1. Post #1361
    Exosel's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,760 Posts
    i'd rather make the newbies run through a minefield
    while naked
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  2. Post #1362
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,419 Posts
    Paravin is asleep. It's 02:23AM in Sweden so it ought to be something like 4AM in Estonia.

    We're safe.
    But doesn't he live in Latvia?
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  3. Post #1363
    Bionic Disabled Girl Railing Officer
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    August 2009
    4,394 Posts
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  4. Post #1364
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,129 Posts
    god damn it

    Edited:

    ohai new page
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  5. Post #1365
    Exosel's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,760 Posts
    We're safe... for now.
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  6. Post #1366
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    18,448 Posts
    We made it. Who have we lost?
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  7. Post #1367
    Bionic Disabled Girl Railing Officer
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    August 2009
    4,394 Posts
    flint
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  8. Post #1368
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    Zezibesh's Avatar
    May 2008
    18,959 Posts
    I fap to worse shit every day
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  9. Post #1369
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    20,111 Posts
    Quite surprised by Misery. Some things seem overly melodramatic (like the new/updated quest noise), and the stamina or lack thereof still bugs me. But goddamn does it generate an atmosphere. It does seem far more geared towards the highest end computers, which makes me sad :c
    It does run a whole lot better for me than SGM, though.
    Zombies seem legendarily stupid, more so than normal. At the sawmill, I just hid in the attic, aggroed them and watched as they entered the bottom floor single-file and headshotted them as they went in the door.
    That being said, I now find myself more often avoiding fights with mutants, being as I am sniper and more suited for things actually worth my ammo i.e. things that drop loot.

    Edited:

    It's also fairly difficult to tell what guns are worth looting and which are too damaged, so sometimes i'll find myself carrying a decent gun for sale, only to find it's marginally too damaged to be of value :/
    What would I be well advised to focus on looting, other than artifacts?

    Edited:

    Oh, found the Obrez. That gun never fails to amuse me when I see it, no matter where

    Edited:

    For some reason, all the guns zoom out slightly when I go into ironsights, and there's minor arm clipping. I'm guessing I was expected to change the FOV.
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  10. Post #1370
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,129 Posts
    Quite surprised by Misery. Some things seem overly melodramatic (like the new/updated quest noise), and the stamina or lack thereof still bugs me. But goddamn does it generate an atmosphere. It does seem far more geared towards the highest end computers, which makes me sad :c
    It does run a whole lot better for me than SGM, though.
    Zombies seem legendarily stupid, more so than normal. At the sawmill, I just hid in the attic, aggroed them and watched as they entered the bottom floor single-file and headshotted them as they went in the door.
    That being said, I now find myself more often avoiding fights with mutants, being as I am sniper and more suited for things actually worth my ammo i.e. things that drop loot.

    Edited:

    It's also fairly difficult to tell what guns are worth looting and which are too damaged, so sometimes i'll find myself carrying a decent gun for sale, only to find it's marginally too damaged to be of value :/
    What would I be well advised to focus on looting, other than artifacts?

    Edited:

    Oh, found the Obrez. That gun never fails to amuse me when I see it, no matter where
    made me google the obrez (cba to download Misery)
    oh my god it's so TINY
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  11. Post #1371
    Chrispy_645's Avatar
    November 2010
    449 Posts
    oh god what is it
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  12. Post #1372
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,626 Posts
    I have to go to X18 now. I've heard that it's the scariest thing ever, so any tips?
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  13. Post #1373
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,859 Posts
    Stop posting while I'm slumbering! I wake up to 6 pages of new posts and someone's already posted what I was going to say so I'm eterni-late.

    #firstworldproblems

    Edited:

    I have to go to X18 now. I've heard that it's the scariest thing ever, so any tips?
    You won't need much ammo, there's only a handful of enemies but their placement makes it scary, you only really need a pistol.

    Edited:

    Also, am I considered a lurked? I used to be a very active poster, but not so much nowadays.
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  14. Post #1374
    Exosel's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,760 Posts
    Also, am I considered a lurked? I used to be a very active poster, but not so much nowadays.
    Not really, you post often and most people seem to know you.
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  15. Post #1375
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    20,111 Posts
    I now often find myself fighting to save Stalkers at considerable expense to my medical supplies merely because they can transport me to places so much quicker.

    Edited:

    Bandits refuse to lead me to places, so they usually end up getting sneak attacked by me to see if they have something I need.
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  16. Post #1376
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    Doneeh's Avatar
    August 2006
    4,705 Posts
    Damn, good thing I took an anabiotic, or else I might've never survived that emission.
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  17. Post #1377
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,626 Posts
    So, how many bloodsuckers will there be at the "Find the Family Rifle" mission?
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  18. Post #1378
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    PaChIrA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,769 Posts
    So, how many bloodsuckers will there be at the "Find the Family Rifle" mission?
    Well that depends on the mod you have, if you are playing vanilla I remember only 1-2 and atleast 1 of them can be avoided.
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  19. Post #1379
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    20,111 Posts
    The mutant sounds taken from the L4D1 and 2 special infected are rather annoying and out-of-place, will, fix that later.

    EDIT:

    Saved Petruha, only to have what I can only assume to be some sort of lightning or psi storm start. Had to run my ass all the way back to Skadovsk because I can't remember if inside the dredge station is a safe zone. Probably not.
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  20. Post #1380
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    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,805 Posts
    That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen.

    The first 2 thirds of the page was just about stalker bros.
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  21. Post #1381
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    20,111 Posts
    That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen.

    The first 2 thirds of the page was just about stalker bros.
    New (at least, one I hadn't seen before) picture by Crisis, so wasn't too bad
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  22. Post #1382
    Dennab
    September 2011
    3,417 Posts
    You know you're putting your heart into it when you take your hand off the pen and notice how much your hand hurts.
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  23. Post #1383
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,129 Posts
    I like how if I take a screenshot from misery and average out all the colours, I just get grey and brown
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  24. Post #1384
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    Saza's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,096 Posts
    I've been playing so much stalker over the past week since I got Clear Sky that in any game that has a sprint I keep hitting X to sprint instead of the usual shift
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  25. Post #1385
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    page 34 and stalker bros 2012 discussion on the same page.
    oh man i hope this 34 doesn't blow like last 34.
    here have some snork porn i found in 5 seconds
    hell id jerk off to it
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  26. Post #1386
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    JustGman's Avatar
    December 2005
    6,058 Posts
    That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen.
    i expected more, last thread we had a story about a stalker getting faceraped to near-death and killing himself with a grenade.
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  27. Post #1387
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    ps i know theres a video of kruglov freaking out over the blowout but i cant find it

    WOW OK
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  28. Post #1388
    Exosel's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,760 Posts
    hell id jerk off to it
    snork booty
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  29. Post #1389
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,859 Posts
    snork booty


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  30. Post #1390
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,626 Posts
    Is there an L-85 (IL-86) in SoC without a scope? The scope is getting on my nerves.
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  31. Post #1391
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    December 2011
    330 Posts
    Alright so I'm in freeplay in SGM 2.1, but I can't seem to get to the Army Warehouses or the other SHoC levels. There's no level transition markers on the map either.

    What'd I miss?
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  32. Post #1392
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    [Green], I pass my throne on to you. Go on and make me proud. Let the page 34 horrors never die out.
    I know I'm late but holy shit.
    It's my dream come true.

    Also stalker bros. Fuck yes.
    And muukkis, nice Miseryquest.


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    [h2]I MISSED P34, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT[/h2]

    I guess I'll post three stories in P69 then.
    Prepare for rape, shit and gore. A lot of them.
       'cause i have a lot of ideas for poltergeists. A lot.   
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  33. Post #1393
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,859 Posts
    I don't know where this is going but I'm going to take my barby cock out anyway.
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  34. Post #1394
    Exosel's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,760 Posts
    I don't know where this is going but I'm going to take my barby cock out anyway.
    Prepare for rape, shit and gore. A lot of them.
       'cause i have a lot of ideas for poltergeists. A lot.   
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  35. Post #1395
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    Mericet's Avatar
    May 2010
    963 Posts
    Investigating the dredge station for Beard was a good way of finding out what Misery is all about. Nothing exceptional happened up until Tuna asked me for the ship's wheel and his friends showed up. We talked for a second and because my loadout consisted of a scopeless Mosin-Nagant and a shitty GSh 18, I gave up the artefact.

    Suddenly drawing the pistol and shooting one of his friends would have been so much cooler if it hadn't taken me five seconds to get a bead on his head due to aiming causing the camera to zoom out (thank you 'default' FOV option), and as a result, the other stalker hiding in the barge's wheelhouse shot me in the gut before I stunned him with the GSh and opened his throat with a knife. Some of you already know that medkits mitigate bleeding and restore a small portion of health in Misery, but nothing more, so that left me moving at a snails pace. Which didn't help for the next bit.

    Apparently, Tuna runs into the tall grass like a little bitch if you don't kill him first, so that left me limping, near death and with nothing but a rifle which helpfully zooms out when aimed. I took about three shots into the tall grass, hobbled over to each spot and amazingly, one of them had actually hit him.

    After relieving him of the wheel, my reward money went to buying a WW2 scope, a handful of bullets and uninstalling Misery so I could try a different loadout. Never got around to that last part.
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  36. Post #1396
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
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    Investigating the dredge station for Beard was a good way of finding out what Misery is all about. Nothing exceptional happened up until Tuna asked me for the ship's wheel and his friends showed up. We talked for a second and because my loadout consisted of a scopeless Mosin-Nagant and a shitty GSh 18, I gave up the artefact.

    Suddenly drawing the pistol and shooting one of his friends would have been so much cooler if it hadn't taken me five seconds to get a bead on his head due to aiming causing the camera to zoom out (thank you 'default' FOV option), and as a result, the other stalker hiding in the barge's wheelhouse shot me in the gut before I stunned him with the GSh and opened his throat with a knife. Some of you already know that medkits mitigate bleeding and restore a small portion of health in Misery, but nothing more, so that left me moving at a snails pace. Which didn't help for the next bit.

    Apparently, Tuna runs into the tall grass like a little bitch if you don't kill him first, so that left me limping, near death and with nothing but a rifle which helpfully zooms out when aimed. I took about three shots into the tall grass, hobbled over to each spot and amazingly, one of them had actually hit him.

    My reward money went to buying a WW2 scope, a handful of bullets and uninstalling Misery so I could try a different loadout. Never got around to that last part.
    Such is life in misery.
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  37. Post #1397
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    Mericet's Avatar
    May 2010
    963 Posts
    Such is life in misery.
    You made the Recon and his VSK sound like a better choice. Sniping in CoP without pouring thousands into upping accuracy and reducing recoil is almost all luck, whereas weapon damage against most enemies is a simple matter of calibre and ammo type. And 5.45 is much easier to get hold of from traders and in the field.

    Speaking of ammo and damage, I'm running SGM 2.1 now and the only way to kill mutants is either sawed off shotguns with dumdum ammo in both weapon slots, a burst-fire .45 pistol I found or 9x18 hollow points in the MP-5 "Octopus". Not going after any pseudogiants, nope.
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  38. Post #1398
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    You made the Recon and his VSK sound like a better choice. Sniping in CoP without pouring thousands into upping accuracy and reducing recoil is almost all luck, whereas weapon damage against most enemies is a simple matter of calibre and ammo type. And 5.45 is much easier to get hold of from traders and in the field.

    Speaking of ammo and damage, I'm running SGM 2.1 now and the only way to kill mutants is either sawed off shotguns with dumdum ammo in both weapon slots, a burst-fire .45 pistol I found or 9x18 hollow points in the MP-5 "Octopus". Not going after any pseudogiants, nope.
    The VSK is a ridiculously good weapon in early game. Although it's first 9x39 ammo which is stupidly hard to get, once you get fine and basic tools just up reliability and change the calibre.

    The mod doesn't remove the ammo dump on the sawmill's tool house attic or the gravitational anomaly bridge's containers/cars.

    Those are great sources of 5.45 ammo as well as an AKS/74U which is a legitimate option for a Recon. Sadly, the VSK fully upgraded just outmatches any weapon. It's accurate, powerful as fuck and can defeat enemies at any range.
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  39. Post #1399
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    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,805 Posts
    looky at what i found
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  40. Post #1400
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    The lightning is a bit too weird and it makes a lot of things hard to see. Other than that, it's cool.

    Also if I ever get around to making a stalker fan movie this motherfucker's gonna serve as a great recording site:



    Sure, it got set on fire, blown up multiple times and got blocked off by a mine field, but hey, a destroyed underground military airport is just begging to serve as an X-lab.
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