[Blueplastic]

yes

Edited:

On topic: Singed is beast

[Fancy Cakes]

I wouldn't, not being interested in sex and and such.

I'd probably offer her some hot chocolate and something to eat, though. That's a long trip to make, and it's cold.

[nikomo]

Fancy Cakes posted:

I wouldn't, not being interested in sex and and such.

bull

[tieto]

What are the new f2p champs?

[TheForeigner]

tieto posted:

What are the new f2p champs?

malzahar, hes the new yorick but more op

[Flubadoo]

TehWoodPcker posted:

While i agree.

BUT

Chance to score with:

Left = 0
Right = 0

They are on your computer screen, neither is more real to you.

Does it really matter?

i can fap to both though

[nikomo]

Flubadoo posted:

i can fap to both though

amen

[TheForeigner]

no one expects voidlings to have 300+ ad and malz be tanky as fuck

[Fancy Cakes]

Reply button ain't working, ugh.

What are the new f2p champs?

Kassadin, Master Yi, Rammus, Singed, Taric, Malzahar, Miss Fortune, Caitlyn, Talon, Fizz.

...Fuck going mid this week unless I'm drinking.

bull

Nah, truths. Very, very, very, very low sex drive, if it at all exists... Now I've gotta think: Who's the biggest whore of all the Champions?

[Flubadoo]

Evelynn.

Have you seen her chinese art? She's floating in fucking perfume, I can smell the pixels.

[Fancy Cakes]

I was actually considering Taric. Something about him just screams whore... but a dignified one, with standards. Which is why I love him.

[rysunles]

Flubadoo posted:

i can fap to both though

I can fap to you.

[Nintendo-Guy]

ezreal

[Jund]

Gunblade is too stronk on Shyvana

pewpew

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[Fancy Cakes]

Is it really that good on her? A Trinity Force seems more worthwhile to me.

[Flubadoo]

rysunles posted:

I can fap to you.

most people can

Edited:

Fancy Cakes posted:

Is it really that good on her? A Trinity Force seems more worthwhile to me.

gunblade sucks on pretty much everyone

and jund no wits end on shyv, #1 noob

[Jund]

I don't get Triforce on her since her Q's cd is too high to make effective use of it

Her W has a long cd and using E to proc is awkward

I like the guaranteed slow of F Mallet because she doesn't have any cc

Edited:

Flubadoo posted:

and jund no wits end on shyv, #1 noob

ogm scrub if you wanna fight we'll take it outside

[venn178]

Jund posted:

Gunblade is too stronk on Shyvana

pewpew

Edited:

All that health and no atmas

Ahaha.

[Fancy Cakes]

I don't get Triforce on her since her Q's cd is too high to make effective use of it

But her Q's cooldown is lowered with every basic attack, and the Zeal component means more of them happen. And stuffs.

[Jund]

Fancy Cakes posted:

But her Q's cooldown is lowered with every basic attack, and the Zeal component means more of them happen. And stuffs.

Guess I'll try it again

Gunblade's active should be a decent enough slow

A shame about the mana, but whatever

Edited:

venn178 posted:

All that health and no atmas

Ahaha.

I wasn't worried about their AD in the slightest, so I was just going to get Madreds

[rysunles]

Are we ever going to have achievements on LoL?

[Fancy Cakes]

Are we ever going to have achievements on LoL?

If we do, there needs to be one named "Get Dunked"

[rysunles]

Fancy Cakes posted:

If we do, there needs to be one named "Get Dunked"

"Lose as Xin" would be one of the hardest.

[Fancy Cakes]

I believe you mean "Win as Xin"

[Nintendo-Guy]

xin is shit

[Flubadoo]

xin zhao
win zhao
win nhao

back in the day when xin was not utter shit, I had nearly 200 games as him

Edited:

even made a 4k word guide for him

Edited:

give him scaling pls riot, wukong basically is the same thing as xin (seriously look at the things they do) but with an escape and scaling

Edited:

and a similarly good early game

[Fancy Cakes]

Screw it. I'm going to buy Xin and try to have fun.

Also everyone around me reeks of weed. RELEVANT.

[Flubadoo]

idk why people complain about xin pubstomp, since building dps-anything can pubstomp. dps wukong, dps irelia, dps jarvan... they all are better than your standard dps xin

and building him tanky dps now sucks

Edited:

also max e on xin or else i murder u with stick

[Fancy Cakes]

R > E > Q > W is the skill order I would imagine.

[Flubadoo]

you would've been better off getting wukong

hell he's even more fun than xin

[Blueplastic]

Flubadoo posted:

you would've been better off getting wukong

hell he's even more fun than xin

ahahaghaha

[Flubadoo]

hey

nocturne's even funner

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feel like trying laneturne sometime soon

don't see why not

[Blueplastic]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA I'M CHOKING

Edited:

Should I buy Natalia y/n?

[Fancy Cakes]

you would've been better off getting wukong

hell he's even more fun than xin

I kinda want to just sing Mulan songs and scream with every attack at my friends.

I already speak like I'm in True Grit when I play TF (High Noon Skin), and my last game with Volibear consisted of a lot of snarling.

[Nintendo-Guy]

wukong is a billion times more fun than xin buesplatict stop being dumb

[Blueplastic]

I declare this page as the comedy page

[Flubadoo]

Blueplastic posted:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA I'M CHOKING

Edited:

Should I buy Natalia y/n?

you think ryze is fun but nocturd isnt?

pls no

[Blueplastic]

Flubadoo posted:

you think ryze is fun but nocturd isnt?

pls no

   because he is   

[Flubadoo]

ryze = smash face on de keyboard

gg dont even do anything

slow as hell
no raping

[venn178]

Jund posted:

Guess I'll try it again

Gunblade's active should be a decent enough slow

A shame about the mana, but whatever

Edited:



I wasn't worried about their AD in the slightest, so I was just going to get Madreds

Gunblade seems so useless on her. Metagolem that shit or something.

I always go Wriggles/Mallet/Mercs/Wits/Atmas/Guardian Angel

Edited:

Flubadoo posted:

ryze = smash face on de keyboard

gg dont even do anything

slow as hell
no raping

His insta cage is satisfying though.