[Scarabix]

Remember kids.

If it's a major update, that pretty much rules out May for MTP release.

If it's not, we're gonna have to look for undocumented changes.

We need to look for:

Tobor manifestos
Grocket material updates
New bodygroups, namely a heavy backpack.
sts leaks.

[alpha00zero]

What could be the Fruit Shoot?

[BanthaFodder]

*Frying Pan can be equipped by Scout*
Finally, an excuse to wear my Ellis Cap.

Also, anyone know what the Fruit Shoot is?
Only possible thing I can think of is that Backpack of Turnips for the Heavy (WHICH I PRAY TO GOD GETS IN).

Also also, what'd they do to Thundermountain?

[Grimhound]

alpha00zero posted:

What could be the Fruit Shoot?

Apple-on-head.

This is a really lame update. Really fucking lame.

[The Calzone]

Grimhound posted:

Apple-on-head.

This is a really lame update. Really fucking lame.

You kiddin'? The Frying Pan is multi-class now.

[Grimhound]

The Calzone posted:

You kiddin'? The Frying Pan is multi-class now.

Next week is the last week for actual updates. The week after that Valve goes on holiday for however-long to play Diablo 3. Ya dig?

[alpha00zero]

Grimhound posted:

Apple-on-head.

This is a really lame update. Really fucking lame.

Lame? Frying Pan went from being equippable from two classes to seven classes!

That's genius!

[slashsnemesis]

Fruit Shoot

[hogofwar]

Great, it broke my hud so I repasted in my HUD and now it crashes on launch.

[BanthaFodder]

Grimhound posted:

Apple-on-head.

WHYYYYYYYYYY.

[Zeos]

Wow the model is ugly as sin in release. I give up on everything ever.

[hogofwar]

[tso]

damn OP item sets

[BanthaFodder]

Okay, I'm not crazy about the hat, but that description is gold.

Also, I assume that now that we have an apple balanced on the Sniper's head, we should be able to get Sam's Hat eventually, right?
I mean, it was left out of the Sam and Max promo bundle because they couldn't get it to fit each class properly, but now he have an apple just sitting on Sniper's head, so that rule doesn't apply anymore VV

[Kaymon]

tso posted:

damn OP item sets

HEAVY FUCKING NEEDED THIS

CHANCE OF HUNGER REDUCED BY 113%

COME ON

NEVER PLAYING TF2 AGAIN

[Kaze1]

what a shit hat

[BanthaFodder]

the Dual-Purpose Fruit set reduces chance of hunger by 13%.

the Eliminating the Impossible set reduces mystery solving time by up to 88%.

13+88=101
101=10,1
10/2=5
2,1=21
5=May

Update confirmed for Monday, May 21st.

[hogofwar]

a Valve Store Shipment Box was found in the update.

Something to do with the valve store?

[Kaymon]

Kaze1 posted:

what a shit hat

?

[Demon!]

You need to post the one with the wonderful normal map.

[Jetamo]

Oh fuck guys. I checked out the manifest for thundermountain.

"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_explodes.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_common\giant_common_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_spin.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav"

I guess the numbers in Foundry meant something. 13 22 13 - M V M.

[Demon!]

IT BEGINS

[tso]

man vs machine

[i'm late prolly]

[hogofwar]

Jetamo posted:

Oh fuck guys. I checked out the manifest for thundermountain.

"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_explodes.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_common\giant_common_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_spin.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav"

I guess the numbers in Foundry meant something. 13 22 13 - M V M.

-snip-

[Not_Yet]

so mvm is real!

[Linda,Octupuss]

Now thats awesome! though... Giant fleshy classes or giant Robot classes, that is the question,
also "Sentrybuster"?

[WiltheKid]

ROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSRO BOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBO TSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTS ROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTSROBOTS

MAN VS. MACHINE, GUYS.
I CAN FEEL IT.

[BanthaFodder]

hogofwar posted:

a Valve Store Shipment Box was found in the update.

Something to do with the valve store?

You don't think...
they're going to start selling ACTUAL hats in the Valve Store?
...
OH JESUS, VALVE IS GOING TO GET SO MUCH OF MY MONEY, WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO.

[Jetamo]

Before anyone says - the sounds aren't available in the GCF, it's only placeholder/valve throwing a bone.

[BanthaFodder]

Linda,Octupuss posted:

Now thats awesome! though... Giant fleshy classes or giant Robot classes, that is the question,
also "Sentrybuster"?

I'm hoping it's something like the "Hulkbuster", but in TF2's artstyle.

also, can we access those sounds?

[BANG!]

Nah they just put random numbers in there, the community made something up and now they are naming folders MVM

Please I want to fight giant robots

[hogofwar]

"sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo01.wa v"
"sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo02.wa v"
"sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo03.wa v"

"sound\mvm\mvm_tank_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_tank_deploy.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_tank_start.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_tank_smash.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_tank_explode.wav"

"sound\music\mvm_wave_done.wav"

"sound\mvm\mvm_bought_upgrade.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_bought_in.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_used_powerup.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_player_died.wav"

"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav"

So a wave gamemode with upgrades! And powerups! And tanks! and "buying in" and a sound when players die!

[munky91]

Oooh, I got a fun one.

So new gamemode idea around robots, right? For some time, the teams fight over the field trying to grab cardboard and junk from around the map, and bring it to their base. Better things are found nearer the enemy bases, and of course the enemies can't use it because it's part of their base.

Then, after a while, both teams have accrued their junk in their base, and then based on what they have, a big robot is made! Or many robots. The two teams then charge at each other, trying to defend their deadly robot(s) as it makes its way to the enemy objective, to blow it up. And during the fight, you can keep collecting more parts to make more robots for the next wave, which is shortly after each robot wave dies. So naturally, the bots get bigger as the game goes on, because your bot helps you push further into the base.

Sort of a plr ctf hybrid.

EDIT
This is speculation based on the new texts people have found, not a suggestion.

[Jetamo]

Wait, fuck there's more. I only found those bits. Re editing post.

[ned_ballad]

I wanted pan on just Pyro and Heavy.

It didn't seem to "fit" Medic and Sniper and good lord Scout sounds.

[BanthaFodder]

"deploy giant"?
perhaps this Sentrybuster is a big boss robot that spawns smaller robot versions of the mercs?
because that's what it sounds like.

[Jetamo]

Nevermind, he found 'em

[Grimhound]

Jetamo posted:

Oh fuck guys. I checked out the manifest for thundermountain.

"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_explodes.wav"
"sound\mvm\giant_common\giant_common_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_explode.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_loop.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_01.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_02.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_03.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_04.wav"
"sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_spin.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav"
"sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav"

I guess the numbers in Foundry meant something. 13 22 13 - M V M.

>Medi Gun with an uber that doubles health, damage, and physical player size.
Hmm...

[AkujiTheSniper]

My boner ripped through my jeans and I'm in a car

I'm very fucking serious, I'm holding a towel over it but we'll be parking soon
Oh god help I'm serious

[slapdown3]

hogofwar posted:

So a wave gamemode with upgrades! And powerups! And tanks! and "buying in" and a sound when players die!

What does it sound like?