1. Post #561
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    November 2007
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    Doc. Scratch.
    oh lord this is just so sufficiently grave

    Edited:

    Too old. Would guess it'd be more gentlemanly, less raspy, more soothing and perfect.

    Somebody said Freaky Fred from Courage, which I believe as accurate in the tone of the voice. Someone else said Gman, which makes more sense in reference to subject matter, as long as you get rid of the stuttering. I'd say Gman sans stutter/quirks is the closest to what Hussie intended.

    the question is, Jack Noir headcanon??
    humphrey bogart jack noir headcanon forever
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  2. Post #562
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    Still saying Doc Scratch should have more of an English Accent.
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  3. Post #563
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    January 2008
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    what if all the characters that we think should have English accents, do end up having them, but not like high-class gentlemanly english accents but sound like total chavs

    just imagine

    Jake English, with a chavvy as fuck accent

    "Oi strider, yah fuckin' prick, wheres mah hundred quid"
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  4. Post #564
    Pomf =3
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    October 2008
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    no please god no

    the only one allowed to talk like that IS jake english
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  5. Post #565
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  6. Post #566
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  7. Post #567
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
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  8. Post #568
    I can't think of a good title.
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  9. Post #569
    WHOA HEY GUYS HUGE FUCKING TEXT HERE
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    So I decided that the Prospitian Senator's real name is Jase Fair.

    It was originally Jase Nile to synonymous Jack Noir's initials but then that's silly because Nile doesn't seem to do anything with color white. The word Fair is synonymous with White.
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  10. Post #570
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
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  11. Post #571
    I can't think of a good title.
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    May 2010
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    Update. And the glasses must be prototyped. It is a thing that must happen.

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    So I decided that the Prospitian Senator's real name is Jase Fair.

    It was originally Jase Nile to synonymous Jack Noir's initials but then that's silly because Nile doesn't seem to do anything with color white. The word Fair is synonymous with White.
    Jase Blanc?
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  12. Post #572
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
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    AR: You know pi?
    TT: What, you mean the number?
    AR: Yes, the number. The big circle number, genius.
    TT: I knew you meant the fucking number, my question was a joke.
    AR: I know your question was a joke, my response was a joke.
    TT: Yeah, I know that. I'm practically you, dumbass. All these things we're saying are jokes, including this fuckin' useless clarification.
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  13. Post #573
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    August 2008
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    MSPAchan returned.
    This is 4 days late

    Alright guys, here's our first submission! Roxy's Theme: Wisest Wizord

    This is awesome
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  14. Post #574
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    November 2007
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    the autoresponder owns

    been looking forward to watching dirk talk to himself for a while now
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  15. Post #575
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    January 2012
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    so lemme get this straight

    your thought process was

    "Hmm, this thread made it through 13 iterations in GD, and no one has thought to mention it should be in the MS section? Perhaps there's a reason for that? NAHHHH"
    I disagree, that is not at all my thought process at that time at all, Mister. My thought process was,
    "Hey, there is a MS Paint section, and here is a thread about No MS paint drawings with the name MS Paint Adventures in General Discussion, maybe I should troll these guys for the hell of it. And I did. :P Bu dont worry, I wasnt Serious about it. I am a troll in learning. Going to Troll University in Morrowing, and I have Mr. Trollsalot as my teacher.

    (User was banned for this post (""Trolling"? More like backpedalling. Five bans and seven locked threads in your first month, get your shit together" - Dragon))
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  16. Post #576
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    October 2010
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    Ahaha who gives a shit, its just a dumb assumption.
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  17. Post #577
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    I disagree, that is not at all my thought process at that time at all, Mister. My thought process was,
    "Hey, there is a MS Paint section, and here is a thread about No MS paint drawings with the name MS Paint Adventures in General Discussion, maybe I should troll these guys for the hell of it. And I did. :P Bu dont worry, I wasnt Serious about it. I am a troll in learning. Going to Troll University in Morrowing, and I have Mr. Trollsalot as my teacher.
    Why would you do that in facepunch of all pla- oh, you're new here.
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  18. Post #578
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    I disagree, that is not at all my thought process at that time at all, Mister. My thought process was,
    "Hey, there is a MS Paint section, and here is a thread about No MS paint drawings with the name MS Paint Adventures in General Discussion, maybe I should troll these guys for the hell of it. And I did. :P Bu dont worry, I wasnt Serious about it. I am a troll in learning. Going to Troll University in Morrowing, and I have Mr. Trollsalot as my teacher.
    ok well have fun and good luck, see you on the other side
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  19. Post #579
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    I disagree, that is not at all my thought process at that time at all, Mister. My thought process was,
    "Hey, there is a MS Paint section, and here is a thread about No MS paint drawings with the name MS Paint Adventures in General Discussion, maybe I should troll these guys for the hell of it. And I did. :P Bu dont worry, I wasnt Serious about it. I am a troll in learning. Going to Troll University in Morrowing, and I have Mr. Trollsalot as my teacher.
    Hey, I have a store that sells bikes that only move backwards. Perhaps you'd like one, as you already seem proficiant at operating them.
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  20. Post #580
    hOnK :o)
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    I disagree, that is not at all my thought process at that time at all, Mister. My thought process was,
    "Hey, there is a MS Paint section, and here is a thread about No MS paint drawings with the name MS Paint Adventures in General Discussion, maybe I should troll these guys for the hell of it. And I did. :P Bu dont worry, I wasnt Serious about it. I am a troll in learning. Going to Troll University in Morrowing, and I have Mr. Trollsalot as my teacher.
    Watch out guys, we've got a genius over here.

    I would post the image macro but I don't want to get banned.
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  21. Post #581
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    Also GJ spelling Morrowind with a g.
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  22. Post #582
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    June 2010
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    i always read "ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo" not as a laugh but as it is typed out, and dry.
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  23. Post #583
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    September 2007
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    Heh, just noticed that the horse on Dirk's desktop background is an actual statue outside of an airport in Denver. I've seen it in person, its eyes really do glow like that, and it's anatomically correct. I did a quick google search and apparently it killed the artist who made it when it fell on him. I really am looking forward to the end of the creepy horse stuff.
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  24. Post #584
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    -snip, will post later, images not working because of some kind of fuckall-
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  25. Post #585
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    August 2011
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    http://homestuckballoonparty.tumblr.com/
    This is incredibly silly, but funny.
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  26. Post #586
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    Update
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  27. Post #587
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    October 2010
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    http://homestuckballoonparty.tumblr.com/
    This is incredibly silly, but funny.
    It's, it's just panels of homestuck with balloons pasted on top.
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  28. Post #588
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    Time for "the talk"
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  29. Post #589
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    Time for "the talk"
    Judging by this pesterlog I have a feeling that Dirk might not have man love for Jake. Auto-Responder might have just made that up to serve his own plans.
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  30. Post #590
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    Time for "the talk"
    Birds, meet Bees.
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  31. Post #591
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    Judging by this pesterlog I have a feeling that Dirk might not have man love for Jake. Auto-Responder might have just made that up to serve his own plans.
    I sort of suspected that. Let's see how this'll play out
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  32. Post #592
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    Does anyone else notice Hussie making fun of shippers here?

    Because I do and it's fucking magnificent
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  33. Post #593
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    February 2010
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    Does anyone else notice Hussie making fun of shippers here?

    Because I do and it's fucking magnificent
    I still stand by my theory that a big reason troll romance/biology was set up the way it was was to fuck with shippers

    Edited:

    It just seems like something hussie'd do
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  34. Post #594
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
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  35. Post #595
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    November 2009
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    Oh my god what is this magnificent thing from I can't breathe.
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  36. Post #596
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    what is this FROM?
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  37. Post #597
    <3 Strike Witches <3
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    May 2008
    14,432 Posts
    Angel Beats, it reeks of mediocre but i guess it had some good points.
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  38. Post #598
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    February 2011
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    Am I the only one whose patience is running thin with Dirk? He's just not that interesting, especially when you compare him to Dave and Rose, who he seems to be a combination of.
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  39. Post #599
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
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    These conversations between him and the autoresponder are hilarious though
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  40. Post #600
    Dirk's pretty fucking boring and not really at all what I hoped
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