I had a dream about IFAP last night.
So i was at this game using my M16, and i don't even know why or how but the game started out with my team doing a massive airdrop of troops and i guess somewhere in the drop my M16 barrel turned to rubber or some shit i don't even know. I hit the ground and started to move to the temporary HQ, with an M16 with a barrel that was like flopping around everywhere, and yet somehow i managed to kill like 6 people with it at the same time.
And i get to the HQ and felix is there and i tell him what's up and ask if they have a spare gun for me, and they pull open this box with a disassembled WE SCAR and a M79, but i don't know how to put the SCAR together and then Sweetie is there all of a sudden and for some reason she's being a massive bitch but she puts the SCAR together and gives it to me but tells me i can only take the SCAR or the M79. I take the SCAR and i don't even know why it transforms into a WE M4 the second i touch it, and it's COVERED in white spray paint, like, all the controls might as well be molded to the body, the trigger guard is filled with paint, and i try to get as much off as i can, and i try to shoot it, but realize i only have a single 30 round mag, but i'm like "whatever i'll just deal with it", and i try to test fire it, but it's not working.
It never occurred to me that the paint must be clogging it up, but Taiwanese comes in and works his azn magic on it and it works suddenly, and then Code, Kawaii, Fish, Back_Slash show up, and we all go on this massive killing spree and clear out the entire field and then Postal comes and gives us all a medal for our efforts.