1. Post #8641
    net
    net's Avatar
    January 2012
    529 Posts
    wavy long black hair master race
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  2. Post #8642
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    sometimes i masturbate to porn

    i heard some people masturbate to facebook tho and tats weird
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  3. Post #8643
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,368 Posts
    I would do horrible, unspeakable things to Audrey Hepburn.
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  4. Post #8644
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,590 Posts
    I have a ponytail fetish
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  5. Post #8645
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    I would do horrible, unspeakable things to Audrey Hepburn.
    but shes dead

    Edited:

    thats fucking weird fish
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  6. Post #8646
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,368 Posts
    okay, as she was in the mid 50's to 60's
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  7. Post #8647
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,590 Posts
    Audrey Hepburn looked so adorable when she was wet
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  8. Post #8648
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,368 Posts
    Audrey Hepburn looked so adorable when she was wet
    what
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  9. Post #8649
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    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,035 Posts
    Why are you guys talking about masturbating?
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  10. Post #8650
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,368 Posts
    oh
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  11. Post #8651
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,590 Posts
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  12. Post #8652
    net
    net's Avatar
    January 2012
    529 Posts


    damn emma watson is hot
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  13. Post #8653
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,368 Posts

    YEAH
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  14. Post #8654
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,627 Posts
    wow

    none of you congratulated me on my gay love


    nerds
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  15. Post #8655
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,590 Posts
    wow

    none of you congratulated me on my gay love


    nerds
    grats fag

    I got suspended for beating up a kid that was harassing a gay classmate in 7th grade

    your kind got me in trouble
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  16. Post #8656
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    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,035 Posts
    grats fag

    I got suspended for beating up a kid that was harassing a gay classmate in 7th grade

    your kind got me in trouble
    I recall doing the same thing ,but in 8th grade and the guy being harassed wasn't gay and the guy harassing him was gay.
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  17. Post #8657
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,590 Posts
    I recall doing the same thing ,but in 8th grade and the guy being harassed wasn't gay and the guy harassing him was gay.
    just cause you're gay doesn't mean I have to let you do whatever you want, fag
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  18. Post #8658
    RopaDope's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,000 Posts


    the perfect looking girl for me
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  19. Post #8659
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    white women + black man










    gray children
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  20. Post #8660
    RopaDope's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,000 Posts


    I prefer something more like this. I have a tough time finding shit like this on a whim but if I had to pick a girl to post up on a forum and go "She's amazing" it'd be someone like this.

    Not fat, but not anorexic either. This is pretty average size for most women. She's not bleach blonde (She's a dirty blonde unfortunately, but close enough I guess) and she's not overly painted up in makeup or anything like that.

    This is the kind of girl I'd expect to be my neighbor or work at a customer service counter.
    gross, its like my best friends ugly sister except shes fat and has a fucking axe wound vagina.
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  21. Post #8661
    Gold Member
    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,035 Posts
    just cause you're gay doesn't mean I have to let you do whatever you want, fag
    Im not gay you fag
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  22. Post #8662
    ಥ益ಥ ... Beautiful.
    Kill001's Avatar
    April 2006
    11,973 Posts
    I reproduce asexually

    don't need no woman
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  23. Post #8663
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    Kay you guys dont know what a sexy bitch is here ya go the 2 sexiest bitches





    these 2 be the DAM SEXIEST bitches you will find
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  24. Post #8664
    RopaDope's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,000 Posts
    wait is the the fucking indian from toy soldiers infront of niko?
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  25. Post #8665
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    WAT UP
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  26. Post #8666
    net
    net's Avatar
    January 2012
    529 Posts
    nm hbu
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  27. Post #8667
    Gold Member
    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,035 Posts
    I can't reproduce, I shoot blanks :c
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  28. Post #8668
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,853 Posts
    another 61 quality daily life posts
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  29. Post #8669
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    i think me heads gonna explode i got my pshychiatrist appointment at 3 pm, i gotta go to my school and talk to my guidance counsellor and assistant principle before that and i havent slept at all tongiht
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  30. Post #8670
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,851 Posts
    I had a terrible dream last night where I was in Iran and had an M16A4 that kept malfunctioning. Some terrorists raided my base, and all of them were dual-wielding M2 machine guns. Every time I went to shoot them, the shell casing shot out the barrel and the bullet was ejected. I took out the mag to find that the rounds were loaded in backwards, so I changed mags. This new one kept stovepiping after every other shot. Eventually the terrorists made it to me, but they felt so bad that my gun wasn't working they sat down and helped me fix it.
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  31. Post #8671
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,942 Posts
    french canadian girl from quebec moving to my school next week

    sorry niko/stup if its like your girlfriend (s) but im gonna bang her
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  32. Post #8672
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    french canadian girl from quebec moving to my school next week

    sorry niko/stup if its like your girlfriend (s) but im gonna bang her
    french canadians is gays.
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  33. Post #8673
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,942 Posts
    i dont care if she is a lesbian im going to fuck her

    IM GOING TO FUCK HER HARD OK
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  34. Post #8674
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    i dont care if she is a lesbian im going to fuck her

    IM GOING TO FUCK HER HARD OK
    what if she has peepee
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  35. Post #8675
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,315 Posts
    french canadian girl from quebec moving to my school next week

    sorry niko/stup if its like your girlfriend (s) but im gonna bang her
    French Canadian girls are fucking hot.

    Edited:

    Also since apparently my taste in women is gross you guys are never allowed to say I have high standards again.
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  36. Post #8676
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,962 Posts
    I honestly dont care how a girl looks. as long as she's like, not overwhelmingly fat, I'd be ok with her.
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  37. Post #8677
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,315 Posts


    Facebook post of the year every year.
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  38. Post #8678
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,962 Posts
    oh yeah and as long as she had a good personality.

    Edited:

    I have low standards. And i've still never had a girlfriend. =|
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  39. Post #8679
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,942 Posts
    what if she has peepee
    then its not a girl then you dumb fuck

    :)
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  40. Post #8680
    Gold Member
    Bomber9900's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,848 Posts
    kyles logic:
    "i have night vision i just close my eyes"
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