[Neat!]

swift and shift posted:

get a job and hit the gym

advice of the year all years

it's hard but way worth it

[Alyx Zark]

Ataxia posted:

Models etc... besides, any real guy like that probably doesn't have interest in an overweight chick that has -$31 in her chequing account.

If you're not happy with yourself, it's going to be a lot harder for anyone else to be. You don't need a perfect body to attract someone decent.

The problem is that a lot of people want to date models while they should be looking at people in their own "league". I've noticed a lot of unattractive people who insist on chasing people far beyond their means and then complaining about being alone.

Lower your standards or lose the weight. Simple.

[Splurgy_A]

starpoo90 posted:

I don't want children since they're expensive and just disappoint you when you get older.

What are you talking about? So long as my kids grew up to be nice people, they'd never disappoint me. Even if their greatest ambition was to work in McDonalds, so long as they were happy, good people I'd be proud of them. Admittedly, I'd be more proud if they cured cancer, but I'd still be proud of them if they turned out ok.

Atta|To|End posted:

What does manly mean? Doing the dishes and gardening aren't even in the animal realm, what right do we have classifying them as specific sex roles? Also, what makes a man manly besides not sounding like a girl?

I figured out my problem...
I hate men that are illogical

Don't be so facetious. You know full well what manly men means, it means men who conform to the stereotypical norm of masculinity. We could break it down and start listing off things that make up that stereotype (good with cars, doesn't freak out at a spider, plays sports) but you know what we mean when we say "manly men".

Ataxia posted:

This right here is half the reason I don't date guys... no real men left in the world =\

Wearing a suit does not make you a real man. There's plenty of awkward spotty geeks who think wearing a suit will make them classy, when in fact it makes them look stupid (I'm looking at you, weird American guy on campus who walks around in a top hat and a three piece suit). There's a time and a place for suits and wearing a suit every day is inappropriate if you don't do a job that requires suits.
There's plenty of men who wear "swag" but if you're really fixated on blokes in suits just go to a big city. The amount of "real men" in London on a Thursday night when all the city bankers go out drinking with their workmates is very high. If you live in a flyover state in America, naturally you're not going to see as many "classy gents" but that doesn't mean there's no real men left in the world.

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marvincmarvin posted:

I can't stand happy people.

If being sad makes you happy, more power to you I guess.

[HorizoN]

Ataxia posted:

Models etc... besides, any real guy like that probably doesn't have interest in an overweight chick that has -$31 in her chequing account.

Then lose the weight and get a bloody job.

They're like growing on trees.

[Neat!]

Splurgy_A posted:

What are you talking about? So long as my kids grew up to be nice people, they'd never disappoint me. Even if their greatest ambition was to work in McDonalds, so long as they were happy, good people I'd be proud of them. Admittedly, I'd be more proud if they cured cancer, but I'd still be proud of them if they turned out ok.

Don't be so facetious. You know full well what manly men means, it means men who conform to the stereotypical norm of masculinity. We could break it down and start listing off things that make up that stereotype (good with cars, doesn't freak out at a spider, plays sports) but you know what we mean when we say "manly men".

Wearing a suit does not make you a real man. There's plenty of awkward spotty geeks who think wearing a suit will make them classy, when in fact it makes them look stupid (I'm looking at you, weird American guy on campus who walks around in a top hat and a three piece suit). There's a time and a place for suits and wearing a suit every day is inappropriate if you don't do a job that requires suits.
There's plenty of men who wear "swag" but if you're really fixated on blokes in suits just go to a big city. The amount of "real men" in London on a Thursday night when all the city bankers go out drinking with their workmates is very high. If you live in a flyover state in America, naturally you're not going to see as many "classy gents" but that doesn't mean there's no real men left in the world.

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If being sad makes you happy, more power to you I guess.

you're good with advice

[ForgottenKane]

Funion posted:

guys what do you use to shave

ive been using disposable razors and these pieces of shit take 30 mins just to clear my pubes
are electric razors any better


also the itchyness sucks but i don't think that's avoidable

Electric razor with a guard really helps. The itchiness doesn't come and it's very fast. But afterwords your pubes are ALL over the room.

Edited:

I hate manly men, it seems so unsanitary to me for some reason. I prefer cute little cuddly wuddly bois~ :3

[swift and shift]

cheap disposable 50 cent razer + running water is all you need

[ForgottenKane]

I tried that once.

Blood, blood everywhere.

[Neat!]

ForgottenKane posted:

Electric razor with a guard really helps. The itchiness doesn't come and it's very fast. But afterwords your pubes are ALL over the room.

Edited:

I hate manly men, it seems so unsanitary to me for some reason. I prefer cute little cuddly wuddly bois~ :3

>:(

i thought what we had was special

[Spycrabz]

I like semi-tall men, but still shorter than me, with long-ish preferably blonde hair, slender to slightly muscular build. A bit boyish but not full on twink, I like a bit of manliness to balance it out. Suits are very nice too, if worn appropriately.

Despite me being picky as fuck my boyfriend still fits most of these

[GhostProject]

I'd like to be shorter than my partner.

[l l]

first day of work on my new position wish me luck

[Spycrabz]

GhostProject posted:

I'd like to be shorter than my partner.

I like them to be a bit shorter.

Dominance yo.

[Neat!]

i like guys to be around my height, but just a tad shorter than me. me being six foot two, it isn't hard to find people like this

i like my guys to be almost a full on twink, yet still a tad boyish (because i need something to relate to, be being the full on manly man man that i am) and liking guns is a major plus. But that's me being picky, the perfect person is one who accepts me for who i am.

[KorJax]

Wish we had a gym where I am moving this month. Instead id have to pay huge amounts of money for one if I were to go, for something I would only have motivation to use during the summer when I have more than 1-2 days free with no homework/school/work

[redback3]

swift and shift posted:

cheap disposable 50 cent razer + running water is all you need

I need to use cream, otherwise blood and razor burns.

My exam went really well, I was shitting myself for 10 minutes then I got writing for a full 2 1/2 hours and did 9 pages...I think a bath is in order c: x

[cheetahben]

Even with cream and all that shit, I just can't seem to shave all of the hair off. My face is really patchy.

Do I just need a new razor?

[GhostProject]

Yeah, sounds like it.

[EvilSkydiver]

swift and shift posted:

cheap disposable 50 cent razer + running water is all you need

I hate having to shave everyday, if I dont do it right I always get razor burn.

[Jocke]

the fuck is this shit? I need shemales

[mikeyt493]

go away

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Ataxia posted:

This right here is half the reason I don't date guys... no real men left in the world =\

approx. 100% chance this was made by a fedora wearing skinny nerd with shit glasses and a bad fitting suit cos he has that whole backwards holier than thou superiority complex where he thinks actually cool people aren't cool at all and he isn't popular so doesn't like them, and still clings onto trying to look like Humphrey Bogart but is so far off he just looks super terrible

[Atta|To|End]

Class is for non-realistic, benign assholes.

A man who thinks he is bigger than other men needs to go to the cemetery, and pick up a handful of dirt to realize what life really is.

I want a man who plants plants.

Also, a man who takes cold showers to save on power

[mikeyt493]

Also loving how he deliberately picked ones with silly designs for the "boys" to make them look dumb (even tho they still look p cool) nice bias creator!!

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Atta|To|End posted:

Class is for non-realistic, benign assholes.

A man who thinks he is bigger than other men needs to go to the cemetery, and pick up a handful of dirt to realize what life really is.

I want a man who plants plants.

Me and my friend are growing strawberries just now lol gonna start proper kitting out his garden to grow fruit and veg soon

[HorizoN]

Jocke posted:

the fuck is this shit? I need shemales

get out

Edited:

my aunt grows strawberries.

they're delicious as fuck

[Atta|To|End]

HorizoN posted:

get out

Edited:

my aunt grows strawberries.

they're delicious as fuck

Whoever doesn't grow plants is an asshole. I mean, unless you live in Alaska, but seriously... at least put one by your windows. Or get a terrarium with shade loving plants, or a coleus to sit in the corner of your apartment. It ain't THAT hard.

Also a man who shops at good will.

Edited:

And finally... what's a shemale?

There is only one mixed up human I'd date, and it's Chers transvestite son.

[EvilSkydiver]

Atta|To|End posted:

Class is for non-realistic, benign assholes.

A man who thinks he is bigger than other men needs to go to the cemetery, and pick up a handful of dirt to realize what life really is.

I want a man who plants plants.

Also, a man who takes cold showers to save on power

I don't think I'm better than anyone, but I do like to look classy every now and again.

[Irockz]

Neat! posted:

i like guys to be around my height, but just a tad shorter than me. me being six foot two, it isn't hard to find people like this

i like my guys to be almost a full on twink, yet still a tad boyish (because i need something to relate to, be being the full on manly man man that i am) and liking guns is a major plus. But that's me being picky, the perfect person is one who accepts me for who i am.

<3 ?

[Broguts]

Neat! posted:

i like guys to be around my height, but just a tad shorter than me. me being six foot two, it isn't hard to find people like this

i like my guys to be almost a full on twink, yet still a tad boyish (because i need something to relate to, be being the full on manly man man that i am) and liking guns is a major plus. But that's me being picky, the perfect person is one who accepts me for who i am.

How old are you?

[Benlecyborg]

Alyx Zark posted:

This is when I realized that I haven't met any fat gay guys before. Everyone I've met seems to fall under the fem type of being short and sort of scrawny. It's a bit odd. I know they exist but...where are they?!?!

Here I am.

[Neat!]

Broguts posted:

How old are you?

18

Irockz posted:

<3 ?

<3

[Broguts]

Neat! posted:

18

Dammit why are all the good ones too old.

[Neat!]

Broguts posted:

Dammit why are all the good ones too old.

it'll still work~<3

[Nintendo-Guy]

Broguts posted:

Dammit why are all the good ones too old.

more like why is everyone here so young

[mikeyt493]

Broguts posted:

Dammit why are all the good ones too old.

lol how old are you

[Broguts]

mikeyt493 posted:

lol how old are you

15, 16 in three months.

[Benlecyborg]

Wouldn't consider 2 ~ 3 years "too old"

[SpaceGhost]

Neat! posted:

i like guys to be around my height, but just a tad shorter than me. me being six foot two, it isn't hard to find people like this

i like my guys to be almost a full on twink, yet still a tad boyish (because i need something to relate to, be being the full on manly man man that i am) and liking guns is a major plus. But that's me being picky, the perfect person is one who accepts me for who i am.

I like guns~ also 3000th post.

[Neat!]

SpaceGhost posted:

I like guns~ also 3000th post.

*blush*

[Calkkuna]

Guns looks really cool.
And the idea of spewing small metal pieces accurately is pretty cool.

[Hell_Kyrone]

starpoo90 posted:

I don't want children since they're expensive and just disappoint you when you get older.

Although, some pro-adoption commercial made me question my desires.

I wouldn't want a surrogate baby though, these genes need to end (so much...unkawaiiness).

Then you make them sew clothes!