I fucking hate boatshoes
Never liked that shoe type
so I got these grey skinny jeans for $5 yesterday, and I don't know what to wear them with. Even if I cut them off into shorts, I'm clueless. What could go with something like these?
for me sperrys and vans are the go to spring/summer shoes. I guess a lot of people don't really like boat shoes here but they do work with just about any outfit.
i only wear dc skate shoes
skate or die bitches
converse make boat shoes now
i kinda like em
uhh yeeah gurrrl.
Or add a Bowler.
Chicks dig Bowlers.
Oh god no!
I'm bringing suspenders and bowties back, yo.
I really don't want to sound like an asshole
but you literally look like a clown
1. those jeans don't look like they really suit you...too big maybe? weird cut? etc...
2. the black shirt w/ black jeans can rarely be pulled off. you need some contrast
3. just don't wear hats. there's a fine line with hats between good and bad and it's better if you just forget about them until you get better with fashion in general
4. i'm not crazy about your glasses. if you can, get a different pair.
5. also not crazy about that watch type thang on your wrist.
6. consider a different facial hairstyle and please do something different with your hair. please.
7. color is your friend
If you really came here for advice, go back and reread the basics. overall, nothing in your outfit works with anything else in your outfit. it sort of leaves me confused.
i can't tell if you're serious
I'm pretty certain Gubru is joking about this..........right? Right?
Consider getting a hair cut. You can still get your hair long, but a good hair dresser will shape it and make it fall better. It could be a case of getting it cut short so it will grow out into a more flattering shape.
Wearing bow ties is always going to be hit and miss, but wearing bow ties with a polo shirt will always be a miss. Wearing bow ties with a short sleeved shirt will also probably be a miss.
I can't really fault the polo shirt, but I'd advise against tucking it in.
Braces can work with some outfits, but as with the bow tie they lend themselves to more formal, long sleeved shirts. Those particular braces that you're wearing don't look very nice, imo; if you had your heart set on them consider investing in a nice leather pair, or some high contrast solid colour ones (e.g. red). Also, get them a lot slimmer. Thick braces scream granddad.
Your jeans are too loose - this is clear from the way they bunch up under your belt. I can't tell a lot about them, but the colour isn't great for this outfit. Maybe consider a pair of chinos or some slim fit dark blue jeans.
Uh, I tried to do a photoshop in like five minutes with a trackpad, but it didn't really work
Nevertheless, this (shoddily pasted together) guy is still a bit more presentable. I would still question his choice in black polo shirt and the suspenders have to go (even making them red didn't work). It's great that you're experimenting in presenting your own style, though! It just didn't quite work this time.
jesus you're all raging over some photos? Do you want to prove us all that you're so good in fashion? Maybe he's joking, maybe he's not, point is, don't make such a big deal out of it
Haha! I fooled all of you.
Do you really think Fashionmaster-Gubru would really wear such an ensemble?!
I present to you, my stylish reverse-micheal-jackson-thriller jacket:
Because the normal thriller jacket is too mainstream~
I need some henleys.