1. Post #2481
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    XanaToast.'s Avatar
    July 2010
    8,444 Posts
    So i had a School trip to Stormount, which is basically Northern Ireland's Parliament, and i had a great idea to write "BOMB" on my water bottle and "DETONATOR" on my rice crispy bar since a friend told me we had to go through a security checkpoint. I finally got there, my friends were staring at me and i was shitting myself because i just realised, if they can't take a joke, im in deep shit

    thank god they never found them. could have been nasty
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  2. Post #2482
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,107 Posts
    Guys, you know what's awesome? Selling 3 3/4 inch action figures for 80 dollars.



    The same one went for 135 a few days ago, so hopefully someone will up bid this guy, but I'm okay with 80.
    With that kind of money you can buy three value plus German soldiers from Dragon.
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  3. Post #2483
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    Dennab
    July 2010
    4,828 Posts
    So i had a School trip to Stormount, which is basically Northern Ireland's Parliament, and i had a great idea to write "BOMB" on my water bottle and "DETONATOR" on my rice crispy bar since a friend told me we had to go through a security checkpoint. I finally got there, my friends were staring at me and i was shitting myself because i just realised, if they can't take a joke, im in deep shit

    thank god they never found them. could have been nasty
    They are pretty tight in Security,

    After all they covered their building in Cow Shit to camouflage themselves.

       At least that's what my brother tells me, he knows more about the politic stuff than i do.   
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  4. Post #2484
    The King Of Zing
    minilandstan's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,900 Posts
    Looks like Joazzz got terminated
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  5. Post #2485
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    Fussy!'s Avatar
    June 2007
    9,075 Posts
    So I made a group to basicly help everyone that works with screenshots:
    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/OldAndNew
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  6. Post #2486
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    XanaToast.'s Avatar
    July 2010
    8,444 Posts

    After all they covered their building in Cow Shit to camouflage themselves.
    yeah, funny enough they told us that when we got into the senate chamber.

    pretty cool building, my friend Jack dared me to say "dicks" into the microphones in the council chamber. luckily they were off
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  7. Post #2487
    X-tra is the best user on Facepunch
    Deri102's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,990 Posts
    Have my exams next week. I decided to cancel all plans and get to studying...


    then i bought max payne 3
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  8. Post #2488
    I'm a loner who likes to get beat up at school
    Zeraxify's Avatar
    June 2009
    11,563 Posts
    The day of the exams came with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding.
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  9. Post #2489
    lonefirewarrior's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,393 Posts
    Saw this on MSNBC



    Explosion going off? Whatevah.
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  10. Post #2490
    Skeleton Porn-Star
    Devil Traitor's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,419 Posts
    This day couldn't get any luckier when I found a 20 dollar on the street while walking the dog.
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  11. Post #2491
    No one likes you, get banned.
    gtanoofa's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,157 Posts
    I have a friend that finds 5 euro bills whenever he goes out, even when he takes the trash out.
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  12. Post #2492
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    Dennab
    July 2010
    684 Posts
    I just found a captain's pin on the ground at a store today.

    Someone's going to get discharged.

    Also :

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  13. Post #2493
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    Played BFBC2: Vietnam.

    22k Points. 147 capitalist G.I kirred. 57 pins and awards.

    I are credit to NVA.
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  14. Post #2494
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    July 2010
    5,393 Posts
    So I saw Prometheus and uhhh...    humans and xenomorphs are pretty much the same shit? WTF?   
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  15. Post #2495
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    So I saw Prometheus and uhhh...    humans and xenomorphs are pretty much the same shit? WTF?   
    Only thing I remembered of prometheus was PREEEAAAAAAAAW
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  16. Post #2496
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    Dennab
    July 2010
    684 Posts
    So I saw Prometheus and uhhh...    humans and xenomorphs are pretty much the same shit? WTF?   
    This is why modern prequels to classic films should not exist.
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  17. Post #2497
    Metal Gear!
    Dennab
    July 2011
    3,490 Posts
    So my computer decided to kill itself, again.
    This time, however, I couldn't backup anything, like I got the chance to a few days back when this happened.
    So I lost everything I've ever made.
    Skins, model hacks, ports, everything.
    :(
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  18. Post #2498
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    So my computer decided to kill itself, again.
    This time, however, I couldn't backup anything, like I got the chance to a few days back when this happened.
    So I lost everything I've ever made.
    Skins, model hacks, ports, everything.
    :(
    A few days ago? that should be a sign to copy everything onto a portable hard drive asap.

    sorry about your loss.
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  19. Post #2499
    Metal Gear!
    Dennab
    July 2011
    3,490 Posts
    Thing is that I did that, and as soon as I moved everything onto my desktop again, everything seemed okay, but then it happened again.
    Just my luck I guess
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  20. Post #2500
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    Joazzz's Avatar
    June 2008
    24,614 Posts
    Looks like Joazzz got terminated
    i'm back
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  21. Post #2501
    lonefirewarrior's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,393 Posts
    I didn't realize Exterminatus replaced the AR with a Lasgun until now.



    It's like the aftermath of a Crazy Knife picture.
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  22. Post #2502
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    KingGrim's Avatar
    July 2011
    385 Posts
    So many dead bodies and ammunition...
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  23. Post #2503
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    guess the game.

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  24. Post #2504
    CUNT DESTROYER
    Hunterdnrc's Avatar
    August 2008
    10,963 Posts
    Wreck it Ralph.
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  25. Post #2505
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    Wreck it Ralph.
    I can't be the only one wishing that this part was a real game, can I?
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  26. Post #2506
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,107 Posts
    I think Wreck it Ralph is where we're going to see the only footage of Meet the Pyro.
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  27. Post #2507
    A six sided fish cube of the Flounder variety
    TheGoodDoctorF's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,225 Posts
    Just watched a movie called "Evil Bong 3"
    I...
    I...
    I don't...
    What?
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  28. Post #2508
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
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  29. Post #2509
    CUNT DESTROYER
    Hunterdnrc's Avatar
    August 2008
    10,963 Posts
    If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you.

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  30. Post #2510
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    Exorade's Avatar
    October 2006
    5,375 Posts
    That's pretty tacticool in Call of duty way. But I want that for my Iphone.
    http://www.clasohlson.fi/Product/Lar...Hi/38-4656.jpg
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  31. Post #2511
    THAT'S IT, YOUR ASS IS MINE LOSER!
    Dennab
    February 2011
    708 Posts
    If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you.

    bring it punk
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  32. Post #2512
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,371 Posts
    That's pretty tacticool in Call of duty way. But I want that for my Iphone.
    http://www.clasohlson.fi/Product/Lar...Hi/38-4656.jpg
    why not just get a magpul case.
    so you can master the art of the dynamic iphone.
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  33. Post #2513
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    Exorade's Avatar
    October 2006
    5,375 Posts
    why not just get a magpul case.
    so you can master the art of the dynamic iphone.
    Because I wasn't aware of the existence of this magpul case. Anyway, that doesn't have a screen protector.

    Got Iphone today, last time I upgraded a mobile was six years ago. I also found out that the operators switch sometime during the next fifteen days. So it's like getting a car a month before the paperwork is done. All there is to do is to turn the wheel and push the pedals.
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  34. Post #2514
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    wraithcat's Avatar
    December 2007
    13,056 Posts
    So been browsing tvtropes again

    Deunan|ghost Notice how things take on an entirely different slant when you say them in a foreign language. How French sounds sexy, how Spanish sounds exotic, how Japanese sounds cute, how Latin sounds profoundly badass, and how anything you shout in German sounds either hammy or evil, sometimes both, depending on your tone of voice.
    Deunan|ghost I wonder how stuff sounds to others in czech
    Deunan|ghost hmm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6I9LkXS4uQ czech
    Deunan|ghost french http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3jwPGslUw
    Deunan|ghost german http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKOJ5...eature=related
    Deunan|ghost and english http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y
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  35. Post #2515
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    Joazzz's Avatar
    June 2008
    24,614 Posts
    another day at the beach kiosk

    water 18 C, air 20 C, inside kiosk probably 200 C

    F-18s circling around all day, there's an airbase nearby


    also, kids on mopeds coming around and littering the water

    fucking kids
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  36. Post #2516
    I'm a loner who likes to get beat up at school
    Zeraxify's Avatar
    June 2009
    11,563 Posts
    atta boy joazzz, the working life is already turning you into a grumpy old man

    let the hate flow through you
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  37. Post #2517
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,107 Posts
    RIP Cartoon Network-Born Good, Died when they broke the fourth wall and brought memes to TV.
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  38. Post #2518
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    Joazzz's Avatar
    June 2008
    24,614 Posts
    atta boy joazzz, the working life is already turning you into a grumpy old man

    let the hate flow through you
    i'm not old!

    it's just those

    fucking


    kids
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  39. Post #2519
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    KingGrim's Avatar
    July 2011
    385 Posts
    RIP Cartoon Network-Born Good, Died when they broke the fourth wall and brought memes to TV.
    Tell me more about this, I haven't watched T.V. in like five years.
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  40. Post #2520
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,107 Posts
    Here is the best example of what Cartoon Network has become, view at your own risk-


    It's like I'm staring into the bottomless void of Reddit and 9gag.
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