read desum's ban history for a good five minutes of laughter
also fuck you zen for not backing me in that thread. that video was fucking dumb lol
haha, "metalheads" in my town are hilarious. a friend of mine was hanging around with his gf and some people from her school (the metulheads) when they spotted some gothic chicks walking down the street. at that moment the metulheads started saying to each other "hey lets ask those chicks if they really know anything about metal" "lol! they probably don't know jack shit, they probably cant thell the difference between Rammstein and Rob Zombie" "yeah i'll bet you a hundred bucks that they don't know ANY thrash bands like BFMV or Trivium"
all the while my friend, wearing a Sacred Reich shirt, was trying his best to contain his laughter
Reign.... of TERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
This gonna get me a lot of disagrees, but i think band shirts are kind of ugly. 90% of the time it's just a black shirt with the bands cover-art on it.
They're difficult to pull off right but they can look good, most of the time they aren't so great though
That same friend I was talking about before wears a shirt with this plastered on it quite frequently:
And when we were in Italy on a school trip he visited the Vatican with this image on his shirt
he got a lot of dirty looks that day
try wearing a sutcliffe jugend shirt in bradford lol
on another note goregrind carcass is the best carcass.
Carcass are fucking badass but Swansong really, would have honestly rather nothing.
tbh Symphonies of Sickness is my fav. Carcass album
Also, yes, Symphonies of Sickness is awesome. Necroticism is a close second and Reek of Putrefaction is still great despite the horrible production quality.
reek of putrefaction was clearly recorded in a skip full of two-week-old dismembered cadavers
New stuff from Stam1na! \o/
Hate it all you want, but some of there songs are fantastic.
Also didn't like that stam1na track very much but then i'm a troglodytic extreme metal fan who you should never listen to.
And then dunk him in water? And then punch him in the face?
Oh God, what am I watching.
In other news, metal is a lot funnier when you can't understand a word they're saying.
It's an old story about a few guys who tell the king that they made him clothes made out of a material that only wise men can see.
Of course, its all bullshit, but the king acts like he can see the clothes because he wants everyone to think that he is wise.
Anyways, the story ends up with the king going in a parade naked while people laugh at him.
The punching however, was just because it's metal.
mortician are so hilariously, retardedly brutal they're impossible to dislike imho. One of my favourite brutal death metal bands tbh
Also there are hints that its the bandmates who are beating the singer up. Guitarist has a zippo on his hands, there are red gloves on the keyboards, bassist has white coat hanging on his stack and there's a bucket behind the drumkit.
these guys were great at Bloodstock in 2011, shame about the lousy sound quality on the main stage that day :<
women in metal, go
we did this like two pages ago
Yeah in the last thread.
no womens here yet.
i just can't resist postin' funeral doom no sir i can't
women in metal
no chick vocalist but a chick bassist, still counts i guess
Just uploaded one of the songs you can hear in EYE: Divine Cybermancy. It's a bit bland but I find it very catchy.
New stuff from 3 Inches of Blood! Woo