1. Post #2121
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    Jax Strife's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,063 Posts
    YES! YES!!
    Nice job on the fort save but anywho-
    YES!! FINALLY. OHMYGOD FINALLY. training marksdwarves is actually FEASABLE now!

    Hopefully. Its so not gonna be fixed. Watch em throw their crossbows at the target and train in throwing instead.

    Holyshit can you imagine a squad of armored throwers?
    Armored Throwers... I don't know if I'd make axes or spears for them to throw.
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  2. Post #2122
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    Kybalt's Avatar
    July 2008
    8,206 Posts

    5 legendary miners :)

    Edited:

    will dwarf therapist's 'set nickname' function ever be fixed?
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  3. Post #2123
    GAY FURRY PORN CONNOISSEUR

    August 2010
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    in what way is it broken?
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  4. Post #2124
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    Kybalt's Avatar
    July 2008
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    why isnt there a simple way to tell your dwarves to cut valuable gems? i have like 30 different kinds of uncut gems and its impossible to set them all to be cut.

    Edited:

    in what way is it broken?
    it doesn't work or do anything?
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  5. Post #2125
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    Jax Strife's Avatar
    July 2007
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    I think one of my favorite things about the new DF is watching the world generation slowly grind to a halt when doing histories. 1-40 is like a flash, and 60-90 starts to slow, 120+ is like a snail.
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  6. Post #2126
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    October 2007
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    why isnt there a simple way to tell your dwarves to cut valuable gems? i have like 30 different kinds of uncut gems and its impossible to set them all to be cut.

    Edited:



    it doesn't work or do anything?
    Get a manager noble, and make a work order to cut gems.
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  7. Post #2127
    GAY FURRY PORN CONNOISSEUR

    August 2010
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    it doesn't work or do anything?
    its working just fine for me
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  8. Post #2128
    100% Homemade
    ZestyLemons's Avatar
    September 2007
    8,387 Posts
    Is there an easier way to deal with the incrediable amount of flying mobs around my damn fort?
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  9. Post #2129
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    July 2008
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    Get a manager noble, and make a work order to cut gems.
    yeah but you still have to tell them each gem type individually

    Edited:

    its working just fine for me
    doesnt work for me :(
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  10. Post #2130
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    April 2008
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    why isnt there a simple way to tell your dwarves to cut valuable gems? i have like 30 different kinds of uncut gems and its impossible to set them all to be cut.
    Find gems you believe would look good studded or embedded and cut those. Ruby, sapphire, diamond and emerald are generally a sure thing, but then there are others that are lesser known, but equally as beautiful:


    Such as Tanzanite



    Or even Tsavorite (and this is when it's rough!)
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  11. Post #2131
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    July 2008
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    Find gems you believe would look good studded or embedded and cut those. Ruby, sapphire, diamond and emerald are generally a sure thing, but then there are others that are lesser known, but equally as beautiful:


    Such as Tanzanite



    Or even Tsavorite (and this is when it's rough!)
    so basically no

    Edited:

    its working just fine for me
    oh derp. you have to commit pending changes. im retarded.
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  12. Post #2132
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    so basically no
    Pretty much, just tune out the undesirables as white noise. VV
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  13. Post #2133
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    July 2007
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    I genned a world and this HUGE dwarven civ is at war with the elves. Fuck yes.

    Edited:

    Settling on a mountain/volcano with a stream nearby AND at war with elves, goblins, and neutral with "tower". I don't think this world can get any better.

    Edited:



    OH MAN, I haven't seen a layout like this since I first started playing.
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  14. Post #2134
    tonks erryday
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    January 2005
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    - 0005140: [Dwarf Mode -- Justice] False identity of vampire overrides nicknames (Toady One) - resolved.

    Oh no! Toady is fixing the bugs which with we can spot vampires easily!

    A vampire disguised as an immigrant drained one of my dwarves of all their blood whilst in a crowded room, with many witnesses. Checking the justice screen, 10 witnesses came forward. 9 of those accused the same dwarf (let's call him Urist). Urist himself was the 10th "witness" and tried to accuse another member of the fortress of the crime. All very cool.

    But Urist, for some reason, chose to accuse a farm animal - in this case a goose - of the crime.
    This funny bug was also fixed for next release.
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  15. Post #2135
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    July 2007
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    But Urist, for some reason, chose to accuse a farm animal - in this case a goose - of the crime.
    Urist must be a fan of Hot Fuzz.
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  16. Post #2136
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    November 2008
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    I wish dwarves weren't such pussies, yeah your family died big whoop
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  17. Post #2137
    pink titles r for gaylordes
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    March 2008
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    - 0005140: [Dwarf Mode -- Justice] False identity of vampire overrides nicknames (Toady One) - resolved.

    Oh no! Toady is fixing the bugs which with we can spot vampires easily!



    This funny bug was also fixed for next release.
    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. There was a guy accusing a stray cat for the murder.
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  18. Post #2138
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    July 2007
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    First migrant wave is a pair of farmers and their five children. How many years does it take dwarves to grow up?
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  19. Post #2139
    pink titles r for gaylordes
    WarRage333's Avatar
    March 2008
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    First migrant wave is a pair of farmers and their five children. How many years does it take dwarves to grow up?
    At age of 12 they can 'work'.
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  20. Post #2140
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    July 2010
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    Pre-DF2012: ~40 new posts a day
    Post-DF2012: ~300 new posts a day

    God damn, this thread exploded.
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  21. Post #2141
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    July 2007
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    Buh, the eldest is 6 years old. This family may later lose their children.
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  22. Post #2142
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    July 2010
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    A floating piece of cavern flour realized it obeys gravity and created a cavein that mutilated my mining team. One guy died because he broke his neck and slowly suffocated while everyone else was knocked out.

    holy fuck my spelling
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  23. Post #2143
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    November 2008
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    Anyone else have trouble with sad dwarves after a siege?
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  24. Post #2144
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    Well... Fuck.
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  25. Post #2145
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    Buh, the eldest is 6 years old. This family may later lose their children.
    Play the Lava Floor game. First one to touch the ground gets a mark on their all of it.
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  26. Post #2146
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    January 2010
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    how can you remove stairs completely so it becomes an open block?
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  27. Post #2147
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    November 2008
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    how can you remove stairs completely so it becomes an open block?
    d>n

    Edited:

    I made a temporary workshop made of ice during winter, should would swimmingly for the removal in summer.
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  28. Post #2148
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    October 2005
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    These 50+ migrant waves. atleast this one had less children then adults.
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  29. Post #2149
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    January 2010
    9,762 Posts
    d>n

    Edited:

    I made a temporary workshop made of ice during winter, should would swimmingly for the removal in summer.
    doesn't work for some reason, note the stairs are made by miners
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  30. Post #2150
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    26,135 Posts
    doesn't work for some reason, note the stairs are made by miners
    mined stairs can't be removed, just put floor over them with b-C-f
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  31. Post #2151
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    October 2009
    1,994 Posts
    Ahaha, oh god, a vampire just accused a chick of committing murder! And he drained their blood right in the middle of the food stockpile..

    This is awesome; too bad Toady is going to fix it in the next patch though. :(
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  32. Post #2152
    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Try building a wall on it and then removing the wall?
    If it's a down stair, try building a floor on it?
    I've never actually had that particular issue
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  33. Post #2153
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    October 2009
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    d>n

    Edited:

    I made a temporary workshop made of ice during winter, should would swimmingly for the removal in summer.
    Fun fact: Try making a butcher shop out of ice. It'll explode every time you butcher an animal.
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  34. Post #2154
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    July 2010
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    Sweet fuck a giant peregrine falcon is strangling a thief, with it's wing.

    Is that even possible?
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  35. Post #2155
    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,263 Posts
    Physically, no, but peregrine falcons are fucking awesome, so it's perfectly acceptable.
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  36. Post #2156
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    Physically, no, but peregrine falcons are fucking awesome, so it's perfectly acceptable.
    Is it possible to capture and tame Falcons, then maybe even make them hunting/war falcons? Because not only would that be realistic and historically accurate, but also awesome.
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  37. Post #2157
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    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    Why won't it let me connect my weapon traps in my !!DANGER ROOM!! to my lever? There's no "hook up to trap" option anymore?
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  38. Post #2158
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,449 Posts
    Upright spear trap. Not a weapon trap.
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  39. Post #2159
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    Upright spear trap. Not a weapon trap.
    FUCK
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  40. Post #2160
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    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,793 Posts
    I genned a world and this HUGE dwarven civ is at war with the elves. Fuck yes.

    Edited:

    Settling on a mountain/volcano with a stream nearby AND at war with elves, goblins, and neutral with "tower". I don't think this world can get any better.

    Edited:



    OH MAN, I haven't seen a layout like this since I first started playing.
    lmao you have a cock pond
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