you and your ex still friends? because if you aren't that's hilarious hahahaha

  38. Post #38
    Fuarrrrkin sexier than zeez bruh
    Ruski v2.0's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,748 Posts
    never recieved a card ever due to fatness
    am now thin. will get at least 1 this year thanks to lucky and srroesl (and hopefully more)
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  39. Post #39
    BrQ
    Test victim #2
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    June 2008
    6,861 Posts
    The adorable heart thing made me laugh

  40. Post #40
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    January 2007
    7,169 Posts


    strange. i can't seem to imagine anyone other than a horrendous neckbeard wearing this shirt

    Edited:

    better stock up those sizes in XXL and anorexic
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