[CodeMonkey3]

Compromise sucks but you just do it.

The girl I'm trying to date right now has two tattoos and piercings. I dislike both of those things but I'll overlook them because I really like everything else about her.

And oh god she likes Spanish music which is just awful, thank god she's cute as hell.

[RopaDope]

holy fuck an argument about standards just happened. you guys are hilarious.

soo cute <3

[Wulfram]

I took a nap earlier and had a dream I was a werewolf and I had a sister and we were running away from vampires and then I went fucking commando and had an MP5 and shot up a ton of vampires and I was looting there bodies then Richard Branson came out of nowhere, put me and my sister on a boat and took us to New York and I ate a hot dog that had calamari on it and I was like holy shit then I woke up.

[BBOOBBYY!]

[JoonazL]

SSSPEEESH MAAHRREEEENS

[No Party Hats]

The Codex Astartes names this maneuver: Steel Pork.

[RopaDope]

fucking faggot i hate you

[wewt!]

I just finished my exams today

_FUCKING^{YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHH} _BITCHES

[CodeMonkey3]

Tactical Target



Face censored because of clearance

[cpt.armadillo]

I'm late, but in the real life standards be green eyes and blond hair is good. Long hair i like. I'll take anything that ain't fat and ugly and mean and all that. Pictures, I hate the barbie doll look. I go for something with color, screw flat white faces.

Edited:

I'll take short hair if it fits the person right, e.g. Kate Beckinsale.

Edited:

Underworld Kate.

[Northy66]

CodeMonkey3 posted:

Compromise sucks but you just do it.

The girl I'm trying to date right now has two tattoos and piercings. I dislike both of those things but I'll overlook them because I really like everything else about her.

Good for you man. Glad not everyone here is petty.

[Tark]

guys i have learned
how to make an egg mcmuffin
i am pro chef

[Webby2020]

i got drunk at this party and i called a lot of people and left voicemail


i called stewe and said something about his weight iirc

[Taepodong-2]

I just made some kind of concept pistol in PMG.


Basically supposed to be a poor man's Five-seveN.

[the_killer24]

its

very




boxy

[cardfan212]

Hi-Point already beat you to a box handgun.

[DarkSamus]

2 good

[Taepodong-2]

the_killer24 posted:

its

very




boxy

The idea is that you could put some kind of weight in the front boxy part and it would act like a compensator.

Edited:

Or it could just be some kind of cheesy sci-fi gun instead

[cardfan212]

Ok so I'm watching Mythbusters (the Brown Note episode) and they're testing a myth about whether or not someone would fly back when they get shot. They load up an MP5 and say "A 9mm hollow point is loaded into the M4 rifle."

Mythbusters, I am disappoint.

[Taepodong-2]

Now I made some kind of AK/SVD based SAW. The intention would be to replace the RPK as a squad support weapon in the Russian military.

[Fish Muffin]

So like an rpd or....?

[notrabies]

cardfan212 posted:

Ok so I'm watching Mythbusters (the Brown Note episode) and they're testing a myth about whether or not someone would fly back when they get shot. They load up an MP5 and say "A 9mm hollow point is loaded into the M4 rifle."

Mythbusters, I am disappoint.

I'm watching it too and was equally annoyed! ANGRY FANMAIL TIME

[the_killer24]

The latest fan mail one annoyed me to no end with the .50 through watermelons one

.50 AE != .50 BMG, goddamn

[Taepodong-2]

Fish Muffin posted:

So like an rpd or....?

In a way I guess you could say it is a modernized RPD.

[No Party Hats]

I'm normally not a big fan of AK designs, but that modern RPD does look pretty fucking cool

[milkandcooki]

TaiwanesePrick posted:

grats fag

I got suspended for beating up a kid that was harassing a gay classmate in 7th grade

your kind got me in trouble

im a day late but yesterday a cool thing happened at my summer school


these kids were SCHILLING the fuck out when some dude walks up to the gay kid in the group and says shit like "NIGGA FUCK YOU FAGOT, DICKSUCKER COCK FUCK"

so then his friends stand up and grab the guy and kick the shit out of him until he bled

dont mess with the gay death squads
~holla~~

[Back_Slash]

Taepodong-2 posted:

Now I made some kind of AK/SVD based SAW. The intention would be to replace the RPK as a squad support weapon in the Russian military.

It would be better if it was open bolt.

[Taepodong-2]

No Party Hats posted:

I'm normally not a big fan of AK designs, but that modern RPD does look pretty fucking cool

It's not even an RPD it's an SVD modified to be belt fed, fire in full auto only and chambered in 5.45. It's only a modernized RPD in concept. Internally it's all SVD.

Edited:

Back_Slash posted:

It would be better if it was open bolt.

I totally forgot that MGs were usually open bolt when I made it.

[Northy66]

Loving the whole imitation animatronic band look they've got going on and I want to have sex with the singers voice.

[Back_Slash]

how do you even miss that it was posted on this page.

[No Party Hats]

I love all of their voices, but my favorite by far is the dude with the brass goggles

Edited:

speaking of brass goggles

[Northy66]

Spent the past 7 hours listening to them I literally cannot stop.

e: i can be late I'm the one who put foos onto em.

[No Party Hats]

they seem pretty rad

[Inafinus :3]

scissor sisters are good

[TaiwanesePrick]

There's a brand of toothpaste here in Taiwan called "Hei Ren" which translates in "black person". The advertisement claims that it'll make your teeth appear as white as how a black people's teeth do and that black people have the whitest teeth.

[Taepodong-2]

TaiwanesePrick posted:

There's a brand of toothpaste here in Taiwan called "Hei Ren" which translates in "black person". The advertisement claims that it'll make your teeth appear as white as how a black people's teeth do and that black people have the whitest teeth.

But black people only have really white teeth because of the contrast between their skin and their teeth.

[W0w00t]

racist

[milkandcooki]

Inafinus :3 posted:

scissor sisters are good

This is the gay anthem.

[cardfan212]

Is Netflix worth it? I'm still in the stone ages where I go to a video rental store.

Edited:

Not Redbox because that's dumb.

[Mbbird]

cardfan212 posted:

Is Netflix worth it? I'm still in the stone ages where I go to a video rental store.

Edited:

Not Redbox because that's dumb.

I fucking love Netflix. You have to deal with the fact that not all movies you'll want won't be on instant though, but the selection available for the price you pay is unmatched.

Edited:

But if you get the Insant + DVD subscription then you can see virtually every movie you could ever want to. Just any movies you order won't always get to you in a day, unavoidable fault of the mailing system more than anything.