1. Post #8001
    alpha00zero's Avatar
    January 2012
    578 Posts
    That's a horrible attitude to take. 2012 was supposed to be the HOLY SHIT BIG YEAR, but jack of all shits has happened so far. Every single somewhat exciting thing that's happened has been covered in bugs.

    We don't "still have half a year." We have waited half a year and nothing has happened. At this point I would just take them fucking saying something. A teaser picture, or even just a funny blog post about the weekly item. Just give us a sign that something is going on in there other than advertising and money grubbing schemes like the per diem hats.
    The only reason I have this attitude is fairly simple.

    Long story short, I was supposed to graduate this year from college. For once, my body was ready for the final semester.

    Guess what?

    This shit happened and is still going on since February.

    I did not expect it and it fucked me over. So when I say "anything can happen", it's a possibility.

    I like to consider everything possible, no matter how ridiculous it might be.
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  2. Post #8002
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,533 Posts
    The only reason I have this attitude is fairly simple.

    Long story short, I was supposed to graduate this year from college. For once, my body was ready for the final semester.

    Guess what?

    This shit happened and is still going on since February.

    I did not expect it and it fucked me over. So when I say "anything can happen", it's a possibility.

    I like to consider everything possible, no matter how ridiculous it might be.
    So I guess what you're saying is that Hope, we just need a ray of that.

    And as a fellow Canuck I am sorry to hear you're getting fucked over by the boycotts.
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  3. Post #8003
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    oh, I forgot they said this week the pan will be fixed

    ...hopefully
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  4. Post #8004
    sethcaron's Avatar
    March 2012
    209 Posts
    The only reason I have this attitude is fairly simple.

    Long story short, I was supposed to graduate this year from college. For once, my body was ready for the final semester.

    Guess what?

    This shit happened and is still going on since February.

    I did not expect it and it fucked me over. So when I say "anything can happen", it's a possibility.

    I like to consider everything possible, no matter how ridiculous it might be.

    That's sad you were ready for your final semester to graduate and then a shitstorm appers out of nowhere and you got fucked over by angry quebec's. This is what will happen if we don't get a major update.
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  5. Post #8005
    Barobax's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,738 Posts
    oh, I forgot they said this week the pan will be fixed

    ...hopefully
    I personally don't mind the way the pan is rigged now. It makes the classes look more fancier by holding it English style.
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  6. Post #8006
    Captain Westcliff: Thinks Wales is an Island
    NeoDement's Avatar
    January 2006
    16,078 Posts
    Are you looking at a different pan?
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  7. Post #8007
    sethcaron's Avatar
    March 2012
    209 Posts
    oh, I forgot they said this week the pan will be fixed

    ...hopefully
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  8. Post #8008
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
    5,371 Posts
    oh, I forgot they said this week the pan will be fixed

    ...hopefully
    You think they'll turn it a little in the scout's hand so he isn't blocking his entire face with it?
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  9. Post #8009
    tso
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    May 2011
    1,028 Posts
    You think they'll turn it a little in the scout's hand so he isn't blocking his entire face with it?
    working as intended
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  10. Post #8010
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,146 Posts
    Look...
    we've still got half a year.
    in this half a year, we SHOULD be getting Meet the Pyro, Source Filmmaker, the Second Saxxy Awards, TOBOR Mode, the Meet the Pyro Update (I'm assuming we'll get atleast one set/weapon per class), another Summer Update, Manniversary 2, Halloween 2012, and Australian Christmas 2012.

    so, assuming Meet the Pyro and Source Filmmaker are considered "big", then yes, 2012 will be a BIG year.

       When we'll actually be GETTING any of these big things is a whole 'nother matter.   
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  11. Post #8011
    sethcaron's Avatar
    March 2012
    209 Posts
    Look...
    we've still got half a year.
    in this half a year, we SHOULD be getting Meet the Pyro, Source Filmmaker, the Second Saxxy Awards, TOBOR Mode, the Meet the Pyro Update (I'm assuming we'll get atleast one set/weapon per class), another Summer Update, Manniversary 2, Halloween 2012, and Australian Christmas 2012.

    so, assuming Meet the Pyro and Source Filmmaker are considered "big", then yes, 2012 will be a BIG year.

       When we'll actually be GETTING any of these big things is a whole 'nother matter.   
    Excuse me but you forgot something...

    REMEMBER THE NIGHTMARES YOU WILL HAVE ?
    Also my last post for today probably.

    Sorry I had to just post this image.
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  12. Post #8012
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,736 Posts
    Erm, it has only been 5 months, not 6. January, February, March, April and May, five months. Only a month more than what we had from August to December (timespan without stat items).

    Still, we need more content. Reserve the +x, -y weps for the weekly stuff, and leave game-changing stuff for large updates. The focus on cosmetics, and that not being a real focus anyway, isn't fun.
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  13. Post #8013
    Barobax's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,738 Posts
    Look...
    we've still got half a year.
    in this half a year, we SHOULD be getting Meet the Pyro, Source Filmmaker, the Second Saxxy Awards, TOBOR Mode, the Meet the Pyro Update (I'm assuming we'll get atleast one set/weapon per class), another Summer Update, Manniversary 2, Halloween 2012, and Australian Christmas 2012.

    so, assuming Meet the Pyro and Source Filmmaker are considered "big", then yes, 2012 will be a BIG year.

       When we'll actually be GETTING any of these big things is a whole 'nother matter.   
    Are any of these updates really gonna be game changing though?

    -The Halloween update will probably be only reskins, more Gibus & Skull forms, and probably 1 new Halloween hat.

    -The Christmas update will probably be a few hats and weapons from the workshop.

    -The summer update will just be another crate with new hats.

    -2nd Saxxy will be new hats + more Saxxy distributions and maybe Source Filmaker

    -MtP will probably introduce Tobor Mode, some new weapons and hats, and honestly it is the only update that I am looking forward to.
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  14. Post #8014
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    Erm, it has only been 5 months, not 6. January, February, March, April and May, five months. Only a month more than what we had from August to December (timespan without stat items).

    Still, we need more content. Reserve the +x, -y weps for the weekly stuff, and leave game-changing stuff for large updates. The focus on cosmetics, and that not being a real focus anyway, isn't fun.
    I've been saying forever.

    Off-class reskins. Give Engineer a shotgun with the Family Business stats. Let Demoman have boots with Mantreads stats. Try a FAN on Pyro.
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  15. Post #8015
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,627 Posts
    I've been saying forever.

    Off-class reskins. Give Engineer a shotgun with the Family Business stats. Let Demoman have boots with Mantreads stats. Try a FAN on Pyro.
    Pyro with an air blast shotgun?
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  16. Post #8016
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    basically, yes. I think there's a few double barreled shotguns on the workshop made for Pyro.
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  17. Post #8017
    Venezuelan's Avatar
    September 2011
    6,858 Posts
    tbh I'm not so sure I like lots of major updates when half of them were silly promo packs last year. At least we can look forward to an uber update like thing, which was the best update of last year
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  18. Post #8018
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,146 Posts
    Are any of these updates really gonna be game changing though?

    -The Halloween update will probably be only reskins, more Gibus & Skull forms, and probably 1 new Halloween hat.

    -The Christmas update will probably be a few hats and weapons from the workshop.

    -The summer update will just be another crate with new hats.

    -2nd Saxxy will be new hats + more Saxxy distributions and maybe Source Filmaker

    -MtP will probably introduce Tobor Mode, some new weapons and hats, and honestly it is the only update that I am looking forward to.
    From the stuff that I mentioned (who knows if Valve has something else planned like the Shogun tie-in or Community Map Pack or something), we'd be getting:
    a new game mode (TOBOR), a new Meet The short, Source Filmmaker, new class packs (MtP Update), various new weapons (MtP, Christmas, possibly more), and various new cosmetics (basically every update).
    then there's the possiblity of new maps, comics, a new Halloween boss/map, achievements, and minor add-ons (kill icons, fixed bugs, new styles, etc.)
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  19. Post #8019
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    kind of funny. It's like nobody has visited valve at all this year.

    Last year we had lots of interesting stories of people seeing Meet the Medic, or playing on Barnblitz or whatever. This year... nothing.
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  20. Post #8020
    dageek's Avatar
    July 2011
    634 Posts
    kind of funny. It's like nobody has visited valve at all this year.

    Last year we had lots of interesting stories of people seeing Meet the Medic, or playing on Barnblitz or whatever. This year... nothing.
    Quick. someone schedule a tour at valve!
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  21. Post #8021
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    someone get Political Gamer on the phone!
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  22. Post #8022
    Gold Member
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    June 2008
    5,741 Posts
    We should initiate that Emporium-group-visit now!
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  23. Post #8023
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,627 Posts
    We should initiate that Emporium-group-visit now!
    I imagine the emporium members going to Valve HQ with pitch forks and torches
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  24. Post #8024
    Raffle Rigger
    Psychopath12's Avatar
    November 2010
    14,491 Posts
    someone get Political Gamer on the phone!
    When I met up with him in Chicago, he did mention that he wanted to make another visit to the Valve office when he visits his uncle in Washington. Whether or not that's still in play is a whole other monster, but he did mention that he'd want to plan to go again.
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  25. Post #8025
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,774 Posts
    Weather or not that's still in play
    is he afraid of rain?
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  26. Post #8026
    Raffle Rigger
    Psychopath12's Avatar
    November 2010
    14,491 Posts
    is he afraid of rain?
    Yes, it ruins his hair after he spent so much time fixing it up so he looks dashing for the ladies.
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  27. Post #8027
    Gold Member
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    October 2011
    602 Posts
    Excuse me but you forgot something...
    REMEMBER THE NIGHTMARES YOU WILL HAVE ?
    Also my last post for today probably.

    Sorry I had to just post this image.
    Congratulations on breaking 1000 dumbs... Pretty good ratio you've got going there.


    I'd love to go to Valve HQ, if only there wasn't so much ocean in the way... (And Wales... that's another issue with going West)
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  28. Post #8028
    sethcaron's Avatar
    March 2012
    209 Posts
    I will ignore your post. But I hope the major update is worth it or I will just rage.
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  29. Post #8029
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    October 2011
    786 Posts
    anyone know when those UGC medals are gonna drop? I reallyneed to know.
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  30. Post #8030
    sethcaron's Avatar
    March 2012
    209 Posts
    anyone know when those UGC medals are gonna drop? I reallyneed to know.
    No one knows yet.
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  31. Post #8031
    Raffle Rigger
    Psychopath12's Avatar
    November 2010
    14,491 Posts
    anyone know when those UGC medals are gonna drop? I reallyneed to know.
    The UGC admins need to organize what goes to who before the drop can be put into action.
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  32. Post #8032
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    April 2011
    965 Posts

    This thread every time anything even remotely suspicious happens.
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  33. Post #8033
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,512 Posts
    he should get a wrecking ball crane too
    That would be a pretty cool idea

    He has a small metal ball on a chain attached to a metal pole, he brings it back and when the weapon is brought down to hit something, the ball comes down with a trail of wind on it like when you are hit by a disciplinary action

    taunt kill is him spinning, similar to olympic hammer throwers, and if you are hit by the ball, it kills you
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  34. Post #8034
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,146 Posts
    That would be a pretty cool idea

    He has a small metal ball on a chain attached to a metal pole, he brings it back and when the weapon is brought down to hit something, the ball comes down with a trail of wind on it like when you are hit by a disciplinary action

    taunt kill is him spinning, similar to olympic hammer throwers, and if you are hit by the ball, it kills you
    Demoman is part of the Wrecking Crew, someone call the Avengers.

    Edited:

    Should be easy enough...
       I hear that the Heavy is Giant Man.   
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  35. Post #8035
    Clovernoodle's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,036 Posts
    I'll bet two of my 5 testicles that we won't get a major update until mid-June
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  36. Post #8036
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,146 Posts
    I'll bet two of my 5 testicles that we won't get a major update until mid-June
    Depends on what you consider "major".

    I assume that we'll be getting the Saxxies before the end of May, with Meet the Pyro coming around the same time as Meet the Medic, give or take a few days/weeks.
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  37. Post #8037
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    3,672 Posts
    Depends on what you consider "major".
    His testicles?
    If Meet The Pyro doesn't come with the Raid Mode or the other way out, I think the next thing you should look out for will be a major shitstorm.
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  38. Post #8038
    Grimhound's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,079 Posts
    Waiting. Waiting. Always waiting. It's enough to drive one mad.
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  39. Post #8039
    Gold Member
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    July 2011
    6,480 Posts
    Waiting. Waiting. Always waiting. It's enough to drive one mad.
    If...it...taaaaakes forever~

    I wiiiiill waaaait for youuuu~

    For a thouuusand summers~

    I wiiiiill waaait for youuuu~
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  40. Post #8040
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    August 2009
    1,832 Posts
    I think something will happen Thursday. But if its a simple Saxxies announcement, no meet the Pyro, and doesn't add a new game mode, I will be dissapointed.

    My fingers are crossed for Meet the Pyro, Saxxies being mentioned but not the focus of the update, Pyros vanilla flamethrower getting buffed by 10% like they're testing in the beta, and new weapons. And the new game mode. My fingers are crossed so hard they could break.
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