1. Post #3281
    Walls black like black waters, when they are heavy and seem to belong to other seas
    MakoSkyDub's Avatar
    January 2011
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    I was out partying this saturday and I feel like a total alien for that. It started good as usual, with a few drinks and great conversations. I had fun for real. Then later on the same evening, we went to this club thingy (It was past midnight), then it completely died for me. I was bored all the hours we spent there and I got home regretting not going home earlier.

    This happends to me pretty much everytime I'm out. Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just me? Makes me feel like shit anyhow.
    Not everyone enjoys the club scene dude, don't worry about it. If you want to drink and have conversations, suggest a pub instead, or someone's house.


    Well fuck. Thanks for the advice. Time to grab the prozac.
    If that is the case, it's not like you've lost anything. Keep moving and keep your head up.
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  2. Post #3282
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    went to party, got slightly buzzed, apparently that was enough to awaken the part of me that's capable of flirting without being hilariously awkward. hit it off well with a girl, chatted for a while, went to make a move, she informs me that she does not like men and instead likes girls. :(

    i believe i said something like "so do I. what's not to like?"

    that did not remedy the situation. :(
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  3. Post #3283
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
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    Hahaha you get points for that line though!
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  4. Post #3284
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    June 2008
    4,746 Posts
    went to party, got slightly buzzed, apparently that was enough to awaken the part of me that's capable of flirting without being hilariously awkward. hit it off well with a girl, chatted for a while, went to make a move, she informs me that she does not like men and instead likes girls. :(

    i believe i said something like "so do I. what's not to like?"

    that did not remedy the situation. :(
    By "did not remedy the situation, what do you mean?
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  5. Post #3285
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    7,090 Posts
    i believe i said something like "so do I. what's not to like?"

    that did not remedy the situation. :(
    Man you've got guts to had said something like that
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  6. Post #3286
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    January 2009
    3,471 Posts
    The girl I'm talking about says she only has sex with people shes dated or has known for years. She basically picks who she wants to have sex with on camera. Shes very prude IRL and she has a boyfriend.
    Apparently, he doesnt treat her well and thats why she asked a guy out. But the fact that the guy KNEW she did porn and was being a manwhore about it just made it weird.
    Link a video or two, you know, to help her out :I
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  7. Post #3287
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    November 2006
    5,666 Posts
    I was out partying this saturday and I feel like a total alien for that. It started good as usual, with a few drinks and great conversations. I had fun for real. Then later on the same evening, we went to this club thingy (It was past midnight), then it completely died for me. I was bored all the hours we spent there and I got home regretting not going home earlier.

    This happends to me pretty much everytime I'm out. Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just me? Makes me feel like shit anyhow.
    Yeah that happens to me a lot. When it does, it's best to just bug out. Now, I have no idea why you might be like that, but I know I personally am an introvert and prefer intimate experiences as opposed to large groups. I like to take a girl I'm interested in (or a friend) away from the pack after a while and spend time with just them. Helps me wind down from crazy nights.
    went to party, got slightly buzzed, apparently that was enough to awaken the part of me that's capable of flirting without being hilariously awkward. hit it off well with a girl, chatted for a while, went to make a move, she informs me that she does not like men and instead likes girls. :(

    i believe i said something like "so do I. what's not to like?"

    that did not remedy the situation. :(
    A lesbian friend I'd known for a year or so said "Your destiny is to turn a gay girl straight". Queue "INFINITE 20 YEAR OLD WISDOM" now. She got super butthurt when I took her friend home and it resulted in mucho drama. I thought she liked the girl and I went to apologize, saying "I didn't know you liked her, I wouldn't have cock blocked you had I known." Just the look on her face told me I had somehow missed the point. It took quite a while for me to figure out she was mad because she liked me, not the girl.

    Anyway she's a super feminazi now and I can't help but think I may have partially caused that lol.
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  8. Post #3288
    I ARE REPTAR's Avatar
    October 2010
    581 Posts
    You cant always rely on liquid courage. Whats going to happen when you call this girl and you realize you aren't that brave? I'm only assuming this since you stated: "infront of a crowd without being embarrassed or scared."
    Well i called her and we're going to the movies on sunday. So i doubt i need to dance in front of a large crowd again. I'll play it safe man, don't you worry.
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  9. Post #3289
    Kingy_ME's Avatar
    April 2012
    396 Posts
    He sounds very insecure or very controlling. You should never be fearful of someone you love or constantly shouting at them. I hope he can learn to control his anger, but if he cant and it progresses to something worse, I'd tell her to leave him immediately.
    Don't worry she dumped him.
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  10. Post #3290
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    By "did not remedy the situation, what do you mean?
    no booty for zinayzen :(
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  11. Post #3291
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    September 2008
    16,865 Posts
    Link a video or two, you know, to help her out :I
    Google Cyrus Blow.
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  12. Post #3292
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    August 2009
    8,228 Posts
    How can I make myself comfortable around women? I can interact with the opposite sex extremely well, but I can't get a "moving" relationship.
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  13. Post #3293
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    You just have to force yourself to act like you are until it permanently becomes part of your character
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  14. Post #3294
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,147 Posts
    Seriously love you guys. Don't feel bad anymore at all, I realized I had no reason to, since I didn't do anything wrong. I'm happy now. Thanks all.
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  15. Post #3295
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,886 Posts
    ive been texting this girl i met the other day and shes called and hung up really fast twice now

    honestly i think she might just suck at texting or something and instead accidentally called, but its sorta weird
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  16. Post #3296
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    March 2009
    17,082 Posts
    I often like to pretend I am a sex robot from the future, named Sexmotron, but I'm a poor judge of when it's appropriate to do so.
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  17. Post #3297
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,886 Posts
    ok shes really talkative i dont want to text her anymore
    plz phone go away
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  18. Post #3298
    Walls black like black waters, when they are heavy and seem to belong to other seas
    MakoSkyDub's Avatar
    January 2011
    7,100 Posts
    ok shes really talkative i dont want to text her anymore
    plz phone go away
    My first girlfriend

    Edited:

    oh hey how r you,
    hello?
    i know its only 8 in the morning on a weekend BUT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO START TEXTING YOU
    THIS TEXTING SESSION WILL BE FOURTEEN HOURS IN DURATION ROWRROWLLOWR
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  19. Post #3299
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
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    My first girlfriend

    Edited:

    oh hey how r you,
    hello?
    i know its only 8 in the morning on a weekend BUT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO START TEXTING YOU
    THIS TEXTING SESSION WILL BE FOURTEEN HOURS IN DURATION ROWRROWLLOWR
    had a girlfriend like that, she would put her phone in a plastic bag just so she could text me in the shower.

    she was a nutcase.
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  20. Post #3300
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    no, she was a genius
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  21. Post #3301
    My first girlfriend

    Edited:

    oh hey how r you,
    hello?
    i know its only 8 in the morning on a weekend BUT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO START TEXTING YOU
    THIS TEXTING SESSION WILL BE FOURTEEN HOURS IN DURATION ROWRROWLLOWR
    My girlfriend texts me all day. If I don't feel like responding, I don't. It's not hard

    Edited:

    Well not all day, but quite frequently she'll text me before I've woken up.
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  22. Post #3302
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,147 Posts
    no, she was a genius
    how about she used to wear a dog collar to school, until her ex brought a dog leash and attached her to it?

    this is from an extremely long time ago.
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  23. Post #3303
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    she was a kinky genius.
    you let the best one go.
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  24. Post #3304
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    May 2008
    3,482 Posts
    Well, she really wanted to see me the other day for some reason, so she came over and talked to me. She said she overreacted over being stressed over many things that had nothing to do with me and she was afraid of hurting me, so she wanted to get away from me. She said she doesn't understand why she gets like that, but she wants to figure out what it is and take care of it.

    Of course, I told her I'd always be there for her even if she gets incredibly stressed out like that. I've always loved her, and she said that even though she may have been cold, she said she missed me every second and just didn't know what to do. I'm not the kind of person that can damn someone for something I truly know can't help it, because she's the sweetest person otherwise. My whole family loves her to death.

    Anyway, we're back together, so we're happy. Doesn't mean I won't prove to her that I can't be responsible though, because she is right about the job thing regardless. She even said her manager will call me asap, so yeah, pretty awesome.
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  25. Post #3305
    Walls black like black waters, when they are heavy and seem to belong to other seas
    MakoSkyDub's Avatar
    January 2011
    7,100 Posts
    My girlfriend texts me all day. If I don't feel like responding, I don't. It's not hard

    Edited:

    Well not all day, but quite frequently she'll text me before I've woken up.
    I'm sure it would be fine if you were actually good with each other, but I was like 15, I wanted a girlfriend just for the sake of having one and we weren't right for each other whatsoever
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  26. Post #3306
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    Aries's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,231 Posts
    so i moved in with my friend who is a bit of a hippy. she said she's glad I moved in, because she had just broken up with her boyfriend. they'd been going out for about a year, and she broke up with him because he's been a bit of a dick. among other things, she told him she'd been feeling depressed and mentally unwell, but asked him not to tell anyone about it since she was (and is) getting help. he just needed to know, since they were together.

    So he wrote a song about it, mentioning her name and relationship to him, and sang it to hundreds of people. People - do not do this. That is all.
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  27. Post #3307
    I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND LOVE COCKS
    DrBreen's Avatar
    June 2007
    4,991 Posts
    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...et_that_could/

    I don't know if any of the stuff there it's true, since it's reddit after all, but the stories are fucked up, i know there's a lot of minorly depressed people on facepunch, maybe this can boost some morale i don't know.
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  28. Post #3308
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    October 2010
    581 Posts
    so i moved in with my friend who is a bit of a hippy. she said she's glad I moved in, because she had just broken up with her boyfriend. they'd been going out for about a year, and she broke up with him because he's been a bit of a dick. among other things, she told him she'd been feeling depressed and mentally unwell, but asked him not to tell anyone about it since she was (and is) getting help. he just needed to know, since they were together.

    So he wrote a song about it, mentioning her name and relationship to him, and sang it to hundreds of people. People - do not do this. That is all.
    I have a guy on Facebook that just split up with his girlfriend and so he thought he'd add an even to his timeline thing called "End of relationship and my life" along with this picture:

    I don't know why you would do this.
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  29. Post #3309
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    March 2009
    17,082 Posts
    I somehow got roped into going to a student council meeting to argue the case for a starting an on-campus veteran's club. When I volunteered to help out with this, I was not made aware that this was a speaking role. It all seems a bit silly!

    Silly in the sense that we have to go through student council, I mean. It's not like the clubs have funding or anything. They just sit around and do clubby things.
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  30. Post #3310
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    January 2012
    939 Posts
    Okay, so, today has been interesting. The following will be poorly phrased and have no structure whatsoever.

    I found out that on of my friends has feelings for me and that another might do but also would go out with me. Now I have no idea what to do. I will call them A and B from now on. If I only knew about A I would probably ask her out but then knowing that B has feelings for me means I am somewhat reluctant to do so because she is a good friend and I don't want to hurt her. Of course, if I go out with B I end up hurting A, and if I go out with neither I am still single and so are they. I have no idea what to do. I have probably left out a load of important information so feel free to ask questions. I am incredibly confused right now.

    Edited:

    A would go out with me, may have feelings for me, B has feelings for me...
    So, yesterday I asked A out (in the teenager sense of do you want to be my girlfriend, the dating process pretty much nullified by the fact we already know each other really well) and she said yes

    4 hours later she texts me saying that she has changed her mind because we are good friends and she doesn't want to risk that (me and my ex are nowhere near as close as we were before we went out).
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  31. Post #3311
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    October 2008
    4,441 Posts
    So, yesterday I asked A out (in the teenager sense of do you want to be my girlfriend, the dating process pretty much nullified by the fact we already know each other really well) and she said yes

    4 hours later she texts me saying that she has changed her mind because we are good friends and she doesn't want to risk that (me and my ex are nowhere near as close as we were before we went out).
    I wouldn't worry about it. Aint nothing but a thing
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  32. Post #3312
    Jabalab's Avatar
    July 2007
    282 Posts
    Hello Advice thread, I would like some advice on this situation, cause I am feeling a little gloomy...

    So, I was talking to this chick for about 3 weeks, and i decide to talk to her if she liked me the way i digged her. (you know, you like a chick, talk to her for awhile, see what happens go out...)

    Now mind you, She had some of the prettiest eyes and a great personality, 2 key, she did not have that good of a body, but that is no problem, for the first 2 reasons is why I liked her. She is pretty book smart, but really street dumb. Some people thought she is ugly, i personally did not think she was ugly in the least bit, but she was no model.
    Now picture me; (sorry if i boast, its just the way i thought my self) I play football, I am pretty decently built, i way about 195, I am relatively smart, taking honor and AP classes, but here is the kicker, (in my opinion, this is why i have never had a girl friend) i am about 5'4/5'5.

    This is probably the only chick that i actually liked not just for her body (kind of shallow i suppose). Any way back to the story

    So I talk to her on Friday about if she digged me like I digged her. Well she didn't, it hurt a little bit, but i shook it off. Now, you would think it would be awkward after that(i have 2 classes with her, sitting by her in both classes) but it wasn't, not even in the least bit, we still talked during class like that never happened. I am like ok, i deal with this, but that all changed what i figured out today...

    Today, she was behind me talking to another chick about some guy... and I am like " alright, that's kind of douche to be talking about while I am right here...", but apparently it was about another guy she was texting and how they might be a thing. What made it bad was, while i was texting her those 3 weeks, she was talking to him about getting together so to speak. (they were talking as if they might date each other after a month of talking.).

    So i decide to look this fucker up online to see what he looks like, and to be honest, he is not the worst looking dude ever (no homo.) and i get a little angry, how i start to think about how this might not have happened. well a scenario keeps playing in my head, that if i was taller, like 5'11/6'1, something might have happened between us. Now it is so VERY painful to talk to her during classes and shit knowing that she might hook up with a complete douche bag.

    Now, that is problem one, how do i forget about her and move on, or go "hard mode" and take her from that douche bag, so to speak? As for problem two is, my height.
    My height, in my personal opinion, is what is making me look unattractive, so to speak. i honestly think i have a decent face and body build, but its the height that is killing me. i do not really know what else to say about my height... i want you opinions on it, because it feels like no chick wants a short fucker, and it makes me think, what if i grow up alone and die alone?

    If y'all can help on these problems, that would be FANTASTIC!
    Also Tl;Dr height problems and girl problem.
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  33. Post #3313
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
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    Hello Advice thread, I would like some advice on this situation, cause I am feeling a little gloomy...

    So, I was talking to this chick for about 3 weeks, and i decide to talk to her if she liked me the way i digged her. (you know, you like a chick, talk to her for awhile, see what happens go out...)

    Now mind you, She had some of the prettiest eyes and a great personality, 2 key, she did not have that good of a body, but that is no problem, for the first 2 reasons is why I liked her. She is pretty book smart, but really street dumb. Some people thought she is ugly, i personally did not think she was ugly in the least bit, but she was no model.
    Now picture me; (sorry if i boast, its just the way i thought my self) I play football, I am pretty decently built, i way about 195, I am relatively smart, taking honor and AP classes, but here is the kicker, (in my opinion, this is why i have never had a girl friend) i am about 5'4/5'5.

    This is probably the only chick that i actually liked not just for her body (kind of shallow i suppose). Any way back to the story

    So I talk to her on Friday about if she digged me like I digged her. Well she didn't, it hurt a little bit, but i shook it off. Now, you would think it would be awkward after that(i have 2 classes with her, sitting by her in both classes) but it wasn't, not even in the least bit, we still talked during class like that never happened. I am like ok, i deal with this, but that all changed what i figured out today...

    Today, she was behind me talking to another chick about some guy... and I am like " alright, that's kind of douche to be talking about while I am right here...", but apparently it was about another guy she was texting and how they might be a thing. What made it bad was, while i was texting her those 3 weeks, she was talking to him about getting together so to speak. (they were talking as if they might date each other after a month of talking.).

    So i decide to look this fucker up online to see what he looks like, and to be honest, he is not the worst looking dude ever (no homo.) and i get a little angry, how i start to think about how this might not have happened. well a scenario keeps playing in my head, that if i was taller, like 5'11/6'1, something might have happened between us. Now it is so VERY painful to talk to her during classes and shit knowing that she might hook up with a complete douche bag.

    Now, that is problem one, how do i forget about her and move on, or go "hard mode" and take her from that douche bag, so to speak? As for problem two is, my height.
    My height, in my personal opinion, is what is making me look unattractive, so to speak. i honestly think i have a decent face and body build, but its the height that is killing me. i do not really know what else to say about my height... i want you opinions on it, because it feels like no chick wants a short fucker, and it makes me think, what if i grow up alone and die alone?

    If y'all can help on these problems, that would be FANTASTIC!
    Also Tl;Dr height problems and girl problem.
    I think it's a little ridiculous to blame it all on your height, and to be honest I'd just move on.
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  34. Post #3314
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
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    My girlfriend texts me all day. If I don't feel like responding, I don't. It's not hard

    Edited:

    Well not all day, but quite frequently she'll text me before I've woken up.
    i appreciate the texting frequency of my girlfriend, usually we text once every other day and that's great, i seriously find being in constant contact with each other tiresome, there's only so much you can say
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  35. Post #3315
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    March 2007
    4,207 Posts
    this might seem weird now, but ive been dating my girlfriend for about 10 months now and besides the 2 months that i was in basic training, our relationship has been one long, unending conversation. texting all day, talking on the phone an hour or more a day, etc.
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  36. Post #3316
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    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    I texted a shitton with my ex, constantly the whole day. But honestly that was pretty annoying after a while mainly due to the fact that she thought I would do stuff behind her back whenever I ceased to write her after more than one hour.

    Currently with my girlfriend we never write eachother that much, sometimes on skype but we also live like 10 minutes away. So it is a lot easier, I am so thankful for that.

    Constant writing can be a tad annoying if you are kind of busy.
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  37. Post #3317
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    i text the girl im currently with a lot but we're both very understanding that we're busy people so it doesn't bother me and it doesn't bother her if one party neglects to answer, we just pick it up some other time.
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  38. Post #3318
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    8,795 Posts
    this might seem weird now, but ive been dating my girlfriend for about 10 months now and besides the 2 months that i was in basic training, our relationship has been one long, unending conversation. texting all day, talking on the phone an hour or more a day, etc.
    what the hell did you talk about, your daily meals and bowel movements?
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  39. Post #3319
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,886 Posts
    i would love a girl to talk about my bowel movements with
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  40. Post #3320
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    i would love a girl to talk about my bowel movements with
    oh jo you rascal
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