1. Post #9401
    I LET MY M1 DO THE TALKING
    /Vandy/'s Avatar
    April 2012
    2,395 Posts
    I get to borrow a fat kids Tokyo Maui G3 turned DMR until he claims it from my tech. Woo!

    Shit pageking
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  2. Post #9402
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,316 Posts
    i think it worked


    i start tomorrow lmao
    Of course it worked, I didn't say I was gonna halfass my skills for you.


    Also, my post-Blacksheep sunburn is far worse than I could ever have imagined.

    Skin on my neck has scabbed over completely, and the entirety of my forehead and arms is peeling off.

    Too much pain.
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  3. Post #9403
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,910 Posts
    Should've worn sunscreen.
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  4. Post #9404
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,511 Posts
    I got a nice post-Blacksheep tan
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  5. Post #9405
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,316 Posts
    I got a nice post-Blacksheep tan
    I did for a brief timeperiod, and then it started bubbling and peeled off.

    Edited:

    Should've worn sunscreen.
    I didn't get sunburned at all last year, thought I'd be fine :(
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  6. Post #9406
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,910 Posts
    I get sunburned so easily it's not funny. It'll only take 30 minutes and I'm bright red.
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  7. Post #9407
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,177 Posts
    I have a farmers tan and we're going to hawaii
    fuckin great
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  8. Post #9408
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,029 Posts
    My dad had a hella farmer's tan. His head, neck, arms and legs were a dark reddish brown, then his torso was white as fuck.
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  9. Post #9409
    YCheez's Avatar
    June 2011
    2,349 Posts
    I just started my job where I go to people houses and install green energy stuff like CFLs. 9 bucks an hour+3.50 for metering houses. Woot.
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  10. Post #9410
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,240 Posts
    I have a farmers tan and we're going to hawaii
    fuckin great

    you know what to do

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  11. Post #9411
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,029 Posts
    rejection feels bad man =<
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  12. Post #9412
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,421 Posts
    mega farmers tan here, outside a good portion of the day with both jobs, plus airsofting doesn't help.
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  13. Post #9413
    DPM FEELS SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH
    Dennab
    September 2011
    2,435 Posts
    I have a white kids tan. I have a consistent pasty white color with little to no tan.
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  14. Post #9414
    Huge faggot
    CritNick's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,391 Posts
    90% of facepunch above me
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  15. Post #9415
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    just had the sexiest game of bf3 ever

    got 26000 points WITH ONLY THE SKS

    WITHOUT A SCOPE

    WITHOUT ANY MILK
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  16. Post #9416
    Huge faggot
    CritNick's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,391 Posts
    milk?
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  17. Post #9417
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    5,014 Posts
    without any semen
    looks like it wasn't that sexy after all
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  18. Post #9418
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    First day on the job is tomorrow, looking forward to standing around in the sun for 10 hours while yelling at Ren Faire patrons.
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  19. Post #9419
    I LET MY M1 DO THE TALKING
    /Vandy/'s Avatar
    April 2012
    2,395 Posts
    So I heard from my tech that the G3 DMR is a MSG90
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  20. Post #9420
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,539 Posts
    So I heard from my tech that the G3 DMR is a MSG90
    It pretty much is. The MSG90 is basically just a G3 with a PSG1 barrel.
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  21. Post #9421
    I LET MY M1 DO THE TALKING
    /Vandy/'s Avatar
    April 2012
    2,395 Posts
    It pretty much is. The MSG90 is basically just a G3 with a PSG1 barrel.

    Yeah it has the different barrel, stock, fore grip, no front sight, and the claw rail mount. I get to try it out on Saturday, so maybe I'll post a review or something
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  22. Post #9422
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,511 Posts
    SEALs in 'Nam, c.1970 with M1a1 carbines
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  23. Post #9423
    NYES SSSS SSSS
    Kath's Avatar
    June 2007
    3,430 Posts
    Went shooting for the first time today :3 Fired 8 rounds out of my Mosin 91/30, 24 shots out of a .22, and a shot out of my friend's .50 cal Muzzleloader.

    I need more real guns now.
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  24. Post #9424
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    SEALs in 'Nam, c.1970 with M1a1 carbines
    the seal has the M16, the others are ARVN/militia irregulars
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  25. Post #9425
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    14,031 Posts
    gooks
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  26. Post #9426
    Gold Member
    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
    7,695 Posts
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  27. Post #9427
    Gold Member
    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,045 Posts
    rejection feels bad man =<
    What you feel when you:
    Get rejected - bad

    Get dumped - sad

    Get asked to be friends right after - the shit stain of a 2 year old's diaper

    Aliens are cool ,but I had a hard time understanding Prometheus

    Being a friend is better in some cases.
    still sucks though ;c
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  28. Post #9428
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,360 Posts
    What you feel when you:
    Get rejected - bad

    Get dumped - sad

    Get asked to be friends right after - the shit stain of a 2 year old's diaper
    Being a friend is better in some cases.
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  29. Post #9429
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,611 Posts
    ugh being family-zoned is much worse than being friend-zoned though.

    "I don't like you like that.... you're like a brother to me!"
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  30. Post #9430
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,360 Posts


    still sucks though ;c
    Girls aren't machines you throw kindness into and relationships fall out.

    Also the friend zone doesn't exist.
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  31. Post #9431
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,029 Posts
    Luckily, we are still friends, and the outing I was hoping would be a date is still happening, we're just going as friends
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  32. Post #9432
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,539 Posts
    I'm trying so hard not to start making retarded comments right now. Especially because over the summer I want to kill the negativity I feel about girls so when I go to college in September maybe I'll actually give enough of a shit to talk to them.
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  33. Post #9433
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,020 Posts
    I wrote on a roof and left a "Wanted" ad for someone to go back in time with me along with writing a broken down Microwave "Time Machine" with instructions and a tech support line that is my number on it and now I've got someone texting me asking for Time Machine Guy.

    Edited:



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  34. Post #9434
    RopaDope's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,000 Posts
    Luckily, we are still friends, and the outing I was hoping would be a date is still happening, we're just going as friends
    Things might turn out the way you want things to. just stick with that girl, dont let her walk all over you. show no interest in any girls but her and only talk to her. then she will realize you really do care for her. and if a guy ask if your her boyfriend just say "no but shes with me and im treating her to a good time today, so would you please exuse me" and take her with you. game that hoe homie, and she will be yours
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  35. Post #9435
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,020 Posts
    I've arranged to leave an instruction manual and crystals for them to properly Calibrate the Time Machine.
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  36. Post #9436
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,316 Posts
    Codemoney best money 2012.
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  37. Post #9437
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,029 Posts
    You should have given then the wrong kind of crystals or not enough to properly calibrate it. Now what if they go back in time and kill you before you create the time machine. You're fucked.
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  38. Post #9438
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,020 Posts
    Than so are they.
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  39. Post #9439
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,029 Posts
    =o
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  40. Post #9440
    Repulse`'s Avatar
    June 2012
    772 Posts
    Yo I'm drunk.
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