1. Post #5521
    I had a dream about IFAP last night.

    So i was at this game using my M16, and i don't even know why or how but the game started out with my team doing a massive airdrop of troops and i guess somewhere in the drop my M16 barrel turned to rubber or some shit i don't even know. I hit the ground and started to move to the temporary HQ, with an M16 with a barrel that was like flopping around everywhere, and yet somehow i managed to kill like 6 people with it at the same time.

    And i get to the HQ and felix is there and i tell him what's up and ask if they have a spare gun for me, and they pull open this box with a disassembled WE SCAR and a M79, but i don't know how to put the SCAR together and then Sweetie is there all of a sudden and for some reason she's being a massive bitch but she puts the SCAR together and gives it to me but tells me i can only take the SCAR or the M79. I take the SCAR and i don't even know why it transforms into a WE M4 the second i touch it, and it's COVERED in white spray paint, like, all the controls might as well be molded to the body, the trigger guard is filled with paint, and i try to get as much off as i can, and i try to shoot it, but realize i only have a single 30 round mag, but i'm like "whatever i'll just deal with it", and i try to test fire it, but it's not working.

    It never occurred to me that the paint must be clogging it up, but Taiwanese comes in and works his azn magic on it and it works suddenly, and then Code, Kawaii, Fish, Back_Slash show up, and we all go on this massive killing spree and clear out the entire field and then Postal comes and gives us all a medal for our efforts.
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  2. Post #5522
    Stay Rusty
    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    12,139 Posts
    If you ever dream about me again you're a dead man
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  3. Post #5523
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,963 Posts
    i had a dream about ifap last night as well strangely enough but we were all playing vidya

    me, w00t, and the killer guy were playing medieval 2 total war doing crazee shit then like loads of us were playing this tactilol shooter game and clearing out an old abandoned hospital and shit

    wasnt a very significant part of my dream though but the rest of it was like with my family and basking sharks eating seals whole

    basking sharks only eat plankton
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  4. Post #5524
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    i dont dream
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  5. Post #5525
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,002 Posts
    I had a dream last night and it actually had some sort of story that made sense sorta. I was hanging out with my friends in my truck at my Grandparents and chilling and I had all these airsoft guns in my truck so at one point I'm like "I'm going to get a bag out of the garage" and when I go to the door there is something spray painted next to the door like graffiti.

    I go in and all the way at the end is a homeless guy spray painting something. So he sees me and I get out and I'm like to my friend "Get me the shotgun" and he brings an airsoft shotgun and I get it from him but the homeless guy takes off and there is another sitting on a rope swing infront of our pond even though we cut down that tree. So I tell them to get inside the house and I tell my Grandfather and his friend is there and he sees my shotgun and wants to see but I have to explain to him it's airsoft, than we all get real guns to go find whoever was spray painting the garage.

    Than I had another dream that night about 9-11.
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  6. Post #5526
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,889 Posts
    I want a title but I don't know what to make it. Suggestions please?
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  7. Post #5527
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    lol milk is butthurt

    Edited:

    Like seriously do you see this shit

    Mine is ten timed worse

    Just deal with it
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  8. Post #5528
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,994 Posts
    i had a dream about ifap last night as well strangely enough but we were all playing vidya

    me, w00t, and the killer guy were playing medieval 2 total war doing crazee shit then like loads of us were playing this tactilol shooter game and clearing out an old abandoned hospital and shit

    wasnt a very significant part of my dream though but the rest of it was like with my family and basking sharks eating seals whole

    basking sharks only eat plankton
    why am i in ur dreams
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  9. Post #5529
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,177 Posts
    lol milk is butthurt

    Edited:

    Like seriously do you see this shit

    Mine is ten timed worse

    Just deal with it
    what's even wrong with yours it's tiny and unbolded and shit
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  10. Post #5530
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,717 Posts
    DONT GET LOST IN HEAVEN
    DONT GO OVER THE EEDGE
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  11. Post #5531
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    what's even wrong with yours it's tiny and unbolded and shit
    felix didnt know how to do html code
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  12. Post #5532
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    dont dream to me.
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  13. Post #5533

    January 2012
    153 Posts
    Took a couple Marine Poolees out to cookies chaos airsoft.....They fucking loved it.
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  14. Post #5534
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    lol poolees
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  15. Post #5535
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,172 Posts
    hey rood doods can you see my new avatar?
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  16. Post #5536
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,479 Posts
    hey rood doods can you see my new avatar?
    No, not even after doing ctrl+F5

    On a different topic, it's April 27th and snowing. Such is life in Canada.
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  17. Post #5537
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    hey rood doods can you see my new avatar?
    Some guy standing in front of a Norwegian Flag?

    It hasn't changed from that.
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  18. Post #5538
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,013 Posts
    I had a zombie dream last night. It went on for a really long time and even though is started off silly and weird, it got more serious and depressing as it went on and I woke up ready to cry =/
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  19. Post #5539
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,717 Posts
    Just learned Stylo, Dirty Harry, and Kids With Guns on bass.
    Easy, but a lot of fun.
    I'm left handed but got a free bass guitar from my grandfather.
    It's strung for righthanded people, but I figured it's easier than guitar so i'm just going to learn it upside down.
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  20. Post #5540
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,013 Posts
    Just learned Stylo, Dirty Harry, and Kids With Guns on bass.
    Easy, but a lot of fun.
    I'm left handed but got a free bass guitar from my grandfather.
    It's strung for righthanded people, but I figured it's easier than guitar so i'm just going to learn it upside down.
    Can't you just restring it for left handed play?
    (also I really like Stylo)
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  21. Post #5541
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,717 Posts
    Nah, I would but i don't feel like it. Plus i'd have to change the nut by the headstock, I believe.
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  22. Post #5542
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,889 Posts
    My friend is lefty but plays his guitar right-handed.
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  23. Post #5543
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,503 Posts
    Felix made mine unfunny so now I have to waste my last dollar to fix it
    I thought it was p. funny...

    Edited:

    somebody should buy me a title
    wink wink
    whatcha want?
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  24. Post #5544
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,510 Posts
    Just learned Stylo, Dirty Harry, and Kids With Guns on bass.
    Easy, but a lot of fun.
    I'm left handed but got a free bass guitar from my grandfather.
    It's strung for righthanded people, but I figured it's easier than guitar so i'm just going to learn it upside down.
    Become great player and famus like Albert King, who played guitar the way you play bass.
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  25. Post #5545
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,803 Posts
    better title


    still sucks lmao
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  26. Post #5546
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    you fucked it up
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  27. Post #5547
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,889 Posts
    What should I get for a title?
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  28. Post #5548
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    FAN OF CARDS

    Edited:

    POSSIBLY FROM A 212 AREA CODE
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  29. Post #5549
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,503 Posts
    What should I get for a title?
    poopdicks
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  30. Post #5550
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    I change my vote to poopdicks
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  31. Post #5551
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,889 Posts
    I would rather not have the title of poopdicks.
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  32. Post #5552
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,717 Posts
    I thought it was p. funny...

    Edited:



    whatcha want?
    i dunno
    something about shorts and how much of a midget i am
    whatever you want to do broski as long as it isnt about dicks
    thankyoooouuuuyeaeusethjgh

    Edited:

    thanks felix!
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  33. Post #5553
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,435 Posts
    GODDAMNIT NICK
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  34. Post #5554
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,177 Posts
    GODDAMNIT NICK
    lmao okay now it's amazing
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  35. Post #5555
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,889 Posts
    You know, I'd enjoy it if I were to have a title purchased for me... *wink wink*
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  36. Post #5556
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,803 Posts
    i want to fix my title

    how do
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  37. Post #5557
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,177 Posts
    i want to fix my title

    how do
    make it gayer
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  38. Post #5558
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,803 Posts
    i made it too bad
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  39. Post #5559
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,503 Posts
    Postal loves me c:
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  40. Post #5560
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,606 Posts
    I dont have an offensive title. I feel left out :(
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