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Valve was looking at the wrong calendar and thought the 12th of February was a monday. When they noticed it was a Sunday, they had to change it to the 13th.
Just a theory based on Valve being Valve
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Don't get me all hyped up...
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It's Saturday :P
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Every night is the night.
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To the one who disagreed: In which timezone do you live in? ;)
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They're in the us, so it's saturday there too.
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13 22 13
13 x 2, 2/13 (february 13th)
13 x 2 is 26
Day of the oscars
The oscars are mentioned 3 times in the blog post, as if Meet the Pyro will be eligible for them
COINCIDENCE
I
THINK
(enter)
NOT
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26 february? Thanks god Its not 26 December
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What about the "13" up on the ceiling?
It was a 12 before, but it was changed because Valve didn't wanted us to realise this:
12 in reverse is actually... 21...
Pyro's real identity was Roberto Clemente all this time!
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Man, I would hate it if it came out on the 13th, I'm going away for a couple days that day.
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WOAH SHIT GUYS
I'M GOING TO DIG UP SOME OLD CONSPIRACY THEORY SHIT HERE
See that? That's a mutherfucking old west town, as you've all pointed out.
You know what else had a fuckin' Old West Town
http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/08.html
FUCKIN' LOOSE CANNON COMIC, MOTHERFUCKERS
But that's all been known, right? You gonna rate me late, right?
WELL RATE THIS LATE, MOTHERFUCKERS
What was the Loose Cannon comic a teaser for?
FUCKIN' ENGINEER UPDATE
And do you remember what was on the very, very first motherfuckin' page?
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/v00.php
SCROLL YO' FAT ASS DOWN THERE, SON. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THAT'S RIGHT
THE 1800'S TF2 TEAM
WITH PYRO AS MOTHER FUCKING ABRAHAM LINCOLN
PLUS SOME OTHER STUFF ABOUT LINCOLN
BUT WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?
THAT'S RIGHT
A FUCKING ROBOT DIAGRAM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT DOES ALL THIS UNNECESSARY CAPSLOCK MEAN?
I don't know. In the process of writing all this I totally forgot my connection between these things. But at least I'm pretty sure if I sat down and thought about it enough I could find a correlation between Pyro, Robots, Tobor, and Lincoln. Perhaps this could revive the Robo-Abe Pyro theory again?
Either way it's speculation so it fucking counts as an on-topic post
MORE MOTHERFUCKING PROFANITY AND CAPSLOCK
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That looks like Mann Manor to me.
This has even darker implications
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I don't really see Mann Manor, but that would be dark
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Pyro is here to end the war
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I meant to write foundry, my bad. It's the same stuff we've found.I would
But this map does not exist
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Doesn't matter if they're red or blu, they still burn just as well.Pyro is here to end the war
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Well Tobor is connected to robots, so that's something.WOAH SHIT GUYS
I'M GOING TO DIG UP SOME OLD CONSPIRACY THEORY SHIT HERE
See that? That's a mutherfucking old west town, as you've all pointed out.
You know what else had a fuckin' Old West Town
http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/08.html
FUCKIN' LOOSE CANNON COMIC, MOTHERFUCKERS
But that's all been known, right? You gonna rate me late, right?
WELL RATE THIS LATE, MOTHERFUCKERS
What was the Loose Cannon comic a teaser for?
FUCKIN' ENGINEER UPDATE
And do you remember what was on the very, very first motherfuckin' page?
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/v00.php
SCROLL YO' FAT ASS DOWN THERE, SON. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THAT'S RIGHT
THE 1800'S TF2 TEAM
WITH PYRO AS MOTHER FUCKING ABRAHAM LINCOLN
PLUS SOME OTHER STUFF ABOUT LINCOLN
BUT WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?
THAT'S RIGHT
A FUCKING ROBOT DIAGRAM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT DOES ALL THIS UNNECESSARY CAPSLOCK MEAN?
I don't know. In the process of writing all this I totally forgot my connection between these things. But at least I'm pretty sure if I sat down and thought about it enough I could find a correlation between Pyro, Robots, Tobor, and Lincoln. Perhaps this could revive the Robo-Abe Pyro theory again?
Either way it's speculation so it fucking counts as an on-topic post
MORE MOTHERFUCKING PROFANITY AND CAPSLOCK
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Give Clovernoodle a fucking medal. He made me go and do this:
It's the best I could work with but seriously.
The dent inwards where the knees join is there too, everything fits in to place. You could say pyro is a robot at this point BUT this doesn't quite explain the bleeding when shot and blown up etc.
If the model wasn't so restrictive and would let me move the joints properly without restriction it would be a damn-perfect fit.
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what about if the pyro is kind of human-android like dragon ball z ones?(nº 16)...maybe that would explain the robotic-human aspect (blood, etc.)
ps: sorry for my grammar, english isn't my native language.
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It is clear, Pyro isn't just a robot. He is Cyborg Lincoln.Give Clovernoodle a fucking medal. He made me go and do this:
It's the best I could work with but seriously.
The dent inwards where the knees join is there too, everything fits in to place. You could say pyro is a robot at this point BUT this doesn't quite explain the bleeding when shot and blown up etc.
If the model wasn't so restrictive and would let me move the joints properly without restriction it would be a damn-perfect fit.
Clovernoodle you are an amazing genius.
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Suddenly a hole in my theory.
Lincoln was 6'4"
Pyro is not
Go home everyone, I'm a false prophet
Edited:
Unless...
UNLESS...
The whole idea is that a bunch of Lincoln robots were created because someone KNEW that Lincoln was going to be assassinated (as evidenced by the Engineer Update page of the revolving seat in Booth's Theatre), and they were sent to pose as the president while the real one was given the third not-dyin' machine, and one of these Robots became the 1850s mercenary, after being rejected as too short, which crushed his little robotic emotions and sent him on a pyrotechnic rampage.
This conspiracy ain't dead yet folks
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But then why does pyro run away in Meet the Medick???
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Obviously he has no time to fight the Soldiers approaching- he must run off and find John Wilkes Booth, who stole the real Lincoln's not-dyin' machine, and now the Pyro must avenge his death!
now I'm sad because my serious theories are melting away in my mind
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i love the hype around here when a update gets announced
clovernoodles enthusiasm made my day <3
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Lincoln's birthday is Feb 12th.
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I still think it means that they release HL3 on 22 13 2013.
Thus never, since there's no 13th month.
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or it could be the 13th of the 22nd mont-
oh
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Yeah, Valve folks are clever.
They wanted to fool us by ignoring american date format - but we know there's no such thing as 22nd month.
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The third life extender was built on the day Lincoln was assassinated...................................... ..or was he?
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Lincoln was shot on the 14th, but died on the 15h.
I can't read it well in the comic, but if it reads 14th... oooh maaaan
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I think it says April 14th, which would make sense if he got the Life extender before he died on the 15th.
Mios dios
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nobody noticed that the date of the third machine was the day before Lincoln died until just now?
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No, people noticed beforehand, it's just that now all the Pyro conspiracy theories are starting up again, and since Lincoln is the original Pyro, that is relevant.
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oh, because it's the first time I noticed
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oh yeah and as a side note we'll probably be seeing a Super Monday Night Combat promo later this year
https://twitter.com/#!/Ekanaut/statu...07740502327297
I hope they add weapons and hats to TF2 this time instead of good costumes in MNC and bad hats in TF2 like last time
What if the Engineer and Medic got Support's Hair + Goggles
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So the pyro is some twisted cyborg Abe Lincoln according to you guys?
I'm okay with that.
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What if Support's Heal Gun for Engineer, that doesn't heal his Teammates but heals his buildings (and steals health from enemies)
Or Combat Girl's Heal gun for Medic that can heal multiple targets
Or Karl's Sticky Bomb Launcher for Demo that stop moving when they hit a player, and bounce on the ground for a second before exploding.
THE POSSIBILITIES MAN
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I'd imagine one of Gunslinger's weapons is likely to appear (A revolver or a sniper rifle). Perhaps even Veteran's stool for Heavy using Saxxy animations.
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Theory: Since they promised that source filmmaker would be released after all the meet the team videos are done, they will release meet the pyro before the saxxy's and release source filmmaker when the saxxy's start, and you will be able to submit videos made with it
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well yeah
I was thinking the Gunner's dual minigun with a LETS DO THIS TIKI STYLE taunt, and Veteran's Shoulder Pads as a misc.
Although grappling people as the Heavy would be great.
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