1. Post #5321
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    I had a weird dream where some guy was pointing a super tacticoled m4 and I kept thinking, "oh god the amount of accessories make his gun weigh twice as much"
    That was no dream.
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  2. Post #5322
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    They didn't fight for one when Garry was getting rid of subforums. And the one that they did have wasn't very active. So why do we need to share with them?
    That's what I said. I don't think anything will come of it. I just want to point out though how successful this subforum is:

    * At least Fifty active Members.
    * IFAP Patches were Made.
    * Average of 1 post every 5-10 minutes.
    * IFAP Meetups are common.
    * IFAP Team going to one of the biggest games in the North-East.
    * IFAP ArmA Group which is bitching.
    * International IFAP represent.
    * We all know each other pretty well, most of us know one anothers real names.
    * We are bros.

    Feel proud of our accomplishments.
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  3. Post #5323
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,740 Posts
    Don't forget IFAP Spacebuild server! :v
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  4. Post #5324
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    Don't forget IFAP Spacebuild server! :v
    *crash*
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  5. Post #5325
    Krilliad's Avatar
    September 2009
    103 Posts
    Pretty dumb on my part but I fucked up my semester haven't been to school in like 3 weeks and I'm pretty sure I can't pass my classes I'm not graduating so at this point just considerIng dropping out and redoing it next year an shit.
    Dude don't stress. Just get on the ball as fast as you can. I personally left a military school I went to by choice for lack of discipline, now work full time until I can get back into school.

    If you want any advice, which mostly isn't welcome here, just keep busy, ya know? It happens and we're all young.
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  6. Post #5326
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    I feel alone and outside of IFAP... I don't play ArmA very much :( I don't play spacebuild because I don't want to download 5,000 mods/models/scripts. I live in Arizona... :( Any Arizonians in IFAP? I mostly rock a 1980's style Soviet unifrom.
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  7. Post #5327
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    I feel alone and outside of IFAP... I don't play ArmA very much :( I don't play spacebuild because I don't want to download 5,000 mods/models/scripts. I live in Arizona... :( Any Arizonians in IFAP? I mostly rock a 1980's style Soviet unifrom.
    I don't Spacebuild and I can't run ArmA either. I contact to IFAP via the forum alone mostly, although I've seen quite a few in person. I live in New York though.
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  8. Post #5328
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    I don't Spacebuild and I can't run ArmA either. I contact to IFAP via the forum alone mostly, although I've seen quite a few in person. I live in New York though.
    Then I must airsoft my way across the country to New York. Also! I have one more point to add to the list of awesome things about IFAP.

    When the apocalypse comes, we will have already astablished combat skills that are not just running from one brightly inflated bouncy house to another (paintballers).
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  9. Post #5329
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,740 Posts
    Things do when they're still being put on the server as it's running :v
    plus i've restarted it a few times
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  10. Post #5330
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,524 Posts
    Here's a question that my mom wanted me to ask y'all. Do any of you guys/gal go to WorldCon? (World Sci-Fi and fantasy convention)
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  11. Post #5331
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,612 Posts
    That's what I said. I don't think anything will come of it. I just want to point out though how successful this subforum is:

    * At least Fifty active Members.
    * IFAP Patches were Made.
    * Average of 1 post every 5-10 minutes.
    * IFAP Meetups are common.
    * IFAP Team going to one of the biggest games in the North-East.
    * IFAP ArmA Group which is bitching.
    * International IFAP represent.
    * We all know each other pretty well, most of us know one anothers real names.
    * We are bros.

    Feel proud of our accomplishments.
    IFAPers also are patrons of history and international relations, and we're really sensitive to what's going on with other people and their nations. I go to some other subforums and some of the people are pretty rude/racist/insensitive. And most of the time, it doesn't seem that they're joking. I'm also really glad IFAPers generally actually contribute to threads, rather than just look at things and criticize.

    And it's cool how we hand out "friendly" ratings whenever people's lives suck.

    UNRELATED: I wrote a book about the Holocaust in school today.







    PULITZER PRIZE, HERE I COME!
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  12. Post #5332
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    I need a catchy title for our Market Place thread.

    So far I've figured something like "IFAP Market Place V.1 AOR1 is not MARPAT cuz it costs more!"

    Or something like that. So give me suggestions.
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  13. Post #5333
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,524 Posts
    IFAPers also are patrons of history and international relations, and we're really sensitive to what's going on with other people and their nations. I go to some other subforums and some of the people are pretty rude/racist/insensitive. And most of the time, it doesn't seem that they're joking. I'm also really glad IFAPers generally actually contribute to threads, rather than just look at things and criticize.

    And it's cool how we hand out "friendly" ratings whenever people's lives suck.

    UNRELATED: I wrote a book about the Holocaust in school today.







    PULITZER PRIZE, HERE I COME!
    :frown:
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  14. Post #5334
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,528 Posts
    IFAPers also are patrons of history and international relations, and we're really sensitive to what's going on with other people and their nations. I go to some other subforums and some of the people are pretty rude/racist/insensitive. And most of the time, it doesn't seem that they're joking. I'm also really glad IFAPers generally actually contribute to threads, rather than just look at things and criticize.

    And it's cool how we hand out "friendly" ratings whenever people's lives suck.

    UNRELATED: I wrote a book about the Holocaust in school today.







    PULITZER PRIZE, HERE I COME!
    I laughed at this way harder than I should have.
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  15. Post #5335
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    I don't about you guys, but I still retain my inner child that loves to go into his cloest and put all of his gear on and then just walk around the house with it on... Damn it! I wish Arizona wasn't so urban!
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  16. Post #5336
    scotty1
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    Suitable for ages 2-9 haha
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  17. Post #5337
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    Suitable for ages 2-9 haha
    Well then... I guess I'm a little to old for that by 8 years...
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  18. Post #5338
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,904 Posts
    I wrote a song about Postal but then he closed the thread I posted it in, so here it is again.

    "The Postman"

    The Postman is the coolest guy in town
    He bans all the guys who have a big frown
    All you have to do is say his name thrice
    And he comes faster than cheese and some mice

    (Chorus)
    'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
    He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
    'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
    You do some bad, you get the handcuff

    He saves IFAP from certain destruction
    And helps us when we are under construction
    The Postman, he don't deliver no mail
    But he'll ban the baddies without no fail

    (Chorus)
    'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
    He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
    'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
    You do some bad, you get the handcuff

    (Bridge)
    Banning left and right, but only when it's right
    He ain't looking to start no fight
    I'm a strong black girl who don't need no man
    That's just a call for the Postman

    (Chorus)
    'Cause he's Postal, the best Postman
    He's cool with everybody, 'specially Cardfan
    'Cause he's Postal, he don't take no guff
    You do some bad, you get the handcuff
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  19. Post #5339
    Mr. So and So's Avatar
    March 2012
    324 Posts
    I've spent to much time here... I seem to have forgeten that the rest of Facepunch exists.
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  20. Post #5340
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    14,019 Posts
    IFAPers also are patrons of history and international relations, and we're really sensitive to what's going on with other people and their nations. I go to some other subforums and some of the people are pretty rude/racist/insensitive. And most of the time, it doesn't seem that they're joking. I'm also really glad IFAPers generally actually contribute to threads, rather than just look at things and criticize.

    And it's cool how we hand out "friendly" ratings whenever people's lives suck.

    UNRELATED: I wrote a book about the Holocaust in school today.

    PULITZER PRIZE, HERE I COME!
    POPULATION: JEWS
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  21. Post #5341
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,352 Posts
    Well then... I guess I'm a little to old for that by 8 years...
    He did not direct that to you, but the story that TaiwanesePrick made!
    Also, welcome! I will never be able to be on a IFAP meetup, nor see another IFAPer ever! I'm the Swedish guy!
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  22. Post #5342
    Gold Member
    The Ultimate's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,088 Posts
    That's what I said. I don't think anything will come of it. I just want to point out though how successful this subforum is:

    * At least Fifty active Members.
    * IFAP Patches were Made.
    * Average of 1 post every 5-10 minutes.
    * IFAP Meetups are common.
    * IFAP Team going to one of the biggest games in the North-East.
    * IFAP ArmA Group which is bitching.
    * International IFAP represent.
    * We all know each other pretty well, most of us know one anothers real names.
    * We are bros.

    Feel proud of our accomplishments.
    Aw man I want to be a bro too.
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  23. Post #5343
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,528 Posts
    Damn, I forgot blue members could only have 64x64 avatars.
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  24. Post #5344
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    I bought Angry Birds plushies the other day. I just got around to cutting off the plastic keychain thingies and all the tags. If I can't gut them and use them as pea grenade holders I'm going to put some string through them and make fuzzy dice out of the pair for my truck.
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  25. Post #5345
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,185 Posts
    man i havent airsofted in ages man
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  26. Post #5346
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    man i havent airsofted in ages man
    man you should again sometime man
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  27. Post #5347
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,185 Posts
    but man its so hot in texas and other shit happens man
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  28. Post #5348
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,528 Posts
    man i havent airsofted in ages man
    ~chairsofter lyfe~
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  29. Post #5349
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,185 Posts
    yeah but i don't even chairsoft man
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  30. Post #5350
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,508 Posts
    I had a dream that I was a homicide detective investigating a serial killer case, but I was also the serial killer...
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  31. Post #5351
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    I had a dream that I was a homicide detective investigating a serial killer case, but I was also the serial killer...
    I'm Detective Shelby, and I've been hired by the families of the victims of the Origami Killer. I'd like to ask you some questions..
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  32. Post #5352
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    but man its so hot in texas and other shit happens man
    come live in canada man
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  33. Post #5353
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,612 Posts
    I'm making a Focke-Wulf Fw-190 out of cardboard. Guns got a little too dry for me.

    It's a hot gluey mess.









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  34. Post #5354
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,528 Posts
    come live in canada man
    Canada isn't cold all year it was 35 degrees here today.
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  35. Post #5355
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,185 Posts
    i wanna go to canada but i has no monies
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  36. Post #5356
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    texas is warmer then here in the summer
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  37. Post #5357
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,919 Posts
    My day was packed, Humans vs Zombies started today on my campus so I've been running and shooting all day. About to leave for a two-hour mission in twenty minutes, should be fun.

    There is a possibility I will get footage of Timebomb mowing down zombies with his minigun.
    Timebomb got cut off from the rest of his squad, was forced to make a suicide charge into a horde of zombies, and has consequently joined their ranks.

    :(

    Didn't lose anyone in my immediate squad but I got stuck in a building with a whole bunch of camo'd-up tac-vest-wearing tacticool operators who, upon leaving the building, panicked and turned an orderly retreat into a huge clusterfuck due to the presence of about twenty zombies (when we had ~30 humans, all heavily armed). I recorded the first part of the mission with a GoPro, it was night so the outdoor stuff is pretty bad but there's still a lot of interesting footage that I'll try to get up on Youtube sometime this week.
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  38. Post #5358
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    i wanna go to canada but i has no monies
    go pro in lol get rich
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  39. Post #5359
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,862 Posts
    fuck

    i need moneys to get vidya. i don't have enough
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  40. Post #5360
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    God damn I'm so fucking bored right now.

    Edited:

    Going to grab my friend and go get drinks at a gas station at 1AM.

    I recall this same situation and we ended up getting mugged.
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