1. Post #5801
    Gold Member
    Nevec's Avatar
    June 2008
    1,094 Posts
    I imagine gabe returning from his vacation, his whole body violently attacked by sharks.
    He collapses on the ground on his belly, everyone goes silent
    Gabe mutters his last words: "I... I want you to.. To have thi--..."
    With his last strength, he turns his body around
    In his hands is Half Life 3.
    And the disc is broken.
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  2. Post #5802
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    dije's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,760 Posts
    And the disc is broken.
    Use the steam key inside to add it to your account and download
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  3. Post #5803
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    halflife_123's Avatar
    June 2006
    1,678 Posts
    Use the steam key inside to add it to your account and download
    The ink has ran on the code due to it getting wet.

       inb4 this turns into a text based adventure thread   
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  4. Post #5804
    Put into CSI scanner and say "repair"
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  5. Post #5805
    .EDI's Avatar
    June 2012
    528 Posts
    I imagine gabe returning from his vacation, his whole body violently attacked by sharks.
    He collapses on the ground on his belly, everyone goes silent
    Gabe mutters his last words: "I... I want you to.. To have thi--..."
    With his last strength, he turns his body around
    In his hands is Half Life 3.
    Cool story bro:)
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  6. Post #5806
    Tucan Sam's Avatar
    May 2007
    858 Posts


    Antec, what are you hiding
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  7. Post #5807
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    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    18,368 Posts
    I recognize that image, Adam Lewis made it.

    http://cghub.com/images/view/156969/
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  8. Post #5808
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    redBadger's Avatar
    November 2008
    15,044 Posts
    It's sad, we don't even know the name of this game yet.
    the fact that every valve employee has referred to it as 'Half-Life 3' has to say something.
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  9. Post #5809
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    nightlord's Avatar
    May 2009
    7,402 Posts
    the fact that every valve employee has referred to it as 'Half-Life 3' has to say something.
    I haven't seen it be mentioned as Half-life 3 without it being called that in the question that was asked them.
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  10. Post #5810
    Spagetto's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,606 Posts
    I've noticed that whenever a Valve employee is getting asked about HL3, both the interviewer and the Valve employee get kinda quiet and awkward, as if they don't want to talk about it.
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  11. Post #5811
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    papaya's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,962 Posts
    I imagine gabe returning from his vacation, his whole body violently attacked by sharks.
    He collapses on the ground on his belly, everyone goes silent
    Gabe mutters his last words: "I... I want you to.. To have thi--..."
    With his last strength, he turns his body around
    In his hands is Richochet 2.
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  12. Post #5812
    ichiman94's Avatar
    August 2010
    860 Posts
    I've noticed that whenever a Valve employee is getting asked about HL3, both the interviewer and the Valve employee get kinda quiet and awkward, as if they don't want to talk about it.
    Development hasn't ever started.
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  13. Post #5813
    Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.
    Ezhik's Avatar
    April 2009
    14,584 Posts
    the fact that every valve employee has referred to it as 'Half-Life 3' has to say something.
    It's also been referred to as Episode 3.
    Shit's crazy.
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  14. Post #5814
    Dennab
    April 2012
    337 Posts
    What the hell are you doing valve!?
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  15. Post #5815
    [GM] Gaw's Avatar
    September 2009
    636 Posts
    It's also been referred to as Episode 3.
    Shit's crazy.
    It's not been referred to that by a Valve employee in a long time. These days, everyone calls it 'Half-Life 3'.
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  16. Post #5816
    xplodwild's Avatar
    October 2010
    104 Posts
    It's not been referred to that by a Valve employee in a long time. These days, everyone calls it 'Half-Life 3'.
    In most leaked files/path/entities names, they refer to it as "ep3".
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  17. Post #5817
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    redBadger's Avatar
    November 2008
    15,044 Posts
    In most leaked files/path/entities names, they refer to it as "ep3".
    I never trust the file directories because they're always out of date.
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  18. Post #5818
    I hope they call it Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2 just to spite you guys.
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  19. Post #5819
    razorbeamz's Avatar
    April 2011
    970 Posts
    I hope they call it Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2 just to spite you guys.
    I hope they call it that so it comes after Episode 2 in alphabetical order.
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  20. Post #5820
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    September 2008
    424 Posts
    I hope they call it Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2 just to spite you guys.
    I hope that it's Prospero:Source
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  21. Post #5821
    I hope that it's Prospero:Source
    Or

    Valve presents "Gordon's 5th Game"
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  22. Post #5822
    Crimptor's Avatar
    January 2012
    689 Posts
    How about Half-Life 1: Episode 5
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  23. Post #5823
    Willing to off arm for a robot arm
    Killer monkey's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,303 Posts
    Link to the CSGO trailer?
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  24. Post #5824
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  25. Post #5825
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    nightlord's Avatar
    May 2009
    7,402 Posts
    It's not been referred to that by a Valve employee in a long time. These days, everyone calls it 'Half-Life 3'.
    Have they said Half-life 3 where it wasn't called that in the question that was asked? I don't think i've seen them do that.
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  26. Post #5826
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    .FLAP.JACK.DAN.'s Avatar
    September 2010
    4,172 Posts
    Why the fuck do you guys have to keep discussing what the title of the the next halflife game will be. They all end the same, we wont know until it is revealed. This has been discussed at least 50 times already.
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  27. Post #5827

    April 2011
    302 Posts
    Why the fuck do you guys have to keep discussing what the title of the the next halflife game will be. They all end the same, we wont know until it is revealed. This has been discussed at least 50 times already.
    Maybe this is over. Half-Life 2 = 1/2 Life X 2 = 1 Life.

    HL3 is "Get a Life"!
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  28. Post #5828
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    alien_guy's Avatar
    June 2009
    4,547 Posts
    The New Half Life
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  29. Post #5829
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,676 Posts
    Valve doesn't have time to name the next Half-Life game, they're going into film with their DOTA 2 documentary.

    Then they're going to release a music service as part of Steam with ebooks and an ereader shortly after that.
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  30. Post #5830
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,973 Posts
    I've noticed that whenever a Valve employee is getting asked about HL3, both the interviewer and the Valve employee get kinda quiet and awkward, as if they don't want to talk about it.
    It's like going to your dad and saying, "Oh, look at what I did daddy," and him being like, "Oh, that's cool. Where's your homework?"
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  31. Post #5831
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,676 Posts
    It's like going to your dad and saying, "Oh, look at what I did daddy," and him being like, "Oh, that's cool. Where's your homework?"
    "It's been 5 years since the last piece of homework you've worked on, you've never brought it up again and you seem to be doing anything and everything but it."
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  32. Post #5832
    Francisco's Avatar
    June 2012
    856 Posts
    "It's been 5 years since the last piece of homework you've worked on, you've never brought it up again and you seem to be doing anything and everything but it."
    story of my life
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  33. Post #5833
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    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    Maybe this is over. Half-Life 2 = 1/2 Life X 2 = 1 Life.

    HL3 is "Get a Life"!
    Then it's already out? It doesn't look as good as I expected.
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  34. Post #5834
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,676 Posts
    Games that valve has worked on since the Orange Box:
    -Left 4 Dead (2008)
    -Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
    -Alien Swarm (2010)
    -Portal 2 (2011)
    -Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (2012)
    -Dota 2 (2012)

    Game Related Things:
    -Updating pre-Orange Box games to that engine (including achievements)
    -Constant Team Fortress 2 Updates (including levels, mann co. store, events, etc)
    -Portal 2's level editor (now includes co-op option!)
    -Porting all of their games to Mac (Linux still in development, L4D2 first, more to follow)/having PS3 connect to Steam

    Other:
    -Steam Overlay
    -Big Picture mode
    -Steamworks
    -Steam Workshop
    -Steam Greenlight
    -Steam for Schools
    -Release all "Meet The..." videos + Source Filmmaker
    -DOTA 2 Documentary

    What we want:
    -The one fucking sequel to the game that Valve is know for
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  35. Post #5835
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    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,230 Posts
    Games that valve has worked on since the Orange Box:
    -Left 4 Dead (2008)
    -Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
    -Alien Swarm (2010)
    -Portal 2 (2011)
    -Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (2012)
    -Dota 2 (2012)

    Game Related Things:
    -Updating pre-Orange Box games to that engine (including achievements)
    -Constant Team Fortress 2 Updates (including levels, mann co. store, events, etc)
    -Portal 2's level editor (now includes co-op option!)
    -Porting all of their games to Mac (Linux still in development, L4D2 first, more to follow)/having PS3 connect to Steam

    Other:
    -Steam Overlay
    -Big Picture mode
    -Steamworks
    -Steam Workshop
    -Steam Greenlight
    -Steam for Schools
    -Release all "Meet The..." videos + Source Filmmaker

    What we want:
    -The one fucking sequel to the game that Valve is know for
    It's like they don't even want fucking anything to do with it anymore. Do they really hate it or are they just afraid of how to approach it?
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  36. Post #5836
    IM BATMAN's Avatar
    June 2011
    632 Posts
    It's like they don't even want fucking anything to do with it anymore. Do they really hate it or are they just afraid of how to approach it?
    No, they're probably afraid it'll end up being like 2003. How would you feel if you had to go to a launch party with a lot of disappointed fans with nothing for you to show?
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  37. Post #5837
    Certified Witch - Cutie Department
    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
    14,134 Posts
    before anyone posts it i would like to let everyone know this is fake:

    http://black-aperture.com/
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  38. Post #5838
    Shirky's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,633 Posts
    I see 745 new posts and start jizzing buckets, just to find nothing.

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  39. Post #5839
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    9,842 Posts
    im sorry for your loss
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  40. Post #5840
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    .FLAP.JACK.DAN.'s Avatar
    September 2010
    4,172 Posts
    It's like they don't even want fucking anything to do with it anymore. Do they really hate it or are they just afraid of how to approach it?
    It's just that no one or not a lot of people at Valve are interested working on the next Halflife installment.
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