1. Post #161
    GAY FURRY PORN CONNOISSEUR

    August 2010
    2,208 Posts
    so according to my experience it is possible to wear a two handed weapon and 3 shields at the same time in adventurer mode does this mean i can make a unstoppable killing machine with the proper skills?
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  2. Post #162
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    war_man333's Avatar
    May 2006
    7,537 Posts
    holy crap, a dwarf just two-shotted a forgotten beast pterosaur while it was in flight.

    *^..:.._-aImBoT-_..:..^*
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  3. Post #163
    Benata's Avatar
    June 2010
    380 Posts
    holy crap, a dwarf just two-shotted a forgotten beast pterosaur while it was in flight.

    *^..:.._-aImBoT-_..:..^*
    More like 360 xxXNO-SCOPEXxx MIDAIR 2SHOTS!

    P.S: I bet he will make a montage and put it on Dorftube.
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  4. Post #164
    Sifflix's Avatar
    May 2011
    274 Posts
    holy crap, a dwarf just two-shotted a forgotten beast pterosaur while it was in flight.

    *^..:.._-aImBoT-_..:..^*
    n00b stop using awp
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  5. Post #165
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    Mrfantasticool's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,349 Posts
    What the flying fuck my "janitor" (read- cleaning only dwarf) just went beserk and punched my baroness so hard he shattered her skull and tore the brain apart in a single hit.

    Not much of a shame though, the bitch thought it would be a splendid idea to have a meeting with a Diplomat outside in the middle of a siege and I had to send out my military to prevent a war with the human race. I lost 5 dwarfs that day to later have her demand for golden buckets.
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  6. Post #166
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    RearAdmiral's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,992 Posts
    I lost 5 dwarfs that day to later have her demand for golden buckets.
    Dwarf Fortress.
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  7. Post #167
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    What the flying fuck my "janitor" (read- cleaning only dwarf) just went beserk and punched my baroness so hard he shattered her skull and tore the brain apart in a single hit.

    Not much of a shame though, the bitch thought it would be a splendid idea to have a meeting with a Diplomat outside in the middle of a siege and I had to send out my military to prevent a war with the human race. I lost 5 dwarfs that day to later have her demand for golden buckets.
    Did he punch all the way to the inner brain? Or just outer brain torn
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  8. Post #168
    extremist18's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,644 Posts
    How long do you think it'll take to update the brain balance fix to the new version?
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  9. Post #169
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,694 Posts
    How long do you think it'll take to update the brain balance fix to the new version?
    Modifying the raws is a fairly straightforward process, and the raws dealing with creatures themselves rarely get substantially changed besides a few additional tags, so I'd say an hour or two after the newest version is released.
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  10. Post #170
    Rotinaj's Avatar
    November 2007
    132 Posts
    Did he punch all the way to the inner brain? Or just outer brain torn

    orkel

    why are my game tiles squares

    I can't handle this
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  11. Post #171
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    Doubt it'll be that fast, I don't remember what I changed/added in what files and how I did it in the first place because it's been so long, so it'll take atleast 3 hours.

    Edited:

    orkel

    why are my game tiles squares

    I can't handle this
    dealwithit
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  12. Post #172
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    war_man333's Avatar
    May 2006
    7,537 Posts
    fuckin' masterwork mod making my game crash after 4-5 ingame years. what the shit.
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  13. Post #173
    Pokey McFork's Avatar
    September 2009
    996 Posts
    I had another great idea to transform a fort in it's entirety into lycanthropes/vampires but the I realised the water would probably count as contaminated, so it wouldn't work.

    shame, really.
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  14. Post #174
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    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    I have over 1,000 eggs.


    I only have 5 egg-laying creatures.
    This makes me feel like I'm playing the game right.

    Edited:

    I also just killed my first dragon. I feel even better.
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  15. Post #175
    Pokey McFork's Avatar
    September 2009
    996 Posts
    I wish that fort I had a tame roc on hadn't ended, that shit was so cash.
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  16. Post #176
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,435 Posts
    fuckin' masterwork mod making my game crash after 4-5 ingame years. what the shit.
    Anything in the errorlog.txt about the crash?
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  17. Post #177
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    Wat? My Magma smelter has magma 1 z level below it but it says it doesn't? (I built it on top of an open space tile)
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  18. Post #178
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,435 Posts
    Is it directly above the magma? If there's a space between the smelter and the magma it won't work.
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  19. Post #179
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    Is it directly above the magma? If there's a space between the smelter and the magma it won't work.
    There's an open space tile on the tile I built it on, then directly 1 z level below it's magma. Should I have built it so that magma is on the same level?
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  20. Post #180
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    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,962 Posts
    What?
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  21. Post #181
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    BlkDucky's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,502 Posts
    Alder crossbow has adopted Tekkud Muthkatidath
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  22. Post #182
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    It has become part of his body.

    but really
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  23. Post #183
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    There's an open space tile on the tile I built it on, then directly 1 z level below it's magma. Should I have built it so that magma is on the same level?
    Afaik the magma needs to be atleast 4/7 deep (go 7/7 to be sure)
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  24. Post #184
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    Afaik the magma needs to be atleast 4/7 deep (go 7/7 to be sure)
    It is 7/7...
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  25. Post #185
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,435 Posts


    It needs to be like the one on the right.
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  26. Post #186
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    So they are on the same Z-level?
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  27. Post #187
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    So they are on the same Z-level?
    One below. The left image has

    z1 - smelter
    z2 - empty space
    z3 - magma

    it should be like in the right image,

    z1 - smelter
    z2 - magma
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  28. Post #188
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,472 Posts
    In the testing arena can you breathe fire when controlling a dragon? I want to take on a horde of goblins as one but scratching them all isn't cool enough.
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  29. Post #189
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    One below. The left image has

    z1 - smelter
    z2 - empty space
    z3 - magma

    it should be like in the right image,

    z1 - smelter
    z2 - magma
    Which is what I have.
    And yet it isn't working.
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  30. Post #190
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    Funion's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,156 Posts
    In the testing arena can you breathe fire when controlling a dragon? I want to take on a horde of goblins as one but scratching them all isn't cool enough.
    pretty sure toady is adding that in the next update
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  31. Post #191
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    Which is what I have.
    And yet it isn't working.
    When you look under the forge (aka go down a z level), are you sure your vision is "inside" the magma instead of just looking at it from the top
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  32. Post #192
    Epic Fortune's Avatar
    August 2009
    389 Posts
    So what is the difference between dwarf fortress and legacy dwarf fortress?
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  33. Post #193
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,962 Posts
    And are you sure there's no floor between the magma and the forge
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  34. Post #194
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    orcywoo6's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,081 Posts
    Managed to piss off a village in adventurer mode...
    As the angry peasants decended on me, I thought I could take them on easily with my mastery of the pike. The first one that got to me stabbed me through the hand and then snatched it from me, including the pike!

    I was then knocked to the ground, being kicked, scratched and punched from all sides, whilst bleeding from my missing hand.

    I managed to roll between their legs and stand up, I was then stabbed in the foot and lost the ability to walk and so I crawled away from them to try and flee.

    They chased me the entire time catching up with ease and stabbing me at every chance, I left a VERY long trail of blood, entrails and limbs before I finally succumbed to my wounds.
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  35. Post #195
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,267 Posts
    So what is the difference between dwarf fortress and legacy dwarf fortress?
    legacy is just a list of shit thats happened in the history of that world
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  36. Post #196
    lord0war's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,813 Posts


    Nice name.
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  37. Post #197
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    July 2009
    10,785 Posts


    Nice name.
    What is he a master of?
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  38. Post #198
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    TrafficMan's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,232 Posts
    Just pitted two dozen donkeys against a dragon.

    The donkeys kicked and bit the shit out of the dragon until it passed out, kicked it in the head repeatedly, it regained consciousness so they kicked/bit it some more, it passed back out so they kicked it in the head until it suffocated.
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  39. Post #199
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    suppertime's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,563 Posts
    Too bad donkey's can't beat one badger
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  40. Post #200
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    January 2007
    3,397 Posts
    legacy is just a list of shit thats happened in the history of that world
    That's legends gamemode, legacy is the non-SDL Dwarf Fortress downloadable. Legacy doesn't support window scaling and isn't as fast as the SDL and something else.
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