1. Post #8201
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    August 2010
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    Inspired by the Stalker film. Also, this page will be the last page for me.




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  2. Post #8202
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    This time we're following the adventures of an unfortunate Finnish man who stumbled into the Zone completely unaware of what was waiting within. Although his PDA blog entries are in Finnish, I will translate it for those who cannot read it.




    "Nonni, täällä ollaan. Se saatanan läski joka istu bunkkerissa kylän paikkeilla anto vähän suuntaviivoja huonolla englannilla, hyvä että edes ymmärsin sen vähän mitä se sanoi. Lopulta se luovutti ja laitto tähän mikälie PDA-tablettiin koordinaatit isompaan tukikohtaan. Ymmärtääkseni sieltä löytyy sitten vähän enemmän turvaa kuin täältä. Rajapartiot meinaan näki meikän sisääntulon ja on varmasti jo kintereillä. Pitää hankkia ase ja painua helvettiin täältä. On paha tunne tästä kylästä.

    Oheinen kuva tuli otettua eräältä hylätyltä rakennukselta. Tällanen hirviö asusteli sisällä ja sai kuule kummatkin piiput suuhunsa kun hyökkäs kimppuun. En väitä etten mukamas paskonut housuun mutten kuollut kuitenkaan. Pitää joskus kysyä miten yleisiä tällaset perkeleet on, on nimittäin aika vahvaa sorttia. Meinas repiä käden irti kun painoin sitä sen lonkerosuuta kauemmas."


    "All right, here we are. That fucking fatso, you know, the one who's sitting in a bunker near the village game me some directions with bad english. Lucky me that I even understood a fraction of what he said to me. Eventually he gave up and input some coordinates for a more secure base into this thingamajig PDA tablet computer or whatever. As far as I understand, that place will have more safety than what I have here. The border patrols saw me sneak into the Zone and are probably tracking me down as I write this. I gotta get a gun and get the fuck out of here. I got a bad feeling about this village.

    The picture attached to the entry is from some abandoned building. This freak was waiting for me inside and got both barrels unloaded in it's mouth when it attacked me. Now, I'm not saying I didn't shit my pants at that moment but I didn't die either. I gotta ask someone how common are these motherfuckers because they're strong. Almost tore my arm off when I pushed it's tentacles away from me."




    "Piruparka. Armeijan lähettämä etsintäpartio löysi sen kylän itteni sijasta. Tämä jätkä oli yksi kuolleiden joukossa. Ite selviydyin kiipeämällä katolle ja napsien partion yksi kerrallaan kiikarin ja SKS:än kanssa. Aika lähteä ja vikkelään."
    "Poor bastard. The army's search patrol sent for me found the village instead. This guy was one of the casualties of the firefight that ensued. I managed to survive by climbing on top of a roof and picking off the soldiers one by one with a scoped SKS. Time to go, fast."





    "Mikä vitun puku näillä ihmisillä oikein on päällään? Näyttää ihan Terminaattorilta tuollaisessa hökkelissä. Kuulemma suojaa yhtä hyvin kuin levy terästä. Pitää kattoa joskus jos saisi yhden omiin handuihin."
    "What the fuck is this thing people are wearing? Looks like a frigging Terminator in that thing. Then again, they say that it protects as well as a plate of solid steel. Gotta check it out sometime if I can."



    "En olis ikinä uskonut että löytäisin toista suomalaista tästä läävästä, mutta tällanen roisto kummiskin ano suomeks Jumalalta armoa kun painoin piipun sen takaraivoon. Nostin sen ylös ja juteltiin hetki sen tovereiden ruumiiden keskellä. Selkeesti sillä ei ollut kovinkaan hyviä suhteita kavereihinsa kun niiden kuolema ei sitä paljoa haitannut. Sanoi että roistojen elämä seuraa sitä riippumatta minne se juoksee. Suomen vankiloista tänne se on aina ampunut joka iikan jos vaan on yrittäneet sitä solvata. Noh, kaippa tuokin on yks asia ratkoa ongelmia. Annoin sille purkkiruokaa ja pistoolin. Äijä varoitti lännessä olevasta roistobarrikaadista vastapalvelukseksi ja toivotti hyvää matkaa. Ihan mukava heppu, joskin näyttelee kovista liikaa."

    "I never would've thought I'd find another Finn in this shithole, but this bandit was begging for forgiveness from God in Finnish anyway. Mind you, this was when my barrel was firmly against the back of his head after killing his 15 friends. I chuckled and lifted him to his feet. We proceeded to exchange news like we never had fired at each other before. Obviously he wasn't very attached to them as their death wasn't much of a pain for him. Poor guy told me about how crime follows him where-ever he goes. From Finnish prisons to here he's always just had to shoot anyone who dissed him. Well, I guess that's a way to solve problems too. To show my good will, I gave him a looted pistol and canned food. He warned of a bandit barricade to the west in return. I thanked him and he wished me good travels. Pretty cool guy actually, although he acts like a tough guy too much."


    "Miten muistan kuulleeni nimen Degtyarev jossain...vittu mikä jätkä ei edes värähtänyt kun ammuin vahingossa sen korvan enkä päätä. Toinen luoti osui mutta on aika kylmäverinen heppu. Eipä ole enää."

    "How come I remember hearing the name Degtyarev somewhere...Anyway, this guy is one tough fuck, didn't even tremble when I missed my headshot and shot off his ear instead. My second shot hit it's mark but I have to admit he's pretty level-headed guy. Not anymore, though."



    "Kuulin baarin paikkeilla olevilta tyypeiltä erilaisista anomaaleista tai mitä vittuja onkaan. Tällasesta en oo ikinä kuullut, se sai huimaamaan ja lämpimän tunteen. Meikä nimee sen yksinkertaisesti Valo-anomaaliksi. Ai niin, se saatanan baarimikko on ehkä paras jätkä jonka olen tavannut tähän mennessä, sillä oli myytävänä RK-ysifemma. Arvaa miten nopeesti tartuin isihen ja iskin rahat pöytään. Tuli ostettua muutama sata kutiakin mukaan, varmana tulee tarpeeseen. Enää ei pelota kun on vanha tuttu rinnalla."

    "I heard about all types of anomalies or whatever they're called from the stalkers at the Bar. This one I've never heard of, made me dizzy and gave this weird warm feeling. I'm just gonna name it simply the *Light*-anomaly. Oh right, that bartender guy is probably the best fucking person I've met in here till now. He had an RK-95 for sale. Guess three times how fast I grabbed it and slammed the cash on the table. Also bought a couple hundred rounds as I'm bound to need them. Not scared anymore now that I have an old friend beside me."



    "Tää menee vaan oudommaks joka hetki. Tällanen perkele leiju ympäri junalaituria sahköpilvenä. Kun se yritti paiskoa tynnyreitä mua päin, otin siitä kaksin käsin kiinni. Sain lievän sähköiskun joten vittuuntuessani tyhjensin lippaan sitä päin. Synty ääniräjähdys joka lukitsi korvat ja tällanen heebo ilmesty sieltä pilvestä. Mitäköhä vittuj- aijaa, tän PDA:n ensyklopedian mukaan ne on poltergeisteja. Eihä haamuja ole olemassa."

    "This shit just gets weirder every minute. This allabaster faggot was floating all over the train dock as a cloud of lightning. As it tried to slam barrels at me, I grappled it. That just gave me a slight shock so I got mad and emptied a whole clip at it from my rifle. There was a massive sound explosion that locked my ears and this guy appeared from that cloud. What the fu- oh, this PDA thing has an encyclopedia that calls them poltergeists. But ghosts aren't real."



    "Siis vittu viiraako tällä jätkällä päässä? Oli niin aivokääpiö että juoksi tonne rakennukseen sisään ja alko ryöstämään ruumiita. Mulla säteilymittari sekoaa kun edes vilkasen sinne päin. Tietenkin äijä tippuu jaloiltaan säteilyannoksen takia joten autan sen ylös kirottuani sen tyhmyyttä. Annan sille yhden annoksen meikän säteilypillereistä. Vittu tuo muka veteraani, idiootti se on."

    "Seriously, does this guy have a couple of fucking screws loose? He was so retarded that he ran into that building and started looting bodies. My rad meter goes apeshit when I even look at that place. Of course once he gets out he drops from the radiation dose he got. I have to help him up and curse at his stupidity. Being the saint that I am, I give him one of my antirad pills and send him towards the Bar despite his objections. What the fuck, he's supposed to be a veteran stalker? He's an idiot if anything."



    "Eli paikallisen siviiliarmeijan heput yritti saada mut vartioon tarjoamalla muutamaa pulloa votkaa. Meikähän vihastu siinä paikalla ja huus että vittuako minä votkalla, kossua sen olla pitää. Baarinpitäjä sitte tuli paikalle ja sano että jos haluan jotakin tiettyä alkoholia, voin saada sen yhden pullon maksuksi kunhan armaije maksaa sille sit takasin kulut. Tuli tehtyä sopimus että baariin tuodaan pullo Salmiakkikossua jos pysyn vartiossa iltaan asti. Mikäs siinä, oli nälkä ja tarvitsin tauon vetää safkaa kummiskin. Eikun vaan tikkaita ylös ja leipää mussuttamaan."

    "So the local military (called Duty btw) tried to get me on guard duty by offering me a couple bottles of vodka. I raged at the spot and yelled that I don't do shit with vodka, I want Koskenkorva aka finnish booze. The Barkeep showed up and calmed me down as people were starting to look at us. He said that if I really want a specific kind of alcohol, I tell him the exact name and he gets a single bottle as a reward. In turn, Duty pays him for the expenses. We ended up agreeing that the Barkeep gets a bottle of Salmiakki Koskenkorva by the end of the day which is when my guard duty ends. Well, I'm game since I'm hungry anyway and needed a break. Up the ladders and munching bread with binoculars it is."



    "Tää upseeri sano että tykkäs mun tyylistä hoitaa neuvottelut. Tais nähdä sen pienen kohtauksen vartiohomman kanssa. Lienekö sarkastinen tuon sanoessaan, kummiskin sanoi että sillä olis homma mulle. Pitää tappaa joku kapinallinen tai jotain, suostuin kummiskin. Palkkiosta en tiedä mutta koska myönnyin työhön, hän kovin avokätisesti antoi meikälle luvan yöpyä heidän tukikohdassaan ja poissa sateesta tämän yön. Ihan hyvin hoidettu, täällähän sitä työtä tarvitaan että hengissä pysyy. Eikun sitten pehkuihin."

    "This Duty officer said that he liked how I handle negotiations. He probably saw that little scene I caused with the Duty guys wanting me to do guard duty. he was probably sarcastic when he said that, I dunno. Anyway, he said that he had a job for me. Supposed to kill a rebel or something, I took the job anyway. No idea what the reward is but because I accepted, he was generous and told me I could spend the night in their base and off the rain. Managed the situation pretty well IMO, a man needs to work here to stay alive. Well, off to bed then. Long day tomorrow."
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  3. Post #8203
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    August 2010
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    -snip wrong, they're just too big-
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  4. Post #8204
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    July 2010
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    the fucking finnish language is so confusing looking.
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  5. Post #8205
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    Mortally irradiated, no antirads in sights, more or less 1 minute to live, only save in a pretty long time, what do I do?
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  6. Post #8206
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    August 2010
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    Vodka
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  7. Post #8207
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    October 2008
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    No vodka in sight either.
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  8. Post #8208
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    Then use medkits/ food, anything that restore health and make your way to safety.
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  9. Post #8209
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    October 2008
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    Then use medkits/ food, anything that restore health and make your way to safety.
    No food or medikits in sight, nor any sources of it nearby.
    Yeah I'm properly fucked.
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  10. Post #8210
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    What did you do to get in such situation?
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  11. Post #8211
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    Modify actor.ltx I think to make your resistances and health ridiculously high, get yourself into safety and then tone them back down.
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  12. Post #8212
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    May 2008
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    Good news!

    It seems I have broken the world record for overclocking a GTX 460 on stock cooling. The most amazing part is that I did it with a below stock voltage. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?
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  13. Post #8213
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    i think stalker online should have a feature to bandage teamates, here is how i envision it.
    "Wow buddy, you look badly hurt" said Sergei Fuckface to his friend. "Yeah man, I just jumped off the roof of this building to knife a controller" replied Markov Rocketface. "Well then..." said Sergei as he put his mouth in his friends ear "...let me help you out." And then the two stalkers bandaged eachother all night long.
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  14. Post #8214
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    And then the two stalkers bandaged each other all night long.
    Sergei then pulls out his Pepsi bottle and slowly...
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  15. Post #8215
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    August 2009
    11,070 Posts
    Sergei then pulls out his Pepsi bottle and slowly...
    Shook it until it splashed all over them.
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  16. Post #8216
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    June 2009
    1,507 Posts
    Is it true you have to have the retail version of Stalker:CoP to play the Stalker online mod?
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  17. Post #8217
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    I don't think so, just install the cd-crack as Tinter said a few pages ago.
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  18. Post #8218
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    February 2010
    6,119 Posts
    finnish stalker
    make more, these are fun to read.
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  19. Post #8219
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    March 2008
    7,345 Posts
    Is it true you have to have the retail version of Stalker:CoP to play the Stalker online mod?
    No, I'm using the steam version, and I played with one who uses the pirated version. Any version should work.
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  20. Post #8220
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    make more, these are fun to read.
    Okay.
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  21. Post #8221
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    8,716 Posts
    Hey, is there any way to get that helmet for the Brain Scorcher in Freeplay on SoC? I installed that DOOM mod pack from the OP.
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  22. Post #8222
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    Hey, is there any way to get that helmet for the Brain Scorcher in Freeplay on SoC? I installed that DOOM mod pack from the OP.
    Why would you need that? Brain Scorcher is turned off and so is X-16's emitter.
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  23. Post #8223
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    February 2006
    2,675 Posts
    Hey, can I get some help?

    I'm replaying CoP with Misery and I just grabbed the tool kit in the abandoned lumber camp. Took a while since it was heavily fogged and their seemed to be WAY more zombies than usual.

    Then, as soon as I grabbed the box, the skies cleared. Then I saw the orange/red hue.

    I tried all three abandoned building but apparently none are safe from blowouts. So my question is this: is there any places in the immediate vicinity that can act as shelters from blowouts? If not, then I gotta revert to a save and loose an hour of progress.

    Unrelated to above: How can you possibly make money in this game? I have a Mosin Nagant and I end up spending most of my money on ammo just to feed the thing. And the informant in Skadovsk only buys near perfect weapons. I don't remember CoP being so stingy with purchasing weapons in great conditions.
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  24. Post #8224
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    November 2010
    2,600 Posts
    So my question is this: is there any places in the immediate vicinity that can act as shelters from blowouts?.
    Head either across the pond to the caves under the Burnt farmstead or towards the Krug Antenna complex because there's a tunnel next to the swamp with the helicopters you can hide in.

    I have a Mosin Nagant and I end up spending most of my money on ammo just to feed the thing.
    Make more use out of pistols and shotguns in the beginning. Try to travel with stalkers / bandits so in the event of troubles, you don't have to shoot so much yourself and can loot the stalkers when they die.
    IIRC the convoy at the Preobrezhansky bridge also still has those ~200 5.45x39 rounds in the convoy cars and there are some AKS-74us you can sell for some profit. If a rifle is only slightly damaged (1 bar off) you can usually make small profit out of it by having it repaired at Cardan and then selling it.
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  25. Post #8225
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    February 2006
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    Head either across the pond to the caves under the Burnt farmstead or towards the Krug Antenna complex because there's a tunnel next to the swamp with the helicopters you can hide in.

    Make more use out of pistols and shotguns in the beginning. Try to travel with stalkers / bandits so in the event of troubles, you don't have to shoot so much yourself and can loot the stalkers when they die.
    IIRC the convoy at the Preobrezhansky bridge also still has those ~200 5.45x39 rounds in the convoy cars and there are some AKS-74us you can sell for some profit. If a rifle is only slightly damaged (1 bar off) you can usually make small profit out of it by having it repaired at Cardan and then selling it.
    Thanks. I'm not sure I have enough time for the pipe by the Krug Antenna, but I'll try for the farmstead.
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  26. Post #8226
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    It's been a great time with you guys. But this is where i take my leave.



    Thank you, and farewell, fellow STALKERs! I'll see you guys in 2014.
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  27. Post #8227
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    It's been a great time with you guys. But this is where i take my leave.



    Thank you, and farewell, fellow STALKERs! I'll see you guys in 2014.
    First Paravin, now Rikimaru.
    Why are they all leaving? :c
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  28. Post #8228
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    August 2006
    4,700 Posts
    So I downloaded the latest version of TFW, been playing as a loner. Few hours in I've made my way to Yantar, and someone tells me about a group of zombies sitting around at the back of the map with the fire anomaly and the psi field. I walk over there, easily headshotting two of the three with my sidearm due to zombies rarely giving a fuck in this game, and I walk up to the last one and

    I can talk to him.

    "How can I help you?"

    "Deliver items (9x18(x3))"

    "I brought what you asked f"

    and then he gunned me right the fuck down.

    I wonder if I would have had any way to get paid for that or if the game would crash, as you get paid by faction traders/leaders and, well, he was a zombie...
    You should have done it. He would have gave you some sausage as payment.
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  29. Post #8229
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    First Paravin, now Rikimaru.
    Why are they all leaving? :c
    My countries plugin says he's from Vietnam so I'll make wild guess and say it's military service.
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  30. Post #8230
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    "Tapasin tällasen jätkän oudossa oranssissa puvussa. Kutsu itteään haamuks, tiiä lie mikä sillä viiras."

    "Met this guy in a strange orange suit. Called himself Ghost, no idea what was wrong with him."



    "Mettästäessäni lonkerileukoja yksi niistä vältti aseen sihtejä aika pitkään. Sain sen kyllä lopulta mutta tämä oli useimmiten kaikki mitä näin siitä."

    "As I was hunting tentacle jaws, one of them managed to dodge the sights of my fun for a long while. I got it eventually but this is mostly all I could see on it."



    "Jahas, johan löytyi puku. Painavampi kuin se edellinen mutta kyllä vittu suojaa, rintaan ammuttiin kiväärillä eikä edes menny läpi. Tällä pysytään."

    "Oh wow, what a suit. Heavier than the previous one but fuck it protects well, got shot in the chest with a rifle and it didn't even penetrate it. I'm sticking with this one."



    "Löysin taas yhen Valon. Alkaa olemaan yleisempiä."

    "Found another "Light". They're getting more common."



    "Kieltäydyin tappamasta yhtä baarimikon määräämää kohdetta. Se oli ihan normijätkä, mikään ollu vikana. Piti pysähtyä juttelemaan näille ja setviä pää."

    "I refused to kill a target Barkeep ordered dead. He was the average stalker, nothing wrong with him. Had to stop at these bros and clear my head with them."



    "Korjaan edellistä blogimerkintää. Haamutyyppi kuoli. En tiedä mihin."

    "I take back a previous blog entry. That Ghost dude died. No idea what got him."



    "Siis....mitä?"

    "Er....what?"



    "Miten musta tuntuu että tänne meneminen on huono idea?"

    "How come I get a feeling entering this place is a bad idea?"



    "Aijaa, tällanen tyyppi löyty. Jotenkin alko päätä jyskyttämään, loppu kun ammuin sen maihin."

    "Oh, this fella turned up. Started to bang at my head but the feeling stopped when I shot it down."



    "Tää kellari oikein huutaa *pahisvenäläisten superlabra* eiks niin?"

    "This basement just screams *evil russian super laboratory* right?"



    "Mikä vittu tää paikka on, oikeesti?"

    "Seriously, what the fuck is this place?"



    "`Nää zombit oli täällä jostain syystä. Mitäköhän tää vipu tekee?"

    "All the zombies were here for some reason. Maybe this lever does something?"



    "Ai vittu että päätä särki kun vedin tuota. Tuli ihan karmea jyskytys kun se laite käynnisty. Juoksin pakoon ja ryömin labrasta ulos jonkinlaiseen jätetunneliin. Sieltä löysin taas uuden anomaalin. Nimetään tämä vaikka Aquaks...niinku vesi, hehe. Ai vittu tää migreeni on paha."

    "My head hurt like hell when I pulled that lever. There was a huge pulsing feeling as that thing got activated. I ran and crawled out of the lab. Managed to get into some sort of waste tunnel. Found another anomaly there. I'm gonna name this one Aqua, like water! Heh, fuck this migraine hurts. This is bad."



    "Meikä veti facepalmit kun näki tämän. Siis ei vittu, jättimäinen mutantti joka rysäyttää lievän maanjäristyksen tallomalla? Ei tää paikka voi olla totta."

    "I facepalmed when I saw this thing. I mean fucking hell, a gigantic mutant that creates small earthquakes by stomping? This shit can't be for real."



    "Toisaalta, ei oo mitään mitä lipas RK:sta ei ratkaisisi."

    "Then again, there's nothing a mag from my RK wouldn't solve."



    "Taas yksi Aqua."

    "'nother Aqua."



    "Ihmettelin saapuessani että mitä vittua täällä tapahtu. Mulle kerrottiin että jotenkin Yantarin laitoksessa ollu laite sammutettiin vähän aikaa sitten, joku random heebo meni pistää sen pois. Nyt se on taas päällä ja aiheuttaa jonkinlaisia myrskyjä jotka muuttaa ihmisiä zombeiksi. Ei vittu, tää on meikän harteilla. Paree olla kertomatta, saattais meinaan mulkasta mua pahasti."

    "I was wondering what the fuck happened when I arrived to this scene. Said that somehow the device in Yantar facility was disabled a while ago by some random stalker. Now it's miraculously online again and causes storms that zombify people. Fuck me, that's all on my shoulders. Better not tell them it was my fault, I mean, they might look at me with a bad eye if I do."



    "VITTU JES, BAARIIN TULI VIIMEINKIN MEIKÄN KOSSU!!!!!"

    "FUCK YEAH, MY BOOZE FINALLY ARRIVED TO THE BAR!!!"



    "Tajutessani sen laitteen käynnistämisen vakavuuden, päätin hipsiä vittuun baarista ja pitää jossain matalaa profiilia kunnes kohu vaimenee. Pääsin johonki ns. pimeään laaksoon. Täällä vasta roistoja riittääkin, mutta kuulin että jossain on maanalainen piilopaikka. Vaarallinen mutta kukaan ei kuulemma mene sinne. Kuulostaa justiinsa passelilta. Sisäänkäyntirakennus ei kyllä näytä hirveen lupaavalta."

    "As I realized how grave of a mistake it was to turn on the Yantar device, I decided to sneak the fuck away from the Bar and keep a low profile somewhere until the search of the guilty quiets down. I got to some place called Dark Valley. Bandits sure are plenty here, but I heard that there's some underground hideout around here. Dangerous, sure, but nobody apparently goes in there. Sounds just perfect for me. The ground level doesn't look promising, though."



    "Tais olla virhe tulla tänne, tää paikkahan on täysin yliajettu. Luulin että se olis joku tunnelikompleksi, täysin hylätty mutta ehei, se on salainen labra taas vittu vaihteeks. Sen lisäks täynnä tulta ja tappuraa mutanttien kera. Jippikayjei, vittu saatana."

    "I'm getting pretty sure that it was a mistake coming here, this shit's completely overrun. I imagined it to be some kind of tunnel complex, absolutely desolate but NOPE. It's a secret lab AGAIN and full of fire-spewing anomalies and mutants and...fuck. Yippiekay yay, motherfucker."



    "MITÄ MÄ SANOIN, TULTA JA VITTU TAPPURAA! NYT NÄÄ MUTANTITKIN ALKAA SYÖKSEMÄÄN TULTA."

    "WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY, FIRE-SPEWING ANOMALIES AND MUTANTS! EVEN THE MUTANTS TRY TO FRY ME."



    "Voi Luojan kiitos, rakas päivänvalo. Lyön vetoa että Sidorovich pystyy pitämään mut tutkan alla kunhan vaan maksan tarpeeks. Ainakin mua ei yritetä kärventää tai tehä psyykkistä lobotomiaa."

    "Oh thank God, dear daylight. I bet Sid can keep me off the radar as long as I pay enough for the service. At least I'm not the subject of intense fire or psychic lobotomy anymore."
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  31. Post #8231
    ClarkWasHere's Avatar
    March 2009
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    Sooo, about lab X8...


    Yeah, never will I continue the main story in my next CoP playthrough once I get into Pripyat.
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  32. Post #8232
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    August 2006
    4,700 Posts
    So many stalkers claimed. Let's drink to them.

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  33. Post #8233
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    So many stalkers claimed. Let's drink to them.

    NOPE.
    They've become one with the Monolith, it's a time for joy, not sorrow!
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  34. Post #8234
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,070 Posts
    Finally merged RMA 1.1 and Autumn Aurora for STALKER SoC in a Frankenstein of questionable reliability. So far it's looking good save for the almost constant grim dark weather, though that might be coming from my end and not from the mods files. Later on I'll also stick Dynamic Shaders in there.





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  35. Post #8235
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    By the way, would Autumn Auror work with Freelurk?

    Just wonderin'
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  36. Post #8236
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,119 Posts
    NOPE.
    They've become one with the Monolith, it's a time for joy, not sorrow!
    but we can still drink to them, right?
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  37. Post #8237
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    but we can still drink to them, right?
    Er...no.
    Let's just drink for drinking.
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  38. Post #8238
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    August 2009
    11,070 Posts
    Er...no.
    Let's just drink for drinking.
    But we drink for drinking all day along!
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  39. Post #8239
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    But we drink for drinking all day along!
    Exactly! Let's drink a round, on me!
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  40. Post #8240
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,417 Posts
    Found a fully loaded, 100% condition AK-74 on the ground in the Swamps in CS Redux. No bodies around or anything.

    Praise the Monolith!
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