1. Post #401
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    fishyfish777's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,071 Posts
    Got called OP for getting 7 kills with the Lorraine with no HP lost



    subsequently get one shot by a hummel

    Edited:


    the lorraine is really good at bait-and-switch tactics, although a friendly VK4502A called me out in a slightly frustrated tone for using him as bait
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  2. Post #402
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    Bowser_nl's Avatar
    July 2006
    3,239 Posts
    I got 1shotted by a friendly Object 261 earlier in my AMX 50 120. I was pumping shells into a Tiger on Himmelsdorf and this moron sat right behind me and thought he could shoot right through me to steal the kill.
    At least i got compensated 3k for my full tier9 heavy repair bill.... lol.
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  3. Post #403
    OreoExtremist's Avatar
    August 2010
    529 Posts
    VK3601 outright bounces my ARL's 90mm.

    212 mm pen.



    what
    Bounces my 105 on Jagdpanther
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  4. Post #404
    N-12_Aden's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,778 Posts
    Bounces my 105 on Jagdpanther
    Sometimes happens with my T25 105mm, but not often at all. Maye 2 out of 10 shots.
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  5. Post #405
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    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,966 Posts
    Bounces my 105 on Jagdpanther
    Bounced my Tiger's Long 88 too.
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  6. Post #406
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    Kilgore 2nd's Avatar
    June 2006
    4,134 Posts
    I got 1shotted by a friendly Object 261 earlier in my AMX 50 120. I was pumping shells into a Tiger on Himmelsdorf and this moron sat right behind me and thought he could shoot right through me to steal the kill.
    At least i got compensated 3k for my full tier9 heavy repair bill.... lol.
    Yeah compensation is fuck all in this game
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  7. Post #407
    Mastahamma's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,726 Posts
    that frontal used to be the bane of me when I was rolling easy eight, I could pen and usually set fire to Tigers w/o effort, yet these VK3601s and KV-3s kept fucking me up, left, right, sideways, forward and backward
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  8. Post #408
    ze beaver's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,528 Posts
    that frontal used to be the bane of me when I was rolling easy eight, I could pen and usually set fire to Tigers w/o effort, yet these VK3601s and KV-3s kept fucking me up, left, right, sideways, forward and backward
    KV series still fucks everything up with its extremely random frontal armor, if I see a KV-3 or a KV-2 in my AMX 13/90, I run the fuck away.
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  9. Post #409
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    Dennab
    May 2007
    13,705 Posts
    Me (IS-4) and an E-100 go after an IS-4


    T-54 bitches when I let the E-100 absorb the shots and only come out from behind it to shoot


    what
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  10. Post #410
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    JETFIGHTER5's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,614 Posts
    HNNNNNNNNNNG



    I just knew this would happen.
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  11. Post #411
    MendozaMan's Avatar
    April 2007
    4,893 Posts
    HNNNNNNNNNNG



    I just knew this would happen.
    I feel your pain. We all feel your pain. So much.
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  12. Post #412
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    Kilgore 2nd's Avatar
    June 2006
    4,134 Posts
    World of shit games for me today I think -_-
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  13. Post #413
    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,836 Posts
    HNNNNNNNNNNG



    I just knew this would happen.
    Heh, this happened to me once, except it was 1 xp. I think it was for researching the B1
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  14. Post #414
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    Dennab
    May 2007
    13,705 Posts
    Three IS-4s and tier 8 french heavy try to attack around a corner

    Opposing us: E8, T34, T20


    IS-4 in front of me refuses to attack

    half the advance diaf because IS-4 refused to attack a T34/low tiers
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  15. Post #415
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    March 2009
    1,614 Posts
    I now want to marry the T-34, for it is a glorious improvement over the A-20.
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  16. Post #416
    Bounced 4 shells of an E75's lower glacis, and 2 shells off it's copula with an S-70
    the fuck.
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  17. Post #417
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    fishyfish777's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,071 Posts


    Teammate: "Oh great we have a breadstick and a fish leading the team"

    "and a carrot"
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  18. Post #418
    Ogopogo's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,931 Posts
    Your chances of winning shoot up, when you have teammates who are willing to take damage (not suicidal stuff) and not worry about repairs.
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  19. Post #419
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    Dennab
    May 2007
    13,705 Posts
    So I was going to go to dinner and decided to play a quick match first





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  20. Post #420
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,678 Posts
    Right.. the next time a tank decides that he has right of way despite being slower im teamkilling him


    really done dealing with getting bullshit sniped because some retard was glued to my tracks
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  21. Post #421
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    Timebomb575's Avatar
    January 2011
    5,444 Posts
    I feel your pain. We all feel your pain. So much.
    I dont, I crossed over to the medium line with the KV-13
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  22. Post #422
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,672 Posts
    Our Stug + a PzIII/IV are capping enemy base
    Stug teamkills III/IV and turns blue
    "this way I get invader :)", he wants all the cap to himself
    half of our team report him
    Enemy KV blows the stug up when cap timer is at 95% and we lose the game, he doesn't get any medals - if he didn't TK the III/IV we would have won with the double cap speed

    Edited:

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  23. Post #423
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    Mbbird's Avatar
    June 2008
    17,689 Posts
    I dont, I crossed over to the medium line with the KV-13
    Favourite medium second only to the T-54, loved that tank.
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  24. Post #424
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    January 2011
    5,444 Posts
    Right.. the next time a tank decides that he has right of way despite being slower im teamkilling him


    really done dealing with getting bullshit sniped because some retard was glued to my tracks
    Its generally accepted that slower tanks do have the right of way and its the responsibility of fast tanks to go around them
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  25. Post #425
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,678 Posts
    Its generally accepted that slower tanks do have the right of way and its the responsibility of fast tanks to go around them
    No I'm talking where you're about to overpass one and they decide to turn into you because they wanted to turn that way

    Edited:

    ie they cant wait half a second for you to be clear of them and then when they're glued to you they just stare at you like it's your fault

    Edited:

    Also are the french lights any good? I'm thinking about going up that branch because of autoloaders + speed. Are they going to get nerfed hard in the next patch or something?
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  26. Post #426
    I seduce Icelandic boys
    gunnars1's Avatar
    January 2009
    651 Posts
    Our Stug + a PzIII/IV are capping enemy base
    Stug teamkills III/IV and turns blue
    "this way I get invader :)", he wants all the cap to himself
    half of our team report him
    Enemy KV blows the stug up when cap timer is at 95% and we lose the game, he doesn't get any medals - if he didn't TK the III/IV we would have won with the double cap speed

    Edited:

    Do you remember the stug drivers name?
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  27. Post #427
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,672 Posts
    Do you remember the stug drivers name?
    "Tankcomanda12"
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  28. Post #428
    Trooper0315's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,730 Posts
    I am so fucking sick of SPGs. I've got killed by them twice today, both at the worst times possible in my AMX12t. First was when I was just about to kill a jagdtiger at 2%, one shotted by arty. Then, a few matches later, circle an IS and get him down to 8%, 2 seconds left to reload my drum, then taken out by arty. This is so fucking annoying, especially knowing that both times I had a higher tier tank about 30m away from me that I got targeted over.
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  29. Post #429
    I wish I was as cool as Felix :)
    Apache249's Avatar
    April 2010
    7,737 Posts
    "Tankcomanda12"
    Sounds about right.
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  30. Post #430
    Our Stug + a PzIII/IV are capping enemy base
    Stug teamkills III/IV and turns blue
    "this way I get invader :)", he wants all the cap to himself
    half of our team report him
    Enemy KV blows the stug up when cap timer is at 95% and we lose the game, he doesn't get any medals - if he didn't TK the III/IV we would have won with the double cap speed

    Edited:

    Had a similar situation just happen. Easy 8 was capping, 60% done with only a GWP left on the enemy team, our last Lowe steam rolls in rams the Easy 8 to death, then gets killed by the GWP. would've won if that ass hadn't killed the E8.
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  31. Post #431
    just4fun49's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,477 Posts
    Do you remember the stug drivers name?
    It's Tankcomanda12, here's the replay: http://www.mediafire.com/?3h8v3bwgna7e4xr

    Also,

    Silly FPS tweak messing with the meshes
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  32. Post #432
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    February 2009
    7,156 Posts
    Today I saw a KV-107 using HE rounds against a JgPz 4
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  33. Post #433
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,672 Posts


       He used AP   
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  34. Post #434
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    Datsun's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,882 Posts
    Don't you hate it when you go in against some tanks, and no one bothers to support you? Especially when your team has the advantage?
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  35. Post #435
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    Dennab
    May 2007
    13,705 Posts
    So I was going to go to dinner and decided to play a quick match first






    Now with a video.


    [URL]
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  36. Post #436
    Yuskolov123's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,871 Posts


    Courier is smart Courier
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  37. Post #437
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    goon165's Avatar
    August 2006
    9,771 Posts
    It's Tankcomanda12, here's the replay: http://www.mediafire.com/?3h8v3bwgna7e4xr

    Also,

    Silly FPS tweak messing with the meshes
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  38. Post #438
    I wish I was as cool as Felix :)
    Apache249's Avatar
    April 2010
    7,737 Posts
    Match on Ensk. Enemy has four Type 59s and a Pershing. A T32 and I decide that it would be best to defend against the imminent rush. Two more of our T32s and a KT go into the town. We get slaughtered and capped. One of the T32s, "two more guns wouldn't have done anything qq more"
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  39. Post #439
    Bbarnes005's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,813 Posts
    Heh, this happened to me once, except it was 1 xp. I think it was for researching the B1
    Hell I just recently unlocked the A-20, at least I know what to expect now.
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  40. Post #440
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    February 2011
    5,479 Posts
    Woo installing!
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