1. Post #361
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    Dennab
    June 2007
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    I don't know, it seems like something Valve would do, dropping hints somewhere totally unrelated.
    I don't recall them ever doing that. Have they?
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  2. Post #362
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    November 2008
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    And there's the fact that whoever wrote the review probably isn't spectacular with the English language. There's a lot of random upper-casing of letters for no reason, and, as Urser pointed out, there was a rather obvious spelling error.
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  3. Post #363
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    can't wait.
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  4. Post #364
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    January 2012
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    something we all need
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  5. Post #365
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    June 2010
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    Even if it was Valve, what makes you think it's not something like DOTA2 or a CSGO Beta, but Episode 3 instead?
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  6. Post #366
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    This apparently happened yesterday in TF2.
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  7. Post #367
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    May 2008
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    You are saying that Alyx had big boobs?
    You are saying that GlaDos is craving our cock?
    You are saying that Chell is a sexually aroused monkey that is trying to procreate with everyone who has muscles or guns?

    What are you smoking.
    I like how sarevokh rated you dumb. How ironic.
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  8. Post #368

    April 2011
    231 Posts
    Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
    Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.



    (User was banned for this post ("Still shit-posting/trolling." - postal))
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  9. Post #369
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    November 2008
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    Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.
    Erm, no? Probably because I'm not a creepy twelve year old.
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  10. Post #370
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    January 2012
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    This apparently happened yesterday in TF2.
    I WAS THERE TOO!
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  11. Post #371

    April 2011
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    Erm, no? Probably because I'm not a creepy twelve year old.
    Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

    Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!
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  12. Post #372
    Dennab
    May 2011
    564 Posts
    Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?
    Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!
    Your shitposting is the last thing we need in this thread man, get out
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  13. Post #373

    March 2011
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    Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

    Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!
    I don't play DNF for that. Actually, I don't play it at all because it's a shitty game.
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  14. Post #374
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    Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
    Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

    I which I didn't have to use this but I will.
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  15. Post #375
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    November 2008
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    Oh, come on... Don't you play Duke Nukem Forever just for that two chicks sucking your dick in the beginning of the game, and all these strippers everywhere?

    Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!
    I played DNF because I waited so goddamned long for it, and I wanted some closure. And I'll admit, for as fucked up/stupid/immature as it was, I still enjoyed it.
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  16. Post #376
    gay as h*ck
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    January 2012
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    Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
    Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.

    Are you perverted?
    Oh wait
    I think you are.
    Its a "Video game". Not "Real life"
    Sorry but i dont watch Lydia's boobs Or Alyx's ass.
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  17. Post #377
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    Not "Real life"
    what's real-life?
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  18. Post #378
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,038 Posts
    what's real-life?
    i dont know i think its some kind of food.
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  19. Post #379

    April 2011
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    How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

    And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
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  20. Post #380
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
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    How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

    And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
    oh amazing.
    you got 20 likes on youtube
    *clap clap clap*
    oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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  21. Post #381
    I wish I had a tentacle hand. Japan would pay billions for some real-life tentacles.
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    How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

    And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
    You don't have to censor words here, seeing as most of us are mature enough to take it, unlike you.
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  22. Post #382
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    How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

    And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
    Nice to know
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  23. Post #383
    Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.
    but I'm gay
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  24. Post #384
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    How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?

    And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
    Good god damn, you are a perverted, sexually depraved moron. You seriously don't learn, do you? Back for like, what, half a day and already banned again. I can't even begin to describe the level of fucking idiot that you have spat out all over this thread. Here's a tip: next time you're unbanned, don't come back here. We could really, REALLY do without sexist, perverted morons.

    Now, let's get back on topic, shall we?
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  25. Post #385
    lol dont you guys get he's trying to shit post the thread up?




    lets talk about barneys locker

    those pictures, who is it?
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  26. Post #386
    I love bestiality!
    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,832 Posts
    lol dont you guys get he's trying to shit post the thread up?




    lets talk about barneys locker

    those pictures, who is it?
    We all know that's Barney's sweetheart waiting back at a dock in Britain for him.
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  27. Post #387
    We all know that's Barney's sweetheart waiting back at a dock in Britain for him.
    well barneys a stud so not surprising

    I mean look at him, afraid of cats and all that
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  28. Post #388
    Canned Induvidual's Avatar
    February 2009
    1,909 Posts
    well barneys a stud so not surprising

    I mean look at him, afraid of cats and all that
    Did you hear a cat just now ?
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  29. Post #389
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  30. Post #390
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    February 2009
    1,909 Posts
    D:

    Srs note: Still dont get why they are afraid of cats...
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  31. Post #391
    D:

    Srs note: Still dont get why they are afraid of cats...
    I'm assuming teleportation + shit loads of gore

    imagine only half of your body being teleported.
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  32. Post #392
    I do it all
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    November 2010
    13,717 Posts
    You should know the true place and true purpose of Video Games women. (basically the same as women pop singers).
    They are just virtual objects, you can make the différence with real women.

    Tell me, quote one, just one, VG girl who has not big breasts, ass, and not sized like a supermodel.

    Dwarf VG women? Ugly? I'm just going one step further in my ideas of what the indistry give us.
    I can't believe you just spewed that out of your mouth. Game designers who add a female character don't add tits and ass because all the virgins cum all over their monitors in disbelief, no, it is because that's what some woman bodies look like when they're mature. You don't understand how girls work or even how the adult body work only persisting to say that they're nothing but objects in the video game world.

    Alyx is nothing far short than an object, she helps you a lot in Half Life and makes a great companion, even though Eli implies there should be some sexual activity going on, that is the only time they make mention to sexual activity, throughout the game Alyx shows love, friendship and trust not sexual thoughts of stopping Gordon to give him a quick blowjob and root to revive him to destroy the citadel and end the combine regime.

    You're a fucking idiot son, I cannot believe I spent this much time writing this you obviously don't know what standards are.

    I guess you'll learn but you can't see it. If you want to be a games designer when you leave primary school, god help you.
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  33. Post #393
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    May 2011
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    I'm assuming teleportation + shit loads of gore

    imagine only half of your body being teleported.
    Something like in Harry Potter when they get splinched?
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  34. Post #394
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    May 2009
    2,558 Posts
    Are you perverted?
    Oh wait
    I think you are.
    Its a "Video game". Not "Real life"
    Sorry but i dont watch Lydia's boobs Or Alyx's ass.
    >Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

    _______________

    Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.
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  35. Post #395
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    >Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

    _______________

    Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.
    It probably will be as Gabe has said they want to go for a more dark nature and make elements that genuinely mentally frighten the players
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  36. Post #396
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    November 2008
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    >Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

    _______________

    Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.
    This isn't 4chan, mate. Greentext doesn't work here, and I wouldn't attempt it here anyways, as it makes you look like an idiot.

    Other than that, I agree with the second half of your post. I do kind of hope the next episode will have a much more grim feel to it all now that Eli's gone (And possibly the Combine having attained everything he knows by sucking out his brain).
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  37. Post #397
    >Implying all the shit we feel is important isn't just more inane BS invented by our very species in a desire to control and reason with our own nature.

    _______________

    Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.
    Ravenholm was one of my most favorite levels

    shit was soooo cash
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  38. Post #398
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    Dennab
    June 2007
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    I just kind of find it boring now that I'm so used to it.
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  39. Post #399
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    Ravenholm was one of my most favorite levels

    shit was soooo cash
    I almost pooped my pants in fear when I played it for the first time.
    I remember I was at the part with the slow moving cart ride thingy, and I had no idea where to go, and the zombies kept on spawning until i was overwhelmed and I finally figured it out.
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  40. Post #400
    I almost pooped my pants in fear when I played it for the first time.
    I remember I was at the part with the slow moving cart ride thingy, and I had no idea where to go, and the zombies kept on spawning until i was overwhelmed and I finally figured it out.
    Once you figure it out fully all you do is beat the shit out of them before they come up and hide if they do
    then its like "wow boy am I slow"
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