1. Post #9441
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    To be honest it seems kinda stupid already.

    Edited:

    Directed towards that little story.
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  2. Post #9442
    rinoaff33's Avatar
    August 2011
    5,814 Posts
    To be honest it seems kinda stupid already.

    Edited:

    Directed towards that little story.
    This is the Internet, what do you expect?
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  3. Post #9443
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    That can be said about ANYTHING on the internet that's remotely stupid.

    -OK-
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  4. Post #9444
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    That can be said about ANYTHING on the internet that's remotely stupid.

    Anyway, i never knew Buckethead was in this game.



    Edited:

    Fun Fact: Doing this makes the NPC unable to see you, so you can steal anything and they don't know about it, no need to sneak either.
    Everyone knows that, and sorry I guess you would rather see the entire thread complaining about the game?
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  5. Post #9445
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts
    Yeah that was discovered on release day even.
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  6. Post #9446
    Gold Member
    RetaDepa's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,238 Posts
    It's kind of weird how in Oblivion everybody is ugly as fuck, but in Skyrim literally everybody looks badass.
    Except from Proventus Avenicci with his fuckin' tiny, tiny little face and his eggy head.
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  7. Post #9447
    rinoaff33's Avatar
    August 2011
    5,814 Posts
    Except from Proventus Avenicci with his fuckin' tiny, tiny little face and his eggy head.
    He makes up for it by being a diplomatic adviser who wields a claymore.
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  8. Post #9448
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    RetaDepa's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,238 Posts
    He makes up for it by being a diplomatic adviser who wields a claymore.
    His head looks like a stubbly testicle with three little bowling ball holes on the front.
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  9. Post #9449
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    Hopefully this makes up for the lateness in my last post.


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  10. Post #9450
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,736 Posts
    Can somebody point me to the notable Thalmor sympathizers in Skyrim? I'm making a nice collection of Black Soul gems...
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  11. Post #9451
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    6,584 Posts
    probably my best creation yet

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  12. Post #9452
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    Just when you think he looks amazing from the front, he turns to the side and looks like Adonis.
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  13. Post #9453
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts
    Oblivion: Birds Edition.
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  14. Post #9454
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    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    6,584 Posts
    died laughing of this one

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  15. Post #9455
    Gold Member
    DiscoInferno's Avatar
    November 2008
    6,969 Posts
    I like playing as an Imperial soldier in Skyrim, it gives me a definite purpose and I like having a uniform, or maybe I just like the Imperial armour. I'm still having doubts as to whether it is the right thing to do, my biggest gripe is the lack of religious freedom, especially when such ban is a step in destroying the world.
    Just thinking about the Thalmor makes me feel the need to take them all on single-handedly, I saved the world from being 'eaten' and born anew, I don't want some other guys to destroy all of it forever.
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  16. Post #9456
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts
    I'm scared.
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  17. Post #9457
    Gold Member
    markfu's Avatar
    October 2007
    5,691 Posts
    Before the oblivion characters overtake the thread again, I have another creation kit question. How do you go about swapping a player character's face onto a npc or making a custom npc with a player character's face?
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  18. Post #9458
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts

    Goddamn fish.
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  19. Post #9459
    Dennab
    January 2011
    3,541 Posts
    Anyone remember the over contrasted and over saturated image I posted? Well...

    I spent most of March Break fixing EVERYTHING. I did a complete re-write of the settings based on the lighting I studied around my town when the weather was perfectly clear. The result:


    The Link: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=9783

    Give me some Feedback.
    ehh, other than the indoors that looked quite nice. I don't like how your custom settings made indoors so dark. But that one scene with the tree outdoors during day time looked really quite nice tbh
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  20. Post #9460
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    DiscoInferno's Avatar
    November 2008
    6,969 Posts
    After a quick check on the Imperial Library, it really seems like current lore states that "souls" are just "life energy" and do not carry any sort of consciousness, at least not white souls, My main source is the book 'Souls, Black and White' but even that says the nature of the soul is unknowable. It seems the way souls work in Daggerfall and earlier games is yet another example of Early Installment Wierdness in the series. Anyone got any other hypotheses?
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  21. Post #9461
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts

    Totally upstaged that faggot.
    Sent that bitch home crying.
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  22. Post #9462
    elite3444's Avatar
    October 2011
    156 Posts
    I haven't played in a few weeks and now when I get on I have really messed up artifacting. I deactivated all of my mods and everything so these are vanilla on an AMD HD5770. What do?



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  23. Post #9463
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    Hostel's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,437 Posts
    I haven't played in a few weeks and now when I get on I have really messed up artifacting. I deactivated all of my mods and everything so these are vanilla on an AMD HD5770. What do?



    Anti-aliasing corruption that occurs now due to the latest driver updates. (Turn off AA)
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  24. Post #9464
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts
    He makes up for it by being a diplomatic adviser who wields a claymore.
    Get sword made for Jarl.
    Never give it to him.
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  25. Post #9465
    elite3444's Avatar
    October 2011
    156 Posts
    Anti-aliasing corruption that occurs now due to the latest driver updates. (Turn off AA)
    Perfect. I could leave it on so that the dragons are harder to fight.
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  26. Post #9466
    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,605 Posts
    I want to make a new Skyrim character. So, Facepunch make some rules for my person. Also pick what he/she looks like and what race he/she is.
    Orc who loves potatoes and must put a cabbage next to every person he kills
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  27. Post #9467
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    Chekko's Avatar
    February 2010
    11,912 Posts
    I want to make a new Skyrim character.

    So, Facepunch make some rules for my person. Also pick what he/she looks like and what race he/she is.
    Race: Orc
    Armor: Hide Armor + Cheif's Hat
    Skills: Illusion and Unarmed (I know Unarmed isn't a skill in Skyrim, but still)
    Guild: Theives guild
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  28. Post #9468
    Toomuchfags's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,140 Posts
    died laughing of this one

    Age 1000
    Complexion -1000

    Hahaha what.
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  29. Post #9469
    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,676 Posts
    Mass Effect, Witcher series, STALKER series, Warcraft (Before WoW)

    Not all are sandboxes, but they do have neat lore.
    I'm not just talking about lore, but also gameplay. TES is a sandbox rpg in a first person perspective set in a unique universe. (sorry for being late, I was busy sleeping.)
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  30. Post #9470
    Gold Member
    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    16,755 Posts
    I like to buy their products because their quality control is god awful.





    Who wouldn't want to experience that?
    Me. It's not so funny after the first few times, especially when combined with all the other bugs.
    The thing about Bethesda games is that you can't go into them and expect to play them like you would something like Dragon Age or Dark Souls. They're not serious RPGs, as much as Bethesda would like them to be.

    They're buggy, poorly-written sandboxes. And that's the way we like them.
    You, maybe.
    Skyrim had the potential to be great. It could have been immersive, especially with the metrick fuckton of lore in TES mythos. The combat could have been great. The story could have been great. And so on and so forth. Skyrim is the pinnacle of "great idea, flawed execution", and it's damn near mental torture for me because I know nobody will make games like the TES series, and the only company that does seems to realise that and decides to just piss all over it, as though they were deliberately trying to fuck with my head.

    Edited:

    It's like they're conducting a scientific experiment to see how lazy they can get with Q&A before they start seeing a decrease in revenue.
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  31. Post #9471
    Dennab
    January 2011
    3,541 Posts
    they really need to rework their engine to support huge crowds and large cities

    gets a bit boring walking around tiny little towns
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  32. Post #9472
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    6,976 Posts
    Anyone know how to do Hard Answers without getting wanted by the entire hold? I didn't get a bounty until I was outside.
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  33. Post #9473
    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,676 Posts
    Sneak.
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  34. Post #9474
    Gold Member
    Wheeze201's Avatar
    August 2005
    3,635 Posts
    My family owns a Bakery. And this is our newest product:


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  35. Post #9475
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    RearAdmiral's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,102 Posts
    I really like this ENB config. Forgive the shitty anti aliasing. It only gives me the option to go up to 8 Samples.





    Although sometimes this happens.



    Here's a link to it.

    Edited:



    Found this near Winterhold. Probably old, but I'd never seen it before. Shit was sad.
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  36. Post #9476
    Daemon White's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,207 Posts
    Look Here. I'm making a new ini to be released with the Official V2.4 of Realistic Lighting.

    I'm too lazy to re-upload images for here, so they're over there. Look for my name near the bottom of the page.

       Yes, I'm a furry...   
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  37. Post #9477
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    29,260 Posts
       Yes, I'm a furry...   
    Thanks.
    I couldn't tell.
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  38. Post #9478
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    I really like this ENB config. Forgive the shitty anti aliasing. It only gives me the option to go up to 8 Samples.



    That does not look like 8 Samples at all, it looks more like 2.
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  39. Post #9479
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    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    6,584 Posts
    Age 1000
    Complexion -1000

    Hahaha what.
    its a thing you get when you install darnified ui
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  40. Post #9480
    Hi
    Chekko's Avatar
    February 2010
    11,912 Posts
    I'm playing as a Battlemage and I wonder if Heavy or Light Armor is best to use. So far I've used robes.
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