[fear me]

brandonsh posted:

I don't know, it seems like something Valve would do, dropping hints somewhere totally unrelated.

I don't recall them ever doing that. Have they?

[Marcolade]

And there's the fact that whoever wrote the review probably isn't spectacular with the English language. There's a lot of random upper-casing of letters for no reason, and, as Urser pointed out, there was a rather obvious spelling error.

[erik802]

can't wait.

[Lefter]

erik802 posted:

penis

something we all need

[Marik Bentusi]

Even if it was Valve, what makes you think it's not something like DOTA2 or a CSGO Beta, but Episode 3 instead?

[Neo Kabuto]

This apparently happened yesterday in TF2.

[Kahgarak]

testinglol posted:

You are saying that Alyx had big boobs?
You are saying that GlaDos is craving our cock?
You are saying that Chell is a sexually aroused monkey that is trying to procreate with everyone who has muscles or guns?

What are you smoking.

I like how sarevokh rated you dumb. How ironic.

[sarevokh]

Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.



(User was banned for this post ("Still shit-posting/trolling." - postal))

[Marcolade]

sarevokh posted:

Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

Erm, no? Probably because I'm not a creepy twelve year old.

[audun]

Neo Kabuto posted:

This apparently happened yesterday in TF2.

I WAS THERE TOO!

[sarevokh]

Marcolade posted:

Erm, no? Probably because I'm not a creepy twelve year old.

Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!

[Tulio]

sarevokh posted:

Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?
Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!

Your shitposting is the last thing we need in this thread man, get out

[jyggen]

sarevokh posted:

Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!

I don't play DNF for that. Actually, I don't play it at all because it's a shitty game.

[SFC3]

sarevokh posted:

Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

I which I didn't have to use this but I will.

[Marcolade]

sarevokh posted:

Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!

I played DNF because I waited so goddamned long for it, and I wanted some closure. And I'll admit, for as fucked up/stupid/immature as it was, I still enjoyed it.

[testinglol]

sarevokh posted:

Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

Are you perverted?
Oh wait
I think you are.
Its a "Video game". Not "Real life"
Sorry but i dont watch Lydia's boobs Or Alyx's ass.

[SFC3]

Not "Real life"

what's real-life?

[testinglol]

SFC3 posted:

what's real-life?

i dont know i think its some kind of food.

[sarevokh]

How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD

[testinglol]

sarevokh posted:

How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD

oh amazing.
you got 20 likes on youtube
*clap clap clap*
oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

[Bokito]

sarevokh posted:

How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD

You don't have to censor words here, seeing as most of us are mature enough to take it, unlike you.

[El Sito]

sarevokh posted:

How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD

Nice to know

[J!NX]

sarevokh posted:

Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

but I'm gay

[Deremix]

sarevokh posted:

How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD

Good god damn, you are a perverted, sexually depraved moron. You seriously don't learn, do you? Back for like, what, half a day and already banned again. I can't even begin to describe the level of fucking idiot that you have spat out all over this thread. Here's a tip: next time you're unbanned, don't come back here. We could really, REALLY do without sexist, perverted morons.

Now, let's get back on topic, shall we?

[J!NX]

lol dont you guys get he's trying to shit post the thread up?




lets talk about barneys locker

those pictures, who is it?

[a-cookie]

J!NX posted:

lol dont you guys get he's trying to shit post the thread up?




lets talk about barneys locker

those pictures, who is it?

We all know that's Barney's sweetheart waiting back at a dock in Britain for him.

[J!NX]

a-cookie posted:

We all know that's Barney's sweetheart waiting back at a dock in Britain for him.

well barneys a stud so not surprising

I mean look at him, afraid of cats and all that

[Canned Induvidual]

J!NX posted:

well barneys a stud so not surprising

I mean look at him, afraid of cats and all that

Did you hear a cat just now ?

[J!NX]

Canned Induvidual posted:

Did you hear a cat just now ?

[Canned Induvidual]

D:

Srs note: Still dont get why they are afraid of cats...

[J!NX]

Canned Induvidual posted:

D:

Srs note: Still dont get why they are afraid of cats...

I'm assuming teleportation + shit loads of gore

imagine only half of your body being teleported.

[fruxodaily]

sarevokh posted:

You should know the true place and true purpose of Video Games women. (basically the same as women pop singers).
They are just virtual objects, you can make the différence with real women.

Tell me, quote one, just one, VG girl who has not big breasts, ass, and not sized like a supermodel.

Dwarf VG women? Ugly? I'm just going one step further in my ideas of what the indistry give us.

I can't believe you just spewed that out of your mouth. Game designers who add a female character don't add tits and ass because all the virgins cum all over their monitors in disbelief, no, it is because that's what some woman bodies look like when they're mature. You don't understand how girls work or even how the adult body work only persisting to say that they're nothing but objects in the video game world.

Alyx is nothing far short than an object, she helps you a lot in Half Life and makes a great companion, even though Eli implies there should be some sexual activity going on, that is the only time they make mention to sexual activity, throughout the game Alyx shows love, friendship and trust not sexual thoughts of stopping Gordon to give him a quick blowjob and root to revive him to destroy the citadel and end the combine regime.

You're a fucking idiot son, I cannot believe I spent this much time writing this you obviously don't know what standards are.

I guess you'll learn but you can't see it. If you want to be a games designer when you leave primary school, god help you.

[Sentryturret]

J!NX posted:

I'm assuming teleportation + shit loads of gore

imagine only half of your body being teleported.

Something like in Harry Potter when they get splinched?

[xalener]

testinglol posted:

Are you perverted?
Oh wait
I think you are.
Its a "Video game". Not "Real life"
Sorry but i dont watch Lydia's boobs Or Alyx's ass.

>Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

_______________

Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.

[VaSTinY]

xalener posted:

>Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

_______________

Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.

It probably will be as Gabe has said they want to go for a more dark nature and make elements that genuinely mentally frighten the players

[Marcolade]

xalener posted:

>Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

_______________

Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.

This isn't 4chan, mate. Greentext doesn't work here, and I wouldn't attempt it here anyways, as it makes you look like an idiot.

Other than that, I agree with the second half of your post. I do kind of hope the next episode will have a much more grim feel to it all now that Eli's gone (And possibly the Combine having attained everything he knows by sucking out his brain).

[J!NX]

xalener posted:

>Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

_______________

Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.

Ravenholm was one of my most favorite levels

shit was soooo cash

[fear me]

I just kind of find it boring now that I'm so used to it.

[wombo]

J!NX posted:

Ravenholm was one of my most favorite levels

shit was soooo cash

I almost pooped my pants in fear when I played it for the first time.
I remember I was at the part with the slow moving cart ride thingy, and I had no idea where to go, and the zombies kept on spawning until i was overwhelmed and I finally figured it out.

[J!NX]

wombo posted:

I almost pooped my pants in fear when I played it for the first time.
I remember I was at the part with the slow moving cart ride thingy, and I had no idea where to go, and the zombies kept on spawning until i was overwhelmed and I finally figured it out.

Once you figure it out fully all you do is beat the shit out of them before they come up and hide if they do
then its like "wow boy am I slow"