1. Post #81
    PIRATE METAL BASTARD
    Zenpod's Avatar
    October 2009
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    Well then pirates should never sing again.
    Pirate metal is #~#toodeep#~#4u
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  2. Post #82
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    January 2010
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    Pirate metal is #~#toodeep#~#4u
    Yeah, too deep in shit
       nah jk just teasing <3   
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  3. Post #83
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
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    read desum's ban history for a good five minutes of laughter

    Edited:

    also fuck you zen for not backing me in that thread. that video was fucking dumb lol
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  4. Post #84
    Doman's Avatar
    January 2012
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    read desum's ban history for a good five minutes of laughter
    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/957729

    lol
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  5. Post #85
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    September 2008
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    Well, he is a pirate?
    actually hes just some fat guy who is not content with his own life and so pretends to be a pirate to feel better about himself
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  6. Post #86
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    July 2009
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    haha, "metalheads" in my town are hilarious. a friend of mine was hanging around with his gf and some people from her school (the metulheads) when they spotted some gothic chicks walking down the street. at that moment the metulheads started saying to each other "hey lets ask those chicks if they really know anything about metal" "lol! they probably don't know jack shit, they probably cant thell the difference between Rammstein and Rob Zombie" "yeah i'll bet you a hundred bucks that they don't know ANY thrash bands like BFMV or Trivium"

    all the while my friend, wearing a Sacred Reich shirt, was trying his best to contain his laughter
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  7. Post #87
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    Reign.... of TERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
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  8. Post #88
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
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    all the while my friend, wearing a Sacred Reich shirt, was trying his best to contain his laughter
    Tell your friend he's cool.

    I really need to get some band merch one of these days. I'd love to have a Sacred Reich shirt.
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  9. Post #89
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    This gonna get me a lot of disagrees, but i think band shirts are kind of ugly. 90% of the time it's just a black shirt with the bands cover-art on it.
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  10. Post #90
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    September 2008
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    They're difficult to pull off right but they can look good, most of the time they aren't so great though
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  11. Post #91
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    July 2009
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    That same friend I was talking about before wears a shirt with this plastered on it quite frequently:


    And when we were in Italy on a school trip he visited the Vatican with this image on his shirt

    he got a lot of dirty looks that day
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  12. Post #92
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    February 2006
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    try wearing a sutcliffe jugend shirt in bradford lol


    on another note goregrind carcass is the best carcass.
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  13. Post #93
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
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    This gonna get me a lot of disagrees, but i think band shirts are kind of ugly. 90% of the time it's just a black shirt with the bands cover-art on it.
    i wear some of them just because they are ugly lol
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  14. Post #94
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    January 2012
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    Carcass are fucking badass but Swansong really, would have honestly rather nothing.
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  15. Post #95
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    February 2006
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    tbh Symphonies of Sickness is my fav. Carcass album
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  16. Post #96
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    July 2009
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    Carcass are fucking badass but Swansong really, would have honestly rather nothing.
    I haven't heard the whole thing but if I remember correctly it wasn't too bad. I'll probably have to refresh my memory.

    Also, yes, Symphonies of Sickness is awesome. Necroticism is a close second and Reek of Putrefaction is still great despite the horrible production quality.
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  17. Post #97
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    February 2006
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    reek of putrefaction was clearly recorded in a skip full of two-week-old dismembered cadavers
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  18. Post #98
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  19. Post #99
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    New stuff from Stam1na! \o/

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  20. Post #100
    X-tra is the best user on Facepunch
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    New stuff from Stam1na! \o/

    Awesome music, brutal video. Fucking awesome allround

    Edited:

    Here, have some more Stam1na
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  21. Post #101
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    Hate it all you want, but some of there songs are fantastic.

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  22. Post #102
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
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    Hate it all you want, but some of there songs are fantastic.

    What is this doing in the metal megathread

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    Fuck yeah

    Edited:


    Chuggity chug chug

    Edited:


    Keelhaul is a pretty cool band.
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  23. Post #103
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  24. Post #104
    X-tra is the best user on Facepunch
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  25. Post #105
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    Those lyrics made me laugh so much.

    Edited:

    New stuff from Stam1na! \o/

    Not a bad song, but i don't like the keyboard

    Edited:

    That riff is actually pretty cool, and i love how meaty their guitars sound.
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  26. Post #106
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    February 2006
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    Those lyrics made me laugh so much.
    Yeah, i have to admit that the lyrics are hilarious but regardless, it's a great funeral doom track.

    Also didn't like that stam1na track very much but then i'm a troglodytic extreme metal fan who you should never listen to.
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  27. Post #107
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
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    New stuff from Stam1na! \o/

    Maybe the lyrics bare some relevance, but why do random red gloves strip him naked while he's singing?

    And then dunk him in water? And then punch him in the face?

    Oh God, what am I watching.

    In other news, metal is a lot funnier when you can't understand a word they're saying.
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  28. Post #108
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    Maybe the lyrics bare some relevance, but why do random red gloves strip him naked while he's singing?

    And then dunk him in water? And then punch him in the face?

    Oh God, what am I watching.

    In other news, metal is a lot funnier when you can't understand a word they're saying.
    The song is called 'The Emperor's New Clothes'.
    It's an old story about a few guys who tell the king that they made him clothes made out of a material that only wise men can see.
    Of course, its all bullshit, but the king acts like he can see the clothes because he wants everyone to think that he is wise.
    Anyways, the story ends up with the king going in a parade naked while people laugh at him.

    The punching however, was just because it's metal.
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  29. Post #109
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    February 2006
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    mortician are so hilariously, retardedly brutal they're impossible to dislike imho. One of my favourite brutal death metal bands tbh
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  30. Post #110
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  31. Post #111
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    November 2010
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    The song is called 'The Emperor's New Clothes'.
    It's actually "Ruler's new demands". There is only one "T" in "Vaateet"

    Also there are hints that its the bandmates who are beating the singer up. Guitarist has a zippo on his hands, there are red gloves on the keyboards, bassist has white coat hanging on his stack and there's a bucket behind the drumkit.
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  32. Post #112
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    It's actually "Ruler's new demands". There is only one "T" in "Vaateet"

    Also there are hints that its the bandmates who are beating the singer up. Guitarist has a zippo on his hands, there are red gloves on the keyboards, bassist has white coat hanging on his stack and there's a bucket behind the drumkit.
    Apologies, I'm an idiot.
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  33. Post #113
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    February 2006
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    these guys were great at Bloodstock in 2011, shame about the lousy sound quality on the main stage that day :<
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  34. Post #114
    PIRATE METAL BASTARD
    Zenpod's Avatar
    October 2009
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    women in metal, go
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  35. Post #115
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
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    we did this like two pages ago
    you're shit
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  36. Post #116
    PIRATE METAL BASTARD
    Zenpod's Avatar
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    Yeah in the last thread.
    no womens here yet.
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  37. Post #117
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    February 2006
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    i just can't resist postin' funeral doom no sir i can't
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  38. Post #118
    MotherPuncher's Avatar
    July 2009
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    women in metal

    Edited:

    no chick vocalist but a chick bassist, still counts i guess
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  39. Post #119
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    March 2006
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    Just uploaded one of the songs you can hear in EYE: Divine Cybermancy. It's a bit bland but I find it very catchy.

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  40. Post #120
    X-tra is the best user on Facepunch
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    August 2009
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    New stuff from 3 Inches of Blood! Woo
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