[Identity]

Ah.

It's felt like forever since I've been on here.

Most recent adventure for me was getting into a car accident a few hundred feet away from where an op was supposed to start. Kicked my door open, grabbed my gun and gear and played anyways. Fuck ice. Mother Nature's frosty cunt.

[TheDon]

My dad and i just dug up a brand new Bianchi LEO belt from 1995. It even has a molded leather M9 pistol holster that fits my CZ75. I need to get myself some sort of bodyguard suit to go with my new belt/holster.

[No Party Hats]

CubeManv2 posted:

No Westchester NY silly, your like the closest FP'er to me. We need to go to ET together

wow another new englander!

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[Stupideye]

I love the deep web, just got a free Kindle mailed out to me and I'm planning on getting a few more.

[Kill001]

is it true that deep web sites really has abundant CP, full auto guns, and explosives and grenades for order?

[Stupideye]

havent seen any CP yet but I know where to find it, it's everywhere but I just avoid that shit. for guns I've only seen pistols (available to ship right to your door, if it doesn't make it there, money back) for surprisingly cheap prices although the guy states right off the bat all the guns he sells are stolen.
haven't found much for explosives but if i looked i could probably find it.

[Kill001]

wow damn, I know cp is common in Japanese networks (irony, seen quite a bit back in my day) but I haven't been able to find guns and stuff that ship to your door

hmm, sort of want automatic guns...

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so how do you go about looking at deepweb; is it really that easy using a tor browser and going to the hidden wiki and clicking links? Is there any search engine like google to browse and search shit? (cheap stolen ak optic sights GOGOGO)

[stewe231]

So I had to design a magazine for art class.

patriotic as fuck yo

[jomt1234]

Tonsillitis (if that translates into halsfluss in swedish), I have it!

[CodeMonkey3]

ITT: I kinda want to break the law, I'm going to publically post my intention.

[jomt1234]

The penicillin and painkillers for my throat, 3 pills of penicillin every day for ten days, and the painkillers every two hours till I run out of them

[piggycan99]

I'm allergic to penicillin

[jomt1234]

Holy FUCK these were huge!
12gauge shell in comparison

[piggycan99]

jomt1234 posted:

Holy FUCK these were huge!
12gauge shell in comparison

chew em

[jomt1234]

No, I swallow them whole. They are 1 gram per piece :I

[Deathwig]

I've always been terrible at taking tablets.

[jomt1234]

[Psychokitten]

Deathwig posted:

I've always been terrible at taking tablets.

Water.

Lots of water.

[Deathwig]

I've tried that loads of times with no success -_-'

[Psychokitten]

Deathwig posted:

I've tried that loads of times with no success -_-'

Once the pill's in your mouth, cover it in a layer of saliva. Then gulp it down with water.

[jomt1234]

Deathwig posted:

I've tried that loads of times with no success -_-'

Split them in smaller pieces first, and swallow them, or mash them in a spoon to powder, put in a little amount of water and eat it.
The powder thing is not recommended out in public, could look like drugs

[piggycan99]

Durgs so wut, if the popo see you run

[jomt1234]

And when they catch you with half of the powder on your chin because you ran and missed your mouth, and a spoon they'll totally believe you when you tell them it's penicillin

[piggycan99]

jomt1234 posted:

And when they catch you with half of the powder on your chin because you ran and missed your mouth, and a spoon they'll totally believe you when you tell them it's penicillin

Id be like yo popo, its medivine okay sons, then you cockslap them and run

[Psychokitten]

piggycan99 posted:

Id be like yo popo, its medivine okay sons, then you cockslap them and run

then they catch you and slap public exposure onto the other charges

[piggycan99]

Psychokitten posted:

then they catch you and slap public exposure onto the other charges

Pfft im a ninja they wont find me

[felix the cat]

I didn't realize they closed the Psych wards in Canada too

[Psychokitten]

piggycan99 posted:

Pfft im a ninja they wont find me

Then they call up their pirate cousins and are all "yo we got dis ninja over hear you wan com git im?"

[felix the cat]

Psychokitten posted:

Then they call up their pirate cousins and are all "yo we got dis ninja over hear you wan com git im?"

Naw, they'll call the Shogun's Assassin.

[piggycan99]

Fuck bitches id be like ninja his ass an destroy him

[felix the cat]

This burrito I'm eating weights 5 pounds.

[notrabies]

felix the cat posted:

This burrito I'm eating weights 5 pounds.

Possessed by Fish?

[Stupideye]

Kill001 posted:

so how do you go about looking at deepweb; is it really that easy using a tor browser and going to the hidden wiki and clicking links? Is there any search engine like google to browse and search shit? (cheap stolen ak optic sights GOGOGO)

i've found everything so far just through the hidden wiki, i think there are search engines as well.

[piggycan99]

[D3vils Buddy]

piggycan99 posted:

I'm allergic to penicillin

Me too! though if I ever get penicillin, i'll die.

[piggycan99]

D3vils Buddy posted:

Me too! though if I ever get penicillin, i'll die.

You gay son

[D3vils Buddy]

not my fault, both my parents are allergic too it and it got passed on to me.

[piggycan99]

D3vils Buddy posted:

not my fault, both my parents are allergic too it and it got passed on to me.

Nope liar, i called yopur parents and askd

[FPKawaii]

Stupideye posted:

havent seen any CP yet but I know where to find it, it's everywhere but I just avoid that shit. for guns I've only seen pistols (available to ship right to your door, if it doesn't make it there, money back) for surprisingly cheap prices although the guy states right off the bat all the guns he sells are stolen.
haven't found much for explosives but if i looked i could probably find it.

Forgot drugs and overpriced ammo.

Kill, it pretty much is that easy. It's a good idea to turn off javascript too, and to search really really hard to find lesser known sites.

[Psychokitten]

piggycan99 posted:

Fuck bitches id be like ninja his ass an destroy him

then the pirates would pop a cap in yo ass an steal yo bling