you don't have girls period. this is in a hypothetical where you could talk to a woman.
god vedi you're an ass lol
your obsession with pirate related media is only a metaphysical shield you use in an attempt to remove yourself from reality from fear. those short glimpses you get of what it is to be human are what make you cry yourself to sleep at night.
Dr.V.Cardi, PhD in Psychology from University of Dakimakura.
Good thing I have some bagels or I might have gotten hungry during this
how the fuck do you have bagels at 6am
why are we even up at 6am
I'm at work, I have bagels for breakfast and if there's a few left over I have em for my lunch too :3:
I also have sammiches and chopped pork and 2 bottles of mounatin dew.
can someone write a panda x zenpod fanfic where they meet IRL and passionately fuck (but both jizz in their pants before they can actual manage to do any fucking since they're both virgins)
wow what a comeback
"o yea i sit on my overweight ass watching my little pony and listening to pirate metal and downing a gallon of irn bru after a long hard day of grinding cock at an all boys school and probably havent even had my first kiss but you get permabanned from a forum on the interwebs!"
(User was permabanned for this post ("Trolling. Alt of resetpanda" - postal))
fuck up black cunt
TH89 WHERE THE FUCK
Panda have you ever wondered why you get banned?
Not too late to start.
15 year olds angst lmao
you're both spergs
fuck why can't jun togawa just be my waifu
seriously everything about her is beautiful
People's reactions towards me always contradict the advice i take in, do i dont bother. and i seem to last longer when i dont obey the rules. how this account is lasting longer than rhodry is beyond me
see? the more sense i put into a post the more shit i get, so dildos.
Your definition of sense needs updating, badly.
the more you care about the internet the more everybody will hate you