1. Post #7361
    Gold Member
    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
    12,686 Posts
    i can't make this shit up


    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/inte...ained-in-manga

    ASCII Media Works ' Dengeki Online website began serializing the Oshiete! Mordin-sensei! (Teach me! Professor Mordin!) this month to explain the Mass Effect role-playing game franchise's story. The manga artist Michiru Michi is drawing the series that places the science-fiction games' characters in a school setting. The website posted the series' second part on Thursday.
    The manga aims to explain the franchise's scenario and introduce the games' characters and races before the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 game Mass Effect 3 ships in Japan on March 15. In the manga's story, the asari alien Liara appears as a schoolgirl, and the game's main character Commander Shepard is a gym teacher.


    you can look at it here (no english translation)

    http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/01/
    http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/02/
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  2. Post #7362
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    Dennab
    February 2012
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    ...Lets move it away from Manga and back to naked chicks, huh?
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  3. Post #7363
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    May 2010
    4,328 Posts
    I like how Sheploo is handcrafted and perfect while the female default Shepard looks like something you can make in the creator.
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  4. Post #7364
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,085 Posts
    i can't make this shit up


    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/inte...ained-in-manga







    Japanese version of the article has a few more pics


    http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/461/461856/
    Oh god, how will they show hanar?
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  5. Post #7365
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    Dennab
    February 2012
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    I like how Sheploo is handcrafted and perfect while the female default Shepard looks like something you can make in the creator.
    That always has pissed me off. Surely there's some model who could use the work.
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  6. Post #7366
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    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
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    Oh god, how will they show hanar?
    dunno, but apparently mordin is a strict school teacher and wrex and garrus are something related to school (possibly teachers too).
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  7. Post #7367
    mikester112's Avatar
    May 2010
    4,328 Posts
    That always has pissed me off. Surely there's some model who could use the work.
    The only thing I like from her is the eyebrows.
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  8. Post #7368
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    Arvuti's Avatar
    July 2008
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  9. Post #7369
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    tommo400's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,571 Posts
    also, it might be the weird ass lighting


    She looks alright here

    Also, how long are we going to see Shep in her skivvies? A few seconds during an awkward sex scene. Chillax.
    there was another picture a couple pages back with her just wearing a casual outfit, her arms were noticeably thin there as well
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  11. Post #7371
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    Swilly's Avatar
    December 2009
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    OH SWEET JESUS GET IT AWAY!

    DEPLOYING AWESOME GUITAR SOLO!

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  12. Post #7372
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    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
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    also why does wrex keep bringing them food



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  13. Post #7373
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    Swilly's Avatar
    December 2009
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    GOD DAMMIT WII!

    STOP IT!
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  14. Post #7374
    One

    July 2011
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    Wrex:

    (User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - postal))
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  15. Post #7375
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    Can we just move back to women removing articles of clothing? Jesus.
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  16. Post #7376
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    December 2009
    15,017 Posts


    (User was banned for this post ("Yet another dumb meme/image macro reply. Next ban will be for a month." - postal))
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  17. Post #7377
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    18,617 Posts
    also why does wrex keep bringing them food



    obviously it is a tradition Krogan rite of passage to be fed cup-cakes and see how long someone can go before they are full

    IT IS A GAME WHERE THE ONLY GOAL IS SURVIVAL
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  18. Post #7378
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    August 2006
    6,961 Posts
    Has anyone else seen that comic depicting the newest Mass Effect book, it's hilarious. And it really, really makes it out to be terrible.
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  19. Post #7379
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    January 2005
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    commander shepard



    Didn't even bother to use capitals. I'm assuming they made that character as a reference.
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  20. Post #7380
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    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
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    Has anyone else seen that comic depicting the newest Mass Effect book, it's hilarious. And it really, really makes it out to be terrible.
    i want to see this too
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  21. Post #7381
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
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    The comic mentioned
    Is it? can't tell
    it's one I found though

    Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
    Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
    Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
    Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
    Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
    Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
    Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
    Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
    Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
    Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
    Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
    Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
    Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
    Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
    Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
    Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
    Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
    Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
    Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

    Edited:

    If any of that is actually true, Deception sounds embarrassing.

    Edited:

    oh you're all going to rate it dumb because it has rage faces

    I don't like them either but it's a simple way to make a comic
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  22. Post #7382
    Dumb Dog's Avatar
    August 2010
    194 Posts
    It would have been better to simply link the massive list of all its errors. I'll see if I can find it.

    Edit: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...pli=1&sle=true
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  23. Post #7383
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    August 2006
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    The Turians with rickshaws is the best part.
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  24. Post #7384
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    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    It would have been better to simply link the massive list of all its errors. I'll see if I can find it.

    Edit: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...pli=1&sle=true
    ..Most of these are inexcusable.
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  25. Post #7385
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    July 2007
    7,544 Posts
    commander shepard



    Didn't even bother to use capitals. I'm assuming they made that character as a reference.
    Nobody noticed I play as Shepard@Arachnidus, use ships named Normandy ridiculously often and run around wearing the command uniform because it's black and red?

    Also, does anybody know if the new ME book is really that bad? From what I've seen...yes, hence my hesitation to read it.
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  26. Post #7386
    mercurius's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,472 Posts
    [release][h2]All The Mass Effect 3 DLC Costs How Much?[/h2]
    By Alec Meer on February 27th, 2012 at 3:45 pm.



    No. Nooo. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way. Destructoid writer but not X-Files creator Chris Carter (who is probably incredibly bored of that reference) has been doing a bit of maths, which immediately makes him a more capable human being than I am. The purpose of this mathleticism was to collate all the disparate bits of DLC, pre-order bonus, unlocks and whatnot available for the upcoming marketing monolith that is Mass Effect 3, and just how much it’d cost someone to lay hands on the whole shebang. Take a seat before you read the next line.

    [h2]$870/550/€650.[/h2] Whaaaat.

    It must, however, be pointed out that much of that horror-price stems from having to buy bonus code-sporting hardware such as special gamepads, keyboards and headsets, or Mass Effect 3 merch such as multiple action figures and iPhone cases.

    And most of what it gets you in-game is just weapon variations, skins and multiplayer unlocks, rather than ‘real’ content. Not stuff you’ll actually need, in other words, depending on how much you care about being King Big Balls in multiplayer. Apparently, each additional code you get for the Collector’s Assault Rifle (available with assorted Razer hardware) further boosts its power in multiplayer, which makes for a fairly vague concept of completism and presumably suffers from diminishing returns.

    Even so – this is a sign of just how darkly convoluted and fragmented modern gaming purchases have become. The full breakdown of all the DLC and the necessary purchases is over yonder.[/release]

    Source:
    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012...osts-how-much/
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  27. Post #7387
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    Novangel's Avatar
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    $870 day 1 dlc
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  28. Post #7388
    Trans-Intellectual...you know, like a double entendre
    noneshallpass's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,408 Posts
    When someone will find this thread with 200+ new posts he'll think some new info or trailer was released. God he will be dissapointed. Again.
    Dammit
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  29. Post #7389
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    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,961 Posts
    Wow, one of the early players is on BSN talking about the game. Been reading some of the copypastes of it on /vg/. And I am really not liking some of the things he is saying.

    Also, most of the leak information has been true.
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  30. Post #7390
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    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    [release][h2]All The Mass Effect 3 DLC Costs How Much?[/h2]
    By Alec Meer on February 27th, 2012 at 3:45 pm.



    No. Nooo. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way. Destructoid writer but not X-Files creator Chris Carter (who is probably incredibly bored of that reference) has been doing a bit of maths, which immediately makes him a more capable human being than I am. The purpose of this mathleticism was to collate all the disparate bits of DLC, pre-order bonus, unlocks and whatnot available for the upcoming marketing monolith that is Mass Effect 3, and just how much it’d cost someone to lay hands on the whole shebang. Take a seat before you read the next line.

    [h2]$870/550/€650.[/h2] Whaaaat.

    It must, however, be pointed out that much of that horror-price stems from having to buy bonus code-sporting hardware such as special gamepads, keyboards and headsets, or Mass Effect 3 merch such as multiple action figures and iPhone cases.

    And most of what it gets you in-game is just weapon variations, skins and multiplayer unlocks, rather than ‘real’ content. Not stuff you’ll actually need, in other words, depending on how much you care about being King Big Balls in multiplayer. Apparently, each additional code you get for the Collector’s Assault Rifle (available with assorted Razer hardware) further boosts its power in multiplayer, which makes for a fairly vague concept of completism and presumably suffers from diminishing returns.

    Even so – this is a sign of just how darkly convoluted and fragmented modern gaming purchases have become. The full breakdown of all the DLC and the necessary purchases is over yonder.[/release]

    Source:
    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012...osts-how-much/
    Oh, fuck off. It says right there in then fucking article it's all optional shit for Multiplayer. Who fucking cares? It's promos. TF2 has promos, and everyone loves that.

    There's something I genuinely don't understand with gamers.
    You all feel fucking entitled to everything. And you're not. If you want this shit, go out and buy it. If it genuinely means that much to you, buy it.
    "EVERYTHING NOT FREE? FUCK YOU BIOWARE YOU MONEY HUNGRY BASTARDS I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU"

    Want to know what the solution is? Suck it the fuck up. You don't need everything.

    Edited:

    I, for one am buying the Garrus and Legion toys because Duke Nukem and Master Chief have been asking me for a desk friend, and Big Daddy is a terrible conversation partner.
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  31. Post #7391
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    May 2007
    12,027 Posts
    Are people still sperging over this? The multiplayer shit is just stuff you can unlock anyway, and anyone who buys physical items for multiplayer codes is a retard. The amount of sensationalist bullshit around the DLC is astounding. I don't agree with what EA and Bioware are doing, it's a dick move, but the people going out of their way to misinform people are fucking stupid.
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  32. Post #7392
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    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    Are people still sperging over this? The multiplayer shit is just stuff you can unlock anyway, and anyone who buys physical items for multiplayer codes is a retard. The amount os sensationalist bullshit around the DLC is astounding. I don't agree with what they're ding, it's a dick move, but the people going out of their way to misinform people are fucking stupid.
    Also, what infuriates me is everyone who goes on
    "FUCK YOU BIOWARE, 15$ FOR DLC? FUUUCK YOUUU!"

    It's not for the DLC shit for brains
    you're buying the action figure
    it comes with a little piece of DLC
    the dlc is the bonus
    you are paying for the figure
    you are a dumbshit
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  33. Post #7393

    September 2010
    177 Posts
    Wow, one of the early players is on BSN talking about the game. Been reading some of the copypastes of it on /vg/. And I am really not liking some of the things he is saying.

    Also, most of the leak information has been true.
    Link? I'm blind
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  34. Post #7394
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    seriously, I've seen so much of this, everyone needs to get over this
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  35. Post #7395
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    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,961 Posts
    Link? I'm blind
    I don't have the link to the BSN thread, but here is the thread on /vg/. Go down to the bottom.

    http://boards.4chan.org/vg/res/827738#834359
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  36. Post #7396
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    August 2006
    2,329 Posts
    Decided to get the collector's edition for PC, but everywhere I'm looking is sold out. Anyone know anywhere I can still get this, or am I SOL?
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  37. Post #7397
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    August 2006
    6,961 Posts
    Decided to get the collector's edition for PC, but everywhere I'm looking is sold out. Anyone know anywhere I can still get this, or am I SOL?
    Probably SOL.
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  38. Post #7398
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    I don't have the link to the BSN thread, but here is the thread on /vg/. Go down to the bottom.

    http://boards.4chan.org/vg/res/827738#834359
    MUST. RESIST. ALL. TEMPTATIONS.

    I've spoiled every game I've ever played because of the goddamn internet with the exception of Dead Space (what?)

    I've had more than I'd like spoiled here.

    Edited:

    oh fuck you curiosity
    I clicked it
    and first thing I see
       Wrex has six vaginas   

    ...That seems like a major plot point.
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  39. Post #7399
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    oh fuck you curiosity
    I clicked it
    and first thing I see
       Wrex has six vaginas   

    ...That seems like a major plot point.
    I could've gone all my life without clicking on that.
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  40. Post #7400
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    I could've gone all my life without clicking on that.
    And yet, you succumbed to curiosity. And you will too.

    Yes you, post reader.
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