1. Post #481
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    Zero-Point's Avatar
    March 2006
    7,437 Posts
    We need a tutorial to be safe from zombies.
    Step 1: Door.


    Step 2: Barricade.


    Step 3: Go to bed.
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  2. Post #482
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    April 2009
    3,151 Posts
    Dear god, the latest version of the Technic Pack has randomly generating pirate ships. They're full of loot and on top of the island there appears to be an X. Digging down!
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  3. Post #483
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    October 2007
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  4. Post #484
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    February 2008
    10,980 Posts
    I was perfectly fine with how Minecraft was before, and I absolutely loathed the feeling of never being safe on Project Zomboid because zombies will always be able to get in your house. I don't really like hardcore much at all, but I was getting used to the whole hunger system and surviving the hard to kill mobs. I lost fucking everything I had worked my ass off in the old map, creepers keep destroying fucking everything I make, and now fucking zombies will be able to just prance into my front door. No. Fuck that. I don't want to play this game anymore.
    why dont you just kill yourself??? at any time a terrorist might burst into ur house and explode!!!
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  5. Post #485
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    May 2008
    3,698 Posts
    Sorry to barge in on the redstone conversation, but I've found a fun habit for naming things in multiplayer. I alone sailed across an ocean biome and landed to form a colony, away from the server's main town.

    I decided to call it "Pebble Landing". Instead of putting a sign that says "Pebble Landing" on it, I wrote a short poem on several signs.

    "This virgin land extends its bountiful hand, for us champions of foreign seas. Our crops need tilling and our ships need manning, but we welcome you to Pebble Landing."

    Better than nothing right?

    Right next to the main mine I plan on putting a sign or two that reads,

    "Down in the perilous depths below, a thousand rivers of magma flow."

    Better than "Public Mine" I think.

    So yeah guys, poetry on signs. It's fun.
    I remember during the glory days of Open Trail, I built a cosy treehouse in a dense forest and named it 'The Enderwoods' because of all the missing tree trunks.
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  6. Post #486
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    February 2008
    10,980 Posts
    step 1

    step 2


    Edited:

    We need a tutorial to be safe from zombies.
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  7. Post #487
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    October 2005
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    I don't have a ton of diamonds to waste on a zombie proof door.

    Edited:

    Got a cheaper alternative?
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  8. Post #488
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    May 2010
    3,925 Posts
    I don't have a ton of diamonds to waste on a zombie proof door.

    Edited:

    Got a cheaper alternative?
    a sword
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  9. Post #489
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    February 2008
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    I don't have a ton of diamonds to waste on a zombie proof door.

    Edited:

    Got a cheaper alternative?
    diamonds are the only thing strong enough unfortunately to stop a fully grown zombie
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  10. Post #490
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    April 2007
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    I don't have a ton of diamonds to waste on a zombie proof door.

    Edited:

    Got a cheaper alternative?
    dirt block in front of door
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  11. Post #491
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    February 2008
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    dirt block in front of door
    nah mate that'll barely stop a baby zombie let alone a fully grown one
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  12. Post #492
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    August 2009
    11,563 Posts
    Goddamn obsidian mining is slow as fuck, any enchantments out there that make it not so slow?
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  13. Post #493
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    December 2008
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    Goddamn obsidian mining is slow as fuck, any enchantments out there that make it not so slow?
    Efficiency.
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  14. Post #494
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    October 2005
    4,648 Posts
    I try to cast obsidian whenever I can, mining it is so fucking tedious.
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  15. Post #495
    Failure's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,442 Posts
    It's still faster mining the obsidian than before.
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  16. Post #496
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    May 2010
    3,925 Posts
    Efficiency 4 on obsidian is something like 5 seconds per obsidian, so it's reasonably fast, I have like 5 stacks of it in a chest somewhere because I like using it from time to time.
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  17. Post #497
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    January 2010
    5,238 Posts
    It just occurred to me what might happen if you put a dirt block in front of the door to stop zombies. What if an Enderman takes the block and the zombie breaks in? What if they're in cahoots?
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  18. Post #498
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    June 2010
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    It just occurred to me what might happen if you put a dirt block in front of the door to stop zombies. What if an Enderman takes the block and the zombie breaks in? What if they're in cahoots?
    Endermen don't take blocks anymore (right?)
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  19. Post #499
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    July 2009
    5,420 Posts
    Endermen don't take blocks anymore (right?)
    They do, just not player placed blocks.
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  20. Post #500
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    October 2011
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    They do, just not player placed blocks.
    Well that's a relief.
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  21. Post #501
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    June 2010
    21,167 Posts
    I need help here
    I'm having this problem with dokucraft where water states that I am a noob and need the patcher, but I have optifine, and this does not show on any other packs
    help :(

    Never mind, multicore edition of optifine is incompatible with one of my mods, changed to smooth version and it works perfectly now C:
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  22. Post #502
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    December 2008
    10,601 Posts
    I need help here
    I'm having this problem with dokucraft where water states that I am a noob and need the patcher, but I have optifine, and this does not show on any other packs
    help :(

    Dokucraft is optimised for mcpatcher, where optifine just makes you able to use higher packs. Optifine doesn't use the scrolling water textures that packs use for mcpatcher. You would have to replace the actual water texture in the terrain.png.
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  23. Post #503
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    June 2011
    916 Posts
    I personally love that zombies can break down doors. It brings back a bit of that survival feeling that I've missed back from Alpha and early Beta.
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  24. Post #504
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    April 2007
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    Changing the subject a little, Minecraft Pocket Garbage is actually starting to sound pretty decent, there's going to be mobs, crafting, more block types and all. And just a few hours ago (few = 4) the head developer for the PE edition said that they're releasing the new update tonight!

    So, as I started to get more interested in the game, I went ahead and decided to check out it's subforums. Apparently, there's texture packs for the PE, custom adventure maps, survival maps and a whole load of other stuff. If it gets anywhere near the level of 1.7.3 content-wise, I think it might just be worth buying it.
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  25. Post #505
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    February 2008
    10,980 Posts
    Well that's a relief.
    but
    then
    whats the point of endermen?
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  26. Post #506
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    May 2010
    3,925 Posts
    They pick up anything besides processed blocks like cobble, planks, etc. They will pick up dirt no matter who placed it.
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  27. Post #507
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    January 2010
    5,238 Posts

    Now, the question remains, how much space was used to make that?

    Am I close?
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  28. Post #508
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    February 2011
    2,596 Posts
    hoowee that snapshot server was fun

    then madmin spore lured all the creeepers to my house.

    sporeGA worst admin 2012.
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  29. Post #509
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    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,369 Posts
    What if they're in cahoots?
    I dunno if they could do that all the way from Canada...
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  30. Post #510
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    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    hoowee that snapshot server was fun

    then madmin spore lured all the creeepers to my house.

    sporeGA worst admin 2012.
    <3
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  31. Post #511
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    July 2011
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    What are some good mods?
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  32. Post #512
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    October 2005
    4,648 Posts

    Am I close?
    Pretty much that + a bunch of repeaters for dramatic timing
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  33. Post #513
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    May 2010
    3,925 Posts
    The effect is that it happens from the furthest out inward.
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  34. Post #514
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    July 2009
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    Just linked my mom to this

    she got a kick out of it; this is probably the best "megabuild" based off something from an actual movie or real life that I've ever seen.
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  35. Post #515
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    March 2006
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    They do, just not player placed blocks.
    They can't move cobblestone, stone, wood planks, etc.. They CAN move dirt, sand, gravel, and I believe logs as well as clay, cactus, and flowers/misc. plants.

    Edited:

    What are some good mods?
    Optifine and RedPower are the ones I'd recommend. Even if you don't care about redstone all that much, RedPower also allows you to cut up blocks into smaller pieces so you can make all kinds of nifty things, and includes more decorative blocks like marble and basalt as well as emerald, ruby, and sapphire blocks.
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  36. Post #516
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    September 2011
    5,308 Posts
    Anyone know how to install Djoslin's mods correctly? Not a single one's showing up, no matter what order it's installed or the method installed by. No, there aren't any incompatibilities.
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  37. Post #517
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    June 2008
    1,522 Posts
    Dokucraft is optimised for mcpatcher, where optifine just makes you able to use higher packs. Optifine doesn't use the scrolling water textures that packs use for mcpatcher. You would have to replace the actual water texture in the terrain.png.
    Optifine is identical to MCPatcher's HD textures, except Optifine gives you options to adjust it. Like turning off those scrolling textures.
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  38. Post #518
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    October 2009
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    Snip.
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  39. Post #519
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    May 2010
    3,925 Posts
    It seems the villagers aren't as smart as I thought. I did something similar to what people did with the clay soldiers mod, and the villagers will open doors if it lets in a zombie.
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  40. Post #520
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    December 2008
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    Optifine is identical to MCPatcher's HD textures, except Optifine gives you options to adjust it. Like turning off those scrolling textures.
    They must have changed it since the last time I've used it, then.
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