1. Post #1

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    You're going to quit work later today because you can't stand this horrible job anymore.



    What would you like to do to your boss and/or coworkers before you leave this retched place?

    Command me by putting ">" in front of your command.
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  2. Post #2
    dsidewd's Avatar
    July 2010
    332 Posts
    >Throw your chair at them
    >Also ponder why your monitor is circular.

  3. Post #3
    Sherd Red's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,544 Posts
    >Wonder what happened to your past life

  4. Post #4
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,581 Posts
    Walk up to some guy and bash out one of his teeth with your keyboard.

  5. Post #5

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    >Wonder what happened to your past life
    This is a prologue. ;)

  6. Post #6
    Gold Member
    SirGre's Avatar
    November 2006
    110 Posts
    >Scour email for blackmail material

  7. Post #7
    MaroonMak's Avatar
    October 2011
    467 Posts
    > Add Posion to the water supply.

  8. Post #8

    January 2012
    2 Posts
    >Hack into your boss's system

  9. Post #9
    Kaze's Avatar
    August 2011
    771 Posts
    > Become a tiger.
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  10. Post #10
    Odi
    Odi's Avatar
    July 2011
    148 Posts
    >Your spidey sense activates, your boss is really an evil villain

  11. Post #11
    autodesknoob's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,251 Posts
    look up for some porn

  12. Post #12
    XTREME GYPSIE's Avatar
    January 2012
    182 Posts
    >take a shit
    >start to push the shit into your rectum
    >shit it out
    >piss on it
    >rub it on your ass cheeks
    >eat your feces
    >slide the rest into your throat
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  13. Post #13
    Smas's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,934 Posts
    >take a shit
    >start to push the shit into your rectum
    >shit it out
    >piss on it
    >rub it on your ass cheeks
    >eat your feces
    >slide the rest into your throat
    Someone here has a scat fetish...

    >Light your suitcase on fire.
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  14. Post #14

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    Someone here has a scat fetish...

    >Light your suitcase on fire.


    What suitcase?
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  15. Post #15
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,581 Posts
    Stop planning and quit your job already.
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  16. Post #16
    XTREME GYPSIE's Avatar
    January 2012
    182 Posts
    >eat your feces even more

  17. Post #17
    :-)
    Phycosymo's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,207 Posts
    >eat feces
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  18. Post #18

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    >eat your feces even more
    >eat feces
    I'm not doing anything inappropriate or outright disgusting and gross.
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  19. Post #19
    I PAID $9 TO TROLL THE GMF BECAUSE I ASPIRE TO BE BETTER THAN MY PROSTITUTE MOTHER WITH 9 KIDS AND DRUNKEN FATHER WHO BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP HOPING THE MODS DONT BAN ME ;__;
    SoSicklyAwesome's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,242 Posts
    >Question humanity

  20. Post #20
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    >order a pizza, bitches love pizza

  21. Post #21
    Sherd Red's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,544 Posts
    I'm not doing anything inappropriate or outright disgusting and gross.
    >become politically correct man

  22. Post #22
    Smas's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,934 Posts
    Or better yet:

    >become "correctly" political man.
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  23. Post #23
    I'm autistic, please disregard anything I post.
    Bradthelad96's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,447 Posts
    >download inifinte virus's

  24. Post #24
    XTREME GYPSIE's Avatar
    January 2012
    182 Posts
    I'm not doing anything inappropriate or outright disgusting and gross.
    fuck you :)
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  25. Post #25
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    942 Posts
    >Go to your boss and ask for a payraise.

  26. Post #26

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    >order a pizza, bitches love pizza


    You now must go to the local Pizzaroni pizza shop and get your delicious meal.
    What form of transportation will you use to get there?

  27. Post #27
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,581 Posts
    Palanquin, of course!

  28. Post #28
    It's time to unban Banshee Friend
    Dennab
    April 2011
    5,915 Posts
    Ride a dick
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  29. Post #29
    XTREME GYPSIE's Avatar
    January 2012
    182 Posts
    get cashiers penis, using a pizza knife
    cut off his penis skin and cover it in cheese then suck it and take a shit on it
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  30. Post #30
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    942 Posts
    get cashiers penis, using a pizza knife
    cut off his penis skin and cover it in cheese then suck it and take a shit on it
    You're an idiot.

    Hijack a car and drive it to the pizza shop.

  31. Post #31
    Smas's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,934 Posts
    >Ride your MANSCOOTER to the pizza joint, and make sure to wear some ridiculous head gear on the way there.

  32. Post #32
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    >kill yourself and end this failure of a comic
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  33. Post #33
    I PAID $9 TO TROLL THE GMF BECAUSE I ASPIRE TO BE BETTER THAN MY PROSTITUTE MOTHER WITH 9 KIDS AND DRUNKEN FATHER WHO BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP HOPING THE MODS DONT BAN ME ;__;
    SoSicklyAwesome's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,242 Posts
    >Your catmobile, of course!

  34. Post #34
    pike1337's Avatar
    January 2009
    744 Posts
    Jack a car, saints row style.

  35. Post #35
    dsidewd's Avatar
    July 2010
    332 Posts
    Your car.
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  36. Post #36
    CAPT Opp4's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,189 Posts
    >Hitch a ride on an old lady's back.

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  37. Post #37
    Motherfuckers's Avatar
    January 2012
    739 Posts
    Do your god damn tax return!